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Why do vegetarians exist? Ryan(53840): lol I have no idea You: aw. You: i was just thinking Ryan(53840): but I agree You: if we were all vegetarians, wouldn't we go extinct a long time ago t You: they're useless! Ryan(53840): lol we should round them all up and put them on a desert island filled with cows You: haha You: that would be ideal Ryan(53840): it would
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Toni(54875) Toni(54875): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi toni Toni(54875): Hi I will be helping you with your search today. You: excellent Toni(54875): Could you please be a bit more specific as to your inquiry? You: so, uhm, i was wondering You: what are you doing later tonight? Toni(54875): Nothing with you my friend now......... Toni(54875): Did you want to complete a search? You:
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wow this has gotta be the greatest website ever
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Wow i was talking to a master level guide and didn't even know it!
http://underground.chacha.com/guide/guide_profile/26360
Pretty crazy
edit: I asked for funny jokes and then this idiot gives me a website about engines.
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Janice(17207) Janice(17207): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello Janice(17207): Hi there You: I need some hilarious jokes You: to impress my friends You: Can you find those? Janice(17207): I can absolutely give it a shot Janice(17207): hold on please You: thanks You: thats just another search engie You: thats not even about funny jokes Janice(17207): One minute please You: whats the deal? Janice(17207): My computer is frozen, one minute please You: oh sorry my computer has trouble sometimes too You: you should get a new hard drive You: thats fixed mine Janice(17207): Here are three sites that should help you. You: Jeep humor? You: I don't own a jeep Janice(17207): I am sure you will find some fun things in them You: ... You: but i don't own a jeep Janice(17207): You know, jokes can be about anything Janice(17207): It doesn't matter You: yes but those are specifically about jeeps Janice(17207): neither do i\ Janice(17207): So Janice(17207): it not the only site I snet Janice(17207): sent You: the first one is about engines You: the second is about jeeps You: the third is about courtrooms You: i wanted a funny joke You: you know: setup, then punchline You: Well i guess the third link is ok You: but you should really get a new hard drive You: that fixed my computer troubles Janice(17207): As soon as I make enough money I intend to Janice(17207): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: What? You: Don't you get paid for this Janice(17207): Have a good night You: your not getting a good rating You: Thanks, I'm done.
courtroom jokes she sent Engine site she sent
"Jeep Humor"
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Eric(78552) Eric(78552): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Eric Eric(78552): Hello! Eric(78552): Can you be more specific as to what you are looking for? You: How often do you get pranked? Eric(78552): 70 % of my searches are probably pranks. Eric(78552): You: That's actually a really high percentage. :/ Eric(78552): Yeah, it is. You: How many people have you had to "ban"? Eric(78552): Not many. Eric(78552): I don't ban anyone really.. do you need a search? You: Well, that's good. You: No, not really. I should be doing homework but this is more fun. :/ Eric(78552): OK! You: Eric(78552): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: So um...how's life? Eric(78552): check out this blog of ChaCha pranks You: There's a blog?! Jackpot.
http://aretheseresultssufficient.blogspot.com/
Question for a Guide
QUERY: i have a question for any guide
Strange search... Maybe I'll have some fun.
Guide: Welcome to ChaCha! Guide: Go for it, any question you want. Info Seeker: hey Info Seeker: do people mess around with guides a lot?
-Opportunity knocks!
Guide: I don't know. Want to help me find out? Info Seeker: how can i help with that? Guide: I've been planning a sting operation. Info Seeker: how would this go about Guide: You can't tell anyone this, but I'm actually the CFO of ChaCha. Info Seeker: what is that? Guide: I hear pranks are becoming a series issue. Guide: And I need to see for myself. Info Seeker: oh, i understand Guide: Are you willing to help? Info Seeker: absolutely Guide: Great.
-Let the fun commence.
