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On October 13 2012 11:16 Xevious wrote:
ok so theres this woman who goes to the store to buy some shit and there are two checkout isles, one isle has a big ass line with like 100+ people and the other isle has no one in line. she goes to the one with no one in line then right when she gets there this old lady shows up randomly in front of her and starts paying for her shit in pennies and counting each penny as she goes. this takes hella time and soon everyone in the other line had finished buying their shit and left. since the old lady is still counting her pennies she moves to the other line but right as she gets there another old lady pops up and starts paying for her shit in pennies. she quickly goes back to the other line but when she gets there yet another old lady pops up and gets in line behind the original old lady. this goes on until there's like 10 old ladies in each line and she eventually just gives up and leaves without buying her shit. when she gets home her husband questions why she didn't buy the shit then she got hella mad.
anyone know what cartoon that's from? i can't find it anywhere.
also before you say it's not league related uh the cashier kinda looked like sivir ok?
ok bros i fucking found it here's the cartoon which i torrented and uploaded cuz no one uploads this shit, enjoy. also for your information yango i was actually referring to a small island where people buy their shit but seeing the cartoon again i realize now it's merely a grocery store aisle or a bank aisle rather.
if you're gonna watch it prepare to laugh your ass off this was definitely worth spending like 4 hours trying to find.
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Definitely did not look like sivir
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she doesn't look like sivir at all. told u guys he was on drugs.
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That was not even the whole thing...
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I wasn't amused by that video at all
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there was a slight resemblance. if that guy was converted into a female he'd probably look just like sivir.
thats the entire bank part and i tried uploading the whole cartoon but youtube wouldn't let me upload that shit
also it was probably funnier when i was in 2nd grade but even so i admit i lost it when the bank teller opened his booth and gave her dat look
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On October 13 2012 16:00 MooMooMugi wrote:
I wasn't amused by that video at all
I'm totally amused by no one being amused by it though. I'm laughing so hard right now hahaha
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On October 13 2012 15:31 udgnim wrote:
for Blitzcrank, after maxing Q first, is it better to max W or E first or is it situational depending on whether lane is behind, even, or ahead of opposing lane?
maxing W first allows for potentially setting up better hooks
maxing E first allows for more fight disruption which can make the difference in skirmishes in the early to mid game although landing a Q tends to already be advantage enough
Never max Q first. It's a waste of mana. And you should be maximising the value of your hooks anyway. Don't throw hooks for no reason. Generally the threat of hook > the expected value from the hook itself. Also, in a teamfight you generally only land one hook in the entire fight, and that will determine how the fight plays out anyway. In a tower siege, even with 16sec CD that's still 2 hooks per minion wave. Still fine. Don't need 4. Hook smarter, not more.
Generally I go R > E > W > Q. Max E is when you need repeatable CC, and expect protracted teamfights rather than short, brutal engagements. The time you hit 9 as a support (when your first skill is maxed) is when big teamfights are occurring. Having your CC on 2 sec (with CDR) is just so vital in disrupting, locking down, and peeing.
Max W is for positional gameplay. I rarely do this. But in things like extremely long laning phases for whatever reason, it's something I consider. Also lets you run to lane faster, ward faster and roam harder. Cheap mana cost too so you can keep spamming it. With max CDR you have near 100% uptime too.
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Moonbear, you're really underrating Q ranks on Blitzcrank.
Realistically, Q ranks add more to your burst than either other skill and is probably the strongest to actually have in lane. Powerfist and Overdrive are pretty strictly going to be about post-laning exchanges, because in most Crank lanes, your MO is going to be getting the kill/forced summoners out of that first Hook--the exchange is rarely going to go to the point where you have the 2nd Powerfist (and if you miss the hook, it's very unlikely you will trade in a way that involves you using W or E ranks anyway).
You probably don't want to max Q, because you'll need the Overdrive/Powerfist ranks in teamfights, but I actually think getting rank 2 or 3 of Grab are actually pretty good.
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On October 13 2012 16:23 TheYango wrote:
Moonbear, you're really underrating Q max on Blitzcrank.
Realistically, Q max adds more to your burst than either other skill and is probably the strongest to actually have in lane. Powerfist and Overdrive are pretty strictly going to be about post-laning exchanges, because in most Crank lanes, your MO is going to be getting the kill/forced summoners out of that first Hook--the exchange is rarely going to go to the point where you have the 2nd Powerfist.
