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Pony Express Issue 73: Apr. 27 - May 4, 2009

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Last Edited: 2009-05-05 16:04:43
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The 73rd Issue


Letter from the Editor

Dear Readers,

In case you didn't know, last week's interview was actually with micronesia. Also, some things I need to mention: I have started working and I have to get up at 6 everyday (ugg), so PX will be posted earlier than usual. Also, next week I will not be able to compile PX, as I will be away in Vancouver, likely without much time around a computer. If someone wants to compile issue 74, go for it. If not, I will just do a two week edition the following week.

- Kau

Staff

Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Chill – Strategy
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Physician – Memory Lane
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Fontong – VOD of the Week
pangshai – Battle Report
ShoCkeyy – Interviews

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
Interviews .............................................. p12

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  • KeSPA

  • Cry now if you missed out

  • More than you would probably like to know about kidney stones

  • A New Hope?


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  • Lunch time should be noonish

  • Happy Birthday Nazgul!

  • Awesome movies


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[14:58] <MarS_Wm> there is a TV show on at 11pm tonight called "My Wife is a Gangster"
[14:59] <MarS_Wm> Country: South Korea
[14:59] <MarS_Wm> Language: Korean
[15:00] <MarS_Wm> Eunjin fought her way to the top to become a living legend among South Korean gangsters. When she finally finds her long-lost elder sister, she accedes to her sibling's dying wish that she find a man and settle down. Efforts to feminise her with sexy clothes and coquettish training end in disaster, when Eunjin keeps slipping out of character and into rough street-talk.
[15:01] <MarS_Wm> what is rough Korean street talk?
[15:01] <dizzy44> kimchi kimchi soju
[15:02] <iLoveKTF> "FUCKING SKILLESS NEWBIE" obviously


[14:58] <MarS_Wm> there is a TV show on at 11pm tonight called "My Wife is a Gangster"
[14:59] <MarS_Wm> Country: South Korea
[14:59] <MarS_Wm> Language: Korean
[15:00] <MarS_Wm> Eunjin fought her way to the top to become a living legend among South Korean gangsters. When she finally finds her long-lost elder sister, she accedes to her sibling's dying wish that she find a man and settle down. Efforts to feminise her with sexy clothes and coquettish training end in disaster, when Eunjin keeps slipping out of character and into rough street-talk.
[15:01] <MarS_Wm> what is rough Korean street talk?
[15:01] <dizzy44> kimchi kimchi soju
[15:02] <iLoveKTF> "FUCKING SKILLESS NEWBIE" obviously


[01:44] <@NeverGG_> I'm worried if I get interviewed again the question will be 'Which gamer have you touched the most?'
[01:44] <@NeverGG_> The worrying thing is - there are multiple names.


Nal_rAwr: i'm by.curious
By|Curious: wat
By|Curious: im by.curious
Nal_rAwr: I am by.curious
By|Curious: im by.curious
Nal_rAwr: remember yesterday
Nal_rAwr: i'm by.curious
By|Curious: no
Anycall: looooooooooool
By|Curious: i dont
By|Curious: i dont
Anycall: by.curious
Nal_rAwr: remember
By|Curious: im by.curious
By|Curious: no
By|Curious: wat
Nal_rAwr: where'd you get the idea
Nal_rAwr: for that name
By|Curious: w a t
By|Curious: a a
By|Curious: t a w
Nal_rAwr: idea
Nal_rAwr: ?
Nal_rAwr: yesterday rite
By|Curious: wat
Nal_rAwr: yeah
By|Curious: no
Nal_rAwr: i'm bigbang
By|Curious: like
Nal_rAwr: "by.curious"
By|Curious: i made this id
By|Curious: 4 months ago
By|Curious: i believe
Nal_rAwr: oh
Nal_rAwr: well
By|Curious: soi ur trying to tell me that u have sex with men
Nal_rAwr: oh i thought i was by.curious
By|Curious: ?
Nal_rAwr: wat?
Nal_rAwr: anyways
Nal_rAwr: i'm in Nal
Khos: you're both spammers
By|Curious: u have sex with men?
By|Curious: khos
Nal_rAwr: i got recruit at 2am last night
By|Curious: we are discussing something
Nal_rAwr: can i join by?
By|Curious: no
Khos: DISCUSS THIS
By|Curious: u can come up with a better nick tho
Nal_rAwr: please can i join by
By|Curious: by.theby
By|Curious: by.annually
By|Curious: choose one
Nal_rAwr: uh
Nal_rAwr: hold on
Nal_rAwr: let me come up with 1
Nal_rAwr: by.sickle
Nal_rAwr: and i be
By|Curious: uh
Nal_rAwr: by.sickle
By|Curious: wat
Nal_rAwr: please
By|Curious: k
By is now called Khos
By|Curious: ya
Nal_rAwr: by.sickle
Nal_rAwr: YES
TuxedoBond: How about By|Sexual.
ktp: biclops, the bisexual cyclops
Nal_rAwr: so am i officially in the uber pro clan by
TuxedoBond: Would suit you nicely.
Nal_rAwr: y ty
Nal_rAwr: am i?
By|Curious: omg
SoYuKKUSENMAN: is there a by curious?
SoYuKKUSENMAN: o
SoYuKKUSENMAN: lame
By|Curious: will all of you die
SoYuKKUSENMAN: that episode was hilarious
By|Curious: irl?
By|Curious: rl death for u plz?
By|Curious: 1time?
Khos: you mad?
Khos: you mad?
Nal_rAwr: so am i officially by.sickle?
By|Curious: yes?
Nal_rAwr: yes
By|Curious: oops i put nal_rawr on ignore
By|Curious: how do i undo it
Khos: you dont
Nal_rAwr: uh
By|Curious: kk
By|Curious: o well