Guide: Okay, this is a complex operation, but I think you're capable. Info Seeker: Thanks Guide provides link ChaCha Guide: Here's the ChaCha main site. Guide: I need you to open it in another window. Info Seeker: ok Info Seeker: im there Guide: I need you to query the guide for "one divided by zero." Info Seeker: is it ok if i use digits? Guide: No. Info Seeker: ok Guide: This should gain you entry to the secret robot guide. Guide: It will appear to be a human, but it's not. Info Seeker: it is searching Guide: What is the name of the "guide" you were connected to? Info Seeker: before i continue, could this get me in any sort of trouble with the law Guide: No, of course not. Info Seeker: His name is XXXXX Guide: Perfect. Guide: I want you to give him the instruction: "nerf paged 0 thru 4 endline" Guide: Exactly as I typed it there. Guide: This should issue me the proper reports. Info Seeker: i copied and pasted Guide: Tell me how he responds. He will respond in code. Info Seeker: it transferred me. Guide: Perfect. Guide: Repeat the same message to the new robot. Guide: You're doing great. Info Seeker: thanks Guide: I really appreciate this. Guide: Repost it again. Info Seeker: don't worry Info Seeker: ok Guide: You may have to say it numerous times for "XXXXX" to recognize you. Info Seeker: ok Guide: Tell me what "her" reaction is. Info Seeker: "I don't understand what it is you need help with." Guide: Okay good. Guide: You've reached the main sub-menu. Guide: Tell her, just like this: Guide: "Robot, I would like Issue Report 15B." Info Seeker: without quotes, right? Guide: Yes. Info Seeker: done Guide: How did "she" respond? Info Seeker: "If there isn't anything that you need help with I will be forced to end the session or transfer you to someone else." Guide: Perfect! Guide: Now just say "Give me the requested results number 124!" Guide: Sometimes their internal personality chips act up. Guide: This should be the last command, then I'll have my reports. Info Seeker: it ended the session, im sorry Info Seeker: "Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended." Guide: Well done. Guide: I have the reports right here. Guide: Thank you very much! Info Seeker: no problem Info Seeker: gnight! Guide: Wait. Info Seeker: yes? Guide: Here's the part where I hope you have a good sense of humor... Info Seeker: ok what Guide: This was all a joke... I hope you don't mind. I get very bored. Info Seeker: rofl Info Seeker: im seriously laughing dude
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I tried to be slick by popping the question, but it didnt seem to work on this gal ... older gal that is =P
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Erika(42508) Erika(42508): Welcome to ChaCha! Erika(42508): hi Erika(42508): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: Hi Erika You: How are you tonight? Erika(42508): ok and you? You: Im alright You: I have been told I would be transfered to someone woh is college You: Are you in college? Erika(42508): nope You: Already graduated? Erika(42508): high school You: Hmm this might work... You: Are you a big "partier"? Erika(42508): ok Erika(42508): not really but know a lil You: You see I didn't drink that much in HS, but it seems as a freshman in college...thats the best way to meet new people Erika(42508): ya sounds bouthgt right Erika(42508): They say the college yrs are party yrs You: What kinda of stuff should i start off drinking so I dont look like a idiot when im in public drinking for the first few times? You: What do you drink at parties? Erika(42508): usually mixed drinks depends on what your in to You: I have a low alcohol tolerance, I turn red really fast haha You: it isnt helping either =P Erika(42508): i do too but you overcome that You: Lets hope so, btw where do you live? Erika(42508): california You: Oh, I see You: What time are you done working? Erika(42508): anytime i wanna be You: Have any plans tonight? Erika(42508): got 4 kids Erika(42508): sorry You: ...are you lying to me? you said your still in high school Erika(42508): Are these results sufficient? Erika(42508): no i said i graduated high school You: Oh.. You: well... ;/ Erika(42508): lol You: Your 18? Erika(42508): 28 You: ... You: Humm You: Are you married? Erika(42508): not anymore You: I see...why is that? Erika(42508): because he cheated on me You: Im sorry to hear that, what a bastard You: Will you marry me? Erika(42508): yup after 8 yrs Erika(42508): lol Erika(42508): sorry i dont think i will be gettin married anytime soon Erika(42508): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: ... lets go out a few times? You: Can I get your messanger? email? myspace? something? Erika(42508): too many kids have no time You: We can stay w/ them Erika(42508): xxxxxxxx@yahoo You: Oh I see You: I will email you Erika(42508): ok Erika(42508): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Lindsey(78413) Lindsey(78413): Welcome to ChaCha! Lindsey(78413): Hi You: hi lindsey Lindsey(78413): what can I find for you today? You: im looking to buy a computer Lindsey(78413): Alright Lindsey(78413): any particular brand or type? You: i want to know which kind would give the most frames per second Lindsey(78413): Alright You: alienware, huh Lindsey(78413): TYep You: that doesnt happen to be a biased opinion, hmm? Lindsey(78413): Ha ha, no Lindsey(78413): These are the three top companies You: im looking around them.. which one would be more durable do you think? Lindsey(78413): I'll search and find out You: like if i got into a car accident while playing on them Lindsey(78413): Heh Lindsey(78413): That would probably not be your biggest concern Lindsey(78413): but I'll find out You: jesus i am bad at this You: goodbye You: you're lovely by the way Lindsey(78413): Thanks You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.
