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On July 11 2012 23:43 jcarlsoniv wrote:Show nested quote +On July 11 2012 23:24 Sufficiency wrote:On July 11 2012 22:12 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Setting: final game last night to get my plat back. I'm Viktor against Ahri (annoying matchup, but Viktor is only 2nd in my book to Galio against Ahri)
Game starts off pretty well, team doing alright, I'm dominating Ahri in both lane and cs. Their Hecarim is mid a few times, Mao comes once, but he realizes he can't do much because Ahri playing so cautious - is fine, he goes to other lanes.
A bit further through lane phase, Ahri has gone bot twice, and, despite my wards and pings, gets a double kill on them both times. All my hard work for quite a significant lead out the door. It's ok though, I'm 2/0 with +30 cs on her 12 min in.
We start to group up, for small skirmishes while Irelia top continues to do well vs. Teemo. We get a couple dragons, but barely win some fights. People keep getting caught, and Ahri is getting the kills. Whatever, I'm 6/0 with +80 cs on her.
After a while longer, we spot enemy Tristana bot and move to Baron. We get it as they converge on us, but Hecarim pushes me out of the fight. My team gets wiped save for me and Janna, and I proceed to pick up 3 kills (including the Tristana that foolishly thought she could chase me down - 100 to 0).
With our Baron we get inhib, but after a botched team fight (no one other than me attacked Ahri or Tristana), they get ours as well.
Baron respawns and we do our little dance because this will be the last fight. Tristana flash Ws to me, but I Zhonya. Nobody does anything about it, I get out alive... and then Ezreal walks right into the middle of their team.
GG - I ended the game 12/2/x (only 2 deaths were in the last two teamfights) with 393 cs in 45 min. Most depressing display of a throw I've ever seen. There are plenty of options. Kassadin, LeBlanc, Ryze.... Are you saying to counter Ahri? LB falls off too hard late game, don't like her. My Ryze is awful, and his early game against Ahri can be a pain. Kassadin is easy to counter mid by putting your ad mid, but he is ok. I said "in my book" because I've played Ahri vs. Viktor a lot and I'm very experienced with both the champion and the matchup.
That's like saying Ahri does not fall off in late game. She falls off just as hard as LB does, just in different ways.
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On July 11 2012 23:47 Sufficiency wrote:Show nested quote +On July 11 2012 23:43 jcarlsoniv wrote:On July 11 2012 23:24 Sufficiency wrote:On July 11 2012 22:12 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Setting: final game last night to get my plat back. I'm Viktor against Ahri (annoying matchup, but Viktor is only 2nd in my book to Galio against Ahri)
Game starts off pretty well, team doing alright, I'm dominating Ahri in both lane and cs. Their Hecarim is mid a few times, Mao comes once, but he realizes he can't do much because Ahri playing so cautious - is fine, he goes to other lanes.
A bit further through lane phase, Ahri has gone bot twice, and, despite my wards and pings, gets a double kill on them both times. All my hard work for quite a significant lead out the door. It's ok though, I'm 2/0 with +30 cs on her 12 min in.
We start to group up, for small skirmishes while Irelia top continues to do well vs. Teemo. We get a couple dragons, but barely win some fights. People keep getting caught, and Ahri is getting the kills. Whatever, I'm 6/0 with +80 cs on her.
After a while longer, we spot enemy Tristana bot and move to Baron. We get it as they converge on us, but Hecarim pushes me out of the fight. My team gets wiped save for me and Janna, and I proceed to pick up 3 kills (including the Tristana that foolishly thought she could chase me down - 100 to 0).
With our Baron we get inhib, but after a botched team fight (no one other than me attacked Ahri or Tristana), they get ours as well.
Baron respawns and we do our little dance because this will be the last fight. Tristana flash Ws to me, but I Zhonya. Nobody does anything about it, I get out alive... and then Ezreal walks right into the middle of their team.
GG - I ended the game 12/2/x (only 2 deaths were in the last two teamfights) with 393 cs in 45 min. Most depressing display of a throw I've ever seen. There are plenty of options. Kassadin, LeBlanc, Ryze.... Are you saying to counter Ahri? LB falls off too hard late game, don't like her. My Ryze is awful, and his early game against Ahri can be a pain. Kassadin is easy to counter mid by putting your ad mid, but he is ok. I said "in my book" because I've played Ahri vs. Viktor a lot and I'm very experienced with both the champion and the matchup. That's like saying Ahri does not fall off in late game. She falls off just as hard as LB does, just in different ways.