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Air Force ACE ~ New Faces:

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from FuDDx's blog

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from sky_slasher's blog
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Teamliquid DIVERSITY; please don't hurt it.

Is there anybody out there? by IntoTheWow
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46931#3

Reptilians and Faul CONSPIRACY by MarklarMarklar
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=68397

Proposition: Internet forums make you dumber
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=24218

Getting to know you: Part Deux by Smurg
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44391

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On April 28 2009 05:09 vGl-CoW wrote:
in Soviet Russia, girl rapes you


From the "reverse rape" thread


On May 05 2009 01:19 zulu_nation8 wrote:
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On May 05 2009 00:35 Pioneer wrote:
On May 04 2009 21:03 GTR wrote:
this kid has qualified for like two osl's already and has miserably failed in all of them.

don't understand why he cries now.

September 09, 1992

hahahaha

GTR you've obviously not worked hard enough at something to be emotionally invested in it. You should probably tone down on the cocky and obnoxious comments before you've actually experienced it.


you should probably pay kwark back before you post on this forum



On May 05 2009 01:44 ghostWriter wrote:
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FACTS:

The US has the second worst newborn death rate in the world.

The US has one of the highest maternal mortality rates among industrialized countries.


FACTS: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.


The Shit Bus

The Shit Bus staff would like to make mention of a special poster this week. Instead of having a post we will just encourage you to follow this poster as he continues to navigate the wild and crazy adventure that is idiocy.

Charliemurphy

Since April 22nd Charlie has managed to have 5 threads closed before 40 posts could be made in any of them, 37 being the most posts made in one of his threads before a moderator realized Charlie had made a thread.

I submit that of the threads opened by a user, charliemurphy is the most thoroughly closed poster on TL.net (when coupled with amount of posts.. this excludes 100 post nubs who open 30 threads).

He is a valuable asset to this website. And we appreciate his public display of barely functional retardation.

Thank you Charlie.
-The Shit Bus Staff

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  • Things Arrian hears his partner say

  • EsX_Raptor uncovers new lifeform

  • evanthebouncy brings you math puzzles!

  • railxp posts some news article about a Time troll

  • GrayArea needs something more ambitious than school

  • iCCup.d(O.o)a teaches us the reason for not jaywalking across a freeway

  • Retsukage, another photographer within our midst!

  • Crossword fun by Scaramanga

  • I agree micronesia, mailto is stupid

  • lilsusie catches haji in photographs!

  • Forum annoyances. How many do you do RoieTRS?

  • Plexa's team of the week


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Sparkwind was just banned by Chill.

That account was created on 2008-03-05 00:42:26 and had 42 posts.

Reason: How is it that people understood the ability to communicate? We would not be here without our incredible ability to share ideas with one another.

There was always interaction between humans. Maybe even animals. Maybe even all organisms. Communication reflects on life, and life on communication.

While I was overseas, I found the meaning to my life. But is it the same as yours? If we could communicate this meaning, maybe we would know. Or would we?

I refuse to believe. But I must believe to refuse. Disturbing, isn't it? I find you in the unlikeliest of places; I find you at the likeliest of times. If only they were reversed, would my task be simpler? It is a loaded question, since the answer must be uncertain.

