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On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:On October 14 2013 02:09 AlternativeEgo wrote:I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3 I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement. Oh my god that was good, I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US? Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse. As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment. Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran. You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months.
I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice".
Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here?
tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.
That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.
Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude.
I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus.
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50641 Posts
On October 14 2013 13:59 cLAN.Anax wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2013 12:24 partydude89 wrote:
can i ask you guys a question. how is tristansc2 not banned? he calls scarlett a "half-man, half woman" and only has 2 post. usually people who violate the rules on their first post are instantly terminated, but he only gets 2 weeks? In this case, I would say that because he's (supposedly) new, he doesn't know how "not" to describe Scarlett in a manner that is acceptable on TL. Given that the account was made within the past day too, I'd bet he was watching a stream, saw mention of TeamLiquid, made an account, and started posting. I would totally push for an Eleventh Commandment or some other blatant notice for new users condemning reference to Scarlett as a male, or abomination, or "thing," but then we wouldn't get so many hilarious bans.  It deserves its own ban category at this point, if you ask me.
we already have a 11th commandment
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On October 14 2013 14:04 BLinD-RawR wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2013 13:59 cLAN.Anax wrote:On October 14 2013 12:24 partydude89 wrote:
can i ask you guys a question. how is tristansc2 not banned? he calls scarlett a "half-man, half woman" and only has 2 post. usually people who violate the rules on their first post are instantly terminated, but he only gets 2 weeks? In this case, I would say that because he's (supposedly) new, he doesn't know how "not" to describe Scarlett in a manner that is acceptable on TL. Given that the account was made within the past day too, I'd bet he was watching a stream, saw mention of TeamLiquid, made an account, and started posting. I would totally push for an Eleventh Commandment or some other blatant notice for new users condemning reference to Scarlett as a male, or abomination, or "thing," but then we wouldn't get so many hilarious bans. It deserves its own ban category at this point, if you ask me. we already have a 11th commandment + Show Spoiler +
Oh my Lord, I've never seen so much yellow-orange in a post. O_O
Looking at his two posts, tristansc2 may not even know how else to describe a transgendered individual beyond what he said. English does not appear to be his main language. Lol, this could be one whole, massive misunderstanding. X-D
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On October 14 2013 14:10 cLAN.Anax wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2013 14:04 BLinD-RawR wrote:On October 14 2013 13:59 cLAN.Anax wrote:On October 14 2013 12:24 partydude89 wrote:
can i ask you guys a question. how is tristansc2 not banned? he calls scarlett a "half-man, half woman" and only has 2 post. usually people who violate the rules on their first post are instantly terminated, but he only gets 2 weeks? In this case, I would say that because he's (supposedly) new, he doesn't know how "not" to describe Scarlett in a manner that is acceptable on TL. Given that the account was made within the past day too, I'd bet he was watching a stream, saw mention of TeamLiquid, made an account, and started posting. I would totally push for an Eleventh Commandment or some other blatant notice for new users condemning reference to Scarlett as a male, or abomination, or "thing," but then we wouldn't get so many hilarious bans. It deserves its own ban category at this point, if you ask me. we already have a 11th commandment + Show Spoiler + Oh my Lord, I've never seen so much yellow-orange in a post. O_O Looking at his two posts, tristansc2 may not even know how else to describe a transgendered individual beyond what he said. English does not appear to be his main language. Lol, this could be one whole, massive misunderstanding. X-D
I wouldn't say as much to the thread as worship Nada's body.
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Chairman Ray was just temp banned for 1 week by vGl-CoW.
That account was created on 2009-12-03 15:12:28 and had 8861 posts.
Reason: a pretty ballsy necro
Why was he banned for this? The joke is quite hilarious.
The best reason to necro a thread is to give everybody a good laugh.
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On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:On October 14 2013 02:09 AlternativeEgo wrote:I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3 I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement. Oh my god that was good, I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US? Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse. As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment. Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran. You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months. I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice". Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here? Show nested quote +tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.
That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.
Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude. I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus.
Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it.
I think I'm going to throw up now
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On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:On October 14 2013 02:09 AlternativeEgo wrote:I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3 I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement. Oh my god that was good, I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US? Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse. As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment. Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran. You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months. I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice". Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here? tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.
That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.
Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude. I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus. Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it. I think I'm going to throw up now
Damn dude, you're so...
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On October 14 2013 14:10 cLAN.Anax wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2013 14:04 BLinD-RawR wrote:On October 14 2013 13:59 cLAN.Anax wrote:On October 14 2013 12:24 partydude89 wrote:
can i ask you guys a question. how is tristansc2 not banned? he calls scarlett a "half-man, half woman" and only has 2 post. usually people who violate the rules on their first post are instantly terminated, but he only gets 2 weeks? In this case, I would say that because he's (supposedly) new, he doesn't know how "not" to describe Scarlett in a manner that is acceptable on TL. Given that the account was made within the past day too, I'd bet he was watching a stream, saw mention of TeamLiquid, made an account, and started posting. I would totally push for an Eleventh Commandment or some other blatant notice for new users condemning reference to Scarlett as a male, or abomination, or "thing," but then we wouldn't get so many hilarious bans. It deserves its own ban category at this point, if you ask me. we already have a 11th commandment + Show Spoiler + Oh my Lord, I've never seen so much yellow-orange in a post. O_O
Ah hm snipealot OP thread?
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LuckyGnomTV was just temp banned for 30 days by Nyovne.
That account was created on 2009-07-28 23:41:09 and had 226 posts.
