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Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
July 12 2009 22:56 GMT
#41
4chan.
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
July 12 2009 22:59 GMT
#42
On July 13 2009 07:56 Sadistx wrote:
4chan.
+1
epicdoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States489 Posts
July 12 2009 23:03 GMT
#43
the internet
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6639 Posts
July 12 2009 23:03 GMT
#44
Exactly how much weed I smoke, the various other drugs I occasionally do and the ridiculous things I used to get up to when I was younger.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
July 12 2009 23:12 GMT
#45
I'm pretty open with momma.
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
July 12 2009 23:17 GMT
#46
On July 13 2009 07:43 ilj.psa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 06:23 Elvin_vn wrote:
Wow, Mrs. La Forge would love this thread

bet Ms.Plot would love this too



uhm.
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
July 12 2009 23:20 GMT
#47
these responses make it seem most people on TL are living with their mother

also lol at the first 3 (major) problems:
didn't wash the dishes today, I forgot too, and I'm probably going to get yelled at because she comes home in 5 minutes..

I wouldn't want my mother to know that I got another keyboard to use the computer.

I don't want to tell my mother I spent 20$ of my own money on a new mouse because my other one was broke ..
Integra
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden5626 Posts
July 12 2009 23:26 GMT
#48
That I get turned on by kigurumi
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"Dark Pleasure" | | I survived the Locust war of May 3, 2014
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
July 12 2009 23:28 GMT
#49
On July 13 2009 08:26 Integra wrote:
That I get turned on by kigurumi
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O_O
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
July 12 2009 23:29 GMT
#50
im 21 wtf would i care, i'm grown up, i wouldnt care what she thought, nor would i hide anything if she asked
hello there
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 12 2009 23:29 GMT
#51
On July 13 2009 08:26 Integra wrote:
That I get turned on by kigurumi
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Your sig at the bottom says it all: Dark pleasure.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
July 12 2009 23:29 GMT
#52
On July 13 2009 08:20 Konni wrote:
these responses make it seem most people on TL are living with their mother

also lol at the first 3 (major) problems:
Show nested quote +
didn't wash the dishes today, I forgot too, and I'm probably going to get yelled at because she comes home in 5 minutes..

Show nested quote +
I wouldn't want my mother to know that I got another keyboard to use the computer.

Show nested quote +
I don't want to tell my mother I spent 20$ of my own money on a new mouse because my other one was broke ..


Lol, yea. Kinda funny.

I wouldn't want my mother to know I used to smoke, and still drink. Not that I would get in trouble, she would just be genuinely disappointed and make me feel like an bad son.
Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
July 12 2009 23:31 GMT
#53
I wouldn't want my mother to know that I like being with my dad more than her.
FranzF1
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Chile1710 Posts
July 12 2009 23:38 GMT
#54
On July 13 2009 07:56 Sadistx wrote:
4chan.

And Stickam (you know what I mean)
Member #99999^99 of the fanclub of Grape, Reality and TurN
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 12 2009 23:41 GMT
#55
On July 13 2009 08:38 FranzF1 wrote:
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On July 13 2009 07:56 Sadistx wrote:
4chan.

And Stickam (you know what I mean)

The girls should be a lot more ashamed than the guys trolling.
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
July 12 2009 23:44 GMT
#56
That I'm doing increadibly poorly in uni, of which she is paying for accomodation . (although she half knows anyway). Sorry mum!
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9033 Posts
July 12 2009 23:45 GMT
#57
My mom doesn't even know what is mastubate.
Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
July 12 2009 23:57 GMT
#58
On July 13 2009 08:26 Integra wrote:
That I get turned on by kigurumi
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I don't think anyone wanted to know that.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 12 2009 23:58 GMT
#59
I wouldn't tell my mom about my thousand girlfriends
Humbug
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States264 Posts
July 13 2009 00:06 GMT
#60
Coming from an Asian family, I don't want my mom to know that I'd love to become a teacher... - -
What is an angel? Show me an angel and I shall paint one
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