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DODswe4
Profile Joined July 2011
Sweden2157 Posts
January 11 2013 01:45 GMT
#33121
On January 11 2013 10:39 Falling wrote:
Haha. Whatever it is, I am the slower one.

But not Blizzard minutes that's for sure. Nothing should be on Blizzard time...


its not how much ban apm you have but how you use it. make enough funny bans and you can get your own fanclub and everything
Mavvie
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Canada923 Posts
January 11 2013 01:48 GMT
#33122
I found this amusing

FireMonkey was just temp banned for 2 days by monk.

That account was created on 2012-12-10 18:33:57 and had 23 posts.

Reason: This is not how to post on TL. Why don't you take a little time to cool off?


On January 11 2013 09:05 FireMonkey wrote:
How the bloody fuck do i beat the 11 min roach push?? Im in silver league and this stephano fad has gotten way out of hand every fucking zerg cunt and his mother are doing the roach style of play and it's fucken impossible to beat. Stalkers do piss all damage to roaches even though they are supposed to be a counter to them because they get a bonus against armour but that's all bullshit. Im rippin' pissed right now because of this. If I get immortals they just focus them down and they drop within a second - no matter how many I have that's possible at this time frame. and while they're focusing the immortals stalkers shoot them but that still does nothing but tickle the greasy cunts. I'll post a replay of a game just then (the guy was an obvious smurf but still) I had +1 and this kid had the police (000). He was on 2 bases too. and then when they keep pulling roaches out their arse they just magically piss out mutas too off of 2 fucking bases what the fuck. Blizzard is to blame for this shit, they say stalkers get bonus to armoured, roaches are armoured so why the fuck do stalkers do nothing to roaches, they just get dropped even in 1 on 1 roach v stalker. If I see this style of play more and more im going to hunt the fuckers who do it down and bash the shit out them..FACT. for god sakes he didnt even get to 120 supply

but anyways here's the replay. Now my build was a little retarded at the start because you have to keep in mind he was a random player (that's why i did gateway first and put the pylon on main ramp instead of natural/forge)

http://drop.sc/293773

So yeah even if I FFE properly they still just do this gay shit and win no problems.

And also if any of you reading this work at blizzard fix the fucking stalkers - make them be good against what they're supposed to be good against (FUCKING ARMOURED UNITS). Now im going to release my anger onto my penis.

User was temp banned for this post.


The infamous 2 base Stephano roach/ling max that skillless bronze players use to beat oh-so-mighty silver Protosses!

But really, he was mad...kind of scary and creepy.

Wonder how his fap went...
Getting back into sc2 O_o
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-11 01:52:03
January 11 2013 01:51 GMT
#33123
On January 11 2013 10:48 Mavvie wrote:
I found this amusing

Show nested quote +
FireMonkey was just temp banned for 2 days by monk.

That account was created on 2012-12-10 18:33:57 and had 23 posts.

Reason: This is not how to post on TL. Why don't you take a little time to cool off?


Show nested quote +
On January 11 2013 09:05 FireMonkey wrote:
How the bloody fuck do i beat the 11 min roach push?? Im in silver league and this stephano fad has gotten way out of hand every fucking zerg cunt and his mother are doing the roach style of play and it's fucken impossible to beat. Stalkers do piss all damage to roaches even though they are supposed to be a counter to them because they get a bonus against armour but that's all bullshit. Im rippin' pissed right now because of this. If I get immortals they just focus them down and they drop within a second - no matter how many I have that's possible at this time frame. and while they're focusing the immortals stalkers shoot them but that still does nothing but tickle the greasy cunts. I'll post a replay of a game just then (the guy was an obvious smurf but still) I had +1 and this kid had the police (000). He was on 2 bases too. and then when they keep pulling roaches out their arse they just magically piss out mutas too off of 2 fucking bases what the fuck. Blizzard is to blame for this shit, they say stalkers get bonus to armoured, roaches are armoured so why the fuck do stalkers do nothing to roaches, they just get dropped even in 1 on 1 roach v stalker. If I see this style of play more and more im going to hunt the fuckers who do it down and bash the shit out them..FACT. for god sakes he didnt even get to 120 supply

but anyways here's the replay. Now my build was a little retarded at the start because you have to keep in mind he was a random player (that's why i did gateway first and put the pylon on main ramp instead of natural/forge)

http://drop.sc/293773

So yeah even if I FFE properly they still just do this gay shit and win no problems.

