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Every time I'm vs a Tryndamere, he carry the game ultra hard.
When I play tryndamere ?
I'M FUCKING CAMPED BY THEIR JUNGLER, COMING 10 FUCKING TIMES IN LESS THAN 15-20 FUCKING MINUTES WHILE MY FUCKING JUNGLER IS TOUCHING HIS FUCKING PENIS IN OUR FUCKING JUNGLE AND OUR OTHER FUCKING LANES STAY AT THEIR FUCKING TOWER INSTEAD OF FUCKING PUSHING THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR FUCKING LANE.
This happened 3 times in a row. I had wards, even froze the lane, BUT NO, THEY BUY A SHITFUCK OF PINKS BECAUSE THEY FUCKING DECIDED TO FUCKING CAMP ME FROM THE FUCKING BEGINNING, AND I NEVER GOT ANY FUCKING HELP FROM MY FUCKING RETARDED TEAM.
I stop this champ.
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On August 08 2013 12:37 Simberto wrote:Yeah, but that is only a slow until it stacks three times. and since it doesnt stack.... Has anyone actually tested if exhaust works on highlander yi? I am lazy. Or does anyone want to test that on EUW now? Name's Simbert.
Iirc Nunu's AS slow is tied to the "iceball" debuff which is actually a MS slow, so Tenacity or effects like Highlander respectively reduce and negate the AS slow. Malph's E is a straight-up AS debuff and not a slow so it's not bothered by these.
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And since exhaust reduces movement speed, I believe Highlander completely ignores it as well, but I'm not 100% certain on that.
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Heimer Garen premade. Totals 0/14/0 in a 20 minute game. Heimer alone had 10 out of those deaths.
Next game, next top mid premade. This time trynd loses his lane hard after i gave him FB, and zyra mid fed syndra 12 kills in a 30 minute game. Then, trynd continues to lecture me that all of that is my fault. You can't tell me that you are unable to zone nasus if i get you fb at lvl 2, and you could come back to lane 2 levels ahead and with a dorans blade. No, "Nasus can just ignore me", followed by "i pushed into tower and he just farms under tower easily". How can you not understand what the problem there was?
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Someone in plat 3 asked me "WHY ARE YOU GOING IN ON THEIR ADC?!?" I was Malphite. For real? No my job is not to peel for Ezreal when you're Nami and whiffing your ult and stun from a mile away when you should be using it on Jax/WW as they close on Ezreal.
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Some people complain about promo games. When we start 3v5, with Draven unable to last hit under tower, be it at all or "without hitting autoattack harass from Vayne", flaming, going for the Nami support when I lock the Vayne down in range of him, when the mid+jungle come to dive bot but Vayne's already past the outer tower so instead of taking it they dive without waiting for us to push the wave in it (No I don't tank 4 tower shots at level 5 just to join a fight), Draven rages and flames like a madman, and Nidalee spends the game doing silly dives, always alone, always without vision, sometimes diving almost 2 turrets just to die without getting the kill, and Draven tries to splitpush and 1v1 the Vayne he fed.
Why would it matter that it was a promo game? It was a shitty game with everyone making conscious efforts to throw common sense through the window, that's what it was.
Next game has a French duoQ (obvious from the names and "English" they use), the kiddo one picks 21-0-9 Smite/Ghost WW jungle. 0K. This game will NOT be fun. Esp. as Lulu/Twitch vs premade Vayne/Leona and a Naut jungle.
Yeah. I fucking wreck Vayne as Lulu and the garbage from the duo playing Twitch has 20 cs. When Vayne has 30 after 2 backs.
WAT.
While WW feeds 3 kills because he tries to dive Naut at level 3. Trash.
WW comes to "gank" by keeping E on, so they run under tower, then ulting... full health Leona rather than half dead Vayne, and without waiting for us. Nice synchro premade.
Then Twitch refuses to heed the pings when Naut walks over a ward and dies. And WW suicides on Naut again. Then another one top.
I'll stop here. Lee is feeding Yi (even gave up fb despite being red pot against flask) anyway, so it's over.
I mean, this fucking WW fed Naut so hard that he can just walk in lane and solo people. What am I to do? Can't even ward anymore against him because mobos + ult will let him reach us before tower. Cower in fear?
Oh and Zyra fed Vlad too.
Fuck this premade. Yeah, ruin French reputation some more. I actually wonder how they're in Gold, WW clearly plays worse than Silver IV people I spectate.
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3 games in a row. Not a single lane going even. Not a single lane. Each lane losing their 1v1/2v2 in the most horrible way possible, constantly feeding and not getting any cs, without any interference from the enemy jungler. Of course that is all my fault because i "don't gank" (I do gank, but unless it produces a kill it obviously doesn't count as a gank, and if you are losing your 1v1 so hard it usually doesn't produce a kill. Thus i don't gank)
This doesnt even make any sense statistically, the chance of that happening should be absurdly small.
