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Jugan
United States1566 Posts
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Incognito
United States2071 Posts
Lets see. Did anyone read my previous post? Im guessing no. Either way, if you haven't, read it. If you have, read it again. It shouldn't be that hard to get the message. But hopefully, such a large not-serious post got you all woken up so you can come to your senses. Anyway, a few loose ends from when I've last read up to... On April 20 2010 09:41 Jugan wrote: The point is that hobbes is an ungrateful donkey who turns on the people that stopped him from getting lynched. I replied to your post when you asked me to incognito, but you haven't readdressed your first analyses of Osmoses. (when you asked several players to reply) I noted that a few people have responded. One of which is you. Thank you for your reply. On April 20 2010 10:27 tree.hugger wrote: I'm laughing very very hard right now. Why because of Ace? Or are you an Assassin? On April 20 2010 11:01 madnessman wrote: Meh, I think this is worrying in that I doubt there are many assassins in this game. So if town+mafia end up accidentally killing all the assassins save one, I'm guessing that one assassin wins and game ends lol. Confirmed from flamewheel that the game does not end when an assassin wins. The remaining assassin is simply removed from the game. Automatic Archives SWEEET: BIG Thanks to Zona for that. Suspicious people: Well, right now there are a lot of suspicious people. But I'm going to switch tactics again. This time, I'm not going to say that you're suspicious. If you're suspicious, you know you are. I'm not going to sit here and make a list of the inactive people who should be looked at. That just gives you the option of ignoring me if you barely made it onto the list. So what we're going to do is this. You know if you're not doing your job. Step it up. If you choose not to do that, we just shoot you. If you're not going to bother stepping up your game now, don't expect us to believe you when you pop up tomorrow and try to defend yourself after we've accused you.. Defending yourself starts now. It starts with being active and posting pro-town. P.S. In the unlikely event that everyone complies and starts being useful, we still have some good candidates. Some that have been already mentioned. BUT we're going to go through the useless/shady people before we go through that list. Gotta have an incentive for posting, yes? | ||
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Jugan
United States1566 Posts
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Foolishness
United States3044 Posts
On April 20 2010 11:36 Incognito wrote: Hello, its your friendly neighborhood tax collector here! Don't worry, I'm not trying to suck you dry. I'm just trying to make sure you pay your fair share. Not like you care anyway, since your parents probably pay your taxes for you! Welcome to Incognito's Tax collection agency! ![[image loading]](http://metrobrokers.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/tax-collector-stockxpertcom_id69728_jpg_9233c9b394a2324739c0ba6441fcaa64.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://www.bergoiata.org/fe/bestw2/USSR%20-%20Hammer%20&%20Sickle.JPG) Rules: 1. If you don't pay your taxes, you will be punished. I'm sure you all would love to keep all your fingers on your wonderfully productive typing hands. 2. If you survive the night, we come back the next day and collect more taxes from you! 3. If you try to pay less than your fair share, we will confiscate all your property and burn you at the stake. FAQ: Q. How do I pay my taxes? A. Make sure you post. Post substantively and frequently. Non-posters will be shot, and all their property will be confiscated and be used for state production. Q. What kind of taxes are there? A. The Liquidia Tax Collection Agency collects two taxes, A) The Cost of Living Tax, and B) The Lottery tax. Q. Can you explain the Cost of Living Tax? A. Sure thing. It works very simply. You pay tax on all of your earnings. The tax breakdown is like this. There is one marginal tax bracket, which is 100%. That's right! All of your earnings will go to the Liquidia Tax Collection Agency, which will ensure that your earnings are justly and fairly distributed among those who are in need. And by "in need", I mean, those who are actively participating to bring the mafia to justice. The faster we get rid of the insurgence, the quicker we can call off this "state of emergency" and get back to the freedom and liberty we all love (not going to happen). Q. How the **** do I calculate my earnings? A. You don't. We calculate them for you. Chances are, you have underestimated your tax burden. So just to be safe, make sure you keep posting actively and usefully. Q. So is there a lottery tax? A. Yes, there is a lottery tax. Every time you win Ace's lottery, you