I AM DONE WITH ELO WELFARE FOR SEASON 1. I MIGHT START AGAIN FOR SEASON 2.
Hihi. This is a thread for people who want me to raise their elo. I like to duo queue with my real life friends but my main is too high for that so I use smurfs. I think this is a good way for me to give to the community by getting peoples accounts of out "elo hell." I usually get an account to 1500 before moving on to another.
Post in here if you want me to boost your account for you! I only do 1 account at a time though.
Accounts done. - Spiderland (he REALLY wanted his elo!) - Vlanitak - Dna Styx - HAL9OOO - Bly08 - Swordia - P3n15muncher (got him to 1600!) - Synzig - Zhaso
I'll be posting a replay of each game for people who are interested in how I do or just to see what it is I do differently to win these games.
W Holy shit worst fucking game I've ever played. Just goes to show communication is key. Everyone should watch this game even though I played subpar (missed many important mystic shots) and my build order was wtf weird. I restarted client at the start of the game due to my mouse not registering in case you were wondering. I really wanted to kill my whole team.
W Malzahar part of the 3 bullshit casters. Karthus, Ryze and Malz real cool.
Working on: Cixah (started 1360) (He got the account to 1500 himself!) Game 1: Ezreal.+ Show Spoiler +
W Hilarious game. Got everything from no item jungle Rammus to Tiamat Malphite to angry Ashe. I had a funny fb too, was mesmerized by our rammus's op jungle pattern.
L I played around too much this game and I decided to rely on Zilean to be able to ulti me but I guess that's too hard. Kinda my fault for relying on teamates ~
yup yup yup I don't really care much for the ELO of my US account, which is why I have given people access to it. oh and my teemo is epic slayer you just haven't seen me on a good day
My Elo is low. Really low. However, I'm not sure I'm bad enough to warrant the depths of Elo hell I am in. Regardless, I would greatly appreciate assistance in dragging myself out of it.
My summoner name is Josh the Squishy (oddly enough I don't think my problem is due to excessive deaths). Help me. Please.
I want a higher rating because my ELO is all feedernoobs and I'm obviusly better than them but I cannot carry ALWAYS 4 feeders/leavers. Terrible. How they even get to 1500 ELO?!?
On April 24 2011 01:46 BlackPaladin wrote: Why do people care about their rating? lol Grackis is 2k. Real.
Because people love to flame and when Person A calls Person B a noob and then Person B calls Person A a noob they both feel that they didn't prove the other one noobish enough. Instead you can say "i'm 2000 elo player, look at yourself, noob" and continue doing bad in normals and having an excuse
Oh also theres some other popular excuse, which most people prefer to use: elo hell exists, just like faeries and unicorns.
In other unrelated news - i can drop people's Elo to 1200 np.
Shake if you wanted to make this a Real Community Contribution you could upload replays of some of your more choice smurfing games for How2Win@1300LevelExamples
On April 24 2011 01:59 Tooplark wrote: I want a higher rating because my ELO is all feedernoobs and I'm obviusly better than them but I cannot carry ALWAYS 4 feeders/leavers. Terrible. How they even get to 1500 ELO?!?
On April 24 2011 02:10 myopia wrote: ELO. So delicious.
Shake if you wanted to make this a Real Community Contribution you could upload replays of some of your more choice smurfing games for How2Win@1300LevelExamples
I guess I'll put whoevers account I'm working on and then upload as many replays as I can (if I dc for whatever reason the replay will be corrupt) so you can see what I'm doing different than you.
Guess I didn't really make it clear in the op. I'm not duoing with people I'm just boosting their accounts to a higher elo for them. I don't have any accounts to use to duo with people.
On April 24 2011 03:48 Two_DoWn wrote: I meant u duo with me on the accounts u boostin. Easier playin with just 3 retards instead of 4. As long as you aint playin tf that is.
Pretty sure he wants to raise their Elo, not lower it. l0l
I'm game, maybe after I get 1500 elo I can see if I am really just 1400 material or i am stuck in "elo hell." pm sent . That or ill just play some morde es best.
