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Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
April 28 2009 00:53 GMT
#21
Call the wrong name in bed
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
April 28 2009 00:55 GMT
#22
"I'm going to fast tech"

My Protoss partner goes forge FE vs. double Protoss.

I fucking sighed.
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
April 28 2009 00:56 GMT
#23
fucking noobs rushed me
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
April 28 2009 00:59 GMT
#24
From the irc comments thread:

[15:01] <Naruto> I played a guy that was running around teh map like crazy, when I asked him what he's doing (I thought he dont know the map) he told me he's creeping
myfriendPlank
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States550 Posts
April 28 2009 01:06 GMT
#25
On April 28 2009 08:33 gusbear wrote:
"I think I'm pregnant"

On April 28 2009 08:36 DeathByMonkeys wrote:
"Is it in yet...?"


Lol'd so hard XFD...
TeNken.1
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States226 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-28 01:44:54
April 28 2009 01:44 GMT
#26
*In a 3v3 bgh after my partner proceeds to make 15 cannons and no gateways as I get tripled*
Him: "you should have made some cannons you noob"
Me: "why didn't I think of that?"

*In a 7v1 comp stomp game as I proceed to make a bunch of creep colonies in my 'allies' base*
Him: "dude what the hell are you doing"
Me: "im protecting you"
Him: "thx bro"

*2 minutes into a 3v3 bgh when me and my partner are at opposite ends of the map*
Him: "back me up guys, im going carriers"
Me: "..."
"The G-Don is the official family hitman."
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
April 28 2009 01:55 GMT
#27
Before I clicked on this thread I thought it was gonna be a sex thread. I liked #2 and #3. Oh and.. hell, all of them. Chuckles.
XK ßubonic
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
April 28 2009 02:56 GMT
#28
show me the money
show me the money
operation cwal
the gathering
power overwhelming
정명훈 화이팅!~
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
April 28 2009 03:14 GMT
#29
"try to prolong your death as long as possible i'm getting carriers"
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
April 28 2009 03:19 GMT
#30
NR20 MM
XK ßubonic
coolcrimefighter
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States378 Posts
April 28 2009 03:23 GMT
#31
On April 28 2009 10:44 TeNken.1 wrote:
*In a 7v1 comp stomp game as I proceed to make a bunch of creep colonies in my 'allies' base*
Him: "dude what the hell are you doing"
Me: "im protecting you"
Him: "thx bro"
Me: "..."

LOL someone tried that on me before.
I killed it and rushed into his base owned him because his unally was pretty late
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
April 28 2009 03:37 GMT
#32
On April 28 2009 08:42 Nytefish wrote:
Some of the ones I've encountered:

"hold on my maphack isn't working"
"this is my first game"
"power overwhelming"

rofl

also...
"im so fukin high rite now"
though i don't wanna hear it, it's fukin funny

"dude how come it doesn't pause when i go to menu?"
"oh shitt the enemy gave me vision" (talking in reference to the vision he had of me... thought i was enemy...)
"wtf hack, these bunkers don't do anything..." (did'nt fill em up)
ggyo...
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
April 28 2009 04:07 GMT
#33
On April 28 2009 12:23 coolcrimefighter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 28 2009 10:44 TeNken.1 wrote:
*In a 7v1 comp stomp game as I proceed to make a bunch of creep colonies in my 'allies' base*
Him: "dude what the hell are you doing"
Me: "im protecting you"
Him: "thx bro"
Me: "..."

LOL someone tried that on me before.
I killed it and rushed into his base owned him because his unally was pretty late

awww so MEAN
<3
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
April 28 2009 04:08 GMT
#34
On April 28 2009 09:01 TheYango wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 28 2009 08:33 gusbear wrote:
"I think I'm pregnant"

Show nested quote +
On April 28 2009 08:36 DeathByMonkeys wrote:
"Is it in yet...?"

I lol'ed at these more than the OP.

speaking of laughter,
that would not be something you want to hear after pulling your shlong out.
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
April 28 2009 04:54 GMT
#35
On April 28 2009 10:44 TeNken.1 wrote:


*In a 7v1 comp stomp game as I proceed to make a bunch of creep colonies in my 'allies' base*
Him: "dude what the hell are you doing"
Me: "im protecting you"
Him: "thx bro"

So, did you win?
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
AzureEye
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1360 Posts
April 28 2009 05:12 GMT
#36
"What are you doing? Just keep massing Zealots and we'll win" (late game)

"Worker rush!!!"

"Oh shit I forgot to build observers" (While you get killed by DTs)

Terrans who whine: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=107788
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
April 28 2009 05:22 GMT
#37
ive stopped playing with noobs because of this.. it hurts to see this sometimes

"help, my worker is stuck behind the mineral patch"
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
April 28 2009 05:32 GMT
#38
"yeah I uh have a fiance"
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
April 28 2009 06:05 GMT
#39
me: c
c
c
c
c

him: what's c?

...
SNSD fan
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
April 28 2009 07:01 GMT
#40
What's c? O_o
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
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