We rank your posting ability to be stellar. Despite my rating of having to reread, at least twice, 85% of your sentences, you were the hallmark of posting on our website. And thus, as your martyrdom completes the cyclic nature of this end, you shall live on.

Good luck in creating your new website. A greater website. I look forward to remembering you in a distant memory. As you fade away, was that my imagination, or did it actually occur? Lost amongst the many growing, entangled bits and bytes of information, layeth thine true savior. "Yay, he was good" I shall remember. And he was. And he was.

Remember this day. April 27th. Two thousand and nine. We shall remember it as 03/29/2008. You would have liked it that way.

Remember. Surrender is always an option.


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Now with Battle Report! Thanks pangshai!

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The game today is a PvT between daezang and really on neo medusa. Having not followed progaming religiously for a while, I've very little to offer on either the players or the map, except for the fact that the map is an updated version of medusa, which was hugely imbalanced PvT. Seems like the balance has tilted in the opposite direction now (68.4% P>T to 38.9%), although it is possible too few games have been played on it to make it statistically worthwhile to mention. Anyway, on to the game.

Really spawns with yellow terran at the 7 oclock position, while daezang gets red protoss at the 10 position. Standard opening builds for both players, daezang warping a gateway in his main and scouting after, opting not to do the ever popular 10/15 build, and really getting a depot first to wall off his main choke. Perhaps worried about some sort of proxy cheese behind his mineral line, really sends out his scv on completion of his depot to mine out the minerals at his temples. Unfortunately for really, daezang's probe heads for his base first, and although really gets his rax up in time to prevent its entry, the probe manages to take out the rax building SCV despite really's best efforts.

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Back in daezang's base, really's SCV sees 1 gate and a spinning core, and a robotics facility being added. In the meantime, daezang begins applying pressure to really's wall in with a zealot and a dragoon, forcing really to pull SCVs to repair. Because of the dragoon presence at his choke, really is also forced to get his expo CC much further into his main, delaying his expo timing significantly.

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Daezang's pressure is relentless, and even after really has his tank out, he continues his harass of really's wall with his, now, ranged goons. Excellent control by daezang here, sacrificing his zealot to absorb tank shots while his dragoons continue pounding on the wall, microing his dragoons to take potshots at the tank, forcing really to retreat it, and then switching over to the depot, before finally being rewarded with its destruction.

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Really, however, pulls his SCVs and completes siege mode in time, throwing up a quick makeshift defense. Not wanting to commit to a risky engagement, daezang quickly retreats after losing a goon, only scoring a couple of SCV kills despite breaking the wall.

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Daezang moves back to his base with his 2 remaining goons and takes his nat. Soon after, a shuttle leaves daezang's main with a reaver and a zealot. When it enters really's base, his engineering bay is just complete, and he has a mere 3 tanks and no turrets yet for defense. What happens next is a reaver harass so brutal it makes me as a terran player want to cry. I'll let the pictures do the talking.

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and after a while I stopped bothering with the screenshots. you get the idea

Because of daezang's fantastic reaver harass, really is in a whole world of hurt, and too weak economically and militarily to threaten daezang, and so daezang decides to further his lead by quadruple nexusing for a total of 4 bases on just 2 gates. At this point of time, really has only 1 factory, 3 tanks, and has finally gotten a turret up in his main mineral line. Yet, daezang, amazingly, is still able to harass, and with each SCV and tank killed, is delaying really more and more, and allowing his 4 base economy to kick in.


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With the defenses in the main now too strong, daezang makes a foray into really's nat where he finds a huge loophole in really's turret and tank coverage. Alas, he barely gets 3 SCV kills due to glitches and general reaver stupidity.

Meanwhile, really knows he's ridiculously far behind, and has built a starport (and 1 other factory for a total of 2), hoping to come back into the game with a vulture drop. No such luck, as daezang is on top of his every move, anticipating the dropship moving out, and preparing a group of goons to intercept it. Even if the dropship had reached his mineral only, the vultures would've met a cannon and defending dragoons anyway.


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Daezang's teammates unable to suppress their smiles after he intercepts the dropship

After the tragic lost of the dropship, really's next move was to pilot some vultures into the centre of the map, perhaps to scout, plant some mines, or harass some expoes -- whatever it was we'll never know, cause daezang shut that down instantly as well. With 9 gates and arbiter tech coming, the outcome of the game was obvious to anyone. At this point of time, really had just completed his 3rd and 4th factories, was floating a CC to his min only, and still had no scanners.

