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iNCuBuS_
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States905 Posts
March 06 2009 05:12 GMT
#101
On March 06 2009 14:04 Etherone wrote:
XDXDXD lmao, you were going to use SALT to help stop the bleeding XDXD wtf please tell me that was sarcasm


epic win though tequila solves everything

I just googled it to make sure it was correct, and apparently it is...

1. Salt and water- Take a small cup mix up some warm water and salt together. Place this onto a rag making sure it's pretty saturated. Then keep blotting the cut with this solution. The bleeding will stop after 2 minutes or so. It will not burn you at all.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
March 06 2009 05:15 GMT
#102
he said salt no solutions mentioned:p

also pepper? that i had no idea it did anything to help clot blood
FreeZEternal
Profile Joined January 2003
Korea (South)3396 Posts
March 06 2009 05:37 GMT
#103
lol you are crazy my friend. lol
Tinithor
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1552 Posts
March 06 2009 05:49 GMT
#104
I love the part about girlfriend. Epic story. wish you got it on vid.
"Oh-My-GOD" ... "Is many mutas, Yes?"
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
March 06 2009 06:06 GMT
#105
hahaha this guy's awesome
just being able to share such an epic story would be worth all that blood haha
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-06 06:17:02
March 06 2009 06:16 GMT
#106
You should do it LIVE that would be more epic, we'll set it up like a liquibition
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
March 06 2009 06:29 GMT
#107
hey if you attempt it again, make a video pleaseee. im fascinated with self surgery as ive done shit like this before. it left a small scar but i got it out. i had 2.
Sixer
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States278 Posts
March 06 2009 06:38 GMT
#108
i lmao'd all through the surgery BO/actual outcome
YO MAN~YOGA PARTY BABY
mmgoose
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
769 Posts
March 06 2009 06:41 GMT
#109
whiskey and gunpowder would be the more manly route.
And you know if a grandmother had a penis she would be a grandfather.
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
March 06 2009 06:46 GMT
#110
On March 06 2009 15:16 BalliSLife wrote:
You should do it LIVE that would be more epic, we'll set it up like a liquibition


LOL we gonna place bets too?
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
March 06 2009 07:05 GMT
#111
Your a dumbass.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
March 06 2009 07:09 GMT
#112
On March 06 2009 16:05 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
Your a dumbass.



well then.
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
March 06 2009 07:09 GMT
#113
Oh shi- u did it now.
Someone's gonna say it.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
March 06 2009 07:48 GMT
#114
Haha, gj man

Nice name for that thing as well, He-Man gioma
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
March 06 2009 08:34 GMT
#115
That was pretty manly.
Do you really want chat rooms?
TeRaTosS
Profile Joined April 2006
Australia36 Posts
March 06 2009 08:45 GMT
#116
Here is some medical advice:

1) See your Doctor. Its what they are for. Its what all that medical school and years in the hospital are for. Its like me trying to fix my computer when I don't have any idea what I am doing. Sure you can google it, and a few times out of 10 it may work, but this is your life we are talking about, you don't want to make mistakes.

2) Forget about making a mess of it and getting an ugly scar. Your chest is close to a few vital structures, mainly your heart and lungs. Infections can spread quickly in those areas. The antiseptic techniques you were using are not sufficient. Most people that have a procedure like that are also placed on prophylactic antibiotics. You may feel clean when you are doing the procedure, but you will eventually shower, change your clothes, etc, that is when you can get infected.

3) You should have also considered, if you cut something important, and lose a lot of blood, you don't have access to fluids via IV. You are cutting in an ackward position looking down onto your chest. You may not be able to visualise everything you need to see. And finally, what if you got half way cutting and it hurt so much that you cannot continue?

Please please please, let a a doctor do these things.
Look up made you look
piskooooo
Profile Joined November 2008
United States351 Posts
March 06 2009 09:39 GMT
#117
Get some pictures broseph.
<3 MKP
Scooter
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States747 Posts
March 06 2009 09:52 GMT
#118
shit, awesome story. If there were pics this'd make front page digg easy.
My unblocks gets yo curleh mustache wet のωの
Kim_Hyun_Han
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
706 Posts
March 06 2009 10:35 GMT
#119
U might be Jonh Rambo lmao

the more hardcore thing i ever done was self suture a knife wound
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France7917 Posts
March 06 2009 10:55 GMT
#120
omfg

What's wrong with you? Why don't you ask a specialist to do it?
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
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