Probably one of the most false posts I've ever read by you. I won't continue discussion here. If you wish to argue the point, PM me.
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i haven't played ranked in like a week. lets do it. i have like 1 h so I can one game shouldnt be a problem
5 last second dodges in a row. FUCKING WELL PLAYED RIOT. WELL PLAYED!
cant even play a single game wow.
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On July 07 2012 07:01 WaveofShadow wrote:
Again.
AGAIN.
I play Corki this time, we STOMP our fucking lane into the ground and then we go on to lose because again my positioning iis bad.
WHAT THE FUCK CAN I DO AGAINST MALPHITE ULT AND FLASH TIBBERS???
Then I get blamed for not being all up in their face when the rest of our team gets ulted.
You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
WHAT THE FUCK IS POSITIONING
Edit: That's it. From now on I ONLY play AD carry until I get it right.
I have no fucking clue what I'm doing wrong, but I'm gonna play 'till I get it right.
Prepare for me posting every 45 minutes in this FUCK SHIT COCK THREAD
Edit Edit: Oh, and when I get home after laughing my ass off to Ted, I'm going to stream my failures so other people can watch me rage and maybe someone out there can show me wtf I'm doing wrong.
< Lol I'm so late at replying to this.
If the enemy team has a lot of initiate (like the malph ult or flash tibbers), you let your team take the brunt of the damage. In straight up fights, you're not going to survive the initial burst as the AD carry unless the other team's ridiculously weak. After that just orb walk / stutter step / marine micro / whatever you call it, anyone that wants to hump you.
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That's a first.
Just had some prick in champ select apparently look me up on LoLking and rage at me non-stop over my negative K/D ratio. After the full time spent raging he dodged last second.
But I play support like 90% of games...obv negative. :S
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On July 11 2012 23:49 jcarlsoniv wrote:Show nested quote +On July 11 2012 23:47 Sufficiency wrote:On July 11 2012 23:43 jcarlsoniv wrote:On July 11 2012 23:24 Sufficiency wrote:On July 11 2012 22:12 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Setting: final game last night to get my plat back. I'm Viktor against Ahri (annoying matchup, but Viktor is only 2nd in my book to Galio against Ahri)
Game starts off pretty well, team doing alright, I'm dominating Ahri in both lane and cs. Their Hecarim is mid a few times, Mao comes once, but he realizes he can't do much because Ahri playing so cautious - is fine, he goes to other lanes.
A bit further through lane phase, Ahri has gone bot twice, and, despite my wards and pings, gets a double kill on them both times. All my hard work for quite a significant lead out the door. It's ok though, I'm 2/0 with +30 cs on her 12 min in.
We start to group up, for small skirmishes while Irelia top continues to do well vs. Teemo. We get a couple dragons, but barely win some fights. People keep getting caught, and Ahri is getting the kills. Whatever, I'm 6/0 with +80 cs on her.
After a while longer, we spot enemy Tristana bot and move to Baron. We get it as they converge on us, but Hecarim pushes me out of the fight. My team gets wiped save for me and Janna, and I proceed to pick up 3 kills (including the Tristana that foolishly thought she could chase me down - 100 to 0).
With our Baron we get inhib, but after a botched team fight (no one other than me attacked Ahri or Tristana), they get ours as well.
Baron respawns and we do our little dance because this will be the last fight. Tristana flash Ws to me, but I Zhonya. Nobody does anything about it, I get out alive... and then Ezreal walks right into the middle of their team.
GG - I ended the game 12/2/x (only 2 deaths were in the last two teamfights) with 393 cs in 45 min. Most depressing display of a throw I've ever seen. There are plenty of options. Kassadin, LeBlanc, Ryze.... Are you saying to counter Ahri? LB falls off too hard late game, don't like her. My Ryze is awful, and his early game against Ahri can be a pain. Kassadin is easy to counter mid by putting your ad mid, but he is ok. I said "in my book" because I've played Ahri vs. Viktor a lot and I'm very experienced with both the champion and the matchup. That's like saying Ahri does not fall off in late game. She falls off just as hard as LB does, just in different ways. Probably one of the most false posts I've ever read by you. I won't continue discussion here. If you wish to argue the point, PM me.
