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United States889 Posts
Now, I used to do a lot of team play. I didn't get into 1v1 until late last year. Now, as I used to do this a lot, I've heard some pretty crazy things, and I've seen some pretty crazy things, like the guy who started building Arbiter Tribunals in the middle of the map, but here are some things, most of them extrapolated in some way from experiences I've had in team play, that you don't want to hear your partner say:
10. I'm gonna five pool.
9. Hey white, can you send me a command center? I'm gonna infest it.
8. Just a sec, I've gotta piss
7. I've got five dark archons. (his response to 'How are you doing over there?' )
6. Why would you corsairs? Scouts are much better. (Followed up with: )
5. Should I get speed or sight first?
4. Just dropped my third spire
3. Can you destroy my barracks? My units can't get out.
2. What happened to my drones?
1. I am so durnk right nwo
Sometimes I feel like I've seen it all, from the pure defiler/science vessel once used against me, but it seems like every time I play I see something even stranger. I'm sure anybody who's done a good amount of team play has something here to contribute. Go for it.
 
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DEMACIA6550 Posts
LOL, nice. Some of these I admit I did not understand but most of them are just hilarious.
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On April 28 2009 08:22 Arrian wrote:
9. Hey white, can you send me a command center? I'm gonna infest it.
I'm guilty of this one lol.
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my partner once asked me how you make lurkers. i was surprised because he didnt look that noob
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I play a lot of fastest when I'm drunk/high/lazy and what you list there doesn't come even close to what you can read at 3:00am in a fastest game.
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On April 28 2009 08:34 only_human89 wrote:
my partner once asked me how you make lurkers. i was surprised because he didnt look that noob
maybe he played without the expansion
the list was very funny btw
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-hey lets rush 1
>looks at their base<
-wtf are u doing?
"1 base bc dawg."
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Some of the ones I've encountered:
"hold on my maphack isn't working"
"this is my first game"
"power overwhelming"
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2 minutes into the game "sorry gotta go"
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Im bigger on team playing as well then 1v1 but yea I know what u mean on partner's saying stupid shit. I can't think of much right now but as of late I remember this 3v3 bgh which led to me being tripled team the first 8 mins of the game which l ended having to tell one of my partners to help me out and where to attack. After a few minutes of me being attacked while holding and telling my partner what to do it led to "GOD WHY DON'T YOU STFU". My only rebuttal was "well maybe if you knew wtf to do besides stay in your base I might stfu." We still won the game but yea some people out there still have trouble of knowing wtf is going on in the map. Oh the list was nice but I can be guilty of the having to pee and being drunk.
On April 28 2009 08:33 Mastermind wrote:Show nested quote +On April 28 2009 08:22 Arrian wrote:
9. Hey white, can you send me a command center? I'm gonna infest it.
I'm guilty of this one lol.
Hey it isn't so bad if its bgh'ers.
On April 28 2009 08:38 [DUF]MethodMan wrote:
I play a lot of fastest when I'm drunk/high/lazy and what you list there doesn't come even close to what you can read at 3:00am in a fastest game.
Oh man this is so true. I have a good friend that plays fmp and he tried to get me into it for awhile but OMG you can really read some stupid shit that people say. I stray away from any fmp now.
Edit: Oh like back in 2005 when i started to play this game again some guy joined our game and picked terran. Sure enough my ovie scouted him and he said "OMG WHAT IS THAT FLYING COW GOING TO DO?"......Let alone he had 3 scv's mining and 1 sitting.
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I'm cracking up so hard reading all these lines. I liked number 9, funny shiet
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On April 28 2009 08:48 Kennelie wrote:Show nested quote +On April 28 2009 08:33 Mastermind wrote:On April 28 2009 08:22 Arrian wrote:
9. Hey white, can you send me a command center? I'm gonna infest it.
I'm guilty of this one lol. Hey it isn't so bad if its bgh'ers.
It was bgh, back in 1999. It was my first multiplayer game ever and we were playing against comps. I ended up killing the cc before i could infest it because I forgot about it. I was able to get the guy to build me another one that I successfully infested. It was a pretty sad game all around. I think I had about 10 drones 30 mins into the game.
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When you hear someone say "black sheep wall" or "show me the money", it's time to leave.
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nah it gets bad when its already the minute mark where u have your 9/9 or 10/10 and "food for thought" just appears out of nowhere......
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United States47024 Posts
On April 28 2009 08:33 gusbear wrote:
"I think I'm pregnant"
On April 28 2009 08:36 DeathByMonkeys wrote:
"Is it in yet...?"
I lol'ed at these more than the OP.
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United States24767 Posts
"what are you doing get cannons"
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On April 28 2009 09:08 micronesia wrote:
"what are you doing get cannons"
hahhahah YESS XD
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"leave it on extra high please"
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