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ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
July 13 2009 00:15 GMT
#61
I dont want my mother to know how many drugs i used to move, as well as how many i currently have contacts for. I also dont want my mother to know that i hate her and wish she would die, as does the rest of the family. The drama would be too great.
U Gotta Skate.
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
July 13 2009 00:22 GMT
#62
I don't want my mother to know that I did 9/11
Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
July 13 2009 00:33 GMT
#63
On July 13 2009 09:22 floor exercise wrote:
I don't want my mother to know that I did 9/11

how's that even funny
SilverskY
Profile Joined September 2008
Korea (South)3086 Posts
July 13 2009 00:38 GMT
#64
On July 13 2009 09:22 floor exercise wrote:
I don't want my mother to know that I did 9/11

I dun even know how to respond to that...
Graphics
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
July 13 2009 00:38 GMT
#65
On July 13 2009 09:33 Pawsom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 09:22 floor exercise wrote:
I don't want my mother to know that I did 9/11

how's that even funny


how do you even do a date?

"oh yeah, I did fourth of july last year."
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
July 13 2009 00:40 GMT
#66
I don't want my mother to know that I'm not a virgin many, many times over.
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
July 13 2009 00:43 GMT
#67
If this topic was on the Something Awful forums, there would be some very upset mothers right about now.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
July 13 2009 00:46 GMT
#68
The thread should just be titled 'do you masturbate/do drugs/have sex? post here!'

That seems to be what all the replies are :\
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
July 13 2009 00:48 GMT
#69
On July 13 2009 09:46 HuskyTheHusky wrote:
The thread should just be titled 'do you masturbate/do drugs/have sex? post here!'

That seems to be what all the replies are :\


I don't want my mother to know that I'm a red sox fan
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
July 13 2009 00:55 GMT
#70
That her daughter is a dirty whore.
No I'm never serious.
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
July 13 2009 01:03 GMT
#71
On July 13 2009 09:38 Perguvious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 09:33 Pawsom wrote:
On July 13 2009 09:22 floor exercise wrote:
I don't want my mother to know that I did 9/11

how's that even funny


how do you even do a date?

"oh yeah, I did fourth of july last year."

[image loading]
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
July 13 2009 01:14 GMT
#72
On July 13 2009 04:47 da_head wrote:
that i masturbate. A LOT

:3


every mother knows this xd.
On topic, that I don't like what im studying
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
July 13 2009 01:17 GMT
#73
Xnxx.com
No no no no its not mine!
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
July 13 2009 01:25 GMT
#74
Many things

too many
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
July 13 2009 01:28 GMT
#75
On July 13 2009 10:25 Zoler wrote:
Many things

too many


including, but not limited to, everything.
gchan
Profile Joined October 2007
United States654 Posts
July 13 2009 01:29 GMT
#76
I don't want my mother to know that I'm not actually her child--I'm adopted.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
July 13 2009 01:29 GMT
#77
On July 13 2009 10:17 Clasic wrote:
Xnxx.com

which one are you?
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
July 13 2009 01:30 GMT
#78
On July 13 2009 10:28 Perguvious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 10:25 Zoler wrote:
Many things

too many


including, but not limited to, everything.


haha maybe I'll find the courage to post something here soon (I know many friends who posts here loll)
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
July 13 2009 01:30 GMT
#79
On July 13 2009 10:29 gchan wrote:
I don't want my mother to know that I'm not actually her child--I'm adopted.


wouldn't she be the one adopting you?
Alsar
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States130 Posts
July 13 2009 01:31 GMT
#80
There's a ton of stuff I don't want my mom to know, because she's really conservative and christian. :3 Parties, alcohol, all kinds of lewd stuff.
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