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So.. I was surfing the internet and I found a site that is like a search engine, but with real people. It's really fun to play around with them. By the way PLZ!!! post your logs!!
I ASK YOU GUYS ONE THING IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET YOUR IP ASSES BANNED FROM THE SITE. (I DO THINK IT WILL BECOME USEFUL WHEN YOUR GOING TO END UP NEEDING IT.) BE NICE AND GIVE THEM A GREAT RATING, AND THEY WON'T MIND AS MUCH THAT YOU'RE PRANKING THEM. AND KEEP IT WITHHIN LIMITS NO CHILD PORN SEARCHES...
I hope your as immature as I am and will enjoy this site.
http://www.chacha.com/
One of my logs...
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Nora(55475) Nora(55475): Welcome to ChaCha! Nora(55475): Hello how are you doing today? What can I find for you? You: Hello Nora. I am doing just fine. You: I am looking for a Korean gosu. You: Korean gosu for Starcraft that is. Nora(55475): Okay would you like general info. on it? You: Sure. Nora(55475): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I\\\'m finding the most relevant results for your search. You: Hmm that is doesn\\\'t seeem to be starcraft. You: Do you have boxer in stock? Nora(55475): Sorry about that one moment while I am still searching. You: And does boxer come with a money back guarantee? Nora(55475): Are these results sufficient? You: gosugamers really isn\\\'t gosu You: team liquid is much more gosu You: but i still want boxer Nora(55475): I\\\'m sorry I can\\\'t seem to find what you\\\'re looking for would you like me to transfer you to another guide who can help? You: no i like you Nora(55475): Okay, one moment while I search for you please You: are youo a real person? Nora(55475): Yes, I am a real person You: thats the reply that a robot would say Nora(55475): I\\\'m not a robot, though I am a real person You: how many fingers do you have? Nora(55475): I have 10 fingers.. are these results sufficent? You: yes thank you! Nora(55475): Okay, thank you for using ChaCha and have a great day!
O by the way you have to enter something in and press guide.
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we had a monstrous/hilarious thread on this at liquidpoker
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... O_O Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Stephanie(8498) Stephanie(8498): Welcome to ChaCha! You: HI Stephanie(8498): Hi, what can I find for you? You: micro Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Donna(9368) Donna(9368): Welcome to ChaCha!
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OMG how do u get that guide person to talk to u -_-
edit: nvm
edit2: wow this is fucking amazing...could have so much fun w/ this... ^_^
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On February 22 2007 11:46 Metal[x] wrote: OMG how do u get that guide person to talk to u -_-
edit: nvm
edit2: wow this is fucking amazing...could have so much fun w/ this... ^_^
Just don't over do it they might IP ban you if you piss them off enough. And I can see this site might actually be helpful when your doing those last minute 20 page research papers.
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wow this is a cool search engine.
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On February 22 2007 11:43 lil.sis wrote: we had a monstrous/hilarious thread on this at liquidpoker post link?
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oh shit they will ban my IP? im having so much fun w/ them right now...
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OFMG I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING FOR 5 MINUTES AND I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES
+ Show Spoiler + Floofy Canada. December 18 2006 04:50. Posts 3368
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Marilyn P Marilyn P: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Marilyn P: Hello Marilyn P: How may I help you? You: I am looking to learn how to become rich Marilyn P: One moment while I locate some resources for you You: Are you a rich person? Marilyn P: No I am not You: You should use the links you are giving me then Marilyn P: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
they arent very nice to me =/
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On February 22 2007 11:54 Metal[x] wrote: oh shit they will ban my IP? im having so much fun w/ them right now...
I'm not sure they might...
Post your logs!!
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i just based my log off yours to test out the waters ya know, but then the guy directed me to someone with "more expertise" and i kept asking her questions...
EDIT: i was reading the thread from liquid poker...and this is soooo funny!! Aneesa F: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: i am looking forward to suicide myself seriously. how can i do it. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: C.J C.J: Welcome to ChaCha! C.J: How may I assist your search? You: hi CJ You: how are u doing today C.J: I'm doing great and yourself? You: not really. im sad and im looking forward to suicide, i want to browse my options can u help? C.J: absolutely not You: why C.J: I can find you someone to talk to instead. You: i thought that was your job You: can i talk to you C.J: I'm here to help you find legal info, not help you commit suicide. C.J: sure You: im not sure u could belive this You: but i found my dog with You: hmm.. my best female friend You: not girlfriend tho You: i think she has problems. C.J: You found them doing what exactly? You: you know.. i can't say it You: sex i guess You: is it even called that way between a human and animal? C.J: You know it's called beastiality. C.J: This is your prank? You: i am not kidding. You: i made a thread on teamliquid.net You: about it. C.J: Suicide should never be an option for you. You: i don't think anybody understands me. anyway. i don't know what to do. C.J: Your life is priceless. You: should i talk to her? i mean, is it worth it? You: should i talk to my dog? You: should i stay away from both? C.J: If she is truly your friend, talk to her. You: tell me something CJ. do you enjoy your life? C.J: Is there more to this story? C.J: I enjoy my life very much. C.J: It's not perfect, but it never will be. You: well. im the only one i know, and im not sure if i should tell her parents You: or mine You: pretty weird situation C.J: Is this a real situation or a prank? You: i am not kidding. man. and obvioulsy no one will believe me. i know that You: i know what to expect. C.J: Well, there is no reason for you to harm yourself because of someone else's poor judgement. You: she was my only friend. You: and im unique child. You: my dog was like the only thing i liked on my family C.J: If it is bothering you more than you can stand it, just talk to your parents You: my parents are divorced and You: we are all having problems You: it is all a mess You: my father has a gun under the bed You: i got to go. You: bye C.J: wait. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Katherine(73306) Katherine(73306): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello Katherine(73306): hi there Katherine(73306): what information on stacraft are you looking for? Katherine(73306): *starcraft You: well, i'm looking for information on a player You: he goes by "nal_ra" Katherine(73306): I think you need access to the starcraft site to get info on players and i don't have that You: which starcraft site? Katherine(73306): just a sec let me see if i can find it for you You: ok, thanks. Katherine(73306): actually, he is listed on the wiki page for starcraft You: ah, figures that's the one place i don't look Katherine(73306): and blizzard.com has official forums for starcraft you have to register for to use You: thanks alot. You: blizzard is noob. Katherine(73306): anything else? You: can i get a phone number? Katherine(73306): would you like additional sites that mention him? You: no, but i'd like your digits. Katherine(73306): not gonna happen You: but i like long walks on the beach Katherine(73306): i hope this search helped You: and candle lit dinners Katherine(73306): Thanks again for using ChaCha. I am glad I could help with your search and hope that you found the results helpful! If your ChaCha experience was great, please rate me as so. On behalf of myself and the other guides, thanks, come back soon, and have a wonderful day. Katherine(73306): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended
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On February 22 2007 12:01 Metal[x] wrote: i just based my log off yours to test out the waters ya know, but then the guy directed me to someone with "more expertise" and i kept asking her questions...
