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Xenixx
United States538 Posts
On March 06 2009 09:39 radar14 wrote: i'll give you a vote for "most likely to approach his knocked up girlfriend with a coathanger" seconded can you explain, on a srs note, why you desperately need this thing removed and can't wait for a doctor? | ||
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
On March 06 2009 09:53 TheOvermind77 wrote: 1. I tie off the hemangioma because I think it's a good idea 2. I accidentally tie it too tight, causing it to start to bleed. 3. I try to stop the blood everywhere and end up ripping off part of the part I sinched off with dental floss. 4. I run upstairs, stripping off my clothes to avoid getting blood everywhere. 5. My roommate looks at me and goes "WHAT THE FUCK?!" 6. I grab tequila (40%) quickly and scrub the wound with sterile gauze and tequila. 7. I grab my boiled scissors and cut off the excess that's hanging. 8. Roommate walks in, sees blood everywhere and goes "WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?" 9. I close the door on him. 10. Scrub more tequila on it. 11. Use a dishrag to start soaking up blood. 12. Blood everywhere. 13. Kick open door, run downstairs, grab sterile gauze pads and run upstairs. 14. Roommate asks if I need help, has IPA in hand. I take the IPA. 15. Girlfriend calls. Hang up because I can't talk. 16. Rescrub wound with LOTS of IPA, pour it on it. 17. Use one sterile gauze pad to soak blood off wound. 18. Use next three gauze pads to apply pressure on wound. 19. Bandage gauze pads to chest. 20. Laugh, walk downstairs, read how stupid I am on TL.net, and then make this post. How come this so sounds like a circumcision? At least that's how I almost read it.... | ||
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Malongo
Chile3479 Posts
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AltaiR_
Korea (South)922 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/1213/image151.jpg) hopefully yours wont end up scarred like mine. i chopped it off with an x-acto knife, peroxide, and pure stupidity. nice job :D | ||
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TheOvermind77
United States923 Posts
On March 06 2009 09:56 malongo wrote: I told you. Just burn the damn thing. I was actually more scared to burn it off than cut it off. Burned flesh can get infected pretty easily. Don't even know if I got all of it off, but I did get the large part off. And I guess it's not too bad if it leaves a scar... | ||
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caelym
United States6430 Posts
On March 06 2009 09:04 TheOvermind77 wrote: First of all, I've had experience with both animal and cadaver small scale surgery and wound closure and I'm going into med school. I think you'll be a good doctor. First hand experience is invaluable. doctors clearly lack balls nowadays, and this dude definitely has them | ||
LosingID8
CA10835 Posts
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radar14
United States1437 Posts
On March 06 2009 09:53 TheOvermind77 wrote: SOOOOOOOOOOO First of all, I've had experience with both animal and cadaver small scale surgery and wound closure and I'm going into med school. Is anybody else in favor of some stricter oversight for medical school admissions?  | ||
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Sanity.
United States704 Posts
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Straylight
Canada706 Posts
On March 06 2009 09:04 TheOvermind77 wrote: First of all, I've had experience with both animal and cadaver small scale surgery and wound closure and I'm going into med school. ... this guy wants to be a doctor? The ethanol % in tequila isn't even strong enough to be an effective antiseptic. You should've went for the IPA immediately. | ||
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CDRdude
United States5625 Posts
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-orb-
United States5770 Posts
On March 06 2009 09:46 LuckyFool wrote: Make sure to knock yourself out with something strong before starting any incisions. Most strong stuff thins the blood, so no | ||
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eatmyshorts5
United States1530 Posts
Laughed how unsmoothly the operation went but oh well at least it was successful. | ||
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nataziel
Australia1455 Posts
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FragKrag
United States11567 Posts
m g. so what are you going to amputate next? | ||
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Straylight
Canada706 Posts
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Malongo
Chile3479 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
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Malongo
Chile3479 Posts
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7mk
Germany10157 Posts
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