Ended up getting bounced through a few queue's tonight due to people dodging, with the same douche right below me in champ select, I called jungle every time and he would call top. When he wouldn't get top or mid he's autolock a jungle and when I would bring up how big of a dick move that was he'd just tell me to grow up or some shit.

I close out of queue durring one dodge bounce and reque so I can get on a team that doesn't have this scumbag.

Once back in I managed to get my jungle and suddenly I see in the enemy loading screen that the scumbag from my other queues was put on the opposite side as top.

We took a huge early advantage of about 15 kills, which prompts our leona and ez to roam into hte enemy's warded jungle about 3 times and our team getting aced just as many. They baron, and it's probably gg, Ez and Leona are constantly shouting at me saying it's my fault we're losing because I can't ulti properly (I'm nunu). I mute them, and continue to build more supporty as Leona decided to go hard tank.

We somehow manage to come back by aceing them 3 more times in our base, me keeping blood boil on ez without a break for a solid 10 minute stretch till I die finishing with us busting their nexus with under 3 bars of health each, other team's Kennen (scumbag top lane) bitches about how bad his team is. I reply: "you deserve it"

Idk, felt good to beat a scumbag's team.

Deleted User 101379

4849 Posts

July 10 2012 06:29 GMT

#883

I go into normal blind pick to practice irelia after trying her in some bot matches, pick irelia but like any good mannered player i don't lock. Another guy picks and locks fiora without saying a word. I switch to ashe, jungle, mid and insta-lock top are taken, last guy doesn't pick forever... and then picks rumble.

Great start.

Game starts, fiora doesn't move at all. We move to cover the jungler at blue, fiora still not moving. At 1:30 i tell rumble to go top since fiora is afk. I play solo against darius&ez who bully me out of a lot of CS but i manage to only give away one kill.
Somewhere between 5 and 10 minutes Fiora is diconnected from the game without ever having moved but we manage to stay even to the opponents even 4v5. We even managed some successful teamfights and while catching some opponents running around on their own my ult arrow lasthit opponents twice from the spawn across the map which greatly increased team morale - after all you can't really complain about killsteal when the arrow flew 5s, so everyone just had a good laugh.

25 minutes in, Fiora reconnects and says "Sorry, bad connection". Team yells at her to leave because with level 1 she just gets 1-shotted. She doesn't leave and farms the lanes, overextends and gets 1-shotted. We mostly ignore her and continue to farm the opponents whenever they are out of position.

Then somehow we still manage to ace the enemy team, my arrow stunning them in place, amumu bandage-tossing in for the follow-up ult while all the time kennens ult does a ton of damage. After that rumble and i clean up the 25% health opponents one by one. After that we just pushed through the inhibitor tower, then nexus towers and killed the nexus.

TL;DR: Won 4v5. Stole kills from 3000 distance away.

MindBreaker

United States574 Posts

July 10 2012 16:53 GMT

#884

gotta love dat nunu

R04R

United States1631 Posts

July 10 2012 19:30 GMT

#885

Level 5 lol

MindBreaker

United States574 Posts

July 10 2012 20:16 GMT

#886

My smurf

VirgilSC2

United States6151 Posts

July 10 2012 21:07 GMT

#887

On July 11 2012 05:16 MindBreaker wrote:
My smurf

Dude.....you were trash talking on a level 5 smurf.....

That's just awful.

EDIT: And you're 3-5

How does that even happen?

Perplex

United States1693 Posts

July 10 2012 21:13 GMT

#888

Leveling up my smurf.. I get like a quadra or penta kills every other game. It's not even fun, I always apologize and tell them they're not bad players and this probably won't happen to them again

on the bright side, it's nice to see how much i've improved from summoner level 14....

419

Russian Federation3632 Posts

July 10 2012 21:13 GMT

#889

On July 11 2012 01:53 MindBreaker wrote:

gotta love dat nunu

I am immortalizing this post in case there is shame-induced editing.