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^ Duke c' on you can do better than that lol! :p
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Ray didn't like me
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Ray(79461) Ray(79461): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi ray Ray(79461): Hi You: im looking for porn You: can you helkp me? Ray(79461): Sure. Ray(79461): Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended.
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Ray(79461) Ray(79461): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi ray Ray(79461): Hi You: im looking for porn You: can you helkp me? Ray(79461): Sure. Ray(79461): Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Cheryl(8647) Cheryl(8647): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Cheryl Cheryl(8647): Hi You: im looking for XXX You: can you help? Cheryl(8647): What is it I can help you find? Cheryl(8647): As in the adult xxx? You: the movie i mean You: nono You: with vin diesel You: i need to find a cheap one You: ^^ Cheryl(8647): Ok, let me see what I can find? You: ok Cheryl(8647): Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended.
Evidently Cheryl and Ray are friends.
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(27450) Jennifer(27450): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello jennifer Jennifer(27450): Hi how are you tonight? You: fine, :D You: i was wondering if there were any known mishaps about mixing respiderol, xanax, and lexapro Jennifer(27450): One moment while I search for you.... You: might be a typo on respiderol You: i dont believe that is sufficient You: these are prescribed drugs im talking about Jennifer(27450): Im searching for you one moment You: would being undescribably upset easily be a side effect or a personality disorder? You: ive had these feelings about killing other people, but killing myself too.. hmm You: when my doctor asked me about it i didnt really feel like telling him Jennifer(27450): You really need to talk to your dr about this You: do you know anyone diagnosed with depression? Jennifer(27450): And the best thing to always do is ask your dr about mixing those prescriptions You: i have like 8 doctors lol You: they all give me different stuff Jennifer(27450): Would you like for me to continue searching for you You: yes You: my mom used to suffer from manic depression You: is depression inheritable You: man i could really use a beer You: what do you like to drink, jennifer? Jennifer(27450): If you would like addtl info on depression I would be happy to help you but you will need to open another search You: you cant search it for me? :-\ You: man i just get so goddamn frustrated!! You: oh my god i just broke a glass on my dog Jennifer(27450): I can but we need to open a new search since it is a different topic You: brb Jennifer(27450): I will have to end this session have a good night and feel free to open a new search when you come back=) You: okay nvm it was just the cat Jennifer(27450): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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I did a search, well, I made them do a search for me about how to actually get a job there.
Hi! You just asked for an invite for ChaCha. We're pretty picky about who we give invites too, because we make commission off those who we invite. Also, we get a limited number of invites, and if those we invite crap out, we don't get them back. Can you answer some questions, please?
That sounds borderline pyramid triangle to me!
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I found this chill guy...Also, there seems to be a forum that is known for pranking ChaCha and they (ChaCha) know them for this...Looks like we have competition boys ^_^
Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Brett(23716) Brett(23716): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Whats up Brett! Brett(23716): Hi, I'm Bretto. Welcome to ChaCha search. Can you please clarify what you are searching for? Brett(23716): Hi. You: Well, im curious on how many pranks you get for working at a place like this Brett(23716): a lot Brett(23716): a lot a lot You: Any memorable ones you enjoyed? Brett(23716): espicially from 4chan Brett(23716): about mudkips You: what is 4chan? Brett(23716): it is a forum about somethin...i dont remember You: mudkips...the pokemon? Brett(23716): umm, sometimes You: what are mudkips? Brett(23716): would you like a link to 4chan? You: Is there a definition of a "mudkip" Brett(23716): umm Brett(23716): i could find out if you like You: sure that would be great You: btw how old are you? Brett(23716): 20 You: in college? Brett(23716): would you also like a 4chan link? Brett(23716): yeah You: sure You: which cdollege? You: they are pokemon! thats what i said You: sheesh ;/ You: You dont have to find the 4chan link You: What do they ask you about mudkips? You: ok i guess you alrdy found it Brett(23716): umm, well there is this thing and they always ask "so i hear you like mudkip" Brett(23716): its like an inside joke Brett(23716): OH Brett(23716): ill find it for you Brett(23716): it funny You: Okay =D You: excellent You: ill read it! Brett(23716): scroll down to were the guy has the mudkip tat You: So where do you go to college? Brett(23716): kvcc Brett(23716): but im not really allowed to chat on here Brett(23716): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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damn I got banned for asking: "what are you wearing", now I can't even show my log, oh well.
