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Things you don't want to hear your partner say

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Arrian
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States889 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-27 23:43:13
April 27 2009 23:22 GMT
#1
Now, I used to do a lot of team play. I didn't get into 1v1 until late last year. Now, as I used to do this a lot, I've heard some pretty crazy things, and I've seen some pretty crazy things, like the guy who started building Arbiter Tribunals in the middle of the map, but here are some things, most of them extrapolated in some way from experiences I've had in team play, that you don't want to hear your partner say:

10. I'm gonna five pool.
9. Hey white, can you send me a command center? I'm gonna infest it.
8. Just a sec, I've gotta piss
7. I've got five dark archons. (his response to 'How are you doing over there?' )
6. Why would you corsairs? Scouts are much better. (Followed up with: )
5. Should I get speed or sight first?
4. Just dropped my third spire
3. Can you destroy my barracks? My units can't get out.
2. What happened to my drones?
1. I am so durnk right nwo

Sometimes I feel like I've seen it all, from the pure defiler/science vessel once used against me, but it seems like every time I play I see something even stranger. I'm sure anybody who's done a good amount of team play has something here to contribute. Go for it.


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gusbear
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
333 Posts
April 27 2009 23:33 GMT
#2
"I think I'm pregnant"
Ares[Effort] *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
DEMACIA6550 Posts
April 27 2009 23:33 GMT
#3
LOL, nice. Some of these I admit I did not understand but most of them are just hilarious.
Moderatorgold coin
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
April 27 2009 23:33 GMT
#4
On April 28 2009 08:22 Arrian wrote:
9. Hey white, can you send me a command center? I'm gonna infest it.

I'm guilty of this one lol.
only_human89
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States212 Posts
April 27 2009 23:34 GMT
#5
my partner once asked me how you make lurkers. i was surprised because he didnt look that noob
"You're a pathetic, jerk, loser, and I wouldn't kiss you if I had brain cancer and your lips were the cure" LOOOOL
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
April 27 2009 23:36 GMT
#6
"Is it in yet...?"
[DUF]MethodMan
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany1716 Posts
April 27 2009 23:38 GMT
#7
I play a lot of fastest when I'm drunk/high/lazy and what you list there doesn't come even close to what you can read at 3:00am in a fastest game.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-27 23:41:45
April 27 2009 23:41 GMT
#8
On April 28 2009 08:34 only_human89 wrote:
my partner once asked me how you make lurkers. i was surprised because he didnt look that noob


maybe he played without the expansion

the list was very funny btw
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
April 27 2009 23:41 GMT
#9
-hey lets rush 1
>looks at their base<
-wtf are u doing?

"1 base bc dawg."
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
April 27 2009 23:42 GMT
#10
Some of the ones I've encountered:

"hold on my maphack isn't working"
"this is my first game"
"power overwhelming"
No I'm never serious.
Pepsicolaone
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States967 Posts
April 27 2009 23:46 GMT
#11
2 minutes into the game "sorry gotta go"
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equal.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-27 23:50:37
April 27 2009 23:48 GMT
#12
Im bigger on team playing as well then 1v1 but yea I know what u mean on partner's saying stupid shit. I can't think of much right now but as of late I remember this 3v3 bgh which led to me being tripled team the first 8 mins of the game which l ended having to tell one of my partners to help me out and where to attack. After a few minutes of me being attacked while holding and telling my partner what to do it led to "GOD WHY DON'T YOU STFU". My only rebuttal was "well maybe if you knew wtf to do besides stay in your base I might stfu." We still won the game but yea some people out there still have trouble of knowing wtf is going on in the map. Oh the list was nice but I can be guilty of the having to pee and being drunk.
On April 28 2009 08:33 Mastermind wrote:
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On April 28 2009 08:22 Arrian wrote:
9. Hey white, can you send me a command center? I'm gonna infest it.

I'm guilty of this one lol.

Hey it isn't so bad if its bgh'ers.
On April 28 2009 08:38 [DUF]MethodMan wrote:
I play a lot of fastest when I'm drunk/high/lazy and what you list there doesn't come even close to what you can read at 3:00am in a fastest game.

Oh man this is so true. I have a good friend that plays fmp and he tried to get me into it for awhile but OMG you can really read some stupid shit that people say. I stray away from any fmp now.

Edit: Oh like back in 2005 when i started to play this game again some guy joined our game and picked terran. Sure enough my ovie scouted him and he said "OMG WHAT IS THAT FLYING COW GOING TO DO?"......Let alone he had 3 scv's mining and 1 sitting.
ya had ya shot kid!
bigsack
Profile Joined August 2007
Korea (North)220 Posts
April 27 2009 23:50 GMT
#13
I'm cracking up so hard reading all these lines. I liked number 9, funny shiet
Hilary Clinton for 2008
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
April 27 2009 23:56 GMT
#14
On April 28 2009 08:48 Kennelie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 28 2009 08:33 Mastermind wrote:
On April 28 2009 08:22 Arrian wrote:
9. Hey white, can you send me a command center? I'm gonna infest it.

I'm guilty of this one lol.

Hey it isn't so bad if its bgh'ers.

It was bgh, back in 1999. It was my first multiplayer game ever and we were playing against comps. I ended up killing the cc before i could infest it because I forgot about it. I was able to get the guy to build me another one that I successfully infested. It was a pretty sad game all around. I think I had about 10 drones 30 mins into the game.
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
April 27 2009 23:57 GMT
#15
When you hear someone say "black sheep wall" or "show me the money", it's time to leave.
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
April 28 2009 00:01 GMT
#16
nah it gets bad when its already the minute mark where u have your 9/9 or 10/10 and "food for thought" just appears out of nowhere......
ya had ya shot kid!
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
April 28 2009 00:01 GMT
#17
On April 28 2009 08:33 gusbear wrote:
"I think I'm pregnant"

On April 28 2009 08:36 DeathByMonkeys wrote:
"Is it in yet...?"

I lol'ed at these more than the OP.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24683 Posts
April 28 2009 00:08 GMT
#18
"what are you doing get cannons"
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
April 28 2009 00:30 GMT
#19
On April 28 2009 09:08 micronesia wrote:
"what are you doing get cannons"


hahhahah YESS XD
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
April 28 2009 00:31 GMT
#20
"leave it on extra high please"
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