And also if any of you reading this work at blizzard fix the fucking stalkers - make them be good against what they're supposed to be good against (FUCKING ARMOURED UNITS). Now im going to release my anger onto my penis.

User was temp banned for this post.


The infamous 2 base Stephano roach/ling max that skillless bronze players use to beat oh-so-mighty silver Protosses!

But really, he was mad...kind of scary and creepy.

Wonder how his fap went...

Now im going to release my anger onto my penis.

his poor penis....
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
January 11 2013 02:03 GMT
#33124
On January 11 2013 10:48 Mavvie wrote:
I found this amusing

Show nested quote +
FireMonkey was just temp banned for 2 days by monk.

That account was created on 2012-12-10 18:33:57 and had 23 posts.

Reason: This is not how to post on TL. Why don't you take a little time to cool off?


Show nested quote +
On January 11 2013 09:05 FireMonkey wrote:
How the bloody fuck do i beat the 11 min roach push?? Im in silver league and this stephano fad has gotten way out of hand every fucking zerg cunt and his mother are doing the roach style of play and it's fucken impossible to beat. Stalkers do piss all damage to roaches even though they are supposed to be a counter to them because they get a bonus against armour but that's all bullshit. Im rippin' pissed right now because of this. If I get immortals they just focus them down and they drop within a second - no matter how many I have that's possible at this time frame. and while they're focusing the immortals stalkers shoot them but that still does nothing but tickle the greasy cunts. I'll post a replay of a game just then (the guy was an obvious smurf but still) I had +1 and this kid had the police (000). He was on 2 bases too. and then when they keep pulling roaches out their arse they just magically piss out mutas too off of 2 fucking bases what the fuck. Blizzard is to blame for this shit, they say stalkers get bonus to armoured, roaches are armoured so why the fuck do stalkers do nothing to roaches, they just get dropped even in 1 on 1 roach v stalker. If I see this style of play more and more im going to hunt the fuckers who do it down and bash the shit out them..FACT. for god sakes he didnt even get to 120 supply

but anyways here's the replay. Now my build was a little retarded at the start because you have to keep in mind he was a random player (that's why i did gateway first and put the pylon on main ramp instead of natural/forge)

http://drop.sc/293773

So yeah even if I FFE properly they still just do this gay shit and win no problems.

And also if any of you reading this work at blizzard fix the fucking stalkers - make them be good against what they're supposed to be good against (FUCKING ARMOURED UNITS). Now im going to release my anger onto my penis.

User was temp banned for this post.


The infamous 2 base Stephano roach/ling max that skillless bronze players use to beat oh-so-mighty silver Protosses!

But really, he was mad...kind of scary and creepy.

Wonder how his fap went...

This is a slowpoke comment if there ever was one. I need to get on my smurf again and just roach max all diggity day, if it incites this kind of reaction.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 11 2013 02:29 GMT
#33125
On January 11 2013 10:51 dAPhREAk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 11 2013 10:48 Mavvie wrote:
I found this amusing

FireMonkey was just temp banned for 2 days by monk.

That account was created on 2012-12-10 18:33:57 and had 23 posts.

Reason: This is not how to post on TL. Why don't you take a little time to cool off?


On January 11 2013 09:05 FireMonkey wrote:
How the bloody fuck do i beat the 11 min roach push?? Im in silver league and this stephano fad has gotten way out of hand every fucking zerg cunt and his mother are doing the roach style of play and it's fucken impossible to beat. Stalkers do piss all damage to roaches even though they are supposed to be a counter to them because they get a bonus against armour but that's all bullshit. Im rippin' pissed right now because of this. If I get immortals they just focus them down and they drop within a second - no matter how many I have that's possible at this time frame. and while they're focusing the immortals stalkers shoot them but that still does nothing but tickle the greasy cunts. I'll post a replay of a game just then (the guy was an obvious smurf but still) I had +1 and this kid had the police (000). He was on 2 bases too. and then when they keep pulling roaches out their arse they just magically piss out mutas too off of 2 fucking bases what the fuck. Blizzard is to blame for this shit, they say stalkers get bonus to armoured, roaches are armoured so why the fuck do stalkers do nothing to roaches, they just get dropped even in 1 on 1 roach v stalker. If I see this style of play more and more im going to hunt the fuckers who do it down and bash the shit out them..FACT. for god sakes he didnt even get to 120 supply

