Self Surgery - Page 3

On March 06 2009 09:39 radar14 wrote:
i'll give you a vote for "most likely to approach his knocked up girlfriend with a coathanger"

On March 06 2009 09:53 TheOvermind77 wrote:

1. I tie off the hemangioma because I think it's a good idea
2. I accidentally tie it too tight, causing it to start to bleed.
3. I try to stop the blood everywhere and end up ripping off part of the part I sinched off with dental floss.
4. I run upstairs, stripping off my clothes to avoid getting blood everywhere.
5. My roommate looks at me and goes "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
6. I grab tequila (40%) quickly and scrub the wound with sterile gauze and tequila.
7. I grab my boiled scissors and cut off the excess that's hanging.
8. Roommate walks in, sees blood everywhere and goes "WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?"
9. I close the door on him.
10. Scrub more tequila on it.
11. Use a dishrag to start soaking up blood.
12. Blood everywhere.
13. Kick open door, run downstairs, grab sterile gauze pads and run upstairs.
14. Roommate asks if I need help, has IPA in hand. I take the IPA.
15. Girlfriend calls. Hang up because I can't talk.
16. Rescrub wound with LOTS of IPA, pour it on it.
17. Use one sterile gauze pad to soak blood off wound.
18. Use next three gauze pads to apply pressure on wound.
19. Bandage gauze pads to chest.
20. Laugh, walk downstairs, read how stupid I am on TL.net, and then make this post.

On March 06 2009 09:56 malongo wrote:
I told you. Just burn the damn thing.

On March 06 2009 09:04 TheOvermind77 wrote:
First of all, I've had experience with both animal and cadaver small scale surgery and wound closure and I'm going into med school.

On March 06 2009 09:53 TheOvermind77 wrote:
SOOOOOOOOOOO

First of all, I've had experience with both animal and cadaver small scale surgery and wound closure and I'm going into med school.

On March 06 2009 09:04 TheOvermind77 wrote:
First of all, I've had experience with both animal and cadaver small scale surgery and wound closure and I'm going into med school.

On March 06 2009 09:46 LuckyFool wrote:
Make sure to knock yourself out with something strong before starting any incisions.