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ActualSteve
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States627 Posts
July 13 2009 04:01 GMT
#101
On July 13 2009 12:58 minisense wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 12:52 Toxiferous wrote:
that i masturbated to nude pictures of her


err...
i didnt see that one coming :/


let's hope she didn't either
You are now breathing manually.
reincremate
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China2213 Posts
July 13 2009 04:03 GMT
#102
That I'm only D+ on ICCup.
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
July 13 2009 04:33 GMT
#103
....of my secret life as 007
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
spoolinoveryou
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States503 Posts
July 13 2009 04:36 GMT
#104
On July 13 2009 13:03 reincremate wrote:
That I'm only D+ on ICCup.


LOL
whats good?
MuffiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Korea (North)201 Posts
July 13 2009 05:35 GMT
#105
On July 13 2009 13:03 reincremate wrote:
That I'm only D+ on ICCup.


You failed her as a son :\
no name
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 13 2009 05:51 GMT
#106
On July 13 2009 12:52 Toxiferous wrote:
that i masturbated to nude pictures of her


I've read alot of things in this thread, and the "one line confession thread", but this..this has to be the most...interesting.

+ Show Spoiler +
Is your mom hot?
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
July 13 2009 05:53 GMT
#107
On July 13 2009 14:51 Megalisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 12:52 Toxiferous wrote:
that i masturbated to nude pictures of her


I've read alot of things in this thread, and the "one line confession thread", but this..this has to be the most...interesting.

+ Show Spoiler +
Is your mom hot?


Yeah I need some pics.

Another epic thread by me of course.
No no no no its not mine!
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
July 13 2009 05:53 GMT
#108
On July 13 2009 12:52 Toxiferous wrote:
that i masturbated to nude pictures of her

i only do that with my dad, but i wouldn't want me mom knowing that either
Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
July 13 2009 06:01 GMT
#109
On July 13 2009 12:28 Etherone wrote:
all a bunch of light weights in here.

where are all the depressing/hilarious people?

They're mostly on liquid poker.
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9021 Posts
July 13 2009 06:06 GMT
#110
I want my mom to know everything, she's like someone who lives in a cave.
Pape
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Serbia419 Posts
July 13 2009 06:21 GMT
#111
I was on girls gone wild making out with a Ukranian chick in America, my dad would be so proud though
good luck have fun!
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
July 13 2009 06:39 GMT
#112
On July 13 2009 15:21 Pape wrote:
I was on girls gone wild making out with a Ukranian chick in America, my dad would be so proud though


Foreal?
No no no no its not mine!
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 13 2009 06:41 GMT
#113
I don't want my mom to know African kids all have aids. She would never talk to them again
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9021 Posts
July 13 2009 06:42 GMT
#114
That I'm the real Steve.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
July 13 2009 07:03 GMT
#115
On July 13 2009 08:58 Kennigit wrote:
I wouldn't tell my mom about my thousand girlfriends

Dude theres no way you had a thousand girlfriends

troll
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