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Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
July 12 2009 20:49 GMT
#21
On July 13 2009 05:48 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
i don't want my mom to know exactly how much time i spend playing starcraft =O

actually.. i don't even want to know how much time i spend. i guess if someone told me how many hours i spend on BW each week, it would be pretty depressing to hear


50+ hours?
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
July 12 2009 21:05 GMT
#22
lol no not 50+.. maybe ~4 a day so.. 28 hours

>_<
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
July 12 2009 21:07 GMT
#23
I don't want to tell my mother that there was no TP so i used her towel
A Combination Of Tuberculosis And A Tomahawk To The Head:: Nothing Bonds Drunken Idiots Like Sexual Innuendos ::
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
July 12 2009 21:10 GMT
#24
On July 13 2009 06:07 StalinRusH wrote:
I don't want to tell my mother that there was no TP so i used her towel


hahahhahah
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MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 12 2009 21:10 GMT
#25
I don't want my mother to know how much I drank last night, after getting dumped by the girl I was going to propose to.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
July 12 2009 21:11 GMT
#26
On July 13 2009 05:47 Kleander wrote:
i dont want my mom to know pretty much half the things i do in life

this
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
July 12 2009 21:20 GMT
#27
I don't want my mom to know how many times I have stripped for random black people on webcam chats.

Nor do I wish her to know that I made out with my male best friend.

Or that I'm bisexual.

Or that I masturbate and wipe it up with towels she uses.
RIP Aaliyah
checo
Profile Joined November 2008
Mexico1364 Posts
July 12 2009 21:21 GMT
#28
On July 13 2009 05:42 Chuiu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 05:41 Ronald_McD wrote:
I don't want my mom to know I stole $20 to go see my girlfriend the other night LOL

Is your girlfriend a prostitute?


Why are you picking on the boy? Need someone to care about you and the best way you come up to do it is bothering ppl on TL???

Maybe you should go to a prostitute, she would listen all your problems for a few bucks....
El amor no mueve al mundo, ni hace brillar el sol, pero el amor hace latir este corazon....
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
July 12 2009 21:23 GMT
#29
I don't want my mother to know that I smoke pot and sometimes use speed too.
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
July 12 2009 21:23 GMT
#30
Wow, Mrs. La Forge would love this thread
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
July 12 2009 21:43 GMT
#31
On July 13 2009 06:21 checo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 05:42 Chuiu wrote:
On July 13 2009 05:41 Ronald_McD wrote:
I don't want my mom to know I stole $20 to go see my girlfriend the other night LOL

Is your girlfriend a prostitute?


Why are you picking on the boy? Need someone to care about you and the best way you come up to do it is bothering ppl on TL???

Maybe you should go to a prostitute, she would listen all your problems for a few bucks....


Why are you making fun of prostitutes? They are a noble and glorious people.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 12 2009 21:45 GMT
#32
On July 13 2009 06:43 PanN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2009 06:21 checo wrote:
On July 13 2009 05:42 Chuiu wrote:
On July 13 2009 05:41 Ronald_McD wrote:
I don't want my mom to know I stole $20 to go see my girlfriend the other night LOL

Is your girlfriend a prostitute?


Why are you picking on the boy? Need someone to care about you and the best way you come up to do it is bothering ppl on TL???

Maybe you should go to a prostitute, she would listen all your problems for a few bucks....


Why are you making fun of prostitutes? They are a noble and glorious people.


They're no different than any contractor. You just negotiate a price, and after agreed upon they provide you with a service.
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-12 22:00:45
July 12 2009 21:59 GMT
#33
That I have sex with my girlfriend all the time, that "that one night" I was driving drunk, and that I occasionlly dip.

edit: wtf why did I use my 2000th post for this?
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 12 2009 22:09 GMT
#34
On July 13 2009 06:59 Titusmaster6 wrote:
That I have sex with my girlfriend all the time, that "that one night" I was driving drunk, and that I occasionlly dip.

edit: wtf why did I use my 2000th post for this?


Hahaha, that's unfortunate. At least it wasn't in a liquibet only saying "[progamer] AUTOVOTE!"
KameZerg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1769 Posts
July 12 2009 22:20 GMT
#35
I like the responses this thread is getting :^)
asdasdasdasdasd123123123
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4866 Posts
July 12 2009 22:28 GMT
#36
I don't really care about what she knows or what she doesn't, but this is kind of sad.
Complete the cycle!
Grumbels
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Netherlands7031 Posts
July 12 2009 22:38 GMT
#37
I was in a good mood and I didn't alt+tab away while watching a horror movie when my mother just entered my room. Her response: "shouldn't you get a job?" I suppose I ought to be more cynical by now.
Well, now I tell you, I never seen good come o' goodness yet. Him as strikes first is my fancy; dead men don't bite; them's my views--amen, so be it.
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
July 12 2009 22:40 GMT
#38
On July 13 2009 06:59 Titusmaster6 wrote:
That I have sex with my girlfriend all the time, that "that one night" I was driving drunk, and that I occasionlly dip.

edit: wtf why did I use my 2000th post for this?


ROFL

you must reallly be hiding shit from your momma
Treatin' fools since '87
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-12 22:50:41
July 12 2009 22:43 GMT
#39
On July 13 2009 06:23 Elvin_vn wrote:
Wow, Mrs. La Forge would love this thread

bet Ms.Plot would love this too
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 12 2009 22:55 GMT
#40
On July 13 2009 04:49 fonger wrote:
I wouldn't want my mother to know that I'd rather post all the things I don't want her to know on a public internet forum than tell her in person. That'd be all kinds of awkward.

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