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cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
March 06 2009 02:06 GMT
#81
Epic lol. Premed for the win
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
March 06 2009 02:11 GMT
#82
Wow... lol LZ, what is wrong with you? Nipple ring probably consumed your mind, eh?
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32122 Posts
March 06 2009 02:33 GMT
#83
At least put up pics like I did. Pussy.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=51086
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
March 06 2009 02:41 GMT
#84
hahaha I'm happy you're not dead, that sounds pretty gross though
imperfect
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada1652 Posts
March 06 2009 02:43 GMT
#85
i can't believe you went through with it haha

should get it checked up though or something.
blind bisu free and anytime fanboy.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 06 2009 02:45 GMT
#86
eww. reading OP makes me feel sick. brb gonna go puke now.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 06 2009 02:45 GMT
#87
Lol sick. Good job.
Peace~
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
March 06 2009 02:52 GMT
#88
yo that story of you actually getting it off is pretty funny! haha
ambit!ous1
Profile Joined September 2007
United States3662 Posts
March 06 2009 02:55 GMT
#89
On March 06 2009 09:26 thedeadhaji wrote:
what
the
fuck

no.

Bisu[Shield] / ♔ SoYeon
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
March 06 2009 02:57 GMT
#90
So I've got a frostbite on one of my fingertips that is really affecting my play, or well I cant play at all actually since I cant feel anything. Could you drop by and amputate it for me?
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
epicdoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States489 Posts
March 06 2009 03:16 GMT
#91
rep plz
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
March 06 2009 03:21 GMT
#92
On March 06 2009 12:16 epicdoom wrote:
rep plz


and pics or it didn't happen. Pretty good though. I hope that you're alright, and that you removed all of it. Imo, you really should have waited for the appointment so that you didn't end up almost bleeding to death.
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
March 06 2009 03:21 GMT
#93
you need angel dust pcp....and then continue with the procedure.
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
March 06 2009 03:35 GMT
#94
That all sounded pretty fucked up and ridiculous. Shoulda just burnt it off ez. Put spoon on stove, play street fighter for 10 minutes, grab spoon and press down on thingy. No mess~
Nak Allstar.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
March 06 2009 03:39 GMT
#95
Gentlemen, we have a winner!
Moderator<:3-/-<
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
March 06 2009 04:32 GMT
#96
dude you should have just stuck a lit cigarette on it then wash that shit!
Yeaaaaa!
yes.
5,5,5,5fenestrane
Profile Joined October 2008
6 Posts
March 06 2009 04:51 GMT
#97
Well, good thing you're ok. You could have froze it off with liquid nitrogen.
YNWA
oo_xerox
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States852 Posts
March 06 2009 05:03 GMT
#98
On March 06 2009 10:32 oo_xerox wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2009 10:28 Kennigit wrote:
I had a big skin moley mole thing under my arm pit and it was always pissing me off for like 6 months. Everyone made fun of me saying it looked like a third nipple so i cut it off in front of them them with a KBar. Seriously most painful and "AAAAUUEUEEEEUEEE" moment ever when you saw your own flesh. No scar though so i consider it a hero moment.


I`ll pay to see those folks reaction

EXample: (\ (O.O) /) see, no more third nipple

____,,,_\º,º/_,,,____ ok, can we get out now?

LOL

I could get a more coherent article by gluing a Sharpie to a dog's cook and letting it hump the page.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
March 06 2009 05:04 GMT
#99
XDXDXD lmao, you were going to use SALT to help stop the bleeding XDXD wtf please tell me that was sarcasm


epic win though tequila solves everything
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-06 05:12:29
March 06 2009 05:08 GMT
#100
oh god

Crazy
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
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