First pick Centaur and an ally picks WR and says they'll go offlane.. Acceptable so far. Other picks roll in and we need a lane support for our Medusa and the last guy picks fucking Huskar. So I decide to go jungle instead and let Huskar and WR dual lane to at least get our Medusa solo xp.

Everything's going fine and I finally manage to get some levels in, but Storm clears my fucking stacks and then asks me to go gank. It's now 15 mins, I'm underlevelled cause I had no lane, and no way to catch up cause fucking Storm took my jungle stacks... Well, maybe it'll work cause he at least has a faster Orchid.

Of course we get rolled over as the rest of the team tries to fight and they keep calling for me to help, when I am levels behind everybody and don't even have my Blink Dagger.

Oh and they blame me for losing the game lmao. Fuck this game, not even a week into 6.84 and I'm considering quitting again.

126Q;A1

Sweden517 Posts

May 04 2015 16:16 GMT

#26643

Russians, russians everywhere. The 3k comedy show is a never ending nightmare.

thewrld

United States34 Posts

May 04 2015 18:22 GMT

#26644

Been playing Tiny as he's my best hero by measures, decided to queue with my 300hr friend, we lose the game because their throne was at 20 HP and I die, but my teammates figured hitting the throne was not important. We lost the game as I died with buyback on cooldown. I was fuckin infuriated, seething even.

thewrld

United States34 Posts

May 04 2015 18:27 GMT

#26645

http://yasp.co/matches/1445641604 here's the match ID, bought octarine to TP more often, as I had to rat because we kept taking terrible fights. I'm willing to admit I didn't play my best but it stilled left a sour taste in my mouth.

thewrld

United States34 Posts

May 04 2015 18:32 GMT

#26646

http://yasp.co/matches/1443065372 Here's a match where I feel I played really well and carried us easily to victory. I know, my CS is poor but the way I play Tiny is hyper aggressive, and leads to me making a lot of space for my team to farm and push.

Sn0_Man

Tebellong44238 Posts

May 04 2015 18:33 GMT

#26647

Please edit previous posts to include any new information rather than posting 3 times in a row, especially when it's all on the same idea. Thanks.

SpiritoftheTunA

United States20903 Posts

May 04 2015 19:02 GMT

#26648

u n d y i n g is soooooo annoying to play against but i dont feel like playing him

and everyone in captains mode at my mmr has really strong stupid ideas about everything

Thetwinmasters

3578 Posts

May 04 2015 19:37 GMT

#26649

THIS FUCKING IO RELOCATED ME INTO ENEMY FOUNTAIN AFTER I BB AND WIPE THEM WOOO

DinoMight

United States3725 Posts

May 04 2015 19:44 GMT

#26650

Slark, Earthshaker, Venge (me) tri-lane against an offlane sniper/kotl.

We lose.

How hard is it to stand in the fucking woods, and stun the guy when he walks too far? Between 2 stuns and Slark's ability you'd think there is no way to lose this lane but Dota never ceases to amaze me with players who are "my skill level."

Also, how hard is it to get out of the way of KotL's fucking spell that he is constantly spamming? If anything, it makes our lane easier and denies Sniper farm. Instead these morons keep running into it and then getting picked off by Sniper as they try to engage him head on. Ugh.

hooahah

3752 Posts

May 04 2015 22:27 GMT

#26651

as if I ever needed any proof that the majority of dota players have some kind of brain damage, Alch being so popular is all the proof I could ever ask for.

The hero is still fucking dogshit. Sorry did I say dogshit, I meant he's fucking putrid. STOP FUCKING PLAYING HIM.

It's even worse if the Alch rushes Midas and then buys Aghs for someone else. Great, a useless #1. But at least that Alch is helping someone, my Alch from the last game, oh ho, no no - this guy broke some fucking records. Rushed Midas, got it at minute 13 because he was fucking awful, maxed the acid spray last and after dying multiple times because durr I better teamfight if it's minute 15 and the entire enemy team are teamfight heroes, buys...

GLIMMER CAPE FIRST. HE BOUGHT A FUCKING GLIMMER CAPE FIRST, AT MINUTE 20.

...looking at the dotabuff match, it would appear that he was the (by far) lower skilled person from the 2stack he was with. Which boggles the mind since his friend (mid QoP) was pretty fucking shit too.

sigh

blobrus

4297 Posts

May 04 2015 22:34 GMT

#26652

Troll Sniper era ends and now IF overbuffs Ursa. The hero is fucking ridiculous and it shouldn't take more than 2 days to realize. IF doesn't know how to make a good patch anymore tbh.

ahswtini

Northern Ireland22208 Posts

May 04 2015 22:50 GMT

#26653

the games where you know u have lost at draft are the worst

Thetwinmasters

3578 Posts

May 04 2015 23:00 GMT

#26654

On May 05 2015 07:34 blobrus wrote:
Troll Sniper era ends and now IF overbuffs Ursa. The hero is fucking ridiculous and it shouldn't take more than 2 days to realize. IF doesn't know how to make a good patch anymore tbh.

How is ursa overbuffed? You just kite him like old patch and win.

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

May 05 2015 01:07 GMT

#26655

When peopel compalin about ksing a hero with Nyx WHEN YOU DO 75%-100% OF THE DAMAGE TO THAT HERO. Im sorry I carried your dumbasses and incinerate the person you complain about ksing.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1448408764

blobrus

4297 Posts

May 05 2015 01:09 GMT

#26656

On May 05 2015 08:00 Thetwinmasters wrote:

Show nested quote +

How is ursa overbuffed? You just kite him like old patch and win.

Idk i believe he has a skill that allows you to instantly blow anyone up while taking essentially no damage on top of being able to take rosh easily at 4 minutes. Higher winrate than troll from last patch. The hero is absolutely bullshit.

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

May 05 2015 01:54 GMT

#26657

So I'm finally learning QoP and the first game I totally destroy the other team and the second game I'm against storm weaver nightstalker lion troll (bashlord ofc) with guys on my team who have no concept of coordination and fuck my life.

SpiritoftheTunA

United States20903 Posts

May 05 2015 05:24 GMT

#26658

people who 4th and 5th pick 4th and 5th cores who dont deserve to win but win anywya because the other team is somehow worse

feels so dirty i need a shower

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

May 05 2015 06:19 GMT

#26659

QoP game 3: against Silencer mid and have a brostack who never warded inside EITHER of our jungles. Not one time. We won, but fuck those guys.

Also they DEMANDED 2v2 with an Undying on the other team despite my recommendation we go aggro tri. Our safelane got owned, duh.

[e] AGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHH

Oppo picks Naga so I tell a guy to pick Jakiro so we can kill towers faster than she can come online and he fucking skills liquid fire only at level 6 after I tell him HEY THAT'S YOUR BEST SPELL PLEASE SKILL THAT and then he STILL caps it last and by the way why can't anyone ward IN a jungle when I ask them to ward IN a jungle

bdonballer

United States408 Posts

May 05 2015 07:56 GMT

#26660

On May 05 2015 15:19 FHDH wrote:
and by the way why can't anyone ward IN a jungle when I ask them to ward IN a jungle

Sometimes you just gotta suck it up and spend that 75 gold and do it yourself. Cuz you know a good percentage of the time they won't help at all. That 75 gold is value for the amount of safe farm you can secure for yourself.