must pay 80% of your winnings to the Liquidia treasury fund. This fund will be used to help buy housing for poor people like BloodyC0bbler and will ensure that we all live long and healthy lives. In addition, 20% of your winnings must be paid to the Liquidia Reasearch Fund, which will fund research, enabling us to weed out the mafia quickly and effectively. Finally, the last 10% of your winnings must be paid to the Liquidia "Defense" Fund, which will be used to silence all those who blab on and cover up important information. The total amount of tax due should add up to 100%, if I can do math. Oh well, even if I don't, you can always count on the Liquidian Government to dole out justice and oppose all those who call themselves socialist! Let Freedom Ring!!! Q. Can I get a receipt to ensure that the Tax Collection Agency has received my payment? A. Nope! You just have to keep posting in blind faith that we have received your payment. We are not responsible for any failed transactions on your part. Q. Thank you! I really hope I can be a good comrade and contribute to the greatness of the Liquidian people! A. That wasn't a question, but ok... People who haven't payed their taxes: 1. ??? 2. ??? 3. ??? ... We are sorry, but it seems like we have lost all record of your transactions. Please re-enter your transactions, or send a check to the Liquidia Collection Agency. If you have any questions or grievances, please contact the People's Extermination And Criminal Justice Department for more details. You just posted some stuff saying to not fill the thread with garbage, and then you post this. Thanks for just telling me your role. But don't worry, the secret's safe with me, nobody pays attention to my posts until well into the 3rd or 4th day. Which reminds me how funny it is how people keep saying there's no information, and yet in reality there's a LOT going on in the first day. No matter, you keep to your spam posting for now. | ||
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Jugan
United States1566 Posts
On April 20 2010 12:37 Foolishness wrote: + Show Spoiler + On April 20 2010 11:36 Incognito wrote: Hello, its your friendly neighborhood tax collector here! Don't worry, I'm not trying to suck you dry. I'm just trying to make sure you pay your fair share. Not like you care anyway, since your parents probably pay your taxes for you! Welcome to Incognito's Tax collection agency! Rules: 1. If you don't pay your taxes, you will be punished. I'm sure you all would love to keep all your fingers on your wonderfully productive typing hands. 2. If you survive the night, we come back the next day and collect more taxes from you! 3. If you try to pay less than your fair share, we will confiscate all your property and burn you at the stake. FAQ: Q. How do I pay my taxes? A. Make sure you post. Post substantively and frequently. Non-posters will be shot, and all their property will be confiscated and be used for state production. Q. What kind of taxes are there? A. The Liquidia Tax Collection Agency collects two taxes, A) The Cost of Living Tax, and B) The Lottery tax. Q. Can you explain the Cost of Living Tax? A. Sure thing. It works very simply. You pay tax on all of your earnings. The tax breakdown is like this. There is one marginal tax bracket, which is 100%. That's right! All of your earnings will go to the Liquidia Tax Collection Agency, which will ensure that your earnings are justly and fairly distributed among those who are in need. And by "in need", I mean, those who are actively participating to bring the mafia to justice. The faster we get rid of the insurgence, the quicker we can call off this "state of emergency" and get back to the freedom and liberty we all love (not going to happen). Q. How the **** do I calculate my earnings? A. You don't. We calculate them for you. Chances are, you have underestimated your tax burden. So just to be safe, make sure you keep posting actively and usefully. Q. So is there a lottery tax? A. Yes, there is a lottery tax. Every time you win Ace's lottery, you must pay 80% of your winnings to the Liquidia treasury fund. This fund will be used to help buy housing for poor people like BloodyC0bbler and will ensure that we all live long and healthy lives. In addition, 20% of your winnings must be paid to the Liquidia Reasearch Fund, which will fund research, enabling us to weed out the mafia quickly and effectively. Finally, the last 10% of your winnings must be paid to the Liquidia "Defense" Fund, which will be used to silence all those who blab on and cover up important information. The total amount of tax due should add up to 100%, if I can do math. Oh well, even if I don't, you can always count on the Liquidian Government to dole out justice and oppose all those who call themselves socialist! Let Freedom Ring!!! Q. Can I get a receipt to ensure that the Tax Collection Agency has received my payment? A. Nope! You just have to keep posting in blind faith that we have received your payment. We are not responsible for any failed transactions on your part. Q. Thank you! I really hope I can be a good comrade and contribute to the greatness of the Liquidian people! A. That wasn't a question, but ok... People who haven't payed their taxes: 1. ??? 