but anyways here's the replay. Now my build was a little retarded at the start because you have to keep in mind he was a random player (that's why i did gateway first and put the pylon on main ramp instead of natural/forge)

http://drop.sc/293773

So yeah even if I FFE properly they still just do this gay shit and win no problems.

And also if any of you reading this work at blizzard fix the fucking stalkers - make them be good against what they're supposed to be good against (FUCKING ARMOURED UNITS). Now im going to release my anger onto my penis.

User was temp banned for this post.


The infamous 2 base Stephano roach/ling max that skillless bronze players use to beat oh-so-mighty silver Protosses!

But really, he was mad...kind of scary and creepy.

Wonder how his fap went...

Show nested quote +
Now im going to release my anger onto my penis.

his poor penis....

Poor penis indeed ;_;
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
cLAN.Anax
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States2847 Posts
January 11 2013 02:56 GMT
#33126
Had to say Failsafe over affinity. affinity was just a mega-glorified advertisement. Despite Failsafe's lack of capitalization, his vivid descriptions were far more entertaining, in my opinion.

Still leaning towards jd, but I'll wait for the PMs KwarK is planning on bombing this thread with.
┬─┬___(ツ)_/¯ 彡┻━┻ I am the 4%. "I cant believe i saw ANAL backwards before i saw the word LAN." - Capped
Vansetsu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1454 Posts
January 11 2013 03:00 GMT
#33127
On January 11 2013 10:51 dAPhREAk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 11 2013 10:48 Mavvie wrote:
I found this amusing

FireMonkey was just temp banned for 2 days by monk.

That account was created on 2012-12-10 18:33:57 and had 23 posts.

Reason: This is not how to post on TL. Why don't you take a little time to cool off?


On January 11 2013 09:05 FireMonkey wrote:
How the bloody fuck do i beat the 11 min roach push?? Im in silver league and this stephano fad has gotten way out of hand every fucking zerg cunt and his mother are doing the roach style of play and it's fucken impossible to beat. Stalkers do piss all damage to roaches even though they are supposed to be a counter to them because they get a bonus against armour but that's all bullshit. Im rippin' pissed right now because of this. If I get immortals they just focus them down and they drop within a second - no matter how many I have that's possible at this time frame. and while they're focusing the immortals stalkers shoot them but that still does nothing but tickle the greasy cunts. I'll post a replay of a game just then (the guy was an obvious smurf but still) I had +1 and this kid had the police (000). He was on 2 bases too. and then when they keep pulling roaches out their arse they just magically piss out mutas too off of 2 fucking bases what the fuck. Blizzard is to blame for this shit, they say stalkers get bonus to armoured, roaches are armoured so why the fuck do stalkers do nothing to roaches, they just get dropped even in 1 on 1 roach v stalker. If I see this style of play more and more im going to hunt the fuckers who do it down and bash the shit out them..FACT. for god sakes he didnt even get to 120 supply

but anyways here's the replay. Now my build was a little retarded at the start because you have to keep in mind he was a random player (that's why i did gateway first and put the pylon on main ramp instead of natural/forge)

http://drop.sc/293773

So yeah even if I FFE properly they still just do this gay shit and win no problems.

And also if any of you reading this work at blizzard fix the fucking stalkers - make them be good against what they're supposed to be good against (FUCKING ARMOURED UNITS). Now im going to release my anger onto my penis.

User was temp banned for this post.


The infamous 2 base Stephano roach/ling max that skillless bronze players use to beat oh-so-mighty silver Protosses!

But really, he was mad...kind of scary and creepy.

Wonder how his fap went...

Show nested quote +
Now im going to release my anger onto my penis.

his poor penis....