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top 5 most frustrating loss for me
jungle kass, get my red stolen, kass is so OP that i still get ahead early. start 11-0-8, it seems really unlikely that we'll lose
then our marksman just runs out and dies and teammates run off and die 1 by 1, enemy gets baron, our team repeats and gets caught again, game over, i die defending nexus
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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On August 09 2013 02:24 BlasiuS wrote:
And since exhaust reduces movement speed, I believe Highlander completely ignores it as well, but I'm not 100% certain on that.
Ok, i finally got to test this stuff out:
Exhaust on a highlander Yi does not reduce his Attackspeed (or Movespeed, of course). It does, however, reduce the damage he does with autos and Q for that period of time. So basically, shit is weird.
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Two ranked games tonight, trolls in both. I was on a nice 6 game streak steaming back towards silver 1. Zed jungle who takes kills off everyone just to run into them and give fizz more gold... This game really can be a fucker sometimes
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FUCK NEW YI. WHAT YOU BLINDED ME? LOL IM STILL GOING TO DO A FUCKTON OF TRUE DAMAGE EVEN THOUGH I CANT ACTUALLY HIT YOU. Come on riot make your fucking on hits consistent. No one else can apply their attack modifers when the actual attack misses
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Just played the most frustrating jungle game of my life. Every lane fed, begged for ganks, then did nothing when I showed up. I ended the game with half our kills AND the most assists, literally the only one doing anything, and yet they all still rage at me all game long.
As the game is ending our 1/7 top lane Renekton says "my score might be bad but at least i made plays."
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This game... This fucking game.
Had an enormous, absolutely enormous game on GP. Bot lane fed their Vayne beyond comprehension but I was mauling top and eventually mid. After numorous shitty fights where our adc got caught we ended up losing the game when Vayne backdoored our exposed nexus as we barrelled down an open lane. I pinged several times for somone to go back (didn't want to go back myself because I was the only one able to deal with Vayne), but to no avail. Ended 17-4-16.
I've never felt so ripped off.
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On August 09 2013 14:30 Drium wrote:
Just played the most frustrating jungle game of my life. Every lane fed, begged for ganks, then did nothing when I showed up. I ended the game with half our kills AND the most assists, literally the only one doing anything, and yet they all still rage at me all game long.
As the game is ending our 1/7 top lane Renekton says "my score might be bad but at least i made plays."
Making plays = diving?
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Had the most rage inducing game I've played in a long time. The enemy Cho'gath throws down a ward at our blue. We see it. Our top laner throws down a ward on the path toward our blue and helps leash/protect. He can't stop Cho'gath from actually getting to our blue since q has a super long range, Eve doesn't smite it, Cho gets blue.
Eve is now completely screwed. I'm playing Gragas mid, so I help her do red because I know she's not going to be able to do it without taking all her health in damage. I lose out on about 5-10 cs during this time, but I figure it's worth the tradeoff of having a jungler that's somewhat relevant. I go back mid, and Elise ganks me immediately. I get away easily, but Elise comes right back and I nearly die this time, but fortunately Eve gets the kill thanks to tower and my q doing enough damage to bring Elise super low.
At this point I'm pretty happy. Our jungler is back in the game after a horrible start. However, this is where things start to go down the drain completely. Instead of going back while low and healing, or farming the jungle, Eve pushes the crap out of my lane when it didn't need to be reset. Then nearly dies outright to Kassadin. Kass burns his flash, which is somewhat okay.
We sort of catch Elise out near dragon, but the enemy team converges and Ezreal and our support are slow as hell at assisting, so we don't have the numbers advantage we thought we had. Then Ezreal arcance shifts into 2 of them after we have backed off, when all 4 of the enemy team is there, and the support and Ezreal fed two free kills for no reason when we clearly had already backed up (there was like a 5-10 second gap between when we backed off and when Ezreal went in- this is one of the slowest response times I've seen in a plat level game, and then he was stupid enough to complain about the fact we backed up when he had that much time to assesses the situation).
Enter the really awkward part where I'm down like 3 levels to Kassadin because I helped Eve get her red and Elise wouldn't leave me alone, Eve pushed mid, and I thought we had a pick on Elise near dragon. Eve dies in our jungle at our wraiths because Kassadin is 6 and I'm level 4 or so?
Elise steals red, Cho'gath steals blue again, Eve walks past Kassadin after he rift walks onto me and we have what should have been a fairly easy kill I think (or at least burn his flash), probably the best opportunity to kill him we're going to get post 6 (specially since I have my ult finally). And she just walks past. After all the personal sacrifices I tried to make to get her relevant, she's like "NOPE, NOT HELPING YOU." Then she dies in her jungle again like 30 seconds later. At this point I was laughing though, it's like, if you're not even going to try to take advantage of the opportunities given to you when you're behind, you kind of deserve this.
Eve ragequits about 5 minutes later. Gets about as much help as you can humanly ask for as a jungler, takes it, and pisses it down the drain. Good stuff.
