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DeMuslim gets Hyun Ko Sucked a love story by NgeNuity

the GSTL S3 final match between SlayerS-EG and TSL ended almost as soon as it began. TSL were on fire, even Demuslim couldnt deny it, who was Ko Seok'd off in the last set. The reign of TSL had begun. Backstage at the event after party demuslim met with the players to snap some photos with the fellow finalists; demuslim put his hand on hyun's shoulder "oye governor, pose just like this please with me" he cackled in a digusting limy accent ."Aaah okay" Hyun said nervously. Hyun looked sheepish and awkward, like a shy child.--his handsome face and slim body were deceiving. Hyun wasn't much of a lady's man. The silly englishman looked Hyun in the eye and said "oye that's great just like this then." HyuN complied with every absurd demand the foreigner progamer threw at him. Demuslim was impressed with how natural and obedient he was, just like a Queen being the bitch to a hatchery. Soon, dirty thoughts started to brew in his mind. So submissive. He was probably a virgin. He had a thing or two to teach him.

"Oye Hyun, what are you doing after this" he asked. "I suppose nothing, I don't really need to practice after today's win, I'm kind of hungry. I might go somewhere to eat". "Oye my god let me cook something for you. Long live the queen!" he screamed at the top of his lungs. Hyun was frightened by the loud englishmen, and agreed to eat his cooking lest he eat him. They arrived at his apartment soon afterward and DeMuslim led Hyun into the bedroom. "I thought you were going to cook" said the shy zerg "oye British can't cook, what are you thinking boy? Demuslim yodeled at him. He took out a whip and demanded Hyun strip nude. Hyun smirked "So, you think you can sexually dominate me?"

"Salty Crisps and Monty Python!" Demuslim shouted. Hyun opened his mouth from which 200 ling/baneling with +1 carapace poured forth, Demuslim gasped and tried to run but the small critters pinned him down ,ate his clothes, and exploded all over him. "Time to Ko Seok me you limy bitch" Hyun sneered. Hyun immediately researched his pelvic thrust attack speed upgrade at the spawning pool and set to make short work of Demuslim's rancid pudding pool. "HYUNNNN'd" he bellowed into the night sky as he smacked DeMuslim's crusty butt cheeks as hard as he could. Demuslim screamed and cried "noo I love forgg." "LOL forgg sucks ass you bitch" hyun whispered romantically into his ear as he worked his anus like a mutalisk works an scv patch.

He hyunnn'd him for hours on end until Taeja was outside and heard Demuslim's bellows from within the apartment. He built some barracks and broke Hyun like in the ESV weekly and Hyun died and Demuslim thanked taeja and asked where forgg was and taeja said "LOL I dont know. who cares forgg sucks I 3-1'd him ezpz ASUS ROG" and then demuslim killed himself and NgeNuity married TheBest.

The End

amidoing this right?
oh "homage" to DoctorHelvetica: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=106468

would make it a separate thread but don't want it accidentally spotlighted. Things that are just copy pasted aren't funny.