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DODswe4
Sweden2157 Posts
On January 11 2013 10:39 Falling wrote: Haha. Whatever it is, I am the slower one. But not Blizzard minutes that's for sure. Nothing should be on Blizzard time... its not how much ban apm you have but how you use it. make enough funny bans and you can get your own fanclub and everything | ||
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Mavvie
Canada923 Posts
FireMonkey was just temp banned for 2 days by monk. That account was created on 2012-12-10 18:33:57 and had 23 posts. Reason: This is not how to post on TL. Why don't you take a little time to cool off? On January 11 2013 09:05 FireMonkey wrote: How the bloody fuck do i beat the 11 min roach push?? Im in silver league and this stephano fad has gotten way out of hand every fucking zerg cunt and his mother are doing the roach style of play and it's fucken impossible to beat. Stalkers do piss all damage to roaches even though they are supposed to be a counter to them because they get a bonus against armour but that's all bullshit. Im rippin' pissed right now because of this. If I get immortals they just focus them down and they drop within a second - no matter how many I have that's possible at this time frame. and while they're focusing the immortals stalkers shoot them but that still does nothing but tickle the greasy cunts. I'll post a replay of a game just then (the guy was an obvious smurf but still) I had +1 and this kid had the police (000). He was on 2 bases too. and then when they keep pulling roaches out their arse they just magically piss out mutas too off of 2 fucking bases what the fuck. Blizzard is to blame for this shit, they say stalkers get bonus to armoured, roaches are armoured so why the fuck do stalkers do nothing to roaches, they just get dropped even in 1 on 1 roach v stalker. If I see this style of play more and more im going to hunt the fuckers who do it down and bash the shit out them..FACT. for god sakes he didnt even get to 120 supply but anyways here's the replay. Now my build was a little retarded at the start because you have to keep in mind he was a random player (that's why i did gateway first and put the pylon on main ramp instead of natural/forge) http://drop.sc/293773 So yeah even if I FFE properly they still just do this gay shit and win no problems. And also if any of you reading this work at blizzard fix the fucking stalkers - make them be good against what they're supposed to be good against (FUCKING ARMOURED UNITS). Now im going to release my anger onto my penis. User was temp banned for this post. The infamous 2 base Stephano roach/ling max that skillless bronze players use to beat oh-so-mighty silver Protosses! But really, he was mad...kind of scary and creepy. Wonder how his fap went... | ||
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dAPhREAk
Nauru12397 Posts
On January 11 2013 10:48 Mavvie wrote: I found this amusing The infamous 2 base Stephano roach/ling max that skillless bronze players use to beat oh-so-mighty silver Protosses! But really, he was mad...kind of scary and creepy. Wonder how his fap went... Now im going to release my anger onto my penis. his poor penis.... | ||
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ThomasjServo
15244 Posts
On January 11 2013 10:48 Mavvie wrote: I found this amusing The infamous 2 base Stephano roach/ling max that skillless bronze players use to beat oh-so-mighty silver Protosses! But really, he was mad...kind of scary and creepy. Wonder how his fap went... This is a slowpoke comment if there ever was one. I need to get on my smurf again and just roach max all diggity day, if it incites this kind of reaction. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
Poor penis indeed ;_; | ||
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cLAN.Anax
United States2847 Posts
Still leaning towards jd, but I'll wait for the PMs KwarK is planning on bombing this thread with. | ||
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Vansetsu
United States1454 Posts
This banned post made me laugh too hard ... I don't think I could have banned this dude. | ||
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Cyrc
Canada28 Posts
It's kind of overshadowing haha On June 28 2012 12:46 jdseemoreglass wrote: Nah, I've already mourned the loss of this account, I don't give a fuck if I lose this name for no reason even though I loved it at one time. Figured I might as well use it while it's still alive. There was a time when I cared about TL a lot, which is why I made some stinks about things, but digging through it's history really put things into perspective for me. BTW my "rage" wasn't about how "TL sucks", just about some questionable moderation history. Most of the mods are nice and reasonable people as far as I can tell. Source: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95875¤tpage=1224#24477 | ||
BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES50641 Posts
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JingleHell
United States11308 Posts
And, of course, failsafe should take it all. The water filtering, and Blizzard's slave trade... Plus, wasn't there something about the spiritual qualities of peyote making it a performance enhancer in RTS? | ||
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BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES50641 Posts
