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SilentchiLL
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany1405 Posts
October 14 2013 05:03 GMT
#42461
On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:09 AlternativeEgo wrote:
I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3

I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement.

Oh my god that was good,
I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US?

Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse.

As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment.

Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran.

You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months.


I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice".
Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here?
tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.

That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.

Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude.

I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus.
possum, sed nolo - Real men play random. ___ "Who the fuck is Kyle?!" C*****EX
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50435 Posts
October 14 2013 05:04 GMT
#42462
On October 14 2013 13:59 cLAN.Anax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2013 12:24 partydude89 wrote:
can i ask you guys a question. how is tristansc2 not banned? he calls scarlett a "half-man, half woman" and only has 2 post. usually people who violate the rules on their first post are instantly terminated, but he only gets 2 weeks?


In this case, I would say that because he's (supposedly) new, he doesn't know how "not" to describe Scarlett in a manner that is acceptable on TL. Given that the account was made within the past day too, I'd bet he was watching a stream, saw mention of TeamLiquid, made an account, and started posting.

I would totally push for an Eleventh Commandment or some other blatant notice for new users condemning reference to Scarlett as a male, or abomination, or "thing," but then we wouldn't get so many hilarious bans. It deserves its own ban category at this point, if you ask me.


we already have a 11th commandment
+ Show Spoiler +
pay homage to this thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=100673
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
TL+ Member
cLAN.Anax
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States2847 Posts
October 14 2013 05:10 GMT
#42463
On October 14 2013 14:04 BLinD-RawR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2013 13:59 cLAN.Anax wrote:
On October 14 2013 12:24 partydude89 wrote:
can i ask you guys a question. how is tristansc2 not banned? he calls scarlett a "half-man, half woman" and only has 2 post. usually people who violate the rules on their first post are instantly terminated, but he only gets 2 weeks?


In this case, I would say that because he's (supposedly) new, he doesn't know how "not" to describe Scarlett in a manner that is acceptable on TL. Given that the account was made within the past day too, I'd bet he was watching a stream, saw mention of TeamLiquid, made an account, and started posting.

I would totally push for an Eleventh Commandment or some other blatant notice for new users condemning reference to Scarlett as a male, or abomination, or "thing," but then we wouldn't get so many hilarious bans. It deserves its own ban category at this point, if you ask me.


we already have a 11th commandment
+ Show Spoiler +
pay homage to this thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=100673


Oh my Lord, I've never seen so much yellow-orange in a post. O_O

Looking at his two posts, tristansc2 may not even know how else to describe a transgendered individual beyond what he said. English does not appear to be his main language. Lol, this could be one whole, massive misunderstanding. X-D
┬─┬___(ツ)_/¯ 彡┻━┻ I am the 4%. "I cant believe i saw ANAL backwards before i saw the word LAN." - Capped
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
October 14 2013 05:21 GMT
#42464
On October 14 2013 14:10 cLAN.Anax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2013 14:04 BLinD-RawR wrote:
On October 14 2013 13:59 cLAN.Anax wrote:
On October 14 2013 12:24 partydude89 wrote:
can i ask you guys a question. how is tristansc2 not banned? he calls scarlett a "half-man, half woman" and only has 2 post. usually people who violate the rules on their first post are instantly terminated, but he only gets 2 weeks?


In this case, I would say that because he's (supposedly) new, he doesn't know how "not" to describe Scarlett in a manner that is acceptable on TL. Given that the account was made within the past day too, I'd bet he was watching a stream, saw mention of TeamLiquid, made an account, and started posting.

I would totally push for an Eleventh Commandment or some other blatant notice for new users condemning reference to Scarlett as a male, or abomination, or "thing," but then we wouldn't get so many hilarious bans. It deserves its own ban category at this point, if you ask me.


we already have a 11th commandment
+ Show Spoiler +
pay homage to this thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=100673


Oh my Lord, I've never seen so much yellow-orange in a post. O_O

Looking at his two posts, tristansc2 may not even know how else to describe a transgendered individual beyond what he said. English does not appear to be his main language. Lol, this could be one whole, massive misunderstanding. X-D

I wouldn't say as much to the thread as worship Nada's body.
User was warned for too many mimes.
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
October 14 2013 10:51 GMT
#42465
Chairman Ray was just temp banned for 1 week by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2009-12-03 15:12:28 and had 8861 posts.

Reason: a pretty ballsy necro

Why was he banned for this? The joke is quite hilarious.

The best reason to necro a thread is to give everybody a good laugh.
I had a good night of sleep.
KaiserKieran
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States615 Posts
October 14 2013 11:02 GMT
#42466
On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:
On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:09 AlternativeEgo wrote:
I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3

I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement.

