Horn of Africa Mini Mafia - Page 132

On February 06 2015 13:33 Eden1892 wrote:
Cleaned it up further for ease of viewing.







Off the top of my head:
- I don't think there's anything malicious to batsnacks's late switch. rsoultin makes a good observation that batsnacks's vote came a little too late to make it count, but given how chaotic the day was at the end (with multiple people not even knowing who had been lynched), it's entirely understandable that batsnacks might be mistaken in thinking that his vote would impact the lynch.
- I'm struggling to see the mafia incentive for forming a wagon on Damdred at the last minute. marvellosity even started it as a claimed miller. Granted, claimed miller really doesn't mean anything... it's probably worthwhile to see why people got on this wagon, though. It came somewhat out of the blue.
- Running with my thought from before that Koshi might be mafia, I actually feel like rsoultin could be mafia with him, because even though she declared intention to sheep me well in advance of EOD and even though I was very clear about wanting to vote between Onegu and Koshi, she didn't actually follow me until I moved off of Koshi and onto Onegu and even confirmed that I wasn't going back to Koshi. Associative reads and all, but this seems pretty damning since to my knowledge she didn't have much of a read on Koshi to that point (and thus no impetus to hesitate).

On February 06 2015 13:36 Holyflare wrote:
LOOK AT THIS:

The clangers, what are they? THEY ARE FUCKING MOON BEINGS THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE, AWESOME AWESOME MOON BEINGS. RIGHT SO WHO WAS IT MADE BY?

OLIVER

MOTHER FUCKING

POSTGATE

WHAT ELSE DID THIS SUAVE SON OF A BITCH MAKE?

ONLY IVOR THE FUCKING LEGENDARY ENGINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT DOESN'T STOP THERE THOUGH, DOES IT?????? HELL NO, HOLYFLARE, IT DOES NOT!!!!!!!!!!!



^ when you look closely at this beast of an engine you can quite clearly see the letters

M&L - RTCL, now I know what you're thinking! You're thinking "what the fuck holyflare, M&L - RTCL clearly stands for the Merioneth and Llantisilly Rail Traction Company Limited!" Right?

WRONG
WRONG WRONG

That's just what oliver postgate wanted you to think, bear in mind the creative genius of this specimen of human perfection who came up with not ONLY the CLANGERS but also gems like IVOR THE ENGINE and NOGGIN THE NOG!!!!

we

have

to

go

deeper

at first I tried every combination of names I could think of, his name/age/location/sex/family members/schooling/wives and gf's/pet names/kinks

but NO, of course he was too intelligent to leave a clue so obvious! I began to piece it all together, at first it was just a collection of letters, anagrams, just fucking useless letters! That was until I began to see the truth. To see what the late Oliver Postgate truly was........... a mafia psychic.

The M&L - RTCL was a code that could only broken by someone who had surpassed the level of ordinary mafia veteran, I had to meditate on it... ponder.....what could they mean?? Then it hit me... I transcended the barrier of the game of mafia and foresaw what was coming

the M&L - Mafia & Lynches, it was a fucking CHEAT SHEET.... now I wondered if it just applied to a game that he played in the past, oh NO NO NO, Oliver Postgate was a mafia PSYCHIC... it had to be a future game! I used my super special transcendent algorithm to find the real answer to who was mafia and what order of lynches we'd pursue!

The first - R - it was clearly quite obvious, rsoultin, no question about it

The second - T - there was no t in the game? it was a test! using my algorithm it became quite a simple matter of copy and pasting though, T is the first letter of tit - who has tits? women! it didn't quite fit, the algorithm broke at that moment, it had to test my true knowledge rather than cheating for the cheat sheet! T - 20th in the alphabet, no go, there wasn't 20 people in the game

OR WAS THERE

I wondered why the game was particularly difficult, perhaps we were getting played, perhaps mafia was just afk, yet here it was as plain as day, the people we were playing against WERE HIDDEN IN NUMBERS NOT ON THE OP....... so I did some digging! Of course, Oliver Postgate had pulled through once against - T = twenty, twenty also begins with T, who else on the forum begins with T?

My search led me to the database where I had discovered numerous t named players



+ Show Spoiler [we have to go deeper] +

The 20th name of the 20th letter of the alphabet had played in 2 games beginning with T. TheAwesomeAll.

TL Mafia XLIII Town Vanilla Survived
TL Mafia XL Mafia Vanilla Modkilled Day 3

Of course, this was a mafia lynch list so I instinctively knew to check his mafia game TL Mafia XL. It's no coincidence that he's played 2 games of mafia beginning with T which when multiplied by the number associated with the letter leads to 2x20 which is what? 40!!!!!!!!! WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE GAME??????? TL MAFIA 40!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck did I find in this game? This prophecy. It was a large game with a large amount of people. I perused the list of names.... my heart skipped a beat... I knew it all along. The 20th letter of the alphabet's 20th player was the 20th slot of the 2x20th game. TheAwesomeAll

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/mafia/227500-tl-mafia-xl#3

The anagram of theawesome all? Wholesome meat. Who eats wholesome meat? Bats that are carnivorous eat wholesome meat as a snack! Who is that? BATSNACKS

So there we have it. Batsnacks, Rsoultin were the first 2. Easy enough, this was just childs play!


The third and fourth were obviously combined - CL - CL, commonly known as chlorine, used in swimming pools and cleaning products, who likes to go swimming?????? QUITE CLEARLY AQUATIC ANIMALS..... SO I WONDERED WHO WAS AN AQUATIC ANIMAL IN THIS GAME? ON FIRST GLANCE NOBODY BUT THEN IT HIT ME. Oliver Postgate would not leave me something so obvious. I had to go deeper. I googled absolutely everyones name, even my own! I could be mafia you know??? Thankfully it was not the case, I'm as town as this town gets. Yet, interestingly enough I hit the jackpot.

BRESHKE. Albanian for... wait for it. ONLY A MOTHER FLIPPIN TURTLE UP IN THIS MOTHER FLIPPIN HOUSE.


OLIVER POSTGATE SOLVED THIS GAME MANY MANY MANY YEARS AGO AND LEFT ME HIS CLUES IN HIS MAGICAL WELSH TRAIN IVOR.

G FUCKING G

Breshke, Rsoultin, Batsnacks.

On February 06 2015 13:48 Holyflare wrote:
man batsnacks has had 1 scum read the entire game

On February 06 2015 13:59 Breshke wrote:
If i talk to you about this now and mafia has a RB im just going to get wifomed tomorrow. I will take what you have said into consideration though but id rather we don't talk about it