On January 11 2013 12:31 JingleHell wrote: JD really isn't as interesting as neversummer, he's just more recently in people's minds. Neversummer was the macrocosm. And, of course, failsafe should take it all. The water filtering, and Blizzard's slave trade... Plus, wasn't there something about the spiritual qualities of peyote making it a performance enhancer in RTS? finally someone who has seen it all. | ||
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liberal
1116 Posts
you've got what are drug-addicted women and men who you treat like slaves, including the girl who was briefly in the call with us, and you, personally, are responsible for several murders. this teary-eyed, shameless lying is absurd in its transparency. authorities will be alerted concerning your drug trade, human trafficking, and violent crime; as well as your role in subversive electronic and physical terrorist groups that do damage to our societal infrastructure. your underhanded and condescending tone in this post is significantly less subtle than perhaps you expected, and your snide satire concerning my skill-level is consistent with your adolescent humor and general, unsavory character. a few decades imprisonment should give you more time to develop subtle anal sex and rape references 'you four dudes', at least if the rumors hold. perhaps if a 'size 11 asshole' is the culmination of your professional career then you'll be more interested in seeing my values recognized. Failsafe 2013. Also, you guys think jd's post/account count is epic? Check this out On March 26 2012 05:53 Failsafe wrote: okay let's get serious about post count i have 5000000000000000000000000000000 posts and no one remembers any of them User was warned for this post | ||
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KwarK
United States43674 Posts
On January 11 2013 09:36 Sermokala wrote: its hard to pick between affinity and failsafe but I think affinitys madness was more funny and harder to connect unless its all presented together. Would vote for my old bud jdree but I'm gona wait for that kwark blackmail first. Now thats what I call checkmate. You call that a + Show Spoiler + Original Message From neversummer: Hey pal. I left you a little present in the Website Feedback forum. I forgot to wrap it, but I still think you'll enjoy it. I certainly did.  Original Message From KwarK: Congratulations on my promotion I guess? Original Message From neversummer: Curious as to what your response would be to this statement: "I find this particularly troubling, as well as immensely hypocritical, as Kwark so brazenly pokes fun at a debilitating illness and yet so valiantly stands to defend homosexuals. I'd venture to guess a homosexual man or woman would possess the mental capacity to deflect homophobic sentiment; to understand the ridicule derived from ignorance and to find solace in his or her physical and mental health. These luxuries are often not afforded to those affected by fetal alcohol syndrome." (His case is that by calling him retarded I am worse than people who treat all homosexuals as if they were child molesters because he might actually be retarded and not understand that I'm using retarded to draw comparisons between him and people of low intellect to illustrate that I think he's being stupid and might instead think I just spend my time bullying disabled people) Original Message From KwarK: My response would be that you are a moron of the highest order. Original Message From neversummer: Truly representative of your mental capacity. I'll find consolation in my superior intellect. (Wait, so he's not actually retarded? Then what was all that about me bullying disabled kids? Isn't he now doing the same thing?) Original Message From KwarK: I'm identifying a pattern here. "yes I have mod history from GMarshal but I don't think I have mod history so I don't" "yes you banned me for a homophobic remark but I don't think it was so I don't think I'm banned" "yes everyone thinks I'm wrong but I think I was right so I'm right" "yes everyone thinks I'm an idiot but I think I'm smart so I'm smart" You live in your own little world. Sometimes it's not everybody else, sometimes it's just you. And by sometimes, I mean always. And by it's just you, I mean you're a moron. Original Message From neversummer: I believe that's called checkmate. In the neversummer book of chess the winner is defined as the one who first announces checkmate at which point the loser must concede the game. This can be done at any point. Only he plays by these rules and many times his opponent may be playing by a completely different set of rules but what they say is irrelevant after he declares checkmate because the game is already over and he won. He has never lost a game of chess. And as a bonus (not from neversummer) + Show Spoiler + I will post whatever the fuck I want and if you have an issue with it, ban me. If you do that, enjoy me contacting somebody about issues with the mods on TL. He is banned. And you're going to get a longer ban now for martyring. Learn to act like an adult. Ok, enjoy getting your mod taken away. That's the last straw. TL is becoming the laughing stock of gaming forums. It'll be dead in another few months, as StarCraft 2 slowly falls away. But seriously, enjoy getting your mod taken away. Contacting somebody else NOW Learn to be impartial mother fucker. We'll see Oh don't worry. Already sent an email with this PM inclosed. As are other PM's of mods being impartial in the past. Enjoy your limited time as a mod bro. This continues at great length, more will be declassified only if neversummer makes it through this round. | ||
