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StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
August 13 2012 02:14 GMT
#141
On August 13 2012 10:21 Apollo_Shards wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2012 10:14 ArvickHero wrote:
On August 13 2012 10:02 Eufouria wrote:
On August 13 2012 09:47 IntoTheheart wrote:
On August 13 2012 09:45 IPA wrote:
On August 13 2012 09:07 writer22816 wrote:
Yeah sadly this isn't funny at all for those who have read the original thread



Things can never ever be revived because the internet is serious business. Early adopters only.


They could've at least changed a couple small things around.

Changing anything other than the names would have ruined it because it just wouldn't have been as funny as the original.

maybe the OP could've, i dunno, come up with something more original? After all, SC2 fans have always yapped about how SC2 isn't BW and doesn't have to be like BW, so why don't you guys try to make up your own jokes too while you're at it.

I'm not going to be surprised if someone posts a joke thread in a few months titled "I found the way that a merine beat a swarm host"


Im not going to be surprised in a few months when people start making fun of the really bitter BW fans.


As if the new guys are any better?

You want to pick at some bones then you might as well pick the whole skeleton.

Personally I think you all need to lighten up a bit.
ArvickHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
10387 Posts
August 13 2012 02:16 GMT
#142
I suppose it comes down to personal views on artistic integrity.

What annoys me most is that it got featured. Of all the threads I have ever seen shown up in the Spotlight, I would say this is the weakest of them all in almost all aspects. To me, this really lowers the standard, which is a shame.
Writerptrk
ODKStevez
Profile Joined February 2011
Ireland1225 Posts
August 13 2012 02:20 GMT
#143
Haha, I was wondering what this was gonna be when I read the title xD
Luppa <3
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
August 13 2012 02:23 GMT
#144
This was a hilarious homage to the original, nice work. Great timing Shame too many butthurt people have to shit up the thread.
thug life.                                                       MVP/ex-
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
August 13 2012 02:26 GMT
#145
On August 13 2012 11:16 ArvickHero wrote:
I suppose it comes down to personal views on artistic integrity.

What annoys me most is that it got featured. Of all the threads I have ever seen shown up in the Spotlight, I would say this is the weakest of them all in almost all aspects. To me, this really lowers the standard, which is a shame.

Here's an exact copy of your posts in this thread: "Guys i think we should have no fun"
ArvickHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
10387 Posts
August 13 2012 02:30 GMT
#146
On August 13 2012 11:26 nttea wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2012 11:16 ArvickHero wrote:
I suppose it comes down to personal views on artistic integrity.

What annoys me most is that it got featured. Of all the threads I have ever seen shown up in the Spotlight, I would say this is the weakest of them all in almost all aspects. To me, this really lowers the standard, which is a shame.

Here's an exact copy of your posts in this thread: "Guys i think we should have no fun"

"Be nice to people"
Writerptrk
Apollo_Shards
Profile Joined February 2011
1210 Posts
August 13 2012 02:42 GMT
#147
On August 13 2012 11:16 ArvickHero wrote:
I suppose it comes down to personal views on artistic integrity.

What annoys me most is that it got featured. Of all the threads I have ever seen shown up in the Spotlight, I would say this is the weakest of them all in almost all aspects. To me, this really lowers the standard, which is a shame.


Artistic integrity on a meme?
Oh dear lord...
Jaedong, sOs, avilo, MaSa, Oprah
garlicface
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada4196 Posts
August 13 2012 02:44 GMT
#148
On August 13 2012 11:26 nttea wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2012 11:16 ArvickHero wrote:
I suppose it comes down to personal views on artistic integrity.

What annoys me most is that it got featured. Of all the threads I have ever seen shown up in the Spotlight, I would say this is the weakest of them all in almost all aspects. To me, this really lowers the standard, which is a shame.

Here's an exact copy of your posts in this thread: "Guys i think we should have no fun"

"ir's a shitty thread and an even shittier spotlight"
#TeamBuLba
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9169 Posts
August 13 2012 02:45 GMT
#149
Oh man this was a good take on a blast from the past, I like it.
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
SHOOG
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States1639 Posts
August 13 2012 02:48 GMT
#150
This was pretty darn funny!
N.geNuity
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States5112 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-13 02:56:09
August 13 2012 02:55 GMT
#151
is any sc2 zerg player well known for zergling/baneling play? maybe kyrix (but he's retired or not active)? maybe life (I heard he likes to 6 pool)?

would be greatly appreciated
iu, seungah, yura, taeyeon, hyosung, lizzy, suji, sojin, jia, ji eun, eunji, soya, younha, jiyeon, fiestar, sinb, jung myung hoon godtier. BW FOREVERR
TemujinGK
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States483 Posts
August 13 2012 02:58 GMT
#152
On August 13 2012 11:55 N.geNuity wrote:
is any sc2 zerg player well known for zergling/baneling play? maybe kyrix (but he's retired or not active)? maybe life (I heard he likes to 6 pool)?

would be greatly appreciated


I'm really missing something...I know this is some inside joke that I'm not a part of, but on the off chance you're serious:

HyuN is definitely known for his ling-bane play.

...

