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NOTE: This is purely satirical. None of these things were actually said by any of these players 
Winners' Interview
DRG
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/BJOSX.jpg) Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I found it absolutely insulting that they asked me to play that round at all. They really should have just given me a straight up pass into RO4 you know? Well....... whatever. What's done is done. I will consider those games as favors for my loving fans. Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: Exactly as they should have. By Game 2 of me against July, I was pretty much yawning and stretching as my lings were finishing him off. And against RainBOw? Well...... it was RainBOw...... Q: Any regrets? A: After I swept my group did I realize that this would have been the perfect opportunity to strengthen my lefty skills. I should have played with my mouse in my left hand, and my keyboard on my right. Oh how I regret not doing that now.....
July
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/E96CI.jpg) Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I would just like to say that there was never any doubt that I wouldn't pass. I went with my gut feeling and as always, it worked out great. Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: Beautifully. Apart from that 0-2 to DRG (and I blame my gut for that travesty btw) I played like a champion. Man I love that gut feeling Q: Any regrets? A: None. I went with my gut feeling. It got me 3 OSLs and a golden mouse. It's never let me down before, and I will never stop believing in it.
LosirA
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/IlA7W.jpg) Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I just wanted to say that this was an absolute joy for me. I 4-0ed my group and just waltzed into RO4. I was actually worried because I had a feeling these games were going to take too long, but I finished quickly and had enough time to go back home just in time to catch the upcoming episode of Desperate Housewives. Win/win right? Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: Oh wonderfully. I made no mistakes. I'm pretty much perfect ya know? I mean, I made it to the finals of a GSL for god's sakes! Q: Any regrets? A: MVP bet his GSL trophy that I wouldn't 4-0 my group and NesTea bet an expensive dinner that I wouldn't make it out at all. GOD DAMN IT! I should've taken up on those offers!
MKP
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/CRbs0.jpg) Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I really didn't make as many marines as I should have. Shame on me Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: Games were far too long. Not enough marines unfortunately :[ Q: Any regrets? A: Should have made moar marines you know? I regret that I made so few.....
Losers' Interview
InCa
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/iAK8H.jpg) Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I just don't understand why I lost..... I really thought I had this in the bag...... I planned out everything from step 1 to step 10. Those DTs were supposed to work! It worked in Up & Downs so why not AoL? Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: I just don't understand..... How did they see my DTs coming? Q: Any regrets? A: I should've made more DTs. I made the mistake of stopping my production of DTs. I also made a grave mistake of going a Dark Shrine but not producing a single DT in one game. I should really know better by now. DTs or go home
RainBOw
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/vuetn.jpg) Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I am very disappointed in myself. I have been practicing for this for days you know? I found out I was going to be in this tournament and I was like "YES! TIME TO REDEEM MYSELF!" I even minimized my MineralZ/Monobattles hours to only 5 a day, and kicked up my laddering to 3 a day!!! Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: I honestly just don't understand...... all those strategies? They worked on ladder..... Q: Any regrets? A: I should've laddered more. Practicing with Friuitdealer/Bomber/Parting was a complete waste of my time. Look where it got me!
TOP
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/CQmrP.jpg) Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I call hack. No way should I have lost to LosirA and MKP. I am clearly better than them. What have they accomplished compared to what I have accomplished? I call hack..... Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: At first I thought I played great. But after watching the replays, I realize now that I played FLAWLESSLY!!! I only lost cause of hack. I hate hack. I call hack Q: Any regrets? A: I can't believe I didn't hack.
Leenock
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/wuw1o.jpg) Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: HOW DARE THEY ELIMINATE ME!! I WON MLG PROVIDENCE! I ALMOST WON GSL NOVEMBER! I WAS IN BLIZZCUP!!! I BEAT NANIWA FOR GOD'S SAKES!!! Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: I don't care. That was crap. I'm not even gonna reflect on it. I know I am the best. I am the best damn zerg out there. (interviewer shakes his head) 2nd best? (interviewer shakes his head) 3rd? (interviewer shakes his head) Cutest? (interviewer nods and gives a thumbs up) Q: Any regrets? A: They should've thrown me in Group B. I would've roflstomped all those noobs. DRG ain't shit compared to me! (interviewer shakes his head) .......... I hate you......