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I don't care that you know how to click quickly or are first pick and Gold I. You pick TF after they fp Syndra, with your nifty MPen/AP/AP/AP runepage, you start dring+pots because fuck MS and wards when they have Lee jungle too (who invaded our blue because we had a dc, he died for it, but he got the buff).
So you're behind because you feed as all hell, and rather than playing conservatively you keep rushing AP against Syndra instead of building MR, HP, etc. You also proceed to ult without waiting for the lane you gank to get in position, effectively trying to 1v2 fed Kog + Seeker's support Fiddle, when you don't even have the damage to drop Kog to half-HP. 0 for 3 ensues, and you blame all of us for you being too hasty and suiciding on top of it.
Hey, good guy AD main Gold III Ezreal. Why do you build Tear then Spirit Stone and try to trade with Kog+Fiddle? Why do you build Lizard Spirit when you'll have to compete with Rumble+Syndra+Kog's lategame damage? Why do you insult us when we mention your build lacks straight-up damage in a comp that needs it?
I don't care if you guys have an higher Elo than me or click better or get more cs at 20 minutes in custom games. You are fucking dumb, I haven't seen you do a single smart play of the game, only successes I saw came from your opponents managing to make mistakes bigger and dumber than you.
You're fucking bad, and it hurts my brain to have to play with people lacking common sense like that—or more precisely, to sit in a corner while the unevitable stomp that ensues unfolds and I'm unable to do anything because of how behind you both managed to set yourselves.
All I ask for is people knowing the basics. Don't tell me "match-ups and counters don't matter at low Elo", when a fucktard brings 9-0-21 MPen/AP/AP/AP Dring+2 pots start TF against Lee Sin + Syndra, he's not going to outplay anyone but himself. And it's damn irrating.
Edit: next game (after a dodge by a premade who threatened with Garen+Poppy bot because we didn't give them solo lanes as 4th and 5th picks) has Janna level 3 by the time mid is 7 and bot 6.
Well, it doesn't matter anyway, since Nasus went and sat in the bush mid, waiting for me to bait Lux. Which I did. Nasus proceeds not to move an inch, complain that I didn't level W by level 3 as Viktor (I barely hit it right before the bait and it's usually a rather bad idea as you waste a power spike) and walk away. So I just sacrificed half my health for nothing because Nasus decided it wasn't worth his time to Wither Lux an inch from him and hitting her.
He did that 2-3 other times during the game, punctuated by being all passive-aggressive in chat about how bad we are, implying that he's the only one playing good during the game (dude has no map presence and asks for a smiteless then does wolves->wraiths so it doesn't change anything and Lee could have had his red if he wanted to steal it, doesn't listen to ping or missing calls, and does shit calls like drake at level 5 when Ezreal has no mana and 50 HP and the enemy Lee and Lux are up. But yeah, you were playing godlike while dragging us down.)
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+ Show Spoiler +MOTHERFUCKING FLAMERS ANY TIME I DO BAD. FUCK YOU, YOU DO SHIT AND SPIN IT ALL ON ME AND SINCE YOU ARE PREMADE EVERYONE AGREES WITH THE TWO OF YOU. I HAVE MOST KILLS AND WE JUST NEED TO PLAY AS A TEAM, BUT INSTEAD OF LISTENING AND FUCKING WORKING TOGETHER YOU JUST FUCKING SIT THERE FLAMING AND BITCHING ALL FUCKING GAME.
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Damn, I got one of the worst Nasus I've ever seen in my entire life.
He wants to farm his Q until he has 1000 stacks. WTF. It was 4v5 during 40min because he didn't wanted to join us during TF or for defending objectives. He took TP but used it to come back in lane faster so he could stack his Q (luckily I was playing Ryze with TP so I managed to make good ganks bot).
It was me vs the world during 40 fucking minutes. At one point I was 13 or 14-4, then I started to get killed every TF because 4v5 (couldn't prevent them from engaging), and I ended at 22-12.
He never listened to us, told them to report me for flaming (lol, I was just telling him to stop throwing the game by derping alone h24), and even when he was tanky as fuck, he regularly went 1v5 when we were too far to engage. Several times we said "back", and he stayed, leading him to die 1v5.
Luckily I was fed enough to buy stuff needed to be tanky and kill them 1 by 1 so we won, but this guy was one of the most retarded player I've ever seen.
And Brand's damage output with no more than 100ap is fucking retarded.
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Fucking hell. How can people be so heavy? Vayne did so bad and threw so many times dying by being out of position and then starts flaming me? I ping them to fall back and say in chat "get under tower you're 4v5 just defend while I push bot turret. I take the turret, they engage out in the fucking jungle and guess what? They all diea and we lose an inhib while I get two turrets. Vayyne says "was it worth"? Of course its fyucking worth if you didn't ult+tumble into the enemy Zed and Khazix blind AFTER I pinged back and typed. So fucking frustrating
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