Alright guys I put up a replay. Tell me if the replay works and please watch the game as it is completely and utterly retarded but goes to show you can easily get out of elo hell.
First replay posted is on my account, I feel so special now <3. Nice game btw, I am still not exactly sure how you guys managed to pull that around; those teammates were even more rage-worthy than average. Leblanc dies out more late game and Cait was doing stupid stuff like getting phage first but still, pretty much every one of your teammates was underleveled/underfarmed and depressing chat flying everywhere. Look forward to seeing more replays . Also you click a loooooooooot faster than me, I notice you doing stuff like attacking an enemy with red buff to slow em down, immediately run in the opposite direction, poke again, run, poke until they got low enough to just outright kill em. Do you use attack move?
No I just have my mouse sensitivity set pretty high. Poking with Ezreal is the most important thing to learn. You need to be able to hit people until you are 100% sure they will run so you don't get baited and get caught with your arcane shift down.
Game 2 is a much better example of that, just ignore the bad start ^_^
Shake, my super cereal account, 'SmashGizbro', is stuck at level 6. I don't think I belong with all these fknoobs at level 6, plz raise me to my true elo (I watch a lot of Hotshot, so plz raise to 2300, as I think that's about where I belong)).
On April 28 2011 00:36 Mogwai wrote: Shake, my super cereal account, 'SmashGizbro', is stuck at level 6. I don't think I belong with all these fknoobs at level 6, plz raise me to my true elo (I watch a lot of Hotshot, so plz raise to 2300, as I think that's about where I belong)).
Blah just tanked 50 elo from from 1527 last night when I was just originally planning to play a few to prevent decay/maybe get closer to 1600..... got sucked into the lose shuttle and now i am 1478 T____T
Would very much like an awesome boost from you to get back to where I was... assuming I m still stuck at <1500 by the time you get to me, lol ( I do own Ashe Ezreal TF and a ton of other guys on my account :D)
This sounds like a great opportunity to get my elo back to where it was before I started duoing with friends, =]. PM sent, though there seem to be quite a few people signing up already.
tempting but it feels too cheap for me. what I'd like more than anything else is for a good player to smurf with me and point out my errors/give me suggestions on how to improve my play =/. Ultimately that would be far more beneficial than artificially raising elo.
I'd rather sit at 1300 elo on my own than get another player to carry me to an elo that I don't really deserve
On May 01 2011 09:24 G0dly wrote: tempting but it feels too cheap for me. what I'd like more than anything else is for a good player to smurf with me and point out my errors/give me suggestions on how to improve my play =/. Ultimately that would be far more beneficial than artificially raising elo.
I'd rather sit at 1300 elo on my own than get another player to carry me to an elo that I don't really deserve
Sadly I usually duo queue with my irl friends using these accounts so I can't do that. I've been told that these replays help out a lot, though.
Speaking of which. Does anyone have any feedback on what I could do differently?
Commentary for the replays would be pretty sweet, but that requires uploading to youtube ect. As is I think they are fine, but a better way to have it explained would be awesome.
On May 01 2011 09:24 G0dly wrote: tempting but it feels too cheap for me. what I'd like more than anything else is for a good player to smurf with me and point out my errors/give me suggestions on how to improve my play =/. Ultimately that would be far more beneficial than artificially raising elo.
I'd rather sit at 1300 elo on my own than get another player to carry me to an elo that I don't really deserve
Sadly I usually duo queue with my irl friends using these accounts so I can't do that. I've been told that these replays help out a lot, though.
Speaking of which. Does anyone have any feedback on what I could do differently?
Post your FPVod with a webcam obviously
JK, it's already really good, like these replays don't even need commentaries, differences in play level seem so obvious.
This sounds like an awesome idea and your an amazing person and I wish I could be like you and I'm not just saying this because I want to collect ELO welfare too :OO
Also, what program do I need to use to watch the replays?
What if I gave you the info to another account in the same ELO range, would you duo with me on that account? I got to 1400, then got in a terrible mood and chain lost to the 1300's.