Oh my god that was good,
I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US?

Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse.

As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment.

Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran.

You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months.


I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice".
Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here?
Show nested quote +
tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.

That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.

Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude.

I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus.

Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it.
I think I'm going to throw up now
SilentchiLL
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany1405 Posts
October 14 2013 11:11 GMT
#42467
On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:
On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:
On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:09 AlternativeEgo wrote:
I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3

I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement.

Oh my god that was good,
I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US?

Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse.

As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment.

Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran.

You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months.


I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice".
Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here?
tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.

That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.

Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude.

I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus.

Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it.
I think I'm going to throw up now


Damn dude, you're so...
+ Show Spoiler +
fucked
possum, sed nolo - Real men play random. ___ "Who the fuck is Kyle?!" C*****EX
vndestiny
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Singapore3440 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-14 11:28:39
October 14 2013 11:26 GMT
#42468
On October 14 2013 14:10 cLAN.Anax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2013 14:04 BLinD-RawR wrote:
On October 14 2013 13:59 cLAN.Anax wrote:
On October 14 2013 12:24 partydude89 wrote:
can i ask you guys a question. how is tristansc2 not banned? he calls scarlett a "half-man, half woman" and only has 2 post. usually people who violate the rules on their first post are instantly terminated, but he only gets 2 weeks?


In this case, I would say that because he's (supposedly) new, he doesn't know how "not" to describe Scarlett in a manner that is acceptable on TL. Given that the account was made within the past day too, I'd bet he was watching a stream, saw mention of TeamLiquid, made an account, and started posting.

I would totally push for an Eleventh Commandment or some other blatant notice for new users condemning reference to Scarlett as a male, or abomination, or "thing," but then we wouldn't get so many hilarious bans. It deserves its own ban category at this point, if you ask me.


we already have a 11th commandment
+ Show Spoiler +
pay homage to this thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=100673


Oh my Lord, I've never seen so much yellow-orange in a post. O_O


Ah hm snipealot OP thread?
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-14 12:45:10
October 14 2013 12:44 GMT
#42469
LuckyGnomTV was just temp banned for 30 days by Nyovne.

That account was created on 2009-07-28 23:41:09 and had 226 posts.

Reason: I, for one, am personally sick and tired of having to read your posts whenever any form of gay, lesbian, transgender or simply a female is involved in any shape or form. You literally can hardly go 20 posts without showing your compulsive necessity to express your intollerant, sexist, mysoginist and racist opinions in an unconstructive and even provocative manner.


Whenever I see ban reasons like this, I silently think: Don't be Russian, don't be Russian, don't be Russian. Yet on TL, it always seems to be the case.
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
October 14 2013 13:09 GMT
#42470
On October 14 2013 21:44 ThomasjServo wrote:
Show nested quote +
LuckyGnomTV was just temp banned for 30 days by Nyovne.

That account was created on 2009-07-28 23:41:09 and had 226 posts.

Reason: I, for one, am personally sick and tired of having to read your posts whenever any form of gay, lesbian, transgender or simply a female is involved in any shape or form. You literally can hardly go 20 posts without showing your compulsive necessity to express your intollerant, sexist, mysoginist and racist opinions in an unconstructive and even provocative manner.


Whenever I see ban reasons like this, I silently think: Don't be Russian, don't be Russian, don't be Russian. Yet on TL, it always seems to be the case.


The particular user in question seems to ONLY post about SC2 stuff, except when it comes to anything LGBT/woman-related, when the bile is released.

Found an unmoderated "Scarlett is a man" post while flicking through...
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
KaiserKieran
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States615 Posts
October 14 2013 16:15 GMT
#42471
On October 14 2013 20:11 SilentchiLL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:
On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:
On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:09 AlternativeEgo wrote:
I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3

I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement.

Oh my god that was good,
I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US?

Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse.

As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment.

Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran.

You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months.


I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice".
Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here?
tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.

That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.

Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude.

I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus.

Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it.
I think I'm going to throw up now


Damn dude, you're so...
+ Show Spoiler +
fucked

.....I think I need a break from TL....
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50435 Posts
October 14 2013 16:21 GMT
#42472
On October 15 2013 01:15 KaiserKieran wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2013 20:11 SilentchiLL wrote:
On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:
On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:
On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:09 AlternativeEgo wrote:
I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3

I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement.

Oh my god that was good,
I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US?

Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse.

As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment.

Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran.

You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months.


I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice".
Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here?
tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.

That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.

Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude.

I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus.

Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it.
I think I'm going to throw up now


Damn dude, you're so...
+ Show Spoiler +
fucked

.....I think I need a break from TL....


you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
TL+ Member
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
October 14 2013 16:28 GMT
#42473
On October 15 2013 01:21 BLinD-RawR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2013 01:15 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 20:11 SilentchiLL wrote:
On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:
On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:
On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:09 AlternativeEgo wrote:
I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3

I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement.

Oh my god that was good,
I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US?

Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse.

As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment.

Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran.

You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months.


I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice".
Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here?
tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.

That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.

Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude.

I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus.

Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it.
I think I'm going to throw up now


Damn dude, you're so...
+ Show Spoiler +
fucked

.....I think I need a break from TL....


you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

This is true, as I have discovered.
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
Deleted User 137586
Profile Joined January 2011
7859 Posts
October 14 2013 16:33 GMT
#42474
On October 15 2013 01:28 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2013 01:21 BLinD-RawR wrote:
On October 15 2013 01:15 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 20:11 SilentchiLL wrote:
On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:
On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:
On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:
[quote]
I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement.

Oh my god that was good,
I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US?

Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse.

As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment.

Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran.

You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months.


I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice".
Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here?
tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.

That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.

Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude.

I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus.

Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it.
I think I'm going to throw up now


Damn dude, you're so...
+ Show Spoiler +
fucked

.....I think I need a break from TL....


you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

This is true, as I have discovered.


Wait, since when are you back? I thought you were banned for 3 months.
Cry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
October 14 2013 16:39 GMT
#42475
On October 15 2013 01:33 Ghanburighan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2013 01:28 The_Templar wrote:
On October 15 2013 01:21 BLinD-RawR wrote:
On October 15 2013 01:15 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 20:11 SilentchiLL wrote:
On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:
On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:
On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:
On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:
[quote]
Oh my god that was good,
I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US?

Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse.

As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment.

Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran.

You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months.


I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice".
Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here?
tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.

That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.

Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude.

I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus.

Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it.
I think I'm going to throw up now


Damn dude, you're so...
+ Show Spoiler +
fucked

.....I think I need a break from TL....


you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

This is true, as I have discovered.


Wait, since when are you back? I thought you were banned for 3 months.

I apologized and asked nicely and was unbanned yesterday.
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24420 Posts
October 14 2013 16:41 GMT
#42476
Maybe the 3 months were stretched across all the different accounts and this one served its time?
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
cLAN.Anax
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States2847 Posts
October 14 2013 17:13 GMT
#42477
Look at his sig now. He just sucked up to the mods Kadaver.
┬─┬___(ツ)_/¯ 彡┻━┻ I am the 4%. "I cant believe i saw ANAL backwards before i saw the word LAN." - Capped
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
October 14 2013 17:28 GMT
#42478
On October 15 2013 02:13 cLAN.Anax wrote:
Look at his sig now. He just sucked up to the mods Kadaver.

If mods were knights, he would be KadaverBB the merciful; also acceptable is KadaverBB the Dyscalculated
cLAN.Anax
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States2847 Posts
October 14 2013 17:36 GMT
#42479
On October 15 2013 02:28 ThomasjServo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2013 02:13 cLAN.Anax wrote:
Look at his sig now. He just sucked up to the mods Kadaver.

If mods were knights, he would be KadaverBB the merciful; also acceptable is KadaverBB the Dyscalculated


Miscalculating*? X-D What you said was funnier though, lol.
┬─┬___(ツ)_/¯ 彡┻━┻ I am the 4%. "I cant believe i saw ANAL backwards before i saw the word LAN." - Capped
SilentchiLL
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany1405 Posts
October 14 2013 18:09 GMT
#42480
On October 15 2013 01:39 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2013 01:33 Ghanburighan wrote:
On October 15 2013 01:28 The_Templar wrote:
On October 15 2013 01:21 BLinD-RawR wrote:
On October 15 2013 01:15 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 20:11 SilentchiLL wrote:
On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:
On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:
On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:
On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:
[quote]
Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse.

As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment.

Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran.

You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months.


I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice".
Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here?
tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.

That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.

Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude.

I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus.

Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it.
I think I'm going to throw up now


Damn dude, you're so...
+ Show Spoiler +
fucked

.....I think I need a break from TL....


you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

This is true, as I have discovered.


Wait, since when are you back? I thought you were banned for 3 months.

I apologized and asked nicely and was unbanned yesterday.


So what's the story behind the accounts and talking to yourself?
People have been wondering.
possum, sed nolo - Real men play random. ___ "Who the fuck is Kyle?!" C*****EX
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