Send kogmaw versus ahri. What can go wrong? o/
I usually QQ when I'm getting sent mid actually. I'm pretty bad at that lane. My record with kogmaw and ahri might suggest otherwise, but I just....farm all day and play it safe. Never gank, always farm, etc. etc. >.>
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I hate hate hate hate hate it when someone thinks that getting caught early in the game is the same as getting caught late game with baron up.
Breh you got caught for the Nth time, they got baron 3 towers and 2 inhibs. YES YOU ARE THE REASON WE LOST.
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Game decides to disconnect three times in a row—not my Internet, it only affected the game, which didn't crash outright but disconnected me from that one match. Right when we attempt to do baron, twice, then when they rush in our base while I'm repositioning, running into them.
Fuck it. We could probably have won that despite the awful sense fo teamfight of our AD carry and jungler, but no, that shit had to happen.
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Just lost a ranked game as 15-4 tristana because three members of my team had less than 25 games won and their team averaged 250 games with none below 100 wins.
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Hour long game. Lost because nidalee decided she needed to buy when the enemy team is at our inhib tower. We get engaged upon because they dont give a fuck 4v5.
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>i'm top lane
>level 1 teamfight 5 on 5. my team goes 4-0. AD and support both pick up 2 kills
>bot lane dies 5 consecutive times in lane. from 4-0 to 4-5.
>despite blowing both summoners in the level 1 fight, i manage to zone and out-cs my top opponent. can't threaten to kill without summoners though
>the second my ignite comes up, i make the move for the kill. my jungler flashes out of nowhere and steals a 100% kill.
>repeat about 3 levels later, this time mid flash ults for the kill that i would 100% have gotten, then clears the creeps i would have taken.
i'm 0-0-7, can't get anything going, still up 30 cs or w/e but can't pick up kills because every time i try, someone else swoops in for the last-hit.
>start split pushing, draw all 5 of the enemies to me. they chase for at least 35 seconds. hotshotgg style shit going on, surely my team has taken baron or 3 towers or some shi- nope. they farmed wraiths then started swearing at me in all-chat.
gg solo queue oh my god this game is so frustrating sometimes
edit; ended up losing despite an unfathomably massive lead because our AP made it her kamikaze mission to go ballsdeep on their support and our AD was playing farmville HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
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On July 12 2012 01:42 Keniji wrote:
i haven't played ranked in like a week. lets do it. i have like 1 h so I can one game shouldnt be a problem
5 last second dodges in a row. FUCKING WELL PLAYED RIOT. WELL PLAYED!
cant even play a single game wow.
like seriously that is just retarded.
second day in a row. this time I queued up for half an hour to go throw 7! dodges in a row just to have no time/nerves to play anymore.
"no elo loss dodge" worst thing riot has ever done.
I can't even play this game.
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On July 10 2012 14:35 schmutttt wrote:
Man I have so many trolls in solo q recently. Karma mid really? Pick Yi vs Kayle really?
SO FRUSTRATING
What is troll about Karma mid? :O
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I guess this technically counts as QQ.
WTF is with this solotop Evelynn guy Siigari getting like 400 fucking viewers?
Not only is not nearly as good as the BeliEVE or AFK guy who jungled Eve at 1700 (he's fucking unranked), but he's loud and obnoxious as FUCK and only got his friggin' build because he copied it from a Rioter.
Fucking 1200 elo streamers get viewers and I can't even get one....maaaaaaaaaaaan
I guess it's 'cause I'm not entertaining and ma bad at the game but still....guh...
Whatever I'll stream to nobody later anyway.
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Lag and normal games suck. So much variance in skill levels on the two teams. I intended to just try kennen mid but decided not to and I played kayle in the jungle. I lagged so hard reaching 800 ping at one point >.<
Then I played two ranked games because the ping died down.
I had such a low CS as jungle jax the first game, and my ganks were horrible since I used my Q prematurely, but the enemy top and one of the guys bot didn't run flash, so that was fine. We won this game decidedly and I got a kill at level 3 with red buff on the enemy top. My skill order was E then W so I didn't get leap strike until level 3. Jax's gank felt weaker than kayle's.
