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Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
July 12 2009 19:25 GMT
#1
Post "Things I wouldn't want my mother to know.." :D
Please no judgment :d

I didn't wash the dishes today, I forgot too, and I'm probably going to get yelled at because she comes home in 5 minutes..

Gogogogo!
No no no no its not mine!
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 12 2009 19:28 GMT
#2
Wash them now?

I wouldn't want my mother to know that I got another keyboard to use the computer.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
July 12 2009 19:30 GMT
#3
On July 13 2009 04:28 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Wash them now?

I wouldn't want my mother to know that I got another keyboard to use the computer.


I'm kind of in the same situation...
I don't want to tell my mother I spent 20$ of my own money on a new mouse because my other one was broke ..
No no no no its not mine!
isbunk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden1017 Posts
July 12 2009 19:31 GMT
#4
I wouldn't want my mother to know that I think I'm gay because she's really christian. :/
KIM TAEK YONG HWAITING!
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
July 12 2009 19:37 GMT
#5
i don't want my mother to know i took 5 hits of acid and have a eighth of bud in my room :o
Treatin' fools since '87
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
July 12 2009 19:47 GMT
#6
that i masturbate. A LOT

:3
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
July 12 2009 19:49 GMT
#7
I wouldn't want my mother to know that I'd rather post all the things I don't want her to know on a public internet forum than tell her in person. That'd be all kinds of awkward.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
July 12 2009 20:05 GMT
#8
On July 13 2009 04:49 fonger wrote:
I wouldn't want my mother to know that I'd rather post all the things I don't want her to know on a public internet forum than tell her in person. That'd be all kinds of awkward.


True
No no no no its not mine!
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
July 12 2009 20:14 GMT
#9
On July 13 2009 05:05 Clasic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 04:49 fonger wrote:
I wouldn't want my mother to know that I'd rather post all the things I don't want her to know on a public internet forum than tell her in person. That'd be all kinds of awkward.


True


If you agree, why did you started the thread?
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
July 12 2009 20:17 GMT
#10
On July 13 2009 04:47 da_head wrote:
that i masturbate. EVERY DAY

:3


that better be what you mean.
XythOs
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
Germany520 Posts
July 12 2009 20:18 GMT
#11
Because she doesn't know!

I wouldn't want her to know that I spend like a fourth of the money I saved up for university on guitar stuff.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 12 2009 20:24 GMT
#12
Oh, lord, pretty much everything. My poor, poor mum
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
July 12 2009 20:36 GMT
#13
On July 13 2009 05:17 Perguvious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 04:47 da_head wrote:
that i masturbate. EVERY DAY

:3


that better be what you mean.


I'm sure mothers have NO IDEA. Nobody knows that teenagers masturbate. NOBODY!
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Ronald_McD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada807 Posts
July 12 2009 20:41 GMT
#14
I don't want my mom to know I stole $20 to go see my girlfriend the other night LOL
FUCKING GAY LAGS
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
July 12 2009 20:42 GMT
#15
On July 13 2009 05:41 Ronald_McD wrote:
I don't want my mom to know I stole $20 to go see my girlfriend the other night LOL

Is your girlfriend a prostitute?
♞
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 12 2009 20:43 GMT
#16
On July 13 2009 05:36 CubEdIn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 05:17 Perguvious wrote:
On July 13 2009 04:47 da_head wrote:
that i masturbate. EVERY DAY

:3


that better be what you mean.


I'm sure mothers have NO IDEA. Nobody knows that teenagers masturbate. NOBODY!

Only so far as you have no idea your parents masturbate :O
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
July 12 2009 20:44 GMT
#17
On July 13 2009 05:42 Chuiu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 05:41 Ronald_McD wrote:
I don't want my mom to know I stole $20 to go see my girlfriend the other night LOL

Is your girlfriend a prostitute?


ahaha
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Keniji
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Netherlands2569 Posts
July 12 2009 20:44 GMT
#18
i don't want my mom to know how wasted i am every weekend
Kleander
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States334 Posts
July 12 2009 20:47 GMT
#19
i dont want my mom to know pretty much half the things i do in life
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 지지 Guess who's learning Korean
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
July 12 2009 20:48 GMT
#20
i don't want my mom to know exactly how much time i spend playing starcraft =O

actually.. i don't even want to know how much time i spend. i guess if someone told me how many hours i spend on BW each week, it would be pretty depressing to hear
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
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