Another dropship attempt by really fares better, netting an inconsequential amount of probes before cannons and some zealots clean up. A simultaneous drop at daezang's mineral only is seen and the dropship flees without dropping its payload. Daezang, opting to play safe, sits with his army a little outside the terran choke, while adding more gateways. He gets a bit sloppy with his drop defense though, and a tank drop at his new expansion at the 2 nat takes out a good number of probes, not that it really matters anymore. Daezang is probably maxed out, and is mining from 6 bases.

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In preparation to take another base, really pushes slightly out of his nat with his rather small army of tanks, playing very carefully, sticking to the sides and mining and turreting up. Doesn't matter. Daezang charges in anyway and blankets a good half of really's army with storms.

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Really's army actually does pretty well, and surprisingly takes out a good portion of daezang's army (probably suicided into mines), but with his army dead, he has no choice but to type out., concluding a great PvT on neo medusa with daezang showcasing some fantastic early game pressure that allowed his reaver to do so much damage (31 kills) that it basically won the game for him. And here's a pic to revisit really's anguish.

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Question of the Week
Does the earlier PX release bug you?

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Moderator
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-05 04:50:37
May 05 2009 04:50 GMT
#2
CHARLIE!
:O
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
May 05 2009 04:59 GMT
#3
Kau delivers as usual <3
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
May 05 2009 05:06 GMT
#4
lol @ shitbus
UNFUCK YOURSELF
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
May 05 2009 05:12 GMT
#5
Great edition, loved it.

CharlieMurphy needs more love though.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
May 05 2009 05:28 GMT
#6
charliemurphy is still a few steps up above raithed, cuz he's funny when he's stupid
posting on liquid sites in current year
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5117 Posts
May 05 2009 05:35 GMT
#7
thank you! good job
"you wouldnt feel that way if it was your magical sword of mantouchery that got stolen" - racebannon
Ilvy
Profile Joined September 2002
Germany2445 Posts
May 05 2009 05:44 GMT
#8
missing Nyo ;( and the Stove

well done Kau thx
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
May 05 2009 05:53 GMT
#9
On May 05 2009 14:28 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
charliemurphy is still a few steps up above raithed, cuz he's funny when he's stupid


Agreed.

That is what makes it so amazing. Charlie is funny, helpful, nice, mean and completely useless almost always at the exact same time. Raithed is just one of those things.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
May 05 2009 05:56 GMT
#10
Nice!
Moderator<:3-/-<
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1848 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-05 06:41:45
May 05 2009 06:39 GMT
#11
On May 05 2009 14:44 Ilvy wrote:
missing Nyo ;( and the Stove

well done Kau thx


Nyo is so lazy. Psh, as if not having a computer would stop him from getting on IRC.

JUST JACK IN TO THE IRC NYOVNE!

I liked this PX. Thanks so much!
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
May 05 2009 06:43 GMT
#12
Argh I fail at PX - I totally forgot. Pming Kau now~!
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
May 05 2009 06:43 GMT
#13
WOW lol the ban was amazing

thanks for the PX and thank you chill for this amazing ban rofl
aka. Samael
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
May 05 2009 06:52 GMT
#14
Great Shit Bus this week.

Also, yes DaezanG-Really is a sick game.

Thanks Kau! Great PX! Have a fun time in Vancouver.
✌
snorlax
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States755 Posts
May 05 2009 06:56 GMT
#15
yay! thanks for another great article guys
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
May 05 2009 07:21 GMT
#16
great stuff huge thanks as always.. Chill gotta get workin on the strategy corner though
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
May 05 2009 07:26 GMT
#17
come spend anyday from wed - friday in victoria yo, we get drunk cobbler style!
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
pangshai
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Chinatown5333 Posts
May 05 2009 07:26 GMT
#18
i feel sad that scaramanga's blog didn't get more love.
#1 midas fan
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
May 05 2009 07:55 GMT
#19
OH MY GOD


Memory Lane contains the thread (IntotheWow's) in which I was born on TL!!!!!

haha this makes me happy
omG.[RaYnE]
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines100 Posts
May 05 2009 07:59 GMT
#20
is this going to be updated?

great issue nonetheless... :D
omG.[RaYnE] ---> rayne_ph :D
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
May 05 2009 08:04 GMT
#21
On April 28 2009 05:09 vGl-CoW wrote:
in Soviet Russia, girl rapes you


lololol How did I miss that
POGGERS
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 05 2009 08:05 GMT
#22
On May 05 2009 14:12 FirstBorn wrote:
Great edition, loved it.