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On February 22 2007 19:40 mahnini wrote:I did a search, well, I made them do a search for me about how to actually get a job there. Show nested quote +Hi! You just asked for an invite for ChaCha. We're pretty picky about who we give invites too, because we make commission off those who we invite. Also, we get a limited number of invites, and if those we invite crap out, we don't get them back. Can you answer some questions, please? That sounds borderline pyramid triangle to me! more the reason to abuse them.
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hahahaha wow!! they are going to come in handy when you need them! let me do one on video games it's midnight but o well lol, school is meant for sleeping.
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Nice little chat about pokemon folks...
Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Travis(44031) Travis(44031): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Sup Travis! Travis(44031): Hello! Info Seeker You: Well, first off, i need to make sure if your an avid pokemon lover like me You: Are you? Travis(44031): I beat pokemon red You: So you know about the original 150 pokemon Travis(44031): Yes You: How old are you? Travis(44031): Older now, 22 You: I see, well I have a question You: Im training to become a pokemon master, but it seems I am not on-track persay... Travis(44031): check out loooong cat when you get a chance You: So what should I do after getting my badge from cerulean city? You: Have any advice? Travis(44031): I think snorlax is sleeping someplace? blocking your path? Travis(44031): I have no idea You: It seems you are a bit rusty on this pokemon stuff Travis(44031): It has been awhile You: Well, in that case...This is another thing that has been making my journey quite difficult You: the all might question, "How do I catch them all?" You: mighty* Travis(44031): I dont know How Travis(44031): but. YOU GOTTA catch em all You: ...i know i HAVE to, but i have no means on how to start You: What would you suggest my first pokemon be? Travis(44031): charmander You: My pikachu just died from eating some unknown pokechow You: Wow, you like charmander too? hes one of my favorites Travis(44031): Im sorry to hear that Travis(44031): He is the best You: Very cute dinosaur he is Travis(44031): Anything else I can help you with Travis(44031): I should get going You: How many pairs of underwear do I need to bring? You: And where can I find the next gym? Travis(44031): You will find the anwser to these questions on your quest Travis(44031): have a great night Travis(44031): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: suzzan(73896) suzzan(73896): Welcome to ChaCha! suzzan(73896): Good Evening, how are you tonight? You: Well...I need to know how to DO A BARREL ROLL You: HELP You: THERE COMING suzzan(73896): You came to the right place You: FOX DODGE You: RRRR suzzan(73896): Be right with you You: QUICK You: AGH You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (a lot more "H"s) You: YES suzzan(73896): ok ok ok ok You: THANK YOU You: your wonderful darling suzzan(73896): more comming You: SF You: SF You: S F You: SF You: STARFOX You: NOT MILITARY You: STARFOX suzzan(73896): ? You: AGH You: STARFOX BARREL ROLL You: omg your a noob suzzan(73896): okokok suzzan(73896): sorry You: its ok You: i will spare your life this time You: DO NOT FAIL ME PEPPY You: GO GO FIND HOW TO DO A BARREL ROLL You: i died...... You: WTF You: SLOW SEARCHING PEPPY suzzan(73896): aWE, GIVE ME A BREAK! You: NO WE MUST DEFEAT THEM suzzan(73896): WOW YOU'RE A TUFF NUT! suzzan(73896): TRY THE LAST ONE You: YOUR ABOUT AS USEFUL AS THAT RETARDED RABBIT
Yeah, they don't know much about SF.
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