NOTE #2: I realize that not everyone will find this funny. You may even call me names and criticize. That's fine. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I just want to thank anyone who took the time to read this. 8)
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It just isn't very funny to be honest... sorry...
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Where dat snitch at?37067 Posts
On January 04 2012 04:50 Dexington wrote:
Blogs since its satire?
Ahhh.... very good point. This should be moved to blogs
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Isn't the last loser's interview supposed to be Leenock not TOP?
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xD I had a good laugh. But you have two TOP's when one of them is Leennock.
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The one about July is in pretty bad taste and isn't funny at all.
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Hahahha nice one ! I want more of this, good job <3 
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this is stupid i was expecting real interviews. dumb.
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Where dat snitch at?37067 Posts
On January 04 2012 04:53 sitromit wrote:
It just isn't very funny to be honest... sorry...
No need to apologize. I didn't create this in the hope of getting everyone's approval. I just wanted to make some ppl laugh u know?
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Reads DRG's interview: OK he is pretty cocky
Reads July's interview: I guess ... You could say that
Reads Losira's interview: Hmmm ...
Reads MarineKing's interview: Ok this is a troll
But I found it funny :D
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InCa and RainbOw's are the best.
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Made me laugh, nice OP ^^
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Where dat snitch at?37067 Posts
On January 04 2012 04:55 Spray wrote:
this is stupid i was expecting real interviews. dumb.
I'm actually currently searching for the actual interviews so I can translate them. If I do find any, those will be the real interviews and I won't joke around with those
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Liked the read
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Heh, very nice. We need more of this kind of stuff.
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Leenock rage ftw. xD
Also "DTs or go home" is classic.
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DRG just made me laugh :D and yes DRG, July-InCa-Rainbow is the perfect AOL group to train your lefty skills.
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Funny stuff
imagine what hell would break lose if they really would say stuff like that ^^
DRG and Inca are my favorites
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I don't really get TOP's interview but the rest were pretty funny
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hahaha I should of made more marines MKP telling it LIKE A BOSS
Top was funny Hack <3
Leenock rage, Man you nailed him
Dem Dt's
Pretty funny stuff 5/5 Loved it
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On January 04 2012 04:48 Seeker wrote:NOTE: This is purely satirical. None of these things were actually said by any of these players Winners' InterviewDRG+ Show Spoiler +Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I found it absolutely insulting that they asked me to play that round at all. They really should have just given me a straight up pass into RO4 you know? Well....... whatever. What's done is done. I will consider those games as favors for my loving fans. Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: Exactly as they should have. By Game 2 of me against July, I was pretty much yawning and stretching as my lings were finishing him off. And against RainBOw? Well...... it was RainBOw...... Q: Any regrets? A: After I swept my group did I realize that this would have been the perfect opportunity to strengthen my lefty skills. I should have played with my mouse in my left hand, and my keyboard on my right. Oh how I regret not doing that now..... Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I would just like to say that there was never any doubt that I wouldn't pass. I went with my gut feeling and as always, it worked out great. Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: Beautifully. Apart from that 0-2 to DRG (and I blame my gut for that travesty btw) I played like a champion. Man I love that gut feeling Q: Any regrets? A: None. I went with my gut feeling. It got me 3 OSLs and a golden mouse. It's never let me down before, and I will never stop believing in it. Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I just wanted to say that this was an absolute joy for me. I 4-0ed my group and just waltzed into RO4. I was actually worried because I had a feeling these games were going to take too long, but I finished quickly and had enough time to go back home just in time to catch the upcoming episode of Desperate Housewives. Win/win right? Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: Oh wonderfully. I made no mistakes. I'm pretty much perfect ya know? I mean, I made it to the finals of a GSL for god's sakes! Q: Any regrets? A: MVP bet his GSL trophy that I wouldn't 4-0 my group and NesTea bet an expensive dinner that I wouldn't make it out at all. GOD DAMN IT! I should've taken up on those offers! Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I really didn't make as many marines as I should have. Shame on me Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: Games were far too long. Not enough marines unfortunately :[ Q: Any regrets? A: Should have made moar marines you know? I regret that I made so few..... Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I just don't understand why I lost..... I really thought I had this in the bag...... I planned out everything from step 1 to step 10. Those DTs were supposed to work! It worked in Up & Downs so why not AoL? Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: I just don't understand..... How did they see my DTs coming? Q: Any regrets? A: I should've made more DTs. I made the mistake of stopping my production of DTs. I also made a grave mistake of going a Dark Shrine but not producing a single DT in one game. I should really know better by now. DTs or go home Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I am very disappointed in myself. I have been practicing for this for days you know? I found out I was going to be in this tournament and I was like "YES! TIME TO REDEEM MYSELF!" I even minimized my MineralZ/Monobattles hours to only 5 a day, and kicked up my laddering to 3 a day!!! Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: I honestly just don't understand...... all those strategies? They worked on ladder..... Q: Any regrets? A: I should've laddered more. Practicing with Friuitdealer/Bomber/Parting was a complete waste of my time. Look where it got me! Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: I call hack. No way should I have lost to LosirA and MKP. I am clearly better than them. What have they accomplished compared to what I have accomplished? I call hack..... Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: At first I thought I played great. But after watching the replays, I realize now that I played FLAWLESSLY!!! I only lost cause of hack. I hate hack. I call hack Q: Any regrets? A: I can't believe I didn't hack. Q: Any thoughts you would like to share? A: HOW DARE THEY ELIMINATE ME!! I WON MLG PROVIDENCE! I ALMOST WON GSL NOVEMBER! I WAS IN BLIZZCUP!!! I BEAT NANIWA FOR GOD'S SAKES!!! Q: How did you feel that your games went? A: I don't care. That was crap. I'm not even gonna reflect on it. I know I am the best. I am the best damn zerg out there. (interviewer shakes his head) 2nd best? (interviewer shakes his head) 3rd? (interviewer shakes his head) Cutest? (interviewer nods and gives a thumbs up) Q: Any regrets? A: They should've thrown me in Group B. I would've roflstomped all those noobs. DRG ain't shit compared to me! (interviewer shakes his head) .......... I hate you......
I personally almost died of laughter after reading this.
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needs more TOP macro references ^^
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DRG and Q1 of Losira were nice. (:
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This is hilarious, I would be happy to see more of this in the future!
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Where dat snitch at?37067 Posts
On January 04 2012 08:50 jazzyjazz wrote:
This is hilarious, I would be happy to see more of this in the future!
Haha. I think I will attempt it again. I know I can't please everyone but to those of you I've entertained, thanks for reading and commenting
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Put the note that it's a joke at the end instead of the beginning! I mean it's obvious anyway, but it's more enjoyable if you go into it thinking you posted real interviews or something.
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Some of these were awful. But some were funny :D
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On January 04 2012 11:02 Jonoman92 wrote:
Put the note that it's a joke at the end instead of the beginning! I mean it's obvious anyway, but it's more enjoyable if you go into it thinking you posted real interviews or something.
No, don't put it there at all. It's always nice to see people unintentionally revealing themselves as idiots.
5/5 blog btw.
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Moderately not-boring semi-funny thread. B+ for effort. Thanks!
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Somewhat funny. If you make a satire, you should do more research on the players though, to make it clever.
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Where dat snitch at?37067 Posts
On January 04 2012 18:43 Koshi wrote:
Somewhat funny. If you make a satire, you should do more research on the players though, to make it clever.
Good point. If i do another one, I'll research on the players more. I think it'll be much more funnier that way
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Inca and July's are the best. I just imagined Inca with his head in his hands, utterly confused, and July gleefully rubbing his gut.
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EPT
