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Continued from my previous blog entry - thanks for all your support.
I bring to you Other People's Fail, all among my close friends. My own epic fails will continue in Part 3 and onwards.
Fail 1.
My friend was out with his gf and her sister. After dropping the sister back, he remarked to his gf:
"Your sister is quite pretty"
She responded with "then why don't you go for her"
"I would if I was single"
"WHAT"
"No but I have you"
"So you mean I'm not as pretty as my sister?"
"No darling, you got it wrong! I didn't fall in love with you for your looks anyway..."
She did not speak to him for quite a long time.
Fail 2.
I was talking to a couple of friends about this article I had read in some magazine. According to it, if your gf asks you whether you will still love her when she is old and not pretty anymore, there are three levels of answers:
WORST: Let's see when the time comes.
OKAY: I'll be old too then right.
BEST: Oh great, then no other guys will come to snatch you away.
After hearing me say this one girl then wanted to see what her bf would say. So at dinner that night, she asked her bf in front of all of us: "Darling, when I'm old and not pretty anymore, will you still love me?"
He looked at her for a moment, then slowly said:
"You aren't pretty now anyway"
She sighed while all of us nearly died of laughter.
Note: They are still together after 5 years and will probably get married soon.
Fail 3.
My housemate wanted to tackle this girl (the B to B+ girl from my prior entry). This was before the B to B+ incident. So he sent her a message on Facebook:
"Hey, what do you think of me?"
She did not reply.
After a day or so, he followed up with:
"Hey! I've been waiting for your answer for 24 hours you know!!!!"
Needless to say she never replied.
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Haha your friend managed to say pretty much exactly the wrong things in that first story.
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Lmao you hang out with some pretty lulsy people
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Awesome awesome stories. I am curious whether the answers given in "fail 2" are actually the right ones.
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I think 1 and 3 were pretty terrible, but honestly in 2, I'm pretty sure they must have been really close anyway, and your friend likely knew she wouldn't be legitimately mad. Your own fails were even more hilarious though, probably because it's more personal and you were able to give more detailed descriptions
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On August 15 2012 16:42 Aerisky wrote:I think 1 and 3 were pretty terrible, but honestly in 2, I'm pretty sure they must have been really close anyway, and your friend likely knew she wouldn't be legitimately mad. Your own fails were even more hilarious though, probably because it's more personal and you were able to give more detailed descriptions
Lol, actually Fail 2 wasn't really a real fail, all of us know that my friend is just that way, i.e. never sweet in public. When his aforementioned gf stretches out her hand to hold his he actually karate blocks it away, to our great amusement.
I'll continue with more of my own fails in the next post I promise.
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i've done terrible things to boys
in 8th grade a boy confessed and asked if i wanted to go out with him.
i was just like... "you're kidding right?"
"no"
"no, you're kidding"
"no"
"you're kidding"
repeat x20
i dont remember trying to be mean, i think i was just being stupid
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"You're not pretty now anyway" wow.. I guess common sense is not the most important thing in women's perspective.
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Haha. Good stuff. I hope to see more!
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United States10328 Posts
hahahaha "waiting for 24 hours"
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Did he get taken off friends list in Failure #3? If not, I'd say he did not fail.
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Zurich15306 Posts
On August 15 2012 17:19 hazelynut wrote: i've done terrible things to boys
in 8th grade a boy confessed and asked if i wanted to go out with him.
i was just like... "you're kidding right?"
"no"
"no, you're kidding"
"no"
"you're kidding"
repeat x20
i dont remember trying to be mean, i think i was just being stupid Brutal.
OP: Nothing beats your "B to B+" I am afraid.
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Fail 2 was good lol, your friend's got some balls of steel to pull that off.
Also, I think the hotter-sister is a pretty common situation
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Wow. I hope your friends either don't mind or don't frequent TL.
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Hey friend 3 knows how to network! :p
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I'm getting a good laugh at #3. I'm gonna try it for any message someone doesn't respond to.
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On August 16 2012 01:56 AnachronisticAnarchy wrote: Wow. I hope your friends either don't mind or don't frequent TL.
lolllll its a long way back so pretty sure they don't mind, and I'm even more sure they don't frequent TL!
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On August 15 2012 17:19 hazelynut wrote: i've done terrible things to boys
in 8th grade a boy confessed and asked if i wanted to go out with him.
i was just like... "you're kidding right?"
"no"
"no, you're kidding"
"no"
"you're kidding"
repeat x20
i dont remember trying to be mean, i think i was just being stupid
what ended up happening?
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On August 16 2012 10:21 Shady Sands wrote:Show nested quote +On August 15 2012 17:19 hazelynut wrote: i've done terrible things to boys
in 8th grade a boy confessed and asked if i wanted to go out with him.
i was just like... "you're kidding right?"
"no"
"no, you're kidding"
"no"
"you're kidding"
repeat x20
i dont remember trying to be mean, i think i was just being stupid what ended up happening?
When hazelynut was 18 a boy confessed and asked if i wanted to go out with him.
She was just like... "you're kidding right?"
"no"
"no, you're kidding"
repeat x200
she dont remember trying to be mean, but the boys are no longer stupid and get the idea after one try.
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