God i hope i'm not missing something.
"Pikachu and Protoss are both yellow, Coincidence?" ~apexMorroW
Gosi
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Sweden9072 Posts
August 13 2012 03:05 GMT
#153
On August 13 2012 11:55 N.geNuity wrote:
is any sc2 zerg player well known for zergling/baneling play? maybe kyrix (but he's retired or not active)? maybe life (I heard he likes to 6 pool)?

would be greatly appreciated

LosirA is the king of banelings.
[13:40] <Qbek> gosi i dreanmt about you
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
August 13 2012 03:09 GMT
#154
what's up wih the typo in the title, is it intentionnal or?
o choro é livre
LuckyMacro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1482 Posts
August 13 2012 03:14 GMT
#155
These three new terrans need their own fanclubs!
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12700 Posts
August 13 2012 03:15 GMT
#156
On August 13 2012 10:14 ArvickHero wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2012 10:02 Eufouria wrote:
On August 13 2012 09:47 IntoTheheart wrote:
On August 13 2012 09:45 IPA wrote:
On August 13 2012 09:07 writer22816 wrote:
Yeah sadly this isn't funny at all for those who have read the original thread



Things can never ever be revived because the internet is serious business. Early adopters only.


They could've at least changed a couple small things around.

Changing anything other than the names would have ruined it because it just wouldn't have been as funny as the original.

maybe the OP could've, i dunno, come up with something more original? After all, SC2 fans have always yapped about how SC2 isn't BW and doesn't have to be like BW, so why don't you guys try to make up your own jokes too while you're at it.

I'm not going to be surprised if someone posts a joke thread in a few months titled "I found the way that a merine beat a swarm host"

this is stupid.
Are you really going to make this into a SC2 vs BW argument?

It's a good joke, people liked the original and it got a renewed one for TEAMLIQUID.
We do have our own jokes, you probably just don't know.

Lighten up, credit is given with the original's link and OP's name.
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
N.geNuity
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States5112 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-13 03:34:27
August 13 2012 03:31 GMT
#157
On August 13 2012 11:58 TemujinGK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2012 11:55 N.geNuity wrote:
is any sc2 zerg player well known for zergling/baneling play? maybe kyrix (but he's retired or not active)? maybe life (I heard he likes to 6 pool)?

would be greatly appreciated


I'm really missing something...I know this is some inside joke that I'm not a part of, but on the off chance you're serious:

HyuN is definitely known for his ling-bane play.

...

God i hope i'm not missing something.


DeMuslim gets Hyun Ko Sucked a love story by NgeNuity

the GSTL S3 final match between SlayerS-EG and TSL ended almost as soon as it began. TSL were on fire, even Demuslim couldnt deny it, who was Ko Seok'd off in the last set. The reign of TSL had begun. Backstage at the event after party demuslim met with the players to snap some photos with the fellow finalists; demuslim put his hand on hyun's shoulder "oye governor, pose just like this please with me" he cackled in a digusting limy accent ."Aaah okay" Hyun said nervously. Hyun looked sheepish and awkward, like a shy child.--his handsome face and slim body were deceiving. Hyun wasn't much of a lady's man. The silly englishman looked Hyun in the eye and said "oye that's great just like this then." HyuN complied with every absurd demand the foreigner progamer threw at him. Demuslim was impressed with how natural and obedient he was, just like a Queen being the bitch to a hatchery. Soon, dirty thoughts started to brew in his mind. So submissive. He was probably a virgin. He had a thing or two to teach him.

"Oye Hyun, what are you doing after this" he asked. "I suppose nothing, I don't really need to practice after today's win, I'm kind of hungry. I might go somewhere to eat". "Oye my god let me cook something for you. Long live the queen!" he screamed at the top of his lungs. Hyun was frightened by the loud englishmen, and agreed to eat his cooking lest he eat him. They arrived at his apartment soon afterward and DeMuslim led Hyun into the bedroom. "I thought you were going to cook" said the shy zerg "oye British can't cook, what are you thinking boy? Demuslim yodeled at him. He took out a whip and demanded Hyun strip nude. Hyun smirked "So, you think you can sexually dominate me?"

"Salty Crisps and Monty Python!" Demuslim shouted. Hyun opened his mouth from which 200 ling/baneling with +1 carapace poured forth, Demuslim gasped and tried to run but the small critters pinned him down ,ate his clothes, and exploded all over him. "Time to Ko Seok me you limy bitch" Hyun sneered. Hyun immediately researched his pelvic thrust attack speed upgrade at the spawning pool and set to make short work of Demuslim's rancid pudding pool. "HYUNNNN'd" he bellowed into the night sky as he smacked DeMuslim's crusty butt cheeks as hard as he could. Demuslim screamed and cried "noo I love forgg." "LOL forgg sucks ass you bitch" hyun whispered romantically into his ear as he worked his anus like a mutalisk works an scv patch.

He hyunnn'd him for hours on end until Taeja was outside and heard Demuslim's bellows from within the apartment. He built some barracks and broke Hyun like in the ESV weekly and Hyun died and Demuslim thanked taeja and asked where forgg was and taeja said "LOL I dont know. who cares forgg sucks I 3-1'd him ezpz ASUS ROG" and then demuslim killed himself and NgeNuity married TheBest.

The End

amidoing this right?
oh "homage" to DoctorHelvetica: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=106468

would make it a separate thread but don't want it accidentally spotlighted. Things that are just copy pasted aren't funny.
iu, seungah, yura, taeyeon, hyosung, lizzy, suji, sojin, jia, ji eun, eunji, soya, younha, jiyeon, fiestar, sinb, jung myung hoon godtier. BW FOREVERR
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
August 13 2012 03:34 GMT
#158
Hyun just doesn't fit as well as Kwanroll, I'm afraid.

Ah, what the hell, we might as well dust off all the old threads anyway. As long as people know the original references, quit yer bitchin'.
Jeremy Reimer
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada1113 Posts
August 13 2012 03:43 GMT
#159
Awesome.
"Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere." -- Carl Sagan
Shebuha
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1335 Posts
August 13 2012 03:44 GMT
#160
For some reason threads seem to be a lot less funny when they include:
- copy/paste from an original
- "Credit to..."
- "Btw this thread is a joke, just making sure you know that."

Teamtaeja.net is hilarious though.
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