Reason: I, for one, am personally sick and tired of having to read your posts whenever any form of gay, lesbian, transgender or simply a female is involved in any shape or form. You literally can hardly go 20 posts without showing your compulsive necessity to express your intollerant, sexist, mysoginist and racist opinions in an unconstructive and even provocative manner.
Whenever I see ban reasons like this, I silently think: Don't be Russian, don't be Russian, don't be Russian. Yet on TL, it always seems to be the case.
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On October 14 2013 21:44 ThomasjServo wrote:Show nested quote +LuckyGnomTV was just temp banned for 30 days by Nyovne.
That account was created on 2009-07-28 23:41:09 and had 226 posts.
Reason: I, for one, am personally sick and tired of having to read your posts whenever any form of gay, lesbian, transgender or simply a female is involved in any shape or form. You literally can hardly go 20 posts without showing your compulsive necessity to express your intollerant, sexist, mysoginist and racist opinions in an unconstructive and even provocative manner. Whenever I see ban reasons like this, I silently think: Don't be Russian, don't be Russian, don't be Russian. Yet on TL, it always seems to be the case.
The particular user in question seems to ONLY post about SC2 stuff, except when it comes to anything LGBT/woman-related, when the bile is released.
Found an unmoderated "Scarlett is a man" post while flicking through...
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On October 14 2013 20:11 SilentchiLL wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:On October 14 2013 02:09 AlternativeEgo wrote:I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3 I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement. Oh my god that was good, I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US? Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse. As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment. Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran. You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months. I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice". Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here? tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.
That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.
Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude. I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus. Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it. I think I'm going to throw up now Damn dude, you're so... + Show Spoiler +
.....I think I need a break from TL....
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50641 Posts
On October 15 2013 01:15 KaiserKieran wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2013 20:11 SilentchiLL wrote:On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:On October 14 2013 02:09 AlternativeEgo wrote:I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3 I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement. Oh my god that was good, I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US? Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse. As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment. Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran. You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months. I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice". Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here? tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.
That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.
Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude. I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus. Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it. I think I'm going to throw up now Damn dude, you're so... + Show Spoiler + .....I think I need a break from TL....
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
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your Country52797 Posts
On October 15 2013 01:21 BLinD-RawR wrote:Show nested quote +On October 15 2013 01:15 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 20:11 SilentchiLL wrote:On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:On October 14 2013 02:09 AlternativeEgo wrote:I was not prepared for this one. It gave me a good laugh. :3 I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement. Oh my god that was good, I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US? Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse. As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment. Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran. You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months. I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice". Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here? tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.
That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.
Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude. I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus. Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it. I think I'm going to throw up now Damn dude, you're so... + Show Spoiler + .....I think I need a break from TL.... you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
This is true, as I have discovered.
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On October 15 2013 01:28 The_Templar wrote:Show nested quote +On October 15 2013 01:21 BLinD-RawR wrote:On October 15 2013 01:15 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 20:11 SilentchiLL wrote:On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 02:12 ThomasjServo wrote:
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I wonder which in game portrait you get for that achievement. Oh my god that was good, I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US? Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse. As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment. Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran. You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months. I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice". Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here? tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.
That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.
Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude. I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus. Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it. I think I'm going to throw up now Damn dude, you're so... + Show Spoiler + .....I think I need a break from TL.... you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. This is true, as I have discovered.
Wait, since when are you back? I thought you were banned for 3 months.
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your Country52797 Posts
On October 15 2013 01:33 Ghanburighan wrote:Show nested quote +On October 15 2013 01:28 The_Templar wrote:On October 15 2013 01:21 BLinD-RawR wrote:On October 15 2013 01:15 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 20:11 SilentchiLL wrote:On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:On October 14 2013 02:28 KaiserKieran wrote:
[quote]
Oh my god that was good,
I cant get this smile off of my face. Who's the #1 in the US? Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse. As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment. Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran. You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months. I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice". Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here? tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.
That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.
Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude. I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus. Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it. I think I'm going to throw up now Damn dude, you're so... + Show Spoiler + .....I think I need a break from TL.... you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. This is true, as I have discovered. Wait, since when are you back? I thought you were banned for 3 months.
I apologized and asked nicely and was unbanned yesterday.
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Austria24422 Posts
Maybe the 3 months were stretched across all the different accounts and this one served its time?
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Look at his sig now. He just sucked up to the mods Kadaver.
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On October 15 2013 02:13 cLAN.Anax wrote:Look at his sig now. He just sucked up to the mods Kadaver.
If mods were knights, he would be KadaverBB the merciful; also acceptable is KadaverBB the Dyscalculated
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On October 15 2013 02:28 ThomasjServo wrote:Show nested quote +On October 15 2013 02:13 cLAN.Anax wrote:Look at his sig now. He just sucked up to the mods Kadaver. If mods were knights, he would be KadaverBB the merciful; also acceptable is KadaverBB the Dyscalculated
Miscalculating*? X-D What you said was funnier though, lol.
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On October 15 2013 01:39 The_Templar wrote:Show nested quote +On October 15 2013 01:33 Ghanburighan wrote:On October 15 2013 01:28 The_Templar wrote:On October 15 2013 01:21 BLinD-RawR wrote:On October 15 2013 01:15 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 20:11 SilentchiLL wrote:On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:
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Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse.
As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment.
Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran. You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months. I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice". Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here? tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.
That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.
Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude. I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus. Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it. I think I'm going to throw up now Damn dude, you're so... + Show Spoiler + .....I think I need a break from TL.... you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. This is true, as I have discovered. Wait, since when are you back? I thought you were banned for 3 months. I apologized and asked nicely and was unbanned yesterday.
So what's the story behind the accounts and talking to yourself?
People have been wondering.
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