Top was funny Hack <3
Leenock rage, Man you nailed him
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Mawi
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Top was funny Hack <3 Leenock rage, Man you nailed him Dem Dt's Pretty funny stuff 5/5 Loved it | ||
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WickedSkies
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On January 04 2012 04:48 Seeker wrote: NOTE: This is purely satirical. None of these things were actually said by any of these players Winners' Interview DRG + Show Spoiler + Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I found it absolutely insulting that they asked me to play that round at all. They really should have just given me a straight up pass into RO4 you know? Well....... whatever. What's done is done. I will consider those games as favors for my loving fans. Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: Exactly as they should have. By Game 2 of me against July, I was pretty much yawning and stretching as my lings were finishing him off. And against RainBOw? Well...... it was RainBOw...... Q: Any regrets? A: After I swept my group did I realize that this would have been the perfect opportunity to strengthen my lefty skills. I should have played with my mouse in my left hand, and my keyboard on my right. Oh how I regret not doing that now..... July + Show Spoiler + Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I would just like to say that there was never any doubt that I wouldn't pass. I went with my gut feeling and as always, it worked out great. Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: Beautifully. Apart from that 0-2 to DRG (and I blame my gut for that travesty btw) I played like a champion. Man I love that gut feeling Q: Any regrets? A: None. I went with my gut feeling. It got me 3 OSLs and a golden mouse. It's never let me down before, and I will never stop believing in it. LosirA + Show Spoiler + Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I just wanted to say that this was an absolute joy for me. I 4-0ed my group and just waltzed into RO4. I was actually worried because I had a feeling these games were going to take too long, but I finished quickly and had enough time to go back home just in time to catch the upcoming episode of Desperate Housewives. Win/win right? Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: Oh wonderfully. I made no mistakes. I'm pretty much perfect ya know? I mean, I made it to the finals of a GSL for god's sakes! Q: Any regrets? A: MVP bet his GSL trophy that I wouldn't 4-0 my group and NesTea bet an expensive dinner that I wouldn't make it out at all. GOD DAMN IT! I should've taken up on those offers! MKP + Show Spoiler + Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I really didn't make as many marines as I should have. Shame on me Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: Games were far too long. Not enough marines unfortunately :[ Q: Any regrets? A: Should have made moar marines you know? I regret that I made so few..... Losers' Interview InCa + Show Spoiler + Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I just don't understand why I lost..... I really thought I had this in the bag...... I planned out everything from step 1 to step 10. Those DTs were supposed to work! It worked in Up & Downs so why not AoL? Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: I just don't understand..... How did they see my DTs coming? Q: Any regrets? A: I should've made more DTs. I made the mistake of stopping my production of DTs. I also made a grave mistake of going a Dark Shrine but not producing a single DT in one game. I should really know better by now. DTs or go home RainBOw + Show Spoiler + Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I am very disappointed in myself. I have been practicing for this for days you know? I found out I was going to be in this tournament and I was like "YES! TIME TO REDEEM MYSELF!" I even minimized my MineralZ/Monobattles hours to only 5 a day, and kicked up my laddering to 3 a day!!! Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: I honestly just don't understand...... all those strategies? They worked on ladder..... Q: Any regrets? A: I should've laddered more. Practicing with Friuitdealer/Bomber/Parting was a complete waste of my time. Look where it got me! TOP + Show Spoiler + Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I call hack. No way should I have lost to LosirA and MKP. I am clearly better than them. What have they accomplished compared to what I have accomplished? I call hack..... Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: At first I thought I played great. But after watching the replays, I realize now that I played FLAWLESSLY!!! I only lost cause of hack. I hate hack. I call hack Q: Any regrets? A: I can't believe I didn't hack. Leenock + Show Spoiler + Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: HOW DARE THEY ELIMINATE ME!! I WON MLG PROVIDENCE! I ALMOST WON GSL NOVEMBER! I WAS IN BLIZZCUP!!! I BEAT NANIWA FOR GOD'S SAKES!!! Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: I don't care. That was crap. I'm not even gonna reflect on it. I know I am the best. I am the best damn zerg out there. (interviewer shakes his head) 2nd best? (interviewer shakes his head) 3rd? (interviewer shakes his head) Cutest? (interviewer nods and gives a thumbs up) Q: Any regrets? A: They should've thrown me in Group B. I would've roflstomped all those noobs. DRG ain't shit compared to me! (interviewer shakes his head) .......... I hate you...... NOTE #2: I realize that not everyone will find this funny. You may even call me names and criticize. That's fine. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I just want to thank anyone who took the time to read this. 8) I personally almost died of laughter after reading this. | ||
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Seeker
Where dat snitch at?36884 Posts
On January 04 2012 08:50 jazzyjazz wrote: This is hilarious, I would be happy to see more of this in the future! Haha. I think I will attempt it again. I know I can't please everyone but to those of you I've entertained, thanks for reading and commenting | ||
Jonoman92
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On January 04 2012 11:02 Jonoman92 wrote: Put the note that it's a joke at the end instead of the beginning! I mean it's obvious anyway, but it's more enjoyable if you go into it thinking you posted real interviews or something. No, don't put it there at all. It's always nice to see people unintentionally revealing themselves as idiots. 5/5 blog btw. | ||
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On January 04 2012 18:43 Koshi wrote: Somewhat funny. If you make a satire, you should do more research on the players though, to make it clever. Good point. If i do another one, I'll research on the players more. I think it'll be much more funnier that way | ||
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