Fuck my fucking shitty ass fuycking net holy fuck is it bad god fucking damnit I really hopei ys just having a bad night and not fucking getting progressively shittier like it has been for the past year or im gonna fucking explode this shit is anal cancer fuck being poor and having to use our landlords shitty net.

Laserist

Turkey4269 Posts

May 01 2015 23:08 GMT

#26603

I missed the point when PA considered even remotely balanced.

Xxazn4lyfe51xX

United States976 Posts

May 02 2015 00:19 GMT

#26604

I random tree, our offlane picks kotl. Our mid invoker goes, fuck pick someone useful. We lost. He decides to afk in fountain for first 5 minutes. Meanwhile, our tree kotl dual offlane is 6-1 against the wisp AM dual lane. Too bad our invoker is afk and the enemy slark has a freefarm lane. We lose despite completely suppressing the AM because the slark was completely unchecked...

acker

United States2958 Posts

May 02 2015 03:01 GMT

#26605

Enemy Drow deliberately feeds our team. Friendly Enchantress outfeeds Drow unintentionally.

How does this even happen?

Weird

United States832 Posts

May 02 2015 07:15 GMT

#26606

Playing against Alchemist makes me a sad panda.

Drazerk

United Kingdom31255 Posts

May 02 2015 08:44 GMT

#26607

On May 02 2015 12:01 acker wrote:
Enemy Drow deliberately feeds our team. Friendly Enchantress outfeeds Drow unintentionally.

How does this even happen?

If it was low priority thats the standard

Go to feed enemy team
One guy on our team tries
Our dude ends up winning because other team loses with 60 kill advantage T_T

1nobody

Czech Republic2040 Posts

May 02 2015 10:24 GMT

#26608

Bristle in this patch is a joke...

Irratonalys

Germany902 Posts

May 02 2015 10:39 GMT

#26609

we are 15 - 2 in the lead at 15 minutes, our void rushes moonshards , when i look at his inventory 10 minutes later he just has phaseboots, mask of madness. "i accidentaly clicked" proceeds to not buy anything while we all have 3 major items at least. get stomped by the enemy 4 carry lineup.

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

May 02 2015 10:50 GMT

#26610

God I love it when people tell me how to play my most-played hero because they disagree with my spell selection. Ez mute, ez life.

xAdra

Singapore1858 Posts

May 02 2015 13:43 GMT

#26611

Managed to arrange a trade for the NS immortal, and then I realize the Dota 2 giftwrapping system is broken atm

all I get is and "Error" notification without any explanation. Anyone else has this problem?

TRAP[yoo]

Hungary6026 Posts

May 02 2015 14:10 GMT

#26612

i had 0 good games since the new version is out

edit: flamers and 20min stomps make me sad

DinoMight

United States3725 Posts

May 02 2015 14:17 GMT

#26613

On May 02 2015 19:50 FHDH wrote:
God I love it when people tell me how to play my most-played hero because they disagree with my spell selection. Ez mute, ez life.

Me: "doesn't LC usually get blink?"

LC: "dont you usually play your own games?"

Of course, we lost. Turns out running up to someone and dueling them isn't exactly viable.

DinoMight

United States3725 Posts

May 02 2015 14:18 GMT

#26614

On May 02 2015 23:10 TRAP[yoo] wrote:
i had 0 good games since the new version is out

edit: flamers and 20min stomps make me sad

Yes, I haven't won a single game since this patch. QQ.

Kabras

Romania3508 Posts

May 02 2015 15:13 GMT

#26615

doesn't matter how hard i win my lane or how well i play, it doesn't matter. lost 400 mmr in 2 weeks cause of monkey team alone, safe lane can't last hit, offlane feeds. i don't even have the energy to rage anymore, i'm done with this shit. fuck you volvo and ur shit ass hidden mmr. gonna go play a game where the developer doesn't decide who wins and who loses. most likely a 1v1 game.

Asvhald

Spain199 Posts

May 02 2015 17:46 GMT

#26616

Calling the aberration Dota 2 has "matchmaking" is an insult to all decent matchmaking systems. "Matchfixing" would be a more suitable term for that piece of crap.

r_con

United States824 Posts

May 02 2015 19:58 GMT

#26617

So many people returning because of 6.84 and they are so out of practice and just want mid and just feed. Yes I understand you haven't played in months..... but why are you going mid on your first game in months?

ahswtini

Northern Ireland22208 Posts

May 02 2015 21:10 GMT

#26618

2 games

2 jungling syllabears

2 stomps cuz we're 4v5

please make solo q actual solo q

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

May 02 2015 21:28 GMT

#26619

On May 03 2015 06:10 ahswtini wrote:
2 games

2 jungling syllabears

2 stomps cuz we're 4v5

please make solo q actual solo q

I don't think I've had a game without a jungler yet this patch.

iaretehnoob

Sweden741 Posts

May 02 2015 21:38 GMT

#26620

2 games

2 snipers

2 stomps cuz we're 4v5

T_T

How hard can it be to not go to the safelane (or pick sniper), when other people have already picked their heroes and indicated lanes. First game he just forced our luna to offlane. 2nd game I was suddenly playing venge mid, after buying support items and feeding first blood.