This banned post made me laugh too hard ... I don't think I could have banned this dude.
Only by overcoming many obstacles does a river become - デイヴィ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ド
Cyrc
Profile Joined May 2012
Canada28 Posts
January 11 2013 03:10 GMT
#33128
While looking through the contestants' history, I found this:
It's kind of overshadowing haha

On June 28 2012 12:46 jdseemoreglass wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 28 2012 06:40 TheToast wrote:
On June 28 2012 06:16 Cokefreak wrote:
I noticed something funny in that thread from the posts you quoted Toast:
On January 24 2012 09:07 Haemonculus wrote:
Why is anyone still bothering to reply to Hider? lol

User was warned for this post


I find it way more funny that jdseemoreglass went on this big rage about how much TL sucks, and now after his 30 (90?) day ban is up he's right back here posting away in General again. Lol.

Nah, I've already mourned the loss of this account, I don't give a fuck if I lose this name for no reason even though I loved it at one time. Figured I might as well use it while it's still alive. There was a time when I cared about TL a lot, which is why I made some stinks about things, but digging through it's history really put things into perspective for me.

BTW my "rage" wasn't about how "TL sucks", just about some questionable moderation history. Most of the mods are nice and reasonable people as far as I can tell.

Source: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95875&currentpage=1224#24477
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50607 Posts
January 11 2013 03:27 GMT
#33129
you guys are biased as hell because you knew jd, honestly neversummer's ban was far and beyond entertaining to the point where Hot_Bid got jealous and closed the thread,
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
January 11 2013 03:31 GMT
#33130
JD really isn't as interesting as neversummer, he's just more recently in people's minds. Neversummer was the macrocosm.

And, of course, failsafe should take it all. The water filtering, and Blizzard's slave trade...

Plus, wasn't there something about the spiritual qualities of peyote making it a performance enhancer in RTS?
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50607 Posts
January 11 2013 03:33 GMT
#33131
On January 11 2013 12:31 JingleHell wrote:
JD really isn't as interesting as neversummer, he's just more recently in people's minds. Neversummer was the macrocosm.

And, of course, failsafe should take it all. The water filtering, and Blizzard's slave trade...

Plus, wasn't there something about the spiritual qualities of peyote making it a performance enhancer in RTS?


finally someone who has seen it all.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
liberal
Profile Joined November 2011
1116 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-11 03:41:52
January 11 2013 03:35 GMT
#33132
I was torn until I found this statement:

you've got what are drug-addicted women and men who you treat like slaves, including the girl who was briefly in the call with us, and you, personally, are responsible for several murders.

this teary-eyed, shameless lying is absurd in its transparency. authorities will be alerted concerning your drug trade, human trafficking, and violent crime; as well as your role in subversive electronic and physical terrorist groups that do damage to our societal infrastructure.

your underhanded and condescending tone in this post is significantly less subtle than perhaps you expected, and your snide satire concerning my skill-level is consistent with your adolescent humor and general, unsavory character.

a few decades imprisonment should give you more time to develop subtle anal sex and rape references 'you four dudes', at least if the rumors hold. perhaps if a 'size 11 asshole' is the culmination of your professional career then you'll be more interested in seeing my values recognized.


Failsafe 2013.

Also, you guys think jd's post/account count is epic? Check this out

On March 26 2012 05:53 Failsafe wrote:
okay let's get serious about post count

i have 5000000000000000000000000000000 posts

and no one remembers any of them

User was warned for this post

KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43527 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-11 03:48:38
January 11 2013 03:35 GMT
#33133
On January 11 2013 09:36 Sermokala wrote:
its hard to pick between affinity and failsafe but I think affinitys madness was more funny and harder to connect unless its all presented together.

Would vote for my old bud jdree but I'm gona wait for that kwark blackmail first. Now thats what I call checkmate.

You call that a knoifecheckmate? This is a knoifecheckmate!
+ Show Spoiler +
Original Message From neversummer:
Hey pal. I left you a little present in the Website Feedback forum. I forgot to wrap it, but I still think you'll enjoy it. I certainly did.



Original Message From KwarK:
Congratulations on my promotion I guess?