I don't really approve of smurfing, but I'm glad you're going to prove that good players can VERY trivially boost themselves out of "ELO hell". Probably can't maintain your 85% winrate but I'd guess you would have 75%+.
On May 04 2011 05:30 HazMat wrote: I only lose if - Trolls // afk - Trolls - Trolls
FTFY.
What at first seemed weird to me is that you buy 0 wards yet never get shut down by ganks. I guess this is a combination of map awareness + safe play (and when you actually DO play aggressively you don't stay aggressive too long and back off towards your side of the lane, i think so at least :p). But yeah, you buy so little wards that it just pains me to see 0 map coverage with wards, yet it doesn't hurt you at all. I literally can't stay top without buying wards after i hit like lvl 6.
On May 04 2011 05:30 HazMat wrote: I only lose if - Trolls // afk - Trolls - Trolls
FTFY.
What at first seemed weird to me is that you buy 0 wards yet never get shut down by ganks. I guess this is a combination of map awareness + safe play (and when you actually DO play aggressively you don't stay aggressive too long and back off towards your side of the lane, i think so at least :p). But yeah, you buy so little wards that it just pains me to see 0 map coverage with wards, yet it doesn't hurt you at all. I literally can't stay top without buying wards after i hit like lvl 6.
Also don't tell me that GPs win your games? :x
Haven't god a GP yet. And ya I don't buy wards, too busy killing noobs with op items. Also, the less wards I buy the less my teamates go and suicide 1v5 into people.
Also, Synzig wins the award for the most epic skins ever <3 Sucks that my first game on his account I got trolls because they thought it was loss forgiven.
Game 6 and game 7 from HAL9OOO are both the same replays, i guess you missed the 7th one ;-) I kinda don't get the "the less wards i buy the less my teammates try to 1v5" part. Because they won't get baited?
On May 04 2011 07:25 Kaniol wrote: Game 6 and game 7 from HAL9OOO are both the same replays, i guess you missed the 7th one ;-) I kinda don't get the "the less wards i buy the less my teammates try to 1v5" part. Because they won't get baited?
Ahh sorry. And ya it's just like... if I don't to teamfight at some point in the game I'd rather not have vision of the other team so my team just farms. It's hard to explain but it's just me being lazy to buy wards at this ELO, I don't recommend it though.
To make up for the Malz game that I deleted on accident I got a new one!
Ya I almost always pick a carry and nicely ask for a solo. I usually say "sup guys I'd like to go xxx but I'd need a solo." I never pick according to comp though Ill take a jungler if I feel like we'd need it.
Gonna take a break from welfaring for a bit. I haven't had that much time + I want to start playing on my main more + a lot of people are picking fiddlesticks.
Yo so my IGN is BananaCream... if you could get me some welfare that would be sexy. I have amost 1400 reanked 5's elo and some of the losses were due to inviting a friend who we knew wasn't good but didn't want to throw him out. Norm's ELO is much much no good. Yesterday I got stuck with 3 trolls that all picked ranged ad carried and my friend picked taric and out of raging qq anger I locked in randomed sona. We almost won that game but the #1 mord shield es always up so we no kill. Mord and I agreed to not attack each other since we were both solo top...
Anyways.. BananaCream es mi IGN plx add and is play save me.
I'm taking an extended break from LoL until like 1-2 months so I won't be doing this. I might just have to boost late into Season 2 if they do ELO reset.
I'd just like to add my testimonial to the ELO Welfare process
I've posted WW scores like this many times before, but being in ELO HELL and all I would still lose. With the combined might of 1500 level ap gragas, lane rammus and lane eve (who never ever roamed), we achieved victory in glorious battle.
I suppose I should give a quick warning: as someone who actually is 1500 elo, the level of play is much worse at the 1500 level than the 1200 level. At 1200 you can straight carry terrible players. At 1500 the sheer amount of trolls make the game incredibly unfun.
You can carry 4 bads against 5. You cant carry 3 bads and a troll against 5. Unless you are like 1800+
On May 11 2011 14:04 Two_DoWn wrote: I suppose I should give a quick warning: as someone who actually is 1500 elo, the level of play is much worse at the 1500 level than the 1200 level. At 1200 you can straight carry terrible players. At 1500 the sheer amount of trolls make the game incredibly unfun.
