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I am very fond of talking, which sometimes results in me being able to stuff my foot into my mouth before I realize I have accomplished this feat.
So a few days back I was walking through this shopping complex with friends, when I bumped into this old friend from high school. I clapped his shoulder and greeted him warmly, then turned to a smaller sized guy beside him who looked somewhat similiar.
"Is this your younger brother?" I asked him. Both of them fell quiet for a moment. I suddenly then realized the "smaller sized guy" had a pair of small boobs.
I then quickly said I had something to do and left.
Damn these girls and their short hair.
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Well at least you clued her in on what she looks like, if she wasn't intentionally trying to look like a dude.
Nice story though.
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Back when I was 4 or something, I did something similar. I had this midget woman babysitter that would take care of me while my mom shopped at the mall. If I recall correctly, she was around the height of my 4-year-old self.
Anyways, evidently my memory was not fully developed by that age or something, because she had been babysitting me for a while when one day, for no discernible reason, I shoved my finger right in her face and exclaimed to my mother, "Mommy! Mommy! That's the shortest, fattest little boy I've ever seen!"
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that was freaking crazy man
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That is AWKWARD. Run. ASAP.
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