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NeverGG/Kwanro in love 4ever

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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 26 2009 01:57 GMT
#1
So for those of you who don't know, NeverGG apparently had a sexy dream about Kwanro which horrified her as a woongjin anti-fan. As a doctor of love, I did my best to show her the error of her ways, that her subconscious desires must be fulfilled for her to find true happiness.

On November 19 2009 13:52 NeverGG wrote:
I got Kwanrolled ;_; (and we weren't playing SC at the time.) FML.



Read about NeverGG's destiny

So in order to show her just how romantic her life could be, I wrote a beautiful story about her and her true love Kwanro and narrarated it. She apparently liked it, so I wonder what the rest of TL thinks.

Hear the beautiful story




****
RIP Aaliyah
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-26 02:06:24
November 26 2009 02:03 GMT
#2
LOL wtf omg can't believe I'm listening to this

edit: LOL THE ACCENT HAHAHAHAahahaha

o my god this is so funny

this is so amazing

british references are amazing

o my god... jesus HAHAHAHHAHHAAH this is so amazing

LOL WTF ZERGLINGS

LOL PELVIC THRUST ATTACK SPEED

oh god this ... omfg

sunken broke kwanro HAHAHHAHAA LOOLLLL

WTF? You win life this made no sense at all but was brilliant at the same time
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Cu(oCo)
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Italy358 Posts
November 26 2009 02:04 GMT
#3
my understand of spoken english is poor so i couldnt enjoy the story but i lol'd reading the destiny link
Goons? just vulture toys 휴.휴
numLoCK
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1416 Posts
November 26 2009 02:11 GMT
#4
Oh brilliant.
Your take on "NeverGG" and her voice is absolutely spot on.
I love you.
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
November 26 2009 02:13 GMT
#5
On November 26 2009 11:11 numLoCK wrote:
Oh brilliant.
Your take on "NeverGG" and her voice is absolutely spot on.
I love you.


Which is odd because I'm not from South England at all. ILU Doctor, you made me laugh so hard doing this. I'm never going to be able to look Kwanro in the face ever again without giggling.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
spydernoob
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada1066 Posts
November 26 2009 02:19 GMT
#6
lol sooooo vulgar. pretty funny
wraiths go pew pew
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
November 26 2009 02:24 GMT
#7
"He kwanrolled her for hours." haha
Nice job dude, this was pretty funny.
Sullifam
EvilSky
Profile Joined March 2006
Czech Republic548 Posts
November 26 2009 02:25 GMT
#8
worked her clit like a mutalisk works an scv batch hahah, that was a great line man
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
November 26 2009 02:29 GMT
#9
wtf lol
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Phelix
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1931 Posts
November 26 2009 02:31 GMT
#10
This made my day! So funny, especially the PELVIC THRUST upgrade!
Venture Capital is better off spent on lottery tickets rather than investing in E-Sports; you'll get a far better return. The difference is simple: Koreans are tryharding at the game, foreigners are tryharding in real-life.
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
November 26 2009 02:38 GMT
#11
That was funny until the end where it sounded like a 2 year old did it.
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
November 26 2009 02:39 GMT
#12
LOL xD
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
ahole-surprise
Profile Joined August 2007
United States813 Posts
November 26 2009 02:51 GMT
#13
Hahaha oh man

By the way, if NeverGG's voice sounds anything like that, I'm turned on,
Pulp can move, baby!
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
November 26 2009 02:56 GMT
#14
LOL, after about halfway it gets awesome.
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
November 26 2009 02:58 GMT
#15
should have used autotune and made it into a romantic love song
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Tom Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1114 Posts
November 26 2009 02:58 GMT
#16
Why was Pikachu not mentioned in all of this?!?!?!
You and your "5 years of competitive RTS experience" can take a hike. - FrozenArbiter
John49ers
Profile Joined May 2009
United States237 Posts
November 26 2009 02:59 GMT
#17
On November 26 2009 11:51 ahole-surprise wrote:
Hahaha oh man

By the way, if NeverGG's voice sounds anything like that, I'm turned on,


lol
“The beauty of Bill's system was that there was always a place to go with the ball, ... I was the mailman, just delivering people's mail, and there were all kinds of houses to go to.”-Joe Montana
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
November 26 2009 03:07 GMT
#18
British accent for the win.

Loved it.

5/5
Writer
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
November 26 2009 03:12 GMT
#19
OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HEARING THIS >_<
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
November 26 2009 03:12 GMT
#20
that was beautiful DoctorHelvetica

just beautiful *sniff*
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
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