You can carry 4 bads against 5. You cant carry 3 bads and a troll against 5. Unless you are like 1800+
Or you can duo q with UNICHAN and then luck into someone to carry us.
I'm actually thinking of commentating it because it is quite.... interesting. I'll upload it though
edit: actually, I'll probably just write my down thoughts at different parts of the game in here. I'm not sure how'd I commentate yet + this is a lot easier.
Around 2:00~ - For some reason I compteltly forgot about Eve there. I would have died if she ignited.
3:20 - Backed early to get a pink ward and heal.
5:25 - Look for a gank bot but no one to kill so I head back mid.
6:30~ - Risky shit on my part.
8:20 - I notice how low Ashe is and how far I'm pushed out so I tell my friend (ww) on vent to hang around mid because eve will come. He didn't come but I'm ninja.
9:05 - Lucky level + dorans blade lifesteal ^-^.
11:00 - I tell WW that we can catch Eve going by river.
11:55 - Almost died to Ashe due to bad play.
13:15 - I tell WW to go ulti Rammus but for some reason he doesn't see him and goes for Ashe. I tell him to get close to me for his E proc and kill Rammus.
14:15 - Try to 1v1 Irelia since I had blue and was 4-0 but Irelia 2gud.
16:45 - Free Eve kill. Wasted Ulti because I didn't think my Q hit so hard.
20:00 - I tell WW to start looking for a fight since I got a bf. Success!
22:00~ - Red Buff Ezreal time. I kept misclicking on Irelia and ran into her, lol.
28:30 - This is where I start noticing Malzahar sucks and that GP is a farm whore. Bad fight for us because Malz refuses to ulti a tank like he should.
31:30 - Screaming at my friend in vent to not facecheck that brush didn't work. Though I picked up some kills because they're dumb.
36:00 - Another instance of Malz being bad.
38:00 - Denied Penta! This is where we SHOULD have pretty much sealed the game.
42:00 - WW should have ran at them and fought.
42:45 - Malz being bad yet again.
45:45 - Good juke by GP on that arrow let us to win fight.
49:00 - No idea how this went in our favor.
51:45 - GP troll us. Game was over here if he didn't head top.
I was up at 1600~ last December, but I took like a 5 month break and I think my points have decayed down to like 1350. I've regained a pretty good amount of my skill, so shouldn't be too hard to carry me to 1500, especially with ELO inflation.
raise my elo -- i have tf :-) happy to buy any champ you want to raise with. have almost all junglers besides noc. it will be nice to be able to play a real game in ranked for once without hard carrying everything. there's so much more to the game i'd like to play and experience having a "team" in a team game -- i know, i know, i ask so much. PM me when ready. I can't play my account this month, so now is a good time to do it.
Watching the ezreal one now, funny how ashe talks about missed arrow and from seeing the replay you can clearly see that it did hit lol. People love making excuses
Their eve seemed to be way too focused on mid even though she should have known it's pinked (everytime you put a ward ashe had the vision of the area). killing that rammus at 13. min was pure gold
BTW do you sometimes get manamune on ez or never? And why did you choose BC that game? I usually do know when i want BT over IE but never know when to get BC, when enemies don't invest in armor too much and you already have something that reduces armor?
On June 13 2011 21:26 Kaniol wrote: Watching the ezreal one now, funny how ashe talks about missed arrow and from seeing the replay you can clearly see that it did hit lol. People love making excuses
Their eve seemed to be way too focused on mid even though she should have known it's pinked (everytime you put a ward ashe had the vision of the area). killing that rammus at 13. min was pure gold
BTW do you sometimes get manamune on ez or never? And why did you choose BC that game? I usually do know when i want BT over IE but never know when to get BC, when enemies don't invest in armor too much and you already have something that reduces armor?
