EPTOn October 15 2013 01:39 The_Templar wrote:
I apologized and asked nicely and was unbanned yesterday.
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On October 15 2013 01:33 Ghanburighan wrote:
Wait, since when are you back? I thought you were banned for 3 months.
On October 15 2013 01:28 The_Templar wrote:
This is true, as I have discovered.
On October 15 2013 01:21 BLinD-RawR wrote:
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
On October 15 2013 01:15 KaiserKieran wrote:
.....I think I need a break from TL....
On October 14 2013 20:11 SilentchiLL wrote:
Damn dude, you're so...
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On October 14 2013 20:02 KaiserKieran wrote:
Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it.
I think I'm going to throw up now
On October 14 2013 14:03 SilentchiLL wrote:
I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice".
Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here?
I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus.
On October 14 2013 13:19 Jaaaaasper wrote:
You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months.
On October 14 2013 03:05 Jealous wrote:
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Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse.
As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment.
Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran.
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Don't worry KaiserKieran, your spot at the top is not even in doubt. There are challengers, and they are many, but they are weak. None have faced the same brutal pounding that you have, Kaiser. None have been tossed about between depraved men as much as you. None have expanded their limits to house three throbbing lovesticks in perfect harmony, a feat of greatness only made grander by the fact that these men were not men, but some sort of freak Centaur-like beings where only their man rod obtained the gift and spirit of the horse.
As the pithy defenses of Kieran's pink sock gave way to the unstoppable piston pumping action, he learned that he no longer felt the pain. He no longer felt the shame. He no longer felt the haunting eyes of his passed father looking up at him from the depths of hell, sent there by his laying of the seeds that led to Kieran's predicament. He had overcome his previous limitations and transcended into what can only be flaunted as an aura of invincibility. He stopped screaming, and began doing what he now knew he was destined to do. Ride. Ride hard, ride strong, ride true. The sheer force of Kieran's gyration and vertical torque gave the three Centaurs a challenge, but being split into a triple-Eiffel Tower gave them the leverage to fight back against Kaiser's sudden voracious hunger, no, NEED for the meat. After all three had successfully filled his orifice with juice that was wrought not of love, but of hate, Kaiser was left unsatisfied. It was not enough. He had to continue. And continue he did, to this very day, this very moment.
Sitting on the flagpole and manning the mast, a man who hath no lube-consuming equal in the glorious country of the United States, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - KaiserKieran.
You're a legend. That was quite literally the first post I enjoyed reading in this thread for months.
I tried to read it several times, but whenever my eyes glance over the text before reading I read shit like "pole, meat, ride hard, orifice".
Am I the only one who doesn't like to read gay porn here?
tristansc2 was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KadaverBB.
That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.
Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude.
That account was created on 2013-10-14 08:15:35 and had 2 posts.
Reason: Adressing Scarlett as "that half men half woman thing" is fucking stupid dude.
I have seen so many new guys get permed for less, I think Kadaver may be Jesus.
Well you can imagine how hard it was for me. Every time he said something I imagined myself doing it.
I think I'm going to throw up now
Damn dude, you're so...
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fucked
.....I think I need a break from TL....
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
This is true, as I have discovered.
Wait, since when are you back? I thought you were banned for 3 months.
I apologized and asked nicely and was unbanned yesterday.
Sometimes sock puppets aren't enough.
Welcome back, hope you leave the crazy stuff behind you, because you were making great contributions to the community with your LRs
