WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

I play Teemo vs Udyr top, not even doing all that well because that Udyr literally takes no damage. Ganked by Lee Sin.
Ganked by Lee Sin.
Ganked by LeBlanc.
Ganked by Taric.
Ganked by Taric.
Ganked by Lee Sin + LeBlanc (lol I got a kill from that and lived)
Ganked by Lee Sin + Garen
Ganked by LeBlanc + Lee Sin

No, I'm not exaggerating here.

In the mean time my team is losing anyways.

BlackPaladin

United States9316 Posts

August 12 2011 09:02 GMT

#484

On August 12 2011 17:42 spinesheath wrote:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

I play Teemo vs Udyr top, not even doing all that well because that Udyr literally takes no damage. Ganked by Lee Sin.
Ganked by Lee Sin.
Ganked by LeBlanc.
Ganked by Taric.
Ganked by Taric.
Ganked by Lee Sin + LeBlanc (lol I got a kill from that and lived)
Ganked by Lee Sin + Garen
Ganked by LeBlanc + Lee Sin

No, I'm not exaggerating here.

In the mean time my team is losing anyways.

This describes EVERY game I ever played with TL B. No joke, and Tap's like, ganking bot and failing 3v1 while i'm somehow getting ganked by bot, mid, and their jungle at like 10 mins and I'm like wtf??
Then I'm told not to overextend after getting towerdived by 3-4 and am like WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BRO??

edit:
Then Tap tells me to come to blue like NOW when I just respawned, engages like 2 seconds later and then is like BP why you not there??
Me: "I just respawned."
Tap: "But you looked so close on the minimap!"

Tadzio

3340 Posts

August 12 2011 14:07 GMT

#485

I need to remove my ability to chat in game. I swear it causes more problems than it solves. I'm Brand mid vs Akali, Udyr's on my team in jungle. After he hits level 4, Nocturne is ganking mid every 2 minutes. Makes sense, I'm giving Akali a hard time 1v1. I buy a total of 6 wards to get through laning phase, still manage to die twice. Akali burst + Nocturne ult is pretty rough and even tho I see it coming, I'm still bad so I die. Whatever. Each time I die, Udyr comes to my lane and pushes it as far as he can. I ask him to leave mid and he calls me a feeding noob. Whatever, people don't understand that I might not want the lane pushed vs constant ganks. I'll let it slide for now.

So laning phase ends and my item slots are full, and I notice there're no wards anywhere. No one is support so no one wants to buy any. Fine, I've dealt with this shit before. I figure I'll press tab and figure out who has space and guilt them into it. The one that has space is Udyr. And he has Wiggle's... and there's no wards. My brain snaps and I get snarky, "I've always wondered if it were possible for someone to be so bad that he'd buy Wiggle's and never lay down a single ward. Now I know, thank you." He calls me a feeder. What's that got to do with wards? Buy wards, place wards, I tell him. He buys wards. He never places them. This then blows up into major drama among the team. Everytime we push cross the river, 3 of them (noc, akali, and sona) come from behind and butt-rape us. This scenario reoccurs 4 fricken times and Udyr is still taunting me! Eventually (minute 30, with most of our turrets down) I finish an item, sell a doran's ring and buy 5 wards. As I'm placing my third one, I notice all opponents are missing. Guess what they got for free? Baron. obv. fuuuuuu! Game over and by the end of the game somehow I'm the bad guy because I "fed mid and whined about wards the whole game." Fuck you, teammates, I hope you die in a fire....

ka-sigh.

Southlight

United States11767 Posts

August 12 2011 14:13 GMT

#486

lol, my typing tends to be at troll level these days because I've been plagued by the Turkey disease.

voicechat's my real bane.

0123456789

United States3216 Posts

August 12 2011 16:20 GMT

#487

qq getting trolled hardcore for trying to play ap janna

boesthius

United States11637 Posts

August 12 2011 16:35 GMT

#488

--- Nuked ---

rwrzr

United States1980 Posts

August 12 2011 23:44 GMT

#489

I'd like to apologize to southlight/utahime for being big noob. that is all.

broz0rs

United States2294 Posts

August 12 2011 23:48 GMT

#490

On August 13 2011 08:44 rwrzr wrote:
I'd like to apologize to southlight/utahime for being big noob. that is all.

wrong thread bro!

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=167065

It is never your fault here. lol

MoonBear

Straight outta Johto18973 Posts

August 13 2011 00:29 GMT

#491

First post here. But wow. I just don't get it.

5v4 game. We're supposed to have a huge advantage. I'm playing Taric. I zone out the 1v2 lane perfectly. And... how do 4 other people on my team manage to feed? I just can't understand. I have the whole map warded and they STILL all go suicide one at a time to the 5 people standing in the warded bush. Karthus just goes on full feed mode and makes it his duty to eat every skillshot ever. Trynd is doing goodness knows what dying to minions. GP has less minion kills that me somehow. We all group up to kill a tower and they all decide to run off and chase the Mundo with Warmogs who will never die instead of killing the 500 hp tower.

