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On March 26 2015 19:51 I_Love_Bacon wrote:
Wow. Win or lose the amount of fucking saltiness, crying, and raging my teams have had the last couple of days is insane. I don't get why people can't just shut the fuck up and play.
More of the same today. Won every game I played but that didn't stop there from being douchebags on my team + enemy team just bitching or complaining or crying all game. I don't get it, is it Spring Break this week for fucking highschoolers and shit? It's absurd, calm the fuck down and play your damn game.
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I hate ghostblade so fucking much.Why does an item that all ad assassins build have crit?Getting crit in 5 out of 5 zed ults is just so fucking retarded.You don't even get to play the game...
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I stun Blitz that just walks up like he's gonna do something, Graves walks into Kalista+Blitz, "fak you taric I wont folow your calls now"... proceeds to fight badly all the time and raging at the team, finally ragequits.
I feel like I'm really accomplishing something when I win ranked games, because it's not totally random and does not depend on there not being 1 or more assholes/idiots on the losing team.
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How's matchmaking RNG treating everyone?
Remember even the best challenger players will have to lose 35-40% of their games to keep baddies/trolls/afkers in their place (or it could be incompatible playstyles/picks, or you simply got outmatched by too many non-retards on the enemy team). Why do you think it takes so many games to reach your true elo in team games?
Also remember to keep pretending to play in the games you are supposed to lose/trainwrecks (comebacks? lol not a chance if enemy team isn't dumb enough to throw and your team has shit scaling and still feeding) so leaverbuster can't tag you with low priority queue. You can try to be productive and open another window for porn at least.
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so fucking sick of high plat mmr. makes me want to just toss my computer
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So this is URF, but sad anyways:
Playing tank Veigar, so I'm full built by like 10 minutes and can 1-shot their AP's. My team is awful. At around 30 minutes (I have like 800 AP from farming), I assassinate the enemy LB, then we fight 4v5 in which I then delete the enemy Lux before she can click a single spell. My team manages to lose the fight then the game. I don't even know how.
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playing the leona/graves botlane, wrecking face since the enemy sona is an E magnet
we're like 5/0 combined up a hilarious amount of CS. good right?
doesn't fucking matter when my fucking malz is 0/8 vs yasuo. 0/8. malz still has mid tower and apparently desperately wants to keep his mid tower up, and the enemy team is using it as a retard magnet to get malz to come to lane by not destroying it. our trynd is 0/4 and eating shit from repeated mumu ganks
malz predictably gets murdered by yasuo, yasuo + mumu execute the inevitable 4 man botlane gank and proceed to dominate the rest of the game
malz says nothing during game and leaves immediately after FF. i guess that's better than what i expected, which was blaming the rest of the team for not helping him mid or some shit, but he doesn't say anything like announcing summoner spell usage and plants zero wards when he's down so much. like can you at least try to help with something if you are gonna be useless
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Funniest thing I've seen someone say in LoL in quite a while.
Ali, myself, and Ashe were posturing around dragon because our full mana full hp Ahri had just backed 5 seconds before dragon spawned. Ashe was hiding or afking in the banana brush behind the pit. Ali and I were between bot lane and the pit because we didn't have any wards around mid lane. Suddenly, Ashe flanks from behind and hits only Graves with her ult. I said fuck it and dove for Graves; he promptly used flash and quickdraw to escape. Yi, Maokai, and Malphite dog pile onto Ashe and she instantly explodes. I said Ashe's positioning was bad for the teamfight(more like completely fucking retarded). But this is what she had to say.
http://i.imgur.com/edaYN96.jpg
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How does nafta win games on Braum. I don't think my teammates even know what the champion does. Their support was not in lane and Jinx autoattacks with 3 stacks of my passive on Graves, it stuns him and she turns around and stops attacking...
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Not even that salty about the 3 ranked games I played, but just some seriously unfortunate luck in them.
duo queuing with a friend.
game 1, went morg support. was doing pretty good, was 1-0-7 at one point in the game. Unfortunately we had a top lane malphite, and the enemy had a hecarim. So pretty much hecarim would shove the lane in, malphite would be stuck farming, while hecarim would roam all over the map as a second jungler. The reksai on my team was completely useless, didn't do anything all game, just fed, and gave a lot of attitude to our team. Eventually enemy Hecarim and Udyr get out of control, can't do anything, I end up 1-3-10.
game 2.forced to go adc, pick caitlyn. my friend is on brand, feeds 4 solo kills to syndra, cuz he fucking sucks (he's actually really good, but he was sucking dick this game). So absolutely no midlane pressure, our jungle nidalee just farmed first 20 minutes of the game, letting enemy lee sin completely style on every single lane. Bot lane was farm fest, until Lee Sin ganked botlane, then we just got snowballed in on. The Sona on my team was fucking terribad, couldn't hit ult to save her life, and would routinely be caught out all game long. Thankfully my friend was able to still farm properly with brand, and we were able to stall out til 60 minutes, I was able to get super super farmed by getting almost all the side lane farm from my team. Eventually ended up with 2xPD 1 IE 1 BT, 1 Mecurial 1 LW, as final build. I was 0-7-0 at one point, ended game 8-8-8, going legendary once. lol. We ended up losing because of a bad engage from Sona. I felt pretty baller that game since I was able to come back and deal massive fucking damage in late game, completely carrying my team's damage output.
game 3. my midlaner first picks yasuo, gets counter picked by zed, proceeds to feed 4 kills to enemy zed. have a top laner pick sion, manages to feed 3 kills to fizz, my friend is playing ez adc. he's winning lane slightly. I'm playing cho gath jungle. Lose early game terribly, was able to make a couple good skirmishes, doing a lot of work in fights. Went the 80ap 20% cdr enchant, into Frozen Heart, into Ludens, into Rylais. Was doing so much damage, and wave clearing like crazy. We were losing pretty badly, but my friend and I were able to 2v5 for a pretty long time, with the occasional good sion ult. Yasuo randomly gets caught out, we lose the game.