2. ??? 3. ??? ... We are sorry, but it seems like we have lost all record of your transactions. Please re-enter your transactions, or send a check to the Liquidia Collection Agency. If you have any questions or grievances, please contact the People's Extermination And Criminal Justice Department for more details. You just posted some stuff saying to not fill the thread with garbage, and then you post this. Thanks for just telling me your role. But don't worry, the secret's safe with me, nobody pays attention to my posts until well into the 3rd or 4th day. Which reminds me how funny it is how people keep saying there's no information, and yet in reality there's a LOT going on in the first day. No matter, you keep to your spam posting for now. start discussion please. | ||
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Incognito
United States2071 Posts
On April 20 2010 12:37 Foolishness wrote: + Show Spoiler + On April 20 2010 11:36 Incognito wrote: Hello, its your friendly neighborhood tax collector here! Don't worry, I'm not trying to suck you dry. I'm just trying to make sure you pay your fair share. Not like you care anyway, since your parents probably pay your taxes for you! Welcome to Incognito's Tax collection agency! Rules: 1. If you don't pay your taxes, you will be punished. I'm sure you all would love to keep all your fingers on your wonderfully productive typing hands. 2. If you survive the night, we come back the next day and collect more taxes from you! 3. If you try to pay less than your fair share, we will confiscate all your property and burn you at the stake. FAQ: Q. How do I pay my taxes? A. Make sure you post. Post substantively and frequently. Non-posters will be shot, and all their property will be confiscated and be used for state production. Q. What kind of taxes are there? A. The Liquidia Tax Collection Agency collects two taxes, A) The Cost of Living Tax, and B) The Lottery tax. Q. Can you explain the Cost of Living Tax? A. Sure thing. It works very simply. You pay tax on all of your earnings. The tax breakdown is like this. There is one marginal tax bracket, which is 100%. That's right! All of your earnings will go to the Liquidia Tax Collection Agency, which will ensure that your earnings are justly and fairly distributed among those who are in need. And by "in need", I mean, those who are actively participating to bring the mafia to justice. The faster we get rid of the insurgence, the quicker we can call off this "state of emergency" and get back to the freedom and liberty we all love (not going to happen). Q. How the **** do I calculate my earnings? A. You don't. We calculate them for you. Chances are, you have underestimated your tax burden. So just to be safe, make sure you keep posting actively and usefully. Q. So is there a lottery tax? A. Yes, there is a lottery tax. Every time you win Ace's lottery, you must pay 80% of your winnings to the Liquidia treasury fund. This fund will be used to help buy housing for poor people like BloodyC0bbler and will ensure that we all live long and healthy lives. In addition, 20% of your winnings must be paid to the Liquidia Reasearch Fund, which will fund research, enabling us to weed out the mafia quickly and effectively. Finally, the last 10% of your winnings must be paid to the Liquidia "Defense" Fund, which will be used to silence all those who blab on and cover up important information. The total amount of tax due should add up to 100%, if I can do math. Oh well, even if I don't, you can always count on the Liquidian Government to dole out justice and oppose all those who call themselves socialist! Let Freedom Ring!!! Q. Can I get a receipt to ensure that the Tax Collection Agency has received my payment? A. Nope! You just have to keep posting in blind faith that we have received your payment. We are not responsible for any failed transactions on your part. Q. Thank you! I really hope I can be a good comrade and contribute to the greatness of the Liquidian people! A. That wasn't a question, but ok... People who haven't payed their taxes: 1. ??? 2. ??? 3. ??? ... We are sorry, but it seems like we have lost all record of your transactions. Please re-enter your transactions, or send a check to the Liquidia Collection Agency. If you have any questions or grievances, please contact the People's Extermination And Criminal Justice Department for more details. You just posted some stuff saying to not fill the thread with garbage, and then you post this. Thanks for just telling me your role. But don't worry, the secret's safe with me, nobody pays attention to my posts until well into the 3rd or 4th day. Which reminds me how funny it is how people keep saying there's no information, and yet in reality there's a LOT going on in the first day. No matter, you keep to your spam posting for now. Good Job Foolishness. Good job reading the spoiler in the post here. I'm sure it won't be too hard for you to see what I'm trying to do here... | ||
