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Rebel_lion
Profile Joined January 2009
United States271 Posts
July 13 2009 01:32 GMT
#81
A good mother will figure most of this stuff out anyways. It will not be a big deal. A couple weeks drama or something along them lines.

It will suck. Yelling and such. Life is long though and you got to see the big picture. People just don't stay shocked, they usually adapt.

My advice is you all try talking to your ma's.
Something witty here....
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
July 13 2009 01:39 GMT
#82
On July 13 2009 05:43 Chef wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 05:36 CubEdIn wrote:
On July 13 2009 05:17 Perguvious wrote:
On July 13 2009 04:47 da_head wrote:
that i masturbate. EVERY DAY

:3


that better be what you mean.


I'm sure mothers have NO IDEA. Nobody knows that teenagers masturbate. NOBODY!

Only so far as you have no idea your parents masturbate :O


Actually when I was about 13-14 and kids were talking about masturbation, I realized that if we do it, everyone does it, parents too. I didn't know that most girls do it as often as we do until I started knowing girls in a sexual manner, and having spoken to them about it. So yeah. I'm quite sure that my parents masturbate also. If you really want to paint disturbing pictures, go for "ex-gf does it in front of current bf". See? Much better.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
July 13 2009 01:42 GMT
#83
I starred as the cup in 2 girls 1 cup.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
July 13 2009 01:44 GMT
#84
On July 13 2009 10:42 MYM.Testie wrote:
I starred as the cup in 2 girls 1 cup.


wow, you're an internet sensation!
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
July 13 2009 01:45 GMT
#85
On July 13 2009 08:45 Garnet wrote:
My mom doesn't even know what is mastubate.

LOL, best reply so far
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
July 13 2009 01:56 GMT
#86
how much time i spend being productive

vs.

how much time i spend on tl.net
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
July 13 2009 01:59 GMT
#87
that I despise how she fakes being a Christian (me being a Christian myself).
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
July 13 2009 02:16 GMT
#88
On July 13 2009 10:59 Archaic wrote:
that I despise how she fakes being a Christian (me being a Christian myself).


that...sucks
Xxio
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada5565 Posts
July 13 2009 02:59 GMT
#89
My Mother knows that I failed 3 courses in my first semester of university...she doesn't know I never bothered to write the exams...
KTY
Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2929 Posts
July 13 2009 03:17 GMT
#90
Lol just make sure the skeletons in your closet aren't anything too severe and I think you'll be fine.
Cinematographer / Steadicam Operator. Former Starcraft commentator/player
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
July 13 2009 03:28 GMT
#91
all a bunch of light weights in here.

where are all the depressing/hilarious people?
ActualSteve
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States627 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-13 03:32:43
July 13 2009 03:31 GMT
#92
that i take souvenirs off my female victims
EDIT: human victims
You are now breathing manually.
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-13 03:34:38
July 13 2009 03:34 GMT
#93
On July 13 2009 12:31 ActualSteve wrote:
that i take souvenirs off my female victims
EDIT: human victims

victims? rapist? murderer!??!
Uldin
Profile Joined June 2009
4 Posts
July 13 2009 03:39 GMT
#94
not really what i dont want her to know but what i do want her to know:

i wish she would realize how much she pisses me off and how i dont like her touching my hair or my stuff (seems little but it bothers me) and how much it pisses me off that she talks to me like our dog
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20665 Posts
July 13 2009 03:40 GMT
#95
That I'm a corporate raider. I orchestrate hostile takeovers.

/piglike sucking noises.
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
ActualSteve
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States627 Posts
July 13 2009 03:43 GMT
#96
On July 13 2009 12:39 Uldin wrote:
not really what i dont want her to know but what i do want her to know:

i wish she would realize how much she pisses me off and how i dont like her touching my hair or my stuff (seems little but it bothers me) and how much it pisses me off that she talks to me like our dog


she pets you then talks to you like the pooch?

at least daddy isn't mike vick
You are now breathing manually.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
July 13 2009 03:44 GMT
#97
im pretty sure moms know a lot more than they show
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
July 13 2009 03:46 GMT
#98
that i have started smoking weed.
that i usually jack it after she goes to bed.

then a bunch of little things.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Toxiferous
Profile Joined June 2009
United States388 Posts
July 13 2009 03:52 GMT
#99
that i masturbated to nude pictures of her
minisense
Profile Joined December 2008
Korea (South)27 Posts
July 13 2009 03:58 GMT
#100
On July 13 2009 12:52 Toxiferous wrote:
that i masturbated to nude pictures of her


err...
i didnt see that one coming :/
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