I'm not even mad at game 2 and 3, I thought i was pretty good at coming back with game 2, and in game 3 I was playing super fucking well, landing almost all my skill shots on important targets.
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On April 08 2015 11:48 krndandaman wrote:
we won but i'm still fucking salty that the chogath did the most retarded shit ever
forced me to let a top khazix (that started e since he failed invade earlier) take my blue because
a) a fucking chogath failed to outpush an e start khazix
b) the fucking chogath didnt even bother to leash me a single auto or q despite starting q. blue was literally 200hp. if he did any of the above I would've been able to take it and flash out if I had to.
he then went on to give 2 solokills and blame 'jungler no gank'
we won because the other team was retarded which also sucked since it wasnt satisfying at all.
fuck that chogath. it was a terror jungling
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I am convinced plat elo adc's are the worst relative to their rank.
apparently the other team has gotten a somewhat competent adc in the past 3 games so my botlanes have went pretty much 0-5 every game before 10 min and put 0 damage output.
in the 3 games, my adc has never been in the top 2 for damage dealt to champions.
even in the game where we had a nunu jungle and janna support.
now i'm trying to call for adc even though that is one of my weaker roles because the level of adc right now in this elo is beyond shitty. but nope, i've been 4th/5th pick so I'm stuck jungling or supporting. the one game I managed to get a carry lane (mid) I went 7/0/4 and carried to victory. this is so sad, just give me a fucking carry role and I will carry myself out of this shit elo. I'm tired of being a 0/0/2 janna or some shit out of lane while my team is 2/20.
Genuine advice: Don't do this to yourself. I am platinum as well (low though) and have to play adc from time to time. You do this and you'll see from close (too close) the skill level of the supports and trust me you don't wanna be so close to this. I play mostly top/jungle and I go support when I can't get those, so I observed the adcs and even the bad ones they try to last hit and when you do smth they more or less follow your support calls. Additionally you can peel and ward for them (babysit) so they don't get caught farming or when they don't know how to position in fights. My point is that all of the adcs know the basics, farm, watch minimap and try to shoot champs when you can. But the platinum supports...omg the platinum supports. I can't even comprehend how can one be so incompetent at a role at that ladder level. 0 map awareness, no idea when to engage or play safe (e.g. going in lvl 1 vs two lvl 2.; going in big minion waves; going in when timings suggest high probability enemy jungle to be bot.) no idea when and where to ward and don't start me on their building orders, nami rushing tear -> kindlegem vs draven leona, thresh rushing mobility boots 1st vs graves braum. Doran ring 18 armor Annie flanking lvl 3 vayne/braum from the wall bushes. Go adc and you will shred bloody tears having FPV on the supports. You seem like a nice person, don't harm yourself like that :-))
p.s I want to continue xD
Yesterday I played with a Thresh bot and somehow very luckily we got double kill lvl 1 or 2. I pushed the lane to their turret and went back. Thresh stayed there being low, waited till they came back to lane and died. I asked him what was the plan/idea behind this play? What goes through your head to stay after a pushed lane, being low health with no options for anything there but dying and/or leaving your adc solo vs 2 when he comes back from base. A sane person has some reasoning behind all decisions he takes, hasn't he? And this guy answered: I wanted to get lvl 3 before i go back. As retarded this thought is, the guy at least had some reasonable (kind of) explanation behind his actions. When I asked the same question Nami who went 1st item tear then kindlegem against leona/draven and then when things started to get grim he saved money until he got needlessly large rod (no even boots) and when I asked him to share his reasoning behind these decisions, he was unable. I was not trying to pick on him, I genuine wanted to know what was he thinking, but he couldn't tell. None of them can.
So these are the casual platinum supports for you. Still wanna adc?
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Fine you are feeding. Yeah 0/6/0 is a pretty shit score.
But you are up against a darius and literally everyone else on the team has a good KDA, our mid is fucking 8/2 up ~50 CS or some shit
Stop fucking whining about no ganks, stop calling for FF every time it's up, build full tank and GET CARRIED
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Just lost 6 games in a row, with highest damage on the team in 5 of them. Why is winning so difficult.
Normally I'm my own biggest critic, but after rewatching the games, there was nothing I could do in any of them. Their solo laners just straight up won 1v1 against mine, and snowballed the game.
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On April 09 2015 17:18 RagequitBM wrote:
Just lost 6 games in a row, with highest damage on the team in 5 of them. Why is winning so difficult.
Normally I'm my own biggest critic, but after rewatching the games, there was nothing I could do in any of them. Their solo laners just straight up won 1v1 against mine, and snowballed the game.
isn't the problem then that you didn't straight up win your lane and snowballed the game?
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I can't get a team that can ever get 5 people together. On the worst losing streak of my ranked career I think, and there's been a total of maybe 1 5v5 teamfight during that entire time. -_-
And the number where we have an advantage in numbers is almost as low. Sigh.
Also I think I'm just going to say screw it... ping is fine if I'm not playing ranked 99% of the time, if I play ranked 99% of the time it is pure shit. I can't cs for shit because everything is slide showing from 100-1000 ping every 3 seconds. It's so infuriating. I don't know if its my provider, the wireless, or Riot servers (guessing this one- literally never have an issue in ARAM or Twisted Treeline), but I'm done here.
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