Original Message From neversummer:
Curious as to what your response would be to this statement:

"I find this particularly troubling, as well as immensely hypocritical, as Kwark so brazenly pokes fun at a debilitating illness and yet so valiantly stands to defend homosexuals. I'd venture to guess a homosexual man or woman would possess the mental capacity to deflect homophobic sentiment; to understand the ridicule derived from ignorance and to find solace in his or her physical and mental health. These luxuries are often not afforded to those affected by fetal alcohol syndrome."

(His case is that by calling him retarded I am worse than people who treat all homosexuals as if they were child molesters because he might actually be retarded and not understand that I'm using retarded to draw comparisons between him and people of low intellect to illustrate that I think he's being stupid and might instead think I just spend my time bullying disabled people)

Original Message From KwarK:
My response would be that you are a moron of the highest order.


Original Message From neversummer:
Truly representative of your mental capacity. I'll find consolation in my superior intellect.

(Wait, so he's not actually retarded? Then what was all that about me bullying disabled kids? Isn't he now doing the same thing?)

Original Message From KwarK:
I'm identifying a pattern here.
"yes I have mod history from GMarshal but I don't think I have mod history so I don't"
"yes you banned me for a homophobic remark but I don't think it was so I don't think I'm banned"
"yes everyone thinks I'm wrong but I think I was right so I'm right"
"yes everyone thinks I'm an idiot but I think I'm smart so I'm smart"

You live in your own little world. Sometimes it's not everybody else, sometimes it's just you. And by sometimes, I mean always. And by it's just you, I mean you're a moron.


Original Message From neversummer:
I believe that's called checkmate.


In the neversummer book of chess the winner is defined as the one who first announces checkmate at which point the loser must concede the game. This can be done at any point. Only he plays by these rules and many times his opponent may be playing by a completely different set of rules but what they say is irrelevant after he declares checkmate because the game is already over and he won. He has never lost a game of chess.


And as a bonus (not from neversummer)
+ Show Spoiler +
I will post whatever the fuck I want and if you have an issue with it, ban me. If you do that, enjoy me contacting somebody about issues with the mods on TL.


He is banned. And you're going to get a longer ban now for martyring.
Learn to act like an adult.


Ok, enjoy getting your mod taken away. That's the last straw. TL is becoming the laughing stock of gaming forums. It'll be dead in another few months, as StarCraft 2 slowly falls away. But seriously, enjoy getting your mod taken away. Contacting somebody else NOW

Learn to be impartial mother fucker.


We'll see


Oh don't worry. Already sent an email with this PM inclosed. As are other PM's of mods being impartial in the past. Enjoy your limited time as a mod bro.


This continues at great length, more will be declassified only if neversummer makes it through this round.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-11 03:47:34
January 11 2013 03:47 GMT
#33134
On January 11 2013 10:51 dAPhREAk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 11 2013 10:48 Mavvie wrote:
I found this amusing

FireMonkey was just temp banned for 2 days by monk.

That account was created on 2012-12-10 18:33:57 and had 23 posts.

Reason: This is not how to post on TL. Why don't you take a little time to cool off?


On January 11 2013 09:05 FireMonkey wrote:
How the bloody fuck do i beat the 11 min roach push?? Im in silver league and this stephano fad has gotten way out of hand every fucking zerg cunt and his mother are doing the roach style of play and it's fucken impossible to beat. Stalkers do piss all damage to roaches even though they are supposed to be a counter to them because they get a bonus against armour but that's all bullshit. Im rippin' pissed right now because of this. If I get immortals they just focus them down and they drop within a second - no matter how many I have that's possible at this time frame. and while they're focusing the immortals stalkers shoot them but that still does nothing but tickle the greasy cunts. I'll post a replay of a game just then (the guy was an obvious smurf but still) I had +1 and this kid had the police (000). He was on 2 bases too. and then when they keep pulling roaches out their arse they just magically piss out mutas too off of 2 fucking bases what the fuck. Blizzard is to blame for this shit, they say stalkers get bonus to armoured, roaches are armoured so why the fuck do stalkers do nothing to roaches, they just get dropped even in 1 on 1 roach v stalker. If I see this style of play more and more im going to hunt the fuckers who do it down and bash the shit out them..FACT. for god sakes he didnt even get to 120 supply

but anyways here's the replay. Now my build was a little retarded at the start because you have to keep in mind he was a random player (that's why i did gateway first and put the pylon on main ramp instead of natural/forge)

http://drop.sc/293773

So yeah even if I FFE properly they still just do this gay shit and win no problems.

