can someone just take me through promotions oh my god it's like everytime i play promotion matches it's the hardest fucking games i've ever experienced in my life, cass ends with rylais as only damage item, useless as all fuck

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

June 07 2013 01:11 GMT

#8682

Disc'd in champ select of game 1 of my promo, start promo 0-1. All 4 other players state mid or feed in game 2. Can't wait to lose my promo because of this stupid shit.

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

June 07 2013 03:42 GMT

#8683

Someone on my team picked Veigar against Lee Sin mid. I babysit his nonwarding butt (he favored one side of the bushes too... hold up a sign to Xin saying PLEASE GANK ME a little more eh) and pick up a lot of kills off his carcass, but at the cost of having any presence in top or bot lane. Then when I tell him part of the reason bot and top did poorly was because I couldn't afford to have any presence there or mid would just get rolled and he started telling me I'm a troll. For real?

He also randomly afked for 2 minutes costing us 2 inhib towers and inhibs. GOOD STUFF.

LeeDawg

United States1306 Posts

June 07 2013 04:05 GMT

#8684

so i just had an 0/14/3 hecarim running heal/smite. this dumbass went machete+5, then sold his machete for a cloth armor, sold that for a amp tome, sold THAT for a blasting wand, which he used to build rylais. with no boots. keep in mind that although it's hec free week, this is ranked, so he had to have SOME experience with hec. as if this troll wasn't bad enough, our cait went 2/8 and top trundle 3/10 with 34 cs. i did all i could but it feels like every time i support i get the worst team ever. i'm never gonna get out of bronze...

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

June 07 2013 05:16 GMT

#8685

I landed a previously challenger level Nunu in my games down in gold 1. He pretty much carried the team on his back and got us a 16 minute baron duoing it with me. Somehow our MF decided to jaw with him and go like 1/6 in lane and throw the game pretty much singlehandily.

It was pretty baffling to watch haha. Nunu flipped out completely, although it felt pretty warranted to me.

R11

Canada213 Posts

June 07 2013 09:23 GMT

#8686

I don't know how jungler main's can maintain their sanity when playing this game.

Lets summarize:
1. Was in position to prevent 3 ganks coming from enemy jungler
2. Had to cover for mid lane twice before 6.
3. Managed to get ganks off even when 2 lanes losing on its own.
4. Ahead of enemy Jungler (both farm + score)

Nope, not doing enough apparently and the ideal target to bitch at is somehow your jungler instead of your other struggling lanes. Somehow in the world of LoL, jungler's are the only role where you can out perform the enemy jungle and your team mate still justifies himself to be on your ass. Like the game has practically turned into a 2v5 and you still want to turn on the person that is in the position to give you a slight chance in a come back.

I tip my hat to all you jungle players.

Gaslo

Finland951 Posts

June 07 2013 11:08 GMT

#8687

Hmm, its been 6 ranked games since a lane won on my team.

Not bad. Well, couple that might be called draws, but still.

Oh, i had a kassadin who went 5/1, but he had 40cs when the enemy mid had 230. Explain that plox.

edit:

Was totally owning riven with alligator, until Xin started living top, won the lane still, but had to give him some farm. Both mids got some kills, but we had Karthus so i was thinking this might be the game i win.

But no. Our ezreal is playing poorly, and it does not help that 2 of our players are screaming at him, and telling him what a noob player he is. He got so scared, that in team fights he just moved back and forth, without firing a single dinger or AA. That game was totally winnable, if they would of just stopped raging, but no... arrrrrgh. 10/3 rene DEFEAT.

iCanada

Canada10660 Posts

June 07 2013 11:22 GMT

#8688

I just lost like 10 straight ranked games.

-.-

oof.

SO many small mistakes...

419

Russian Federation3631 Posts

June 07 2013 11:24 GMT

#8689

this dumbass went machete+5, then sold his machete for a cloth armor, sold that for a amp tome, sold THAT for a blasting wand, which he used to build rylais. with no boots.

this is the type of excellence that I come to this thread for

Fuzzmosis

Canada752 Posts

June 07 2013 11:44 GMT

#8690

Played ADC against:
Riven
Kennan
Fiddle
Maoki
Sion.

4 gap closers, 5 stuns. Even a stolen baron using MF ult didn't make that game fun for me.

OmegaKnetus

Germany431 Posts

June 07 2013 12:03 GMT

#8691

On June 07 2013 20:24 419 wrote:

Show nested quote +

this is the type of excellence that I come to this thread for

I find it funny that he sells amptome when building rylais anyways. Sometimes you just can't figure out what the hell these guys are thinking.

Osmoses

Sweden5302 Posts

June 07 2013 12:08 GMT

#8692

Jungler and support were lvl 11 and 14 respectively at the end of a 36 minute game. How the fuck do you manage that?

GoSuChicken

Germany1726 Posts

June 07 2013 12:10 GMT

#8693

I fucking hate the client with a passion, I'm in my promotion series and I just get fucking randomly disconnected from the client, and now I have a "dodged" loss to start of my series. WTF Riot

Capped

United Kingdom7236 Posts

June 07 2013 12:25 GMT

#8694

Somebody needs to teach these fucking bronze kids what to do after lane phase is over. 14/0 to a loss, gg fucktards

"Hey lets just walk around in side lanes and jungle all day pushing solo with no wards and never teamfighting, only getting caught"

SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING GOOD PLAN TO ME!

ticklishmusic

United States15977 Posts

June 07 2013 14:20 GMT

#8695

On June 07 2013 21:25 Capped wrote:
Somebody needs to teach these fucking bronze kids what to do after lane phase is over. 14/0 to a loss, gg fucktards

"Hey lets just walk around in side lanes and jungle all day pushing solo with no wards and never teamfighting, only getting caught"

SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING GOOD PLAN TO ME!

if they were all singed, it would be great.

ButteryBoo

Canada22 Posts

June 07 2013 14:24 GMT

#8696

uhh... What?

He an auto attack damage carry still, last I checked.

If you playing ezreal and not auto attacking you doing it wrong. And that not even bad. Elder Lizard is a really strong cost efficient item. On like anyone. Hell, a Lux could buy Elder Lizard and it be cost efficient. Like 3k gold worth of stats for 2k.

If that was true every one would buy it.

Why would you buy an IE while planning on going blue build? Crits scale with attack speed. Blue build uses on hit items. Maybe as a final item but not as a third item when youre not planning on getting attack speed.

edit: I should rephrase that, if the stats it gave scaled with everything else most carries build then they would build it. Most carries dont have a spammable on hit effect applier. And autoattack carries are better off going IE first.

willoc

Canada1530 Posts

June 07 2013 20:14 GMT

#8697

Dude who is 2-18-4 in a bot game still thinks and harasses anyone who disagrees that "he know what he's doing".

little fancy

Germany2504 Posts

June 07 2013 22:24 GMT

#8698

Can't carry as support. It has proven just another time. You can ward and heal and make the plays all you want, if the three super ego carries get the shitstorm started about who is better and who misplayed harder it's over.

If you are any of the three people who get farm, you can carry by going 20/0 forcing the arguing fucktards in your team to victory. But as a support, you are running around, helplessly crying while putting down wards and seeing the team's morale go down while they are still discussing. No chance.

dartoo

India2889 Posts

June 08 2013 01:34 GMT

#8699

Wow....lee sin who goes 20/20 thinks he is pro, twoer diving to kill the support only to get killed by the carry is not very smart. And then he blames the whoie team

truemafia

Korea (South)168 Posts

June 09 2013 07:27 GMT

#8700