EPTOn October 14 2013 02:09 AlternativeEgo wrote:
I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3
I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3
I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement.
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ThomasjServo
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I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement. | ||
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KaiserKieran
United States615 Posts
On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote: I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement. Oh my god that was good, I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US? | ||
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Jealous
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On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote: Oh my god that was good, I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US? Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse. As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment. Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran. | ||
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Cokefreak
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KaiserKieran
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KaiserKieran
United States615 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + But that was still beautiful | ||
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ThomasjServo
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TheBloodyDwarf was just temp banned for 2 days by KadaverBB. That account was created on 2012-03-04 04:26:53 and had 946 posts. Reason: Since you can't stop posting memes/image macros The Finland vs. Sweden Toss rivalry can take a night off. | ||
Firebolt145
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KaiserKieran
United States615 Posts
nmetasch was just temp banned for 30 days by KadaverBB. That account was created on 2012-04-19 03:37:32 and had 599 posts. Reason: You have already been banned 6 times this year, get the hint and improve your posting please. He was so close to 600!!!! On October 14 2013 06:03 nmetasch wrote: Whos this hoe. ... User was temp banned for this post. | ||
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KaiserKieran
United States615 Posts
On October 14 2013 08:48 tristansc2 wrote: he is now place 17 and cant go higher only vortix or that half men half woman thing (scarlet) can get more points so this year nani get place 17 18 or 19 and that are the only options i think or is there something else possible ? he is so unlucky that he played not good at last game in wcs and that wcs korea fucked it al up with weird finals (dear vs soo) wtf User was temp banned for this post. Never seen Scarlett be described like that before. I kind of agree tho. Soo and dear really fucked up HyuN and Naniwa's chances for qualifying. | ||
Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37076 Posts
On October 14 2013 09:01 KaiserKieran wrote: Never seen Scarlett be described like that before. I kind of agree tho. Soo and dear really fucked up HyuN and Naniwa's chances for qualifying. WCS points system confuses the crap out of me. How exactly do soO and Dear directly affect HyuN and NaNiwa? | ||
Shellshock
United States97276 Posts
On October 14 2013 09:03 Seeker wrote: WCS points system confuses the crap out of me. How exactly do soO and Dear directly affect HyuN and NaNiwa? because the top 16 go to blizzcon so someone has to get pushed out when new players enter the top 16 | ||
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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
On October 14 2013 09:03 Seeker wrote: WCS points system confuses the crap out of me. How exactly do soO and Dear directly affect HyuN and NaNiwa? If soO/Dear get more points than Hyun and Naniwa they (Hyun and Naniwa) might get knocked out of the top 16, especially if Hyun doesn't get far enough in WCS AM. | ||
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Jealous
10318 Posts
On October 14 2013 07:02 KaiserKieran wrote: He was so close to 600!!!! I lol't at that post pretty hard actually xD | ||
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BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES50930 Posts
On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote: Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse. As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment. Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran. wp fana wp. | ||
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partydude89
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Jaaaaasper
United States10225 Posts
On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote: Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse. As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment. Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran. You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months. | ||
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cLAN.Anax
United States2847 Posts
On October 14 2013 12:24 partydude89 wrote: can i ask you guys a question. how is tristansc2 not banned? he calls scarlett a "half-man, half woman" and only has 2 post. usually people who violate the rules on their first post are instantly terminated, but he only gets 2 weeks? In this case, I would say that because he's (supposedly) new, he doesn't know how "not" to describe Scarlett in a manner that is acceptable on TL. Given that the account was made within the past day too, I'd bet he was watching a stream, saw mention of TeamLiquid, made an account, and started posting. I would totally push for an Eleventh Commandment or some other blatant notice for new users condemning reference to Scarlett as a male, or abomination, or "thing," but then we wouldn't get so many hilarious bans.  It deserves its own ban category at this point, if you ask me.EDIT: I should clarify before someone misinterprets me. I'm not arguing the ban; the guy deserves it. But I'm trying to explain the possible rationale Kadaver used in giving him only 2 weeks instead of a perm. | ||
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