The Ashe arrow actually did whiff me, eve just stunned me at pretty much at the same time. I only had like 21 apen from runes + masteries (I run ad quints on Ezreal, though synzig might have had apen quints but w.e) and bruta so I got BC for extra flat armor reduction vs Mord, Irelia, and Rammus. Manamune is tempting but you should never get it on Ezreal. And yeah, I actually knew Eve would be coming by Ashe's movement + how pushed out I was so I told WW on vent to come to wraiths and countergank Eve because she'll be coming soon but he kinda trolled me.
To the people above me and anyone else who is interested, pm me someway to contact you outside of LoL (steam or AIM preffered) Also, since ive been getting lots of requests I'd like something in return so if I boost your account I' like for you to get 2-3 accounts to lvl5 using my referral link. You can simply do battle training which gives loads of exp and takes only 13mins if you push down mid and ignore the objectives.
On June 27 2011 19:35 HazMat wrote: To the people above me and anyone else who is interested, pm me someway to contact you outside of LoL (steam or AIM preffered) Also, since ive been getting lots of requests I'd like something in return so if I boost your account I' like for you to get 2-3 accounts to lvl5 using my referral link. You can simply do battle training which gives loads of exp and takes only 13mins if you push down mid and ignore the objectives.
Is this serious? I was considering this to be quite honest. Would you be willing to work with me to actually help me learn, or do you need to go on the account? I suffered a huge elo loss due to a number of circumstances not limited to playing drunk and duo queueing with friends who are >1000 elo and not being able to carry hard enough.
I kind of just want to get back to mid-1200s or maybe 1300s where I feel I belong.
I'm kind of curious for most of the people who've been boosted, were you able to maintain your 1500+ rating (verifying that you did not belong in Elo Hell), or did you fall back down?
I for one fell back down to about 1450ish and I haven't played ranked in a while trying to learn new champs in normal. I played quite a bit of veigar after i got carried to 1500 and lost due to lots of trolls on my team even when i had scores like 7-2-7 average. Lesson learned score doesn't matter. I still have improving to do :/. Somehow...
On June 29 2011 18:01 -ty[r]ant wrote: Is this serious? I was considering this to be quite honest. Would you be willing to work with me to actually help me learn, or do you need to go on the account? I suffered a huge elo loss due to a number of circumstances not limited to playing drunk and duo queueing with friends who are >1000 elo and not being able to carry hard enough.
I kind of just want to get back to mid-1200s or maybe 1300s where I feel I belong.
Also, does OP check this thread? I've had a rough week and am considering this direly. I'd probably consider paying for it even, to make my game more enjoyable it'd be worth it.
On June 29 2011 20:20 Cel.erity wrote: I'm kind of curious for most of the people who've been boosted, were you able to maintain your 1500+ rating (verifying that you did not belong in Elo Hell), or did you fall back down?
I actually fell a bit afterwards, but I have climbed to 1500 now.
On June 29 2011 18:01 -ty[r]ant wrote: Is this serious? I was considering this to be quite honest. Would you be willing to work with me to actually help me learn, or do you need to go on the account? I suffered a huge elo loss due to a number of circumstances not limited to playing drunk and duo queueing with friends who are >1000 elo and not being able to carry hard enough.
I kind of just want to get back to mid-1200s or maybe 1300s where I feel I belong.
Also, does OP check this thread? I've had a rough week and am considering this direly. I'd probably consider paying for it even, to make my game more enjoyable it'd be worth it.
Yes i do read this thread but PM me if youre considering it.
I'd be interested, I don't have a lot of time to play with work this summer but I would like to not have to play a ton of games to get my ELO up when the school year starts. How long is your list?
For some reason when I load the replays it always crashes my LoLReplay... portraits show up blue with the tag [Unlocalized] on them. Anyone know what's wrong?
Edit: old versions on LoL, I think... Found something about it on their forums.
ELO hell doesnt even exist. It cannot possibly do, because the very concept would reject possibility of skill existing, hence rejecting ELO itself. The reson for this is the causal link between skill and results, hence ELO being a causal implication of skill, thus refuting the premise of ELO hell.