Then my next game I played kayle. Wolves->blue->mid, blowing swain's flash and bringing him below 2 bars of life for my doran's ring veigar who leveled up just in time to get his stun. Then I head top. Morde is horrible, I kill him with rumble's help.
Then I head to my red only to find mundo stealing it. I ping him, veigar stuns him, and we kill him. Veigar with red. I felt bad for my support taric last game. Ez kept getting pulled. Like I'd come by to gank, and I'd be like "don't die" and he'd get pulled just before I arrive, or he'd leave me in a fight 2v2 without any pings. I said every gank to target blitz (because he has less escapes than flash W tristana) but he goes after trist and one time blitz gets away because of it with practically no life, only to grab him into tower. Then veigar and taric started arguing about something later on (veigar not pulling dragon out of the pit). At this point veigar and swain are both legendary: 8-0 and 10-0 respectively. Our team has 5 deaths. 4 of Ezraels, and 1 of mine. If I hadn't ganked bot at least 3 times, I feel like we'd have lost it horribly.
We won two games due to me just being a dick early game 
Junglers don't really need to cs a lot at my level. If you get your team kills, then they can get more levels and cs. Even if you just damage your opponent or blow summoners, as long as you don't push the lane hard you can help your laner. Warding for them is another thing junglers can do. I often charge in and do bad ganks because I think I'm missing cs, but so many top junglers camp lanes, there's probably some good to waiting for the right opportunity.
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On July 12 2012 20:00 Gaslo wrote:Show nested quote +On July 10 2012 14:35 schmutttt wrote:
Man I have so many trolls in solo q recently. Karma mid really? Pick Yi vs Kayle really?
SO FRUSTRATING What is troll about Karma mid? :O
Karma mid is a farm lane. This is OK by itself. However, why would you want to play Karma when you can play Galio?
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wards wards wards wards wards wards wards wards wards wards.
Everytime I fucking play a game people never buy any goddamn wards. Everytime I'm top I get a nice ward for my lane. Hey look, there's the jungle! Every time I'm mid I make sure to have at least one side covered for escape routes and scouting. Everytime I play support I light that fucking bottom of the map up like a christmas tree. No fucking ad carry of mine is getting raped by the jungle. Who would have thought these motherfuckers actually save a few lives once in awhile?
Go play standard solo q games and all I get is "JUNGLE CAMPIN MY LANE/MID ROAMED OT ME NO MIA/HERP DERP I SUCK BUT I HAVE TO BLAME OTHERS". Check the lanes that die and WHAT A SURPRISE, 0 ward coverage the whole game. Maybe if you bought a free lifesaver your life would ACTUALLY BE SAVED. HOLY FUCK.
2nd thing that pisses me the fuck off is blaming the jungler all day. Dude can't cover 3 lanes at once and if you feed your lane and cry about how you get no fucking help then shut the fuck up and quit this game cause you'll never get any better if you don't admit you got outplayed. I hardly even fucking play jungle but if the dude is making plays somewhere else and is getting stronger/snowballing others then I just suck that shit up and deal with it if i'm struggling knowing that others on my team can get shit done if i dont feed and just farm. Maybe if all 3 lanes didn't lose at once the jungle might have an easier time. Only time I have an issue is if the jungler ganks and hard feeds other lanes or has 0 map presence. Honestly, get off the jungler's balls you cry babies who get outlaned.
P.S.
Buy some fucking wards.
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On July 13 2012 15:34 Kcheddar wrote:
wards wards wards wards wards wards wards wards wards wards.
Everytime I fucking play a game people never buy any goddamn wards. Everytime I'm top I get a nice ward for my lane. Hey look, there's the jungle! Every time I'm mid I make sure to have at least one side covered for escape routes and scouting. Everytime I play support I light that fucking bottom of the map up like a christmas tree. No fucking ad carry of mine is getting raped by the jungle. Who would have thought these motherfuckers actually save a few lives once in awhile?
Go play standard solo q games and all I get is "JUNGLE CAMPIN MY LANE/MID ROAMED OT ME NO MIA/HERP DERP I SUCK BUT I HAVE TO BLAME OTHERS". Check the lanes that die and WHAT A SURPRISE, 0 ward coverage the whole game. Maybe if you bought a free lifesaver your life would ACTUALLY BE SAVED. HOLY FUCK.
