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boxerfred
Germany8360 Posts
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GoingGoingGone
Slovakia529 Posts
He goes... 1st turn. Innervate Innervate Venture Co. Mercenary 2nd Turn. Mark of the Wild. FUCK. | ||
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Steelavocado
United States2123 Posts
On January 15 2014 04:43 GoingGoingGone wrote: Druid vs Druid. I go first, nothing to play turn 1. He goes... 1st turn. Innervate Innervate Venture Co. Mercenary 2nd Turn. Mark of the Wild. FUCK. Oh god RIP. I managed to go 7-3 and profit off arena for 5 straight runs then bomb out in 3  ALSO what is this magic? Hover over card names and it shows the card?! Wowow TL. | ||
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aliasds
Canada555 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/J2nEPHu.png) nerf that shit to the ground. | ||
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Jeanjacket
United States8 Posts
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Tsutchie
Australia951 Posts
On January 15 2014 09:55 Jeanjacket wrote: For the love of everything holy and unholy, the need to fix how minions shift randomly around the board and don't accurately represent their board location. Lost ANOTHER ranked game where I would have had lethal if Defender of the Argus didn't "miss" one of my minions. FML. happens with card in your hand too. i played the wrong card because it was overlapping with another card in my hand and lost a won match... pyro blast nerf cant come sooner | ||
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Bwiggly
United States246 Posts
On January 15 2014 04:43 GoingGoingGone wrote: Druid vs Druid. I go first, nothing to play turn 1. He goes... 1st turn. Innervate Innervate Venture Co. Mercenary 2nd Turn. Mark of the Wild. FUCK. I know the feeling. Turn 1 and 2 nothing as warrior. Turn 2 the Druid coins alarm-o bot I play some 3 drop. Turn three alarm-o switches with a Deathwing, but no battlecry so he has a full hand and a 12/12. | ||
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Greendotz
United Kingdom2053 Posts
So please everyone, stop using Murloc decks, they’re terrible, they're bad for my health and it makes you look like a twerp. | ||
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suicideyear
Ivory Coast3016 Posts
i feel like holy nova should not be only 5 mana | ||
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Cheren
United States2911 Posts
Also if you've tried running murloc decks, you'd realize it's a huge coinflip where you hope opponent doesn't draw AoE, it's as un-fun to play as it is to play against. No one really likes murlocs. | ||
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Dreamer.T
United States3584 Posts
On January 14 2014 17:45 scFoX wrote: Hey, new patchnotes! Guess who disenchanted three Sylvanas? Gah -- At least I can disenchant my golden Sylvanas for a free legendary. I have one too. But it's too beautiful to disenchant . | ||
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Irave
United States9965 Posts
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jaybrundage
United States3921 Posts
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Tsutchie
Australia951 Posts
On January 15 2014 11:01 Greendotz wrote: To all people who run Warlock Murloc decks, you’re all massive arse pundits! Seriously, the few times I play constructed and I run into a Warlock I always think “I swear, if his first card is a Murloc I’m going to destroy him with extreme prejudice”. It’s such a lazy idea ‘Hur-dur I pick all the Murloc’s…. because…. Synergy, or so I heard’. Okay, so I guess you could say that about any deck really (how hard is it to copy a popular deck-list) but that’s the one you went with? It’s not even good, the whole thing revolves around been insanely lucky and drawing everything in the right order, Murloc Tidecaller > Murloc Warleader > Coldlight Seer > and finishing off with Old Murk-Eye. Yet every time I run into these obscure players all they ever do is throw down every card they start with, burn out their hand by turn 3 and then proceed to life-tap themselves to death. Despite this awfulness they still manage to get me down to something like 10hp each time and stress me out that I'll lose to something so bad. So please everyone, stop using Murloc decks, they’re terrible, they're bad for my health and it makes you look like a twerp. its a stupid deck. drop minions, go for the face and pray to the rng god. easy win at turn 5-10 or gg out to roll the dice on the next poor sucker. | ||
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Nisyax
Netherlands756 Posts
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Serejai
6007 Posts
vs a Priest: Turn 9: Priest plays Ysera Turn 10: Priest plays two Faceless Manipulators Turn 11: Nightmare on each Ysera + Inner Fire on two + Divine Spirit on two So now I'm staring at a 9/17 Ysera and two 34/34 Yseras. I mean really, who at Blizzard felt that being able to do 77 damage in a single turn in constructed was a good idea? And the bad part is there is absolutely zero skill involved in things like this. The RNG gods smiled upon the Priest and frowned upon me. A close second would be a loss I had a few games earlier to a Warlock murloc deck. The Warlock didn't even have imps so his entire board was a bunch of 1 health murlocs but I couldn't draw any of my Swipes or Starfalls to save my life. FML. | ||
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Jeanjacket
United States8 Posts
On January 16 2014 03:29 Serejai wrote: This game can be so fucking stupid at times. vs a Priest: Turn 9: Priest plays Ysera Turn 10: Priest plays two Faceless Manipulators Turn 11: Nightmare on each Ysera + Inner Fire on two + Divine Spirit on two So now I'm staring at a 9/17 Ysera and two 34/34 Yseras. I mean really, who at Blizzard felt that being able to do 77 damage in a single turn in constructed was a good idea? And the bad part is there is absolutely zero skill involved in things like this. The RNG gods smiled upon the Priest and frowned upon me. A close second would be a loss I had a few games earlier to a Warlock murloc deck. The Warlock didn't even have imps so his entire board was a bunch of 1 health murlocs but I couldn't draw any of my Swipes or Starfalls to save my life. FML. I'm sure I'd be equally frustrated but I couldn't help but lol at your Ysera situation... lol.... two 34/34's yiiikes. | ||
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Inschato
Canada1349 Posts
And the next mage I played, played turn 9 pyroblast and topdecked turn 10 pyroblast. Woooooo 10 health vs mages so skill much impressed. | ||
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ShivaN
United States933 Posts
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57 Corvette
Canada5941 Posts
On January 15 2014 04:43 GoingGoingGone wrote: Druid vs Druid. I go first, nothing to play turn 1. He goes... 1st turn. Innervate Innervate Venture Co. Mercenary 2nd Turn. Mark of the Wild. FUCK. I had a very similar play, only I was on the druid's side... Also, what the hell am I supposed to do facing a paladin with full board, and 5/7 minions have divine shield. Blood knight's wet dream, but I didn't have him in my deck and I nearly ragequit. | ||
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