EDIT: i was reading the thread from liquid poker...and this is soooo funny!! Aneesa F: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: i am looking forward to suicide myself seriously. how can i do it. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: C.J C.J: Welcome to ChaCha! C.J: How may I assist your search? You: hi CJ You: how are u doing today C.J: I'm doing great and yourself? You: not really. im sad and im looking forward to suicide, i want to browse my options can u help? C.J: absolutely not You: why C.J: I can find you someone to talk to instead. You: i thought that was your job You: can i talk to you C.J: I'm here to help you find legal info, not help you commit suicide. C.J: sure You: im not sure u could belive this You: but i found my dog with You: hmm.. my best female friend You: not girlfriend tho You: i think she has problems. C.J: You found them doing what exactly? You: you know.. i can't say it You: sex i guess You: is it even called that way between a human and animal? C.J: You know it's called beastiality. C.J: This is your prank? You: i am not kidding. You: i made a thread on teamliquid.net You: about it. C.J: Suicide should never be an option for you. You: i don't think anybody understands me. anyway. i don't know what to do. C.J: Your life is priceless. You: should i talk to her? i mean, is it worth it? You: should i talk to my dog? You: should i stay away from both? C.J: If she is truly your friend, talk to her. You: tell me something CJ. do you enjoy your life? C.J: Is there more to this story? C.J: I enjoy my life very much. C.J: It's not perfect, but it never will be. You: well. im the only one i know, and im not sure if i should tell her parents You: or mine You: pretty weird situation C.J: Is this a real situation or a prank? You: i am not kidding. man. and obvioulsy no one will believe me. i know that You: i know what to expect. C.J: Well, there is no reason for you to harm yourself because of someone else's poor judgement. You: she was my only friend. You: and im unique child. You: my dog was like the only thing i liked on my family C.J: If it is bothering you more than you can stand it, just talk to your parents You: my parents are divorced and You: we are all having problems You: it is all a mess You: my father has a gun under the bed You: i got to go. You: bye C.J: wait. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
OH MY GOD ROFL
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Let's all Become guides :D!
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I'm too much of a nice guy to do a shit like this to someone who is willing to help .
That is fucked up to prank people like that, but w/e I get a good laugh out of it XD!
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Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Lauralyn(76302) Lauralyn(76302): Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello Lauralyn(76302): hello Lauralyn(76302): How may I help you You: So yesterday I was playing a game, and my friend said that since I couldn't cover the hotels he h ad on bordwalk he took my soul... You: is that cereal? Lauralyn(76302): Is what cereal? You: can people do that? You: I know it is stupid, but I am a recent Buddhist convert and I was told people can do such things. You: So I was hoping for a second opinion Lauralyn(76302): Im sorry I am not following you Lauralyn(76302): can they take what? You: can people take your soul. Lauralyn(76302): no You: why? You: If people can "take" dignity, why can they not take ones soul? Lauralyn(76302): you are a buddist you should know You: well like i said I am a newly converted buddhist Lauralyn(76302): ok well your church can help you with this =) You: What if they don't recognize me? Does your physical self change when you are voidless of soul? You: I know you aren't an expert, but if you can just give me gut answers... Lauralyn(76302): would you like me to search this for you? You: No thats ok. I was more curious how another person felt, I don't really know how to break this to someone else, on a more personal level. You: If this troubled you I am deeply sorry, this was the only place I could think of asking without being embarrassed. Lauralyn(76302): ?? that you don't have a soul? You: Yes. Lauralyn(76302): well you do have a soul Lauralyn(76302): monopoly is just a game=) You: You know, you could be right. Maybe that jerk was just being silly and I am all worked up over nothing! Lauralyn(76302): Yes i thi nk so You: Hey thanks alot! I am going to go "take" his soul. WOULDNT THAT BE FUNNY? You: "tables have turned peter!" Lauralyn(76302): yes it would You: Ok thanks alot! Lauralyn(76302): your welcome Lauralyn(76302): good luck=) Lauralyn(76302): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended
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