Real.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

August 13 2011 14:55 GMT

#492

I'm 3-0-15 as Galio, team's 32-26, we killed 4 of their towers, losing 3, stole a baron... I get a disco. NP, I come back a minute later, nothing changed. Disconnected again, enemies were near so I know they'd have rushed me for the free kill. Can't reconnect. Close the game. Launch again. History loss.
Wat.

InTriX

United Kingdom149 Posts

August 13 2011 17:18 GMT

#493

So playing a 5v5 ranked game because LP.eu decided to enter esl and our amazing teutonica ( Slayer91) on tl.net.
Well he decided to start on wolves (jungle) fine ye great our teemo sits beside blue and cloaks to give vision of FIVE people run into blue brush, bot is at wraith/dragon to scout other invasions. So we tell him just come take their blue or forgo the first blue because who cares, he runs into the brush and gets gibbed...
So we ask wtf and he claims 'I thought you guys were trolling me'...

Craton

United States17250 Posts

August 13 2011 17:57 GMT

#494

2 games in a row someone lost their lane then proceeded to try and tell the jungler to go lane and that they'd go jungle instead

real

Alaric

France45622 Posts

August 13 2011 18:50 GMT

#495

Went 11-6-14, best score of the game with Morgana, 300 ping, ~6 kills/chasing failed due to the delay on the skillshot.
Strangely, it was easier to cope with the lag than with Trynda and Leona somehow thinking chasing 2 people when the other 3 are due to respawn in 10 sec in a good idea, or that pushing mid when we lost our tower(s) and all 5 opponents are missing are good ideas.

Almost constant 4v5 isn't easy...

JBright

Vancouver14381 Posts

August 14 2011 06:00 GMT

#496

Don't know what just happened in my last game. Team of Gragas, Eve, Shaco, Cho, and Soraka (me) and for some reason they all went to the side lanes so I end up going mid against Annie. Then Cho dc, gives up first blood, and come back 5-10 min later to deny a surrender vote.

zalz

Netherlands3704 Posts

August 14 2011 18:21 GMT

#497

A Garen with 0-4 and 7cs at 12 minutes begins to cry that the game is over and at 20 minutes starts /surrendering and afking in base.

Ooh how i hate those stupid fucking failers that are too retarded to realise how hard they suck...

r.Evo

Germany14080 Posts

August 14 2011 23:11 GMT

#498

LOL

SO WE DUAL Q CUZ DUAL Q IS PRO RITE.

Garen / Brand (me) / Ashe (duoQ) / Janna / Nocturne

vs

WW / Malz / Kog / Soraka / Fiddle

Top 3-1. Mid 3-0. Bot like 2-3 but np. First fight I find out noc has build wriggles/ghostblade and garen FoN / Bruta.

Fight #1: Noc ults into 4ppl, explodes before we can do stuff, then yells at people for being slow.
Fight #2: Ashe Arrow, Noc ults, 4ppl on the same spot, I'm a happy brand and WR that spot. Janna ults, I hit no one. "I saw a chance to split them up so I went for it"
Fight #3: Noc ults, Garen dives with him, WW ignores it all and ults Ashe, Kog makes her explode, they then chase me and Janna while Malz/Soraka lure Garen/Noc into Fiddle ult. Noc blames carries for not being in the fight.
Fight #4: Noc ults onto CHANNELING FIDDLE ON A LEDGE AT BARON (the one at tribrush). WE FOLLOW IN THERE LIKE TARDS AND FIDDLES ZHONYAS IN THE MIDDLE. GG.

SO. SAD. QQQQQQQQQ.

57 Corvette

Canada5941 Posts

August 15 2011 16:09 GMT

#499

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THESE IDIOTS ON MY TEAM? SERIOUSLY

HyperionDreamer

Canada1528 Posts

August 15 2011 17:29 GMT

#500

I played a 65+ minute game yesterday as ori with probably the most idiotic warwick I've ever seen. Their nunu for some reason decides to lane top with corki even though he picked smite, and instead of abusing the fact we have a huge advantage due to the fact we have a jungler, our ww does his blue - wolves - wraiths - minigols and then struts right up to the top lane and starts laning.

Me: "ww go back to jungle, why are you laning"
WW: "because nunu is"

At this point, our vayne is doing completely fine in lane. I've neglected to mention that ww chose to open razors and then go 2xDring..... I'm mid against karth and even though I was playing pretty well the karth is slowly out cs'ing me due to ceaselessly spamming lay waste and never running out of mana. We trade kills and I get first blood, worth it right? Nope. Our ww goes "ori nub you feed karth, i help" and comes down to mid to lane with me. By this point I've given up trying to convince him otherwise, so I just get every cs (since he doesn't know about last hits clearly) and make the most of it.

We win, I go 17/2/19, and since the opposing team saw our vayne as a bigger threat, they build no MRes and my QRW is doing 1200+ damage near the end of the game thanks to Mpen runes, sorc boots, and void staff. As we're pushing the nexus towers, their karth spawns and flashes onto me to use his zone and lay waste. I QW him and his health literally goes to zero, but his ksing ulti takes me down as their nexus explodes...

So much effort to carry such a scrub team. On the other hand, I feel privileged that I know that magic resistance can go into the negatives if you have enough magic pen. That probably won us the game, tbh.