On July 28 2011 12:09 xarthaz wrote: ELO hell doesnt even exist. It cannot possibly do, because the very concept would reject possibility of skill existing, hence rejecting ELO itself. The reson for this is the causal link between skill and results, hence ELO being a causal implication of skill, thus refuting the premise of ELO hell.
On a mass scale it definitely doesn't, and for people of X skill(some unknown level, but truly good players) they are too good to be effected by it, but from a pure statistics standpoint there is SOMEONE(almost certainly a number of someones, given the sheer number of players) who is getting fucked in the ass by matchmaking CONSTANTLY. It's just, the way it is.
This is not me condoning whining about elo hell =p
I could use some ELO welfare too. I'm on EU though :-/
For 5 days I was on a crazy winning streak getting back up to around 1250ish, but today went on a freaking losing run and dropped to 1137. Like, I can't seem to understand....
I found the best way to circumvent elo hell was to just play something abusive that can win early. Ap taric, noc, udyr, whoever you can use that can just abuse early games til you're at the elo you think you should be at then start playing normally again. Ie I didn't want to fuck with the 1300s again when I started tryharing recently so i played pretty much ap taric and jungle udyr exclusively and now that I'm 1650 I just play champs I'm comfortable with and the wins come easily enough. No more coin flips on which team will have bigger tards
On August 03 2011 13:38 TacToSs wrote: Would it be bad if I just wanted some elo to get a bronze banner in my profile for season 2 even though I don't play ranked? lol
Hell even I could do that for you lol =p. Just play morde/vlad/jax/etc. and literally 1v5 the other team. Don't play any team characters just get fed and kill everyone.
In case people were still wondering about whether not wefarees could keep there elo, I have actually gained a net 12 rating or so after maybe 30 ranked games since Shake left me at 150x. Highest I got was ~1560 :D
God I could seriously use this right now. Dropped almost 100 elo since I came back to ranked games and now I'm sitting at just below 1200.....:sadface:
Instead of carrying me can you email me some tips for getting out? I'm working my way out right now but it's two slow. Like 10 elo every 3 games. I have mechanics down but I don't know how to turn an in lane advantage into a win.
Thanks
Email: jimqi123@gmail.com
*I just made this email so if any trolls want to spam it go ahead =p
I'm down for helping some folks out with this elo thing
Me next for 1875 thankyouhaveaniceday.
add me in game (lokan)
On August 15 2011 14:40 Jimqi wrote: Instead of carrying me can you email me some tips for getting out? I'm working my way out right now but it's two slow. Like 10 elo every 3 games. I have mechanics down but I don't know how to turn an in lane advantage into a win.
Thanks
Email: jimqi123@gmail.com
*I just made this email so if any trolls want to spam it go ahead =p
Explode lane creeps, go gank onther lanes, get dragon, steal buffs, get ahead so you can get a couple easy kills later, take baron, push all their lanes in, and win.
I'm down for helping some folks out with this elo thing
Hey i am currently at like 1180 something and i think i am much better than that and i was wondering if you could just help me get to somewhere a little higher maybe like around 1400-1500 ty in advance.
must get in before everyone floods in from sidebar :D
i'm a long time lurker and played with a couple of people (ign bringerofcats) but ranked has just been frustrating to solo, at 1274 atm, and the usual people I play normals with are 1500-1600 so any help getting up there will be appreciated
On August 16 2011 10:53 Odds wrote: Shake what if we duo while welfaring? Anyway ill try with stoppin first and see how it goes, maybe I feed and tank him down to like 400 elo lolol
Um, I'm finished with welfaring for this season. I probably won't continue this for S2 so... do you want to take over :D
On August 16 2011 10:53 Odds wrote: Shake what if we duo while welfaring? Anyway ill try with stoppin first and see how it goes, maybe I feed and tank him down to like 400 elo lolol
Um, I'm finished with welfaring for this season. I probably won't continue this for S2 so... do you want to take over :D
Bro man up
2 ~1900+ level players in a 1400 level game
We could probably win every game doing cassi/karth bot lane op combo
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. That or ill just play some morde es best.
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