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Jugan
United States1566 Posts
On April 20 2010 12:43 Incognito wrote: Good Job Foolishness. Good job reading the spoiler in the post here. I'm sure it won't be too hard for you to see what I'm trying to do here... Oh man Incognito laying the smackdown. So foolishness, enlighten us on this action going on so we can get this thread going again so the mods can swoop down and destroy everything that is holy once we get on the right track! | ||
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Foolishness
United States3044 Posts
On April 20 2010 12:43 Incognito wrote: Good Job Foolishness. Good job reading the spoiler in the post here. I'm sure it won't be too hard for you to see what I'm trying to do here... Yeah the timing of my post came at a really bad time, especially after your first post on this page. Had I seen that I wouldn't have said anything. | ||
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Infundibulum
United States2552 Posts
Anyway some suggestions from little old me - DT list: Anyone suspicious and/or semi active. From my POV this includes motbob, tree.hugger, BM, TheLardyGooser. Maybe rage because of Day 1? Use your best judgment. Medic List: The obvious - Ace (even though he's not helping ... yet, he actually might be a DT), Zona, BC, Incognito, myself (lol  ) | ||
tree.hugger
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
On April 20 2010 13:05 Foolishness wrote: Yeah the timing of my post came at a really bad time, especially after your first post on this page. Had I seen that I wouldn't have said anything. I would've though. Incognito may have been making a point with that post, but it's not the issue. You were right, Foolishness, there is a ton of information after the first day, and anyone who says otherwise is not thinking clearly. There were bandwagons against RoL, Rage, and Jugan that broke down, and then a successful bandwagon against jpak. No doubt we have a lot of voting roles to go over. Furthermore, there are enough posts in this thread to go over, and an automated archives to make that even easier. And spam posts can be just as useful as helpful ones. But here's what is not helping. Veterans who, for all the talk of outreach and recruiting of new players, are playing like idiots. I'm not sure if it's laziness, some pretentious feeling of superiority, or an unwillingness to actually set a good example, but it's counter-productive and obviously anti-town. Meanwhile, it's also really not helpful to post negative comments about this game, and disparage the intelligence or efforts of your fellow players.This is by no means a 'bad game' and it's only these immature comments from people who should know better that is really going any lengths to poison this thread. As I mentioned before, I'll try to pitch in with some thoughts about the voting tomorrow. We'll see how my schedule works, and how fast I can write about Rawls. | ||
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Fishball
Canada4788 Posts
I was never against the idea, but too lazy to constantly update it myself. | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32263 Posts
Anyone else thinks the lynching went too swiftly when there was no consensus before as who to lynch? | ||
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Scaramanga
Australia8090 Posts
On April 20 2010 12:00 Jugan wrote: Nah man, when you insult someone, you have to be ready to accept an insult back. I'm sorry some people couldn't handle some "shady" insults, I just figured it was better some things other people are saying: "Okay basically you're going around sucking peoples dicks" or "Fuck all of you. You are all noobs." or "This game is shit. lets watch one piece" If me calling you a donkey truly hurt your feelings then I'm sorry for calling you a donkey. I just felt you were completely ignorant to events that transgressed and I sought to rectify it. I didn't call you a donkey to make my dick feel bigger, I called you a donkey because I felt you were acting like one. I doubt ANYONE complained about me, and if someone actually did, I apologize to them. However, they could have told me directly if they had a problem with me. I personally think that flamewheel is just trying to shape the game into something HE thinks is fun, when he is in fact ruining a lot of the fun aspects of it (especially being too lazy to start the game off with clues). It's just sad he's making me into the scapegoat, but that's okay, my posting has been a bit abrasive. I never said this game is shit i said that reading through the thread is like pulling teeth and less enjoyable than watching one piece majorly due to the fact that every 3rd post was you trolling and talking utter shit, let me find some examples On April 18 2010 08:52 Jugan wrote: I just wanna say i got the role that i usually am guys. i wanna see the clues already :O so bored On April 18 2010 11:08 Jugan wrote: i say we lynch the KF91 guy. he's annoying. On April 19 2010 07:18 Jugan wrote: why not make it 4 or 5. or even 6 or 7. or maybe 3... 