And also if any of you reading this work at blizzard fix the fucking stalkers - make them be good against what they're supposed to be good against (FUCKING ARMOURED UNITS). Now im going to release my anger onto my penis.

User was temp banned for this post.


The infamous 2 base Stephano roach/ling max that skillless bronze players use to beat oh-so-mighty silver Protosses!

But really, he was mad...kind of scary and creepy.

Wonder how his fap went...

Show nested quote +
Now im going to release my anger onto my penis.

his poor penis....


LOL I did not see that at first.

That's hilarious.

What the fuck does that even mean? I hope he didn't chop the poor fucker off or something even worse.
"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
January 11 2013 03:47 GMT
#33135
ah, sorry jd, you're not nearly as funny. lol. neversummer4lyfe
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
January 11 2013 03:52 GMT
#33136
On January 11 2013 12:35 KwarK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 11 2013 09:36 Sermokala wrote:
its hard to pick between affinity and failsafe but I think affinitys madness was more funny and harder to connect unless its all presented together.

Would vote for my old bud jdree but I'm gona wait for that kwark blackmail first. Now thats what I call checkmate.

You call that a knoifecheckmate? This is a knoifecheckmate!
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Original Message From neversummer:
Hey pal. I left you a little present in the Website Feedback forum. I forgot to wrap it, but I still think you'll enjoy it. I certainly did.



Original Message From KwarK:
Congratulations on my promotion I guess?


Original Message From neversummer:
Curious as to what your response would be to this statement:

"I find this particularly troubling, as well as immensely hypocritical, as Kwark so brazenly pokes fun at a debilitating illness and yet so valiantly stands to defend homosexuals. I'd venture to guess a homosexual man or woman would possess the mental capacity to deflect homophobic sentiment; to understand the ridicule derived from ignorance and to find solace in his or her physical and mental health. These luxuries are often not afforded to those affected by fetal alcohol syndrome."

(His case is that by calling him retarded I am worse than people who treat all homosexuals as if they were child molesters because he might actually be retarded and not understand that I'm using retarded to draw comparisons between him and people of low intellect to illustrate that I think he's being stupid and might instead think I just spend my time bullying disabled people)

Original Message From KwarK:
My response would be that you are a moron of the highest order.


Original Message From neversummer:
Truly representative of your mental capacity. I'll find consolation in my superior intellect.

(Wait, so he's not actually retarded? Then what was all that about me bullying disabled kids? Isn't he now doing the same thing?)

Original Message From KwarK:
I'm identifying a pattern here.
"yes I have mod history from GMarshal but I don't think I have mod history so I don't"
"yes you banned me for a homophobic remark but I don't think it was so I don't think I'm banned"
"yes everyone thinks I'm wrong but I think I was right so I'm right"
"yes everyone thinks I'm an idiot but I think I'm smart so I'm smart"

You live in your own little world. Sometimes it's not everybody else, sometimes it's just you. And by sometimes, I mean always. And by it's just you, I mean you're a moron.


Original Message From neversummer:
I believe that's called checkmate.


In the neversummer book of chess the winner is defined as the one who first announces checkmate at which point the loser must concede the game. This can be done at any point. Only he plays by these rules and many times his opponent may be playing by a completely different set of rules but what they say is irrelevant after he declares checkmate because the game is already over and he won. He has never lost a game of chess.


And as a bonus (not from neversummer)
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I will post whatever the fuck I want and if you have an issue with it, ban me. If you do that, enjoy me contacting somebody about issues with the mods on TL.


He is banned. And you're going to get a longer ban now for martyring.
Learn to act like an adult.


Ok, enjoy getting your mod taken away. That's the last straw. TL is becoming the laughing stock of gaming forums. It'll be dead in another few months, as StarCraft 2 slowly falls away. But seriously, enjoy getting your mod taken away. Contacting somebody else NOW

Learn to be impartial mother fucker.