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Qwyn
United States2779 Posts
LOL I did not see that at first. That's hilarious. What the fuck does that even mean? I hope he didn't chop the poor fucker off or something even worse. | ||
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dAPhREAk
Nauru12397 Posts
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Qwyn
United States2779 Posts
On January 11 2013 12:35 KwarK wrote: You call that a + Show Spoiler + Original Message From neversummer: Hey pal. I left you a little present in the Website Feedback forum. I forgot to wrap it, but I still think you'll enjoy it. I certainly did. Original Message From KwarK: Congratulations on my promotion I guess? Original Message From neversummer: Curious as to what your response would be to this statement: "I find this particularly troubling, as well as immensely hypocritical, as Kwark so brazenly pokes fun at a debilitating illness and yet so valiantly stands to defend homosexuals. I'd venture to guess a homosexual man or woman would possess the mental capacity to deflect homophobic sentiment; to understand the ridicule derived from ignorance and to find solace in his or her physical and mental health. These luxuries are often not afforded to those affected by fetal alcohol syndrome." (His case is that by calling him retarded I am worse than people who treat all homosexuals as if they were child molesters because he might actually be retarded and not understand that I'm using retarded to draw comparisons between him and people of low intellect to illustrate that I think he's being stupid and might instead think I just spend my time bullying disabled people) Original Message From KwarK: My response would be that you are a moron of the highest order. Original Message From neversummer: Truly representative of your mental capacity. I'll find consolation in my superior intellect. (Wait, so he's not actually retarded? Then what was all that about me bullying disabled kids? Isn't he now doing the same thing?) Original Message From KwarK: I'm identifying a pattern here. "yes I have mod history from GMarshal but I don't think I have mod history so I don't" "yes you banned me for a homophobic remark but I don't think it was so I don't think I'm banned" "yes everyone thinks I'm wrong but I think I was right so I'm right" "yes everyone thinks I'm an idiot but I think I'm smart so I'm smart" You live in your own little world. Sometimes it's not everybody else, sometimes it's just you. And by sometimes, I mean always. And by it's just you, I mean you're a moron. Original Message From neversummer: I believe that's called checkmate. In the neversummer book of chess the winner is defined as the one who first announces checkmate at which point the loser must concede the game. This can be done at any point. Only he plays by these rules and many times his opponent may be playing by a completely different set of rules but what they say is irrelevant after he declares checkmate because the game is already over and he won. He has never lost a game of chess. And as a bonus (not from neversummer) + Show Spoiler + I will post whatever the fuck I want and if you have an issue with it, ban me. If you do that, enjoy me contacting somebody about issues with the mods on TL. He is banned. And you're going to get a longer ban now for martyring. Learn to act like an adult. Ok, enjoy getting your mod taken away. That's the last straw. TL is becoming the laughing stock of gaming forums. It'll be dead in another few months, as StarCraft 2 slowly falls away. But seriously, enjoy getting your mod taken away. Contacting somebody else NOW Learn to be impartial mother fucker. We'll see Oh don't worry. Already sent an email with this PM inclosed. As are other PM's of mods being impartial in the past. Enjoy your limited time as a mod bro. This continues at great length, more will be declassified only if neversummer makes it through this round. LOL god this thread. It's like a piece of the goddamned best desert you've ever had. You're doing work! Keep it up you guys this is fucking hilarious and always will be <3. Some of these people are so fucking insane what the hell I don't even... I will post whatever the fuck I want and if you have an issue with it, ban me. LOL good job buddy. Checkmate eh? Too bad you can't fucking reconstruct the chessboard. | ||
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Jaaaaasper
United States10225 Posts
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
On January 11 2013 12:47 dAPhREAk wrote: ah, sorry jd, you're not nearly as funny. lol. neversummer4lyfe For sure, for sure. jd's story belonged more in the mildlyinteresting subredd!t or something. Neversummer is where it's at, daphreak be spittin' da trut'. | ||
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Mavvie
Canada923 Posts
On January 11 2013 12:47 Qwyn wrote: LOL I did not see that at first. That's hilarious. What the fuck does that even mean? I hope he didn't chop the poor fucker off or something even worse. I have no idea. I assume some form of furious masturbation, perhaps to this I dunno, Protoss players are weird  | ||
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FabledIntegral
United States9232 Posts
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