3 days! Wtf is this? On April 19 2010 10:13 Jugan wrote: I think it's just two big egos duking it out. The power of the E-PENIS! note: this post went up while I was crafting my previous one. On April 19 2010 10:58 Jugan wrote: except that one of them was in a response to a post that was made while I was crafting my original post. Which I might add I NOTED in that post. GG. Offensive gging? What? On April 19 2010 12:02 Jugan wrote: yay <3 incognito. I think the plan should be to lynch that KF91 guy. On April 19 2010 13:27 Jugan wrote: Incorrect. Go read again, sir. Frankly, I'm disappointed in your analysis. Additionally, a lot of the people you say "posts 1 liners" in fact offer insight and analysis that you either failed to read or are blatantly ignoring it in order to try and bolster your "point". I think the best course of action would be to lynch YOU as you are trying to get people to support your idea through false information and/or faulty logic. ITW's analysis was actually very good but considering he was pointing you out just like i did you called it bullshit And the list goes on and on and on and on and fucking on AND YOU WONDER WHY I FIND IT SO HARD TO READ THIS THREAD. I've said my reasoning that mafia hide behind this crap and confuse the town, Ocz3z did it all the time. People have to deal with this rather than finding more reds so i think that you should be lynched to improve our chances of finding more reds | ||
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Bill Murray
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Bill Murray
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CynanMachae
Canada1459 Posts
On April 20 2010 15:08 Bill Murray wrote: something to think about: i was just considering this game, and it hit me. there really might not be assassins. flamewheel could be adding it as a role to just confuse us, otherwise it won't be that balanced unless i'm like the only green. Except that we just lynched one. | ||
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Jugan
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
Now... to aid medics in making some decisions: High Risk of Dying - BC - Caller - Incog All are pretty high profile and have been relatively helpfulish... On that note remember BC's plan of letting them live/die by their play. Not a suggestion either way, just something to think about. Medium Risk Examples are but definitely not limited to: - INfund - tree.hugger - hobbes - foolishness Basically anyone with some experience that's been posting somewhat regularly The rest are basically low risk... but I'm sure the mafia will pick off some. Also please before you protect someone go over their post history very carefully... we definitely don't want to be protecting reds and for sure there are some reds in the people I listed as perceived high/med risk. Any hints in their post history of scummy behavior and you should think twice about protecting them. | ||
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Bill Murray
United States9292 Posts
oh. that's true, i had forgotten about jpak. | ||
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Bill Murray
United States9292 Posts
On April 20 2010 15:24 meeple wrote: I see that there's been good use of the Zbot already... huge props to Zona for getting that up and running. It makes a ton of sense. Now... to aid medics in making some decisions: High Risk of Dying - BC - Caller - Incog All are pretty high profile and have been relatively helpfulish... On that note remember BC's plan of letting them live/die by their play. Not a suggestion either way, just something to think about. Medium Risk Examples are but definitely not limited to: - INfund - tree.hugger - hobbes - foolishness Basically anyone with some experience that's been posting somewhat regularly The rest are basically low risk... but I'm sure the mafia will pick off some. Also please before you protect someone go over their post history very carefully... we definitely don't want to be protecting reds and for sure there are some reds in the people I listed as perceived high/med risk. Any hints in their post history of scummy behavior and you should think twice about protecting them. I feel like I am at a pretty high risk of dying. | ||
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