We'll see


Oh don't worry. Already sent an email with this PM inclosed. As are other PM's of mods being impartial in the past. Enjoy your limited time as a mod bro.


This continues at great length, more will be declassified only if neversummer makes it through this round.


LOL god this thread.

It's like a piece of the goddamned best desert you've ever had.

You're doing work! Keep it up you guys this is fucking hilarious and always will be <3.

Some of these people are so fucking insane what the hell I don't even...

I will post whatever the fuck I want and if you have an issue with it, ban me.


LOL good job buddy.

Checkmate eh? Too bad you can't fucking reconstruct the chessboard.
"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
January 11 2013 04:01 GMT
#33137
Wow neversummer pms and a gtr slam in the same post, got my vote.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
January 11 2013 04:03 GMT
#33138
On January 11 2013 12:47 dAPhREAk wrote:
ah, sorry jd, you're not nearly as funny. lol. neversummer4lyfe

For sure, for sure. jd's story belonged more in the mildlyinteresting subredd!t or something.

Neversummer is where it's at, daphreak be spittin' da trut'.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Mavvie
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Canada923 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-11 04:05:08
January 11 2013 04:04 GMT
#33139
On January 11 2013 12:47 Qwyn wrote:
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On January 11 2013 10:51 dAPhREAk wrote:
On January 11 2013 10:48 Mavvie wrote:
I found this amusing

FireMonkey was just temp banned for 2 days by monk.

That account was created on 2012-12-10 18:33:57 and had 23 posts.

Reason: This is not how to post on TL. Why don't you take a little time to cool off?


On January 11 2013 09:05 FireMonkey wrote:
How the bloody fuck do i beat the 11 min roach push?? Im in silver league and this stephano fad has gotten way out of hand every fucking zerg cunt and his mother are doing the roach style of play and it's fucken impossible to beat. Stalkers do piss all damage to roaches even though they are supposed to be a counter to them because they get a bonus against armour but that's all bullshit. Im rippin' pissed right now because of this. If I get immortals they just focus them down and they drop within a second - no matter how many I have that's possible at this time frame. and while they're focusing the immortals stalkers shoot them but that still does nothing but tickle the greasy cunts. I'll post a replay of a game just then (the guy was an obvious smurf but still) I had +1 and this kid had the police (000). He was on 2 bases too. and then when they keep pulling roaches out their arse they just magically piss out mutas too off of 2 fucking bases what the fuck. Blizzard is to blame for this shit, they say stalkers get bonus to armoured, roaches are armoured so why the fuck do stalkers do nothing to roaches, they just get dropped even in 1 on 1 roach v stalker. If I see this style of play more and more im going to hunt the fuckers who do it down and bash the shit out them..FACT. for god sakes he didnt even get to 120 supply

but anyways here's the replay. Now my build was a little retarded at the start because you have to keep in mind he was a random player (that's why i did gateway first and put the pylon on main ramp instead of natural/forge)

http://drop.sc/293773

So yeah even if I FFE properly they still just do this gay shit and win no problems.

And also if any of you reading this work at blizzard fix the fucking stalkers - make them be good against what they're supposed to be good against (FUCKING ARMOURED UNITS). Now im going to release my anger onto my penis.

User was temp banned for this post.


The infamous 2 base Stephano roach/ling max that skillless bronze players use to beat oh-so-mighty silver Protosses!

But really, he was mad...kind of scary and creepy.

Wonder how his fap went...

Now im going to release my anger onto my penis.

his poor penis....


LOL I did not see that at first.

That's hilarious.

What the fuck does that even mean? I hope he didn't chop the poor fucker off or something even worse.

I have no idea. I assume some form of furious masturbation, perhaps to this

I dunno, Protoss players are weird
Getting back into sc2 O_o
FabledIntegral
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States9232 Posts
January 11 2013 04:27 GMT
#33140
I definitely can appreciate Kwark's moderation style... I feel like more of TL.net used to have a similar style but has since gotten "nicer" to cater to the influx of people. Not that I've been here long, I only started lurking in ~2007.
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