Voids in my team are always retards. Like impossible to win retards. Against them? They went 60-0 defintiely. One day I'll waste my time to do a statistics on how voids played the game in my games. I am %100 sure they are retards when on my team.

SilverSkyLark

Philippines8437 Posts

May 25 2015 01:04 GMT

#26982

Start Dota 2, waiting for a party invite from a friend cuz I was subbing in for him. Apparently, said party was done for the night and I had another invite from a different group. I saw that one of the party members (who also is a friend of mine) is a 1k mmr dude, but the other 3 guys were like 3k+ so that didn't matter much so I was thinking that we'd get an average of 2kmmr.

We queue in and I was wondering how the lanes would go and then apparently we were running 2-1-2 with drow (1kmmr friend) and me (dazzle) as offlane. We got fucking rekt. That was basically it. It was so fucking ugly.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1498547269

But hey I won 14 of my last 16 games so I'm not really that mad.

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

May 25 2015 11:14 GMT

#26983

Meanwhile, back on my main... 3-21-10 Nature's Prophet. I wonder how much Prophet this guy has played.

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Klowney

Sweden277 Posts

May 25 2015 11:42 GMT

#26984

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1498147447

How do you win a game like that. Pink last picked magnus instead of a carry, asked him to swap lanes with me but he refused. Disruptor gets stuck on the rosh cliff by rubick before runes spawn, he send out courier and gets it killed, he doesn't even grab the tp. I can't get my bottle and I get ganked serveral times. I don't have to say anything about Magnus just look at his item and skill build.

HwangjaeTerran

Finland5967 Posts

May 25 2015 12:39 GMT

#26985

People whine about shitty techies players all the time but someone really had to scrape the bottom of the genepool to find your average jungling enchantress player. How they manage to be as useless as jungling lc or wk is beyond me.

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

May 25 2015 12:57 GMT

#26986

Juggernaut. Caught every arrow from offlane mirana. "Very High Skill"

TheVideoGameGuy

India211 Posts

May 25 2015 14:54 GMT

#26987

Back when I was first playing invoker, and had a decent hold on the hero but needed some polishing, I played with a really toxic lc and earthshaker. I went for quas wex and ganked top with the generic emp+tornado into cold snap, but whoever I ganked was too tanky and didn't die from it. However, the two hadn't helped at ALL. They both had their ults up but decided to stay back and es popped a fissure, but that was it. Upon my failure to get the kill, they counter ganked with a tp and lc died, and they blamed it all on me. They proceeded to call me a noob and I didn't have a death until about 30 mins, and after that one death they both said I was a feeder and told everyone to report me. I just muted and proceeded to play, never ganked their lane and stayed away for the rest of the game.

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

May 25 2015 15:22 GMT

#26988

Jungle doom level six almost 13 minutes.

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

May 25 2015 15:36 GMT

#26989

Fuck. Doom. Holy shit that ability is fucking retarded every one of my deaths was from fucking doom.......

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1499788371

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

May 25 2015 17:18 GMT

#26990

I go 10-3-6 as jugs.

I still lose cause my team is retarded. I get the shit harassed out of me in lane cause my vengeful was awful. We dual lane but our pudge/undying lane somehow fails, who would of thought. Have the pudge vengful duo in mid lane sit on waves farming against the AM/Invoker with midas, Necrophos, Sven, batrider team. No smokes, no nothing.The undying that tower dives and gets scythed and then flames team. Cause we really want to dive a team with that much aoe, especially cause you didnt' go mek and never heal. And finally we get shitty useless sniper. Who wasn't counter picked, we he last picks it into the team that has 2 people who almost always go blink/batrider/sven, one person with a built in blink and an invoker who went blink too. Why would he think that's a good fucking idea.

blobrus

4297 Posts

May 25 2015 17:48 GMT

#26991

If I am by far the highest mmr on our team PLEASE listen to me when I tell you to rosh instead of diving.

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

May 25 2015 17:59 GMT

#26992

Nice, nice, I got muted because my teammates were flaming me. Nice.

ahswtini

Northern Ireland22208 Posts

May 25 2015 18:20 GMT

#26993

On May 26 2015 02:59 FHDH wrote:
Nice, nice, I got muted because my teammates were flaming me. Nice.

clearly u were flaming ur team the past 5 games

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

May 25 2015 18:21 GMT

#26994

On May 26 2015 03:20 ahswtini wrote:

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clearly u were flaming ur team the past 5 games

Not the case thx tho

nanaoei

3358 Posts

May 25 2015 18:57 GMT

#26995

by no means good at linguistics or even english, but I have a small issue with how people (read:casters) pronounce the 'sange' portion of the sny. at the very least, it's a little misinformed and for some reason I find it a little annoying when it's pronounced, "say-nj". I'm sorry if that's just nitpicking, but I want to make it known at the very least.
it reminds me of how we pronounced zealot back in starcraft 1 days.
"zee-lot" ring a bell?

the item in dota is a reference to an item in Phantasy Star Online where yasha and monkey king bar are also in the same vein. even if that were not the case, it's a pretty weebs name for an item and I can't see it being Romanization for anything other than a Japanese word.
in both cases, it'd be, "sa-n-ge". sa as in "pasta", or "san" like the sc2 player or the word meaning mountain. and ge, sort of like "gay" or "geh", unlike the letter "J" or how you'd begin to pronounce "gyrocopter".
similarly, yasha would be "yā-sha", the "a" is not pronounced like the one used in "apple".

it should probably feel like two (or three) syllables and not just one like in the first example. sorry, just wanted to put that out there.

Buckyman

1364 Posts

May 25 2015 20:27 GMT

#26996

What does it take to get a pub to actually pause? I don't know, but "tornado coming, need to take shelter" apparently means "unpause and win a teamfight while their teamfight specialist is running for his meatspace life".

Fortunately I was on a laptop so I could keep playing. Unfortunately, I didn't think to grab my mouse.

Tytansar

United Kingdom15 Posts

May 25 2015 20:33 GMT

#26997

down 700 mmr got to the point where people don't know how last hit :-) I hate dota solo matchmaking it is literal hell and mmr in no way represents your skill

Alur

Denmark3900 Posts

May 25 2015 21:10 GMT

#26998

On May 26 2015 05:27 Buckyman wrote:
What does it take to get a pub to actually pause? I don't know, but "tornado coming, need to take shelter" apparently means "unpause and win a teamfight while their teamfight specialist is running for his meatspace life".

Fortunately I was on a laptop so I could keep playing. Unfortunately, I didn't think to grab my mouse.

I'm sorry but that's pretty funny dude. Personally I'd think anyone pausing due to tornadoes was joking, afaik we don't really have a lot of "shelter level" tornadoes in Europe.