You probably don't want to max Q, because you'll need the Overdrive/Powerfist ranks in teamfights, but I actually think getting rank 2 or 3 of Grab are actually pretty good.
It depends on the match up though. If you're just absolutely rofl stomping the shit out of the lane, more points in Q is actually better, just cuz you can just shit stomp even harder. But most of the time it's R>E>Q>W, I like the early shurelya's so positioning for hooks isn't really an issue.
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I usually start Q on Blitz, then , then W and then focus R>W>E>Q. My reasoning is ulti is always most important, W lets you get in position for a E/Q, E is useful semi-spammable CC and does decent damage earlygame, Q maybe the "best" feature of Blitz, but the increased mana cost for one second less CD isn't really worth it given the importance of mana as part of his passive and earlygame.
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On October 13 2012 16:23 TheYango wrote:
Moonbear, you're really underrating Q ranks on Blitzcrank.
Realistically, Q ranks add more to your burst than either other skill and is probably the strongest to actually have in lane. Powerfist and Overdrive are pretty strictly going to be about post-laning exchanges, because in most Crank lanes, your MO is going to be getting the kill/forced summoners out of that first Hook--the exchange is rarely going to go to the point where you have the 2nd Powerfist (and if you miss the hook, it's very unlikely you will trade in a way that involves you using W or E ranks anyway).
You probably don't want to max Q, because you'll need the Overdrive/Powerfist ranks in teamfights, but I actually think getting rank 2 or 3 of Grab are actually pretty good.
I've never really played support Blitz for damage potential (I just pick Leona or Taric for that) but I still can't see the justification for maxing Q though. Shaving 2sec per level by the time you hit midgame doesn't seem like the best skill progression. Also in lane, sometimes I just walk up to the enemy at an angle and try to Powerfist them (typically while herding them towards the jungler) and then save the hook for followup. I can see value in perhaps putting more points in Q with E max first, but Q max first itself I feel uncertain about.
I can see where you're coming from though. When I get a chance to play Blitz again I'll levelling Q more rather than leaving it until last and see how I feel about it.
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Man I thought top lane was bullshit long ago. Then I thought it was more bullshit with the release of Darius. Now its at its peak bullshitness with Rengar. Man. zz. top so snowbally already, with champs like them wtff.
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Top lane is fucking hell right now. I uninstalled for a couple weeks I was so unhappy with the heroes up there right now.
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I just hit 30 on my secondary account and I see now why people who first play ranked get so mad. The newbie isles (first 10 placement matches) are a scary place, where the chances of you getting a 2k smurf are equal to the chances of you getting three people that manage to collectively have less than 100 CS at 20 minutes.
On the other hand, once you leave, it's just smooth sailing for the most part upwards.
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This might be a really stupid question but lemme ask anyway.
If I exhaust someone that just used a projectile ability,let's say Ryze used his Q and I exhaust him right before it hits the target.
Does the exhaust reduce the damage of spells that were already cast before the exhaust?
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Main ones I have problems with are Jayce and Rengar.
Jayce is far, far too versatile, and there's absolutely no fucking reason why he should have a gap closer and a knockback. This lets him harass for free AND outtrade most bruisers in melee form. Oh and also a flat+%age AD scaling magic attack. Absolutely retarded because you itemize to survive the 95% of the time he's in ranged form, and then he still out trades the fuck out of you because the 100 armor you have does jack shit vs his magic damage. Also has ridiculously low mana costs considering he gains back mana from hammer form.
Rengar. Manaless. Not a HUGE issue if you have major weakness early game, or poor scaling. But then there's the silly jump shit(no ICD), massive burst, huge sustain, massive steroid and almost complete ungankability post-6(no fade time on stealth). I don't have the motivation to
It's like Riot wanted to put everything that's toxic for top lane on Jayce and Rengar combined.
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I think it would reduce damage, not 100% sure, but something like exhausting Galio while he is ulting reduces his damage from the ult.
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On October 13 2012 17:45 bobbob wrote:
I think it would reduce damage, not 100% sure, but something like exhausting Galio while he is ulting reduces his damage from the ult.
Yea but galios ult isn't a projectile it's just a channel that does damage after it's over or interrupted and the damage is instant.
The reason I ask is because I was low health and I got ambushed by a ryze.He managed to throw a Q at me right before I exhausted him and flashed over a wall so it chased me and I died.I can't tell if the ryze was just fed or the exhaust didn't work on the Q coz I forgot to check the death recap for amount of damage.
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