2nd thing that pisses me the fuck off is blaming the jungler all day. Dude can't cover 3 lanes at once and if you feed your lane and cry about how you get no fucking help then shut the fuck up and quit this game cause you'll never get any better if you don't admit you got outplayed. I hardly even fucking play jungle but if the dude is making plays somewhere else and is getting stronger/snowballing others then I just suck that shit up and deal with it if i'm struggling knowing that others on my team can get shit done if i dont feed and just farm. Maybe if all 3 lanes didn't lose at once the jungle might have an easier time. Only time I have an issue is if the jungler ganks and hard feeds other lanes or has 0 map presence. Honestly, get off the jungler's balls you cry babies who get outlaned.
P.S.
Buy some fucking wards.
Yup, sounds like solo queue.
It's even worse when people expect the support to ward everything, no matter the situation. I've even had mids complain about no wards after they got ganked from top while bot was neatly warded.
The only one i accept not buying wards is the AD carry, anyone else not buying wards:
Your own d*mn fault for not buying wards and getting killed by ganks. Doesn't matter if bot didn't call mia after they got killed and the tower destroyed, if you die it's your own fault.
Wards save lifes.
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Whilst I call mia in solo q, I don't expect others to do it. Ward your fucking lane and look at the minimap. I've found mid players are the worst for this. As a jungler I'll usually ward one side for them, but so many don't even ward. Jesus when I play Morde I buy two wards on every b before ANYTHING else.
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Coming home late at 23:30 and quickly deciding about playing a fast game or going to bed with my girlried. Obvious decision is a fast game and then go to bed, npnp.
HOLY FUCK, WHY IS IT 4 am and i didn't win one single game and am down 70 elo? FUCK!
Let's see, i lost a toplane as Panth vs Riven, that was my bad, i tried to kill her between my creepwave and the turrets when she was 2 and i was still 1. Didn't help at all, she gets 2 more kills from me and snowballs. Happens.
Play another one, you just fall below 1150, need to get it back.
Get Second pick again, of course last pick wants to go mid, so as first takes Fizz and says, well you go mid, i'll be top, i go for Panth mid against TF. Huehuehue. He considers being tossed in a well if he could get out of the lane, but fizz diesn't like top anymore and we switch. Fizz doesn't like mid as well, and we lose.
Next game i have to jungle the fizz from last game this time goes top with yorick. Has decent success this time, but all lanes push, not much my malphite can do, so i farm, then i get kills in midgame and am 7/2/x at some point. Our mid does not do well and the bot premade starts flaming the poor brand. Then the blitz chases a full and fed Viktor through their jungle, gets to grab him under their bot inner tower and gets from 100 to 0 in 1.5 seconds. As i stood near enough to ult in there, i get on the flame list as well, so obviously report brand and Malphite. Malphite still being 7/2/x. We lose, because Yorick goes afk after 30 minutes.
Next game, our ad carry get's in the game, diconnects, reconnects, disconnects. Tell us he get's bugsplat anytime he tires to move. Yay.
Next game, i pick warwick for top against their cho gath, but sadly, their fourth pick takes rumbe and chogath is jungling. Damn. Screwed. Rumble taunts me at the start of the game, telling me that i am screwed. But hhe apologizes for me being screwed. How nice of him. Still i manage to farm quite ok, he does not get me too low, all is well. Then my Shaco comes top. so i engage, still not 6. And i wait, he just deceived over the wall, where is he, i am taking a full flamethrower in my minions. Where is he. I am dead. Oh there he is, he takes the kill. Nice. Farming again, going full defense route, having cdr-health-stone, thingy for health regen increase-mr-thingy and a hog + boots + 400mr thingy. So i am a bit pissed, but whatever. We still trade and i can still hold my own on lane. Then, Shaco comes top again. Waits in our jungle bush ( i am blue team). So i ult rumble and wait again. And wait. He stealths, runs into our lane bush, sets a jack their, then walks towards rumble. I am dead. He engages with 50% on rumble, who hovers away, then turns around and kills shaco. Now i am really pissed. Karthus finishes rumble off. Third time he comes top, i engage, he doesn't follow, i turn around and run to my minions, he engages, gets killed and now Rumble is 4/2 and a monster. He can take the tower and starts to roam. GG.
WHY DIDN'T I GO TO BED?
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