CharlieMurphy needs more love though.


more love? or more ban >:D
Hates Fun🤔
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8092 Posts
May 05 2009 08:19 GMT
#23
YES I MADE PX MY LIFE IS COMPLEATE
gw kau
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
May 05 2009 09:03 GMT
#24
Keke thanks Kau, and I just PMmed you, my badz0r t_t.

p.s. you asked for it neggy -.- keke
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
May 05 2009 09:04 GMT
#25
Oh god the Ban of the week and the Shitbus are hylarious haha, delivers as usual.

Cheers charlie.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-05 09:51:12
May 05 2009 09:40 GMT
#26
my last 5 closed threads/blogs:
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SC2 Mod (didn't check BW forum)

Google searches BLACK instead of BLANK

Most retarded threads/forum ever
(PM me if you wanna see the threads)

RepDepot+Bwchart website
(Its not the same as repdepot at all)

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world's largest cock
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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
May 05 2009 10:58 GMT
#27
-.-
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
EvoChamber
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France2505 Posts
May 05 2009 11:17 GMT
#28
lol, Charlie really is the village idiot of TL.
That's not awful writing, DAMMIT. It's perfectly sensical english construction.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-05 14:16:58
May 05 2009 14:16 GMT
#29
On May 05 2009 01:34 Flaccid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 04 2009 11:26 InToTheWannaB wrote:
wtf would they do if like a whole team ever died in some crazy shit like this?


Make an inspirational Disney movie.



So tasteless, so good
(WannaB asked 'What would happen if the Cowboys bubble collapse killed the whole team?)
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
May 05 2009 15:01 GMT
#30
that game in the battle report was sick. Nice writeup for the PX as well.
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Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3500 Posts
May 05 2009 16:06 GMT
#31
On May 05 2009 16:26 BloodyC0bbler wrote:
come spend anyday from wed - friday in victoria yo, we get drunk cobbler style!


Haha unfortunately I don't drink :p
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SlayerS_`HackeR`
Profile Joined November 2008
United States190 Posts
May 05 2009 20:53 GMT
#32
i was the troll, "Nal_rAwr" lol in the IRC comments

i'm now in Nal and by.!
- i pwn n00bs -
Whyzguy
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada263 Posts
May 06 2009 03:26 GMT
#33
Epic ban!

No, earlier PX = earlier Celebration
"He who throws dirt, is losing ground." - Fortune Cookie [May 2011]
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
May 06 2009 03:44 GMT
#34
Great battle report pangshai!

PX is a good read as always.
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pangshai
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Chinatown5333 Posts
May 06 2009 09:11 GMT
#35
On May 06 2009 12:44 Fontong wrote:
Great battle report pangshai!

PX is a good read as always.

wondering if i should make it shorter next time cause people can just watch the vods anyway.
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Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3500 Posts
May 07 2009 05:26 GMT
#36
Shock wants to do next week's stuff, so pm to him please!
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Vharox
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States1037 Posts
May 07 2009 10:24 GMT
#37
That Moltke thread was AMAZING. LOL
Velr
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Switzerland10870 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-07 10:46:39
May 07 2009 10:43 GMT
#38
On May 05 2009 13:47 Kau wrote:

Question of the Week
Does the earlier PX release bug you?

p12



My whole weak shedule lies in shatters on the floor before me .
Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3500 Posts
May 08 2009 16:04 GMT
#39
On May 07 2009 19:43 Velr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2009 13:47 Kau wrote:

Question of the Week
Does the earlier PX release bug you?

p12



My whole weak shedule lies in shatters on the floor before me .


Get a stronger one, it might not shatter :p
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
May 08 2009 16:12 GMT
#40
On May 05 2009 20:17 EvoChamber wrote:
lol, Charlie really is the village idiot of TL.

POGGERS
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-08 16:15:43
May 08 2009 16:15 GMT
#41
On May 09 2009 01:12 konadora wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2009 20:17 EvoChamber wrote:
lol, Charlie really is the village idiot of TL.


And he seems to be proud of the title...I can't decide whether I should be disgusted or amused.
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Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
May 09 2009 01:24 GMT
#42
I don't know if you guys get enough praise for this.
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JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
May 09 2009 02:07 GMT
#43
i've just searched sparkwind to read why he was banned.
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
May 09 2009 02:13 GMT
#44
On May 09 2009 01:15 JWD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 09 2009 01:12 konadora wrote:
On May 05 2009 20:17 EvoChamber wrote:
lol, Charlie really is the village idiot of TL.


And he seems to be proud of the title...I can't decide whether I should be disgusted or amused.

ignorance is a bless.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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