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

July 10 2012 23:02 GMT

#890

I just won a game 5-0 or something as kayle. But then I went to see my lane opponent's wins and only saw two, so I gave him some advice on laning against me. Don't take free harass at early levels. trade with burst at level 3, and you can win at level 6. You actually can't against kayle, but morde vs kayle should be relatively even, and what I said applies for all other ranged champions who build like a carry.

I just don't get how someone can be level 30 and not know about kayle's slow and E damage.

Team scores were something like 8-11 or 11-8 but because I ganked mid, hurt riven, and had free farm, I could severely reduce the ability of jungle riven and mid TF to farm, and slowed TF's snowball. With tele I could afford to gank even against a morde's pushing power. Finally, since I pushed so many creep waves to tower, annie just decided to take it, letting me roam around so after a few kills we could take the other two tower, and then dragon. I feel bad. Like I just pubstomped.

A level 14 beating level 5's isn't a big deal. That's like saying a 2nd grader being in the same contest as a kindergardener is bad. There's a huge variance in skill at those levels, and many smurfs. Just don't say that crap about baddies.

I did like my decision making though. I didn't attack a tower early on. It allowed me to zone morde while not killing him. It also allowed me to get my items earlier, help the lanes more, and still come back in time to not miss too much cs.
I decided to get doran's and full damage when I realized I would get fed and need to be the carry on the team.

To be fair I think my team's annie was a newb too. I think of annie as a newb champ. Possible the kogmaw as well.

HazMat

United States17077 Posts

July 10 2012 23:06 GMT

#891

On July 11 2012 05:16 MindBreaker wrote:
My smurf

When you going to MLG.

Stancel

Singapore15360 Posts

July 10 2012 23:14 GMT

#892

Posting this because I managed to not suck with my first game of Warwick, having experienced teammates helped a lot

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HazMat

United States17077 Posts

July 11 2012 00:39 GMT

#893

That Maokai blue himself it seems.

sylverfyre

United States8298 Posts

July 11 2012 00:42 GMT

#894

On July 11 2012 08:14 DoNotDisturb wrote:
Posting this because I managed to not suck with my first game of Warwick, having experienced teammates helped a lot

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Not bad, though I find Triforce > Frozen Mallet when you're at that point in the game. You're already the bossiest of boss chasers anyway.

HazMat

United States17077 Posts

July 11 2012 00:45 GMT

#895

I disagree, especially with how little hp he had. He had sick armor and MR but FM was his only hp item. And don't underestimate the mallet slow.

Zhiroo

Kosovo2724 Posts

July 11 2012 09:58 GMT

#896

Hardcore carrying. Pretty much Teemo and Kassa were getting shat on during lane.

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Sufficiency

Canada23833 Posts

July 11 2012 11:57 GMT

#897

EDIT: better picture?
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Carried so hard as... Caitlyn?

She is like the only AD carry I can properly play and it's rare to carry this hard as Caitlyn...

nmbr

United States79 Posts

July 11 2012 23:55 GMT

#898

THIS JUST IN:

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LVL 30, BITCHES

Game was won solely by the combined chase-down-and-rape powers of double Shurelya's/Ori speed boost/Alistar/Malphite ult. That, and an enemy support-Jax w/ Gunblade, lol.

Now I'm a real human being. A real hero.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

July 12 2012 10:13 GMT

#899

You were quick to reach 30, did you use some xp boosts?

Lmui

Canada6223 Posts

July 12 2012 10:30 GMT

#900

Blah, looking at my match history, ARAM actually sucks for anyone who's in my game if I get Cassiopeia, Orianna, karthus, Ryze, Ziggs or any AD carry. I generally a little above even with all bruisers but holy crap, 17-4-22 on AD sona. I realize that the reason people play ARAM is that they're not particularly good at the game but like playing. I shudder to think of what people better than me can do in ARAMs. I'm ~1700 level with my best AP carries, ~1600 with every other champion and I will steamroll most teams. It's random so matchmaking wouldn't help all too much but people but 6/10 people doing recommended items builds is eye opening.