EPTDon't use a knife for fuck's sake, use a razor blade.
I'm sure you can find an over the counter type of numbing medicine.
I don't think it's a terrible idea, but things could go wrong.
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PhorClayton
United States198 Posts
Don't use a knife for fuck's sake, use a razor blade. I'm sure you can find an over the counter type of numbing medicine. I don't think it's a terrible idea, but things could go wrong. | ||
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HeaDStrong
Scotland785 Posts
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Racenilatr
United States2756 Posts
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-orb-
United States5770 Posts
It's a collection of blood vessels you will be bleeding so badly all over the place... | ||
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frankbg
Canada335 Posts
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radar14
United States1437 Posts
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PhorClayton
United States198 Posts
On March 06 2009 09:32 frankbg wrote: I have a dead foetus attached to my head, should I cut it off? y/n A dead fetus is still a life worth saving! | ||
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404.Nintu
Canada1723 Posts
On March 06 2009 09:39 radar14 wrote: i'll give you a vote for "most likely to approach his knocked up girlfriend with a coathanger" Hahahahaha. Terrible. | ||
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imDerek
United States1944 Posts
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LuckyFool
United States9015 Posts
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
Seriously it is a very stupid idea... Just trying to get attention on TL... "I'm such a badass that i don't even need a surgeon yO~" You will bleed a lot and it will be painful. I don't even talk about infections... Hf enjoy your scar. | ||
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Malongo
Chile3472 Posts
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AltaiR_
Korea (South)922 Posts
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
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404.Nintu
Canada1723 Posts
It hasn't gone down in a few weeks, and just bleeds if I mess with it too much. Hmm, if the bleeding bothers you I see no simpler solution than taking a knife to it. | ||
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
On March 06 2009 09:39 radar14 wrote: i'll give you a vote for "most likely to approach his knocked up girlfriend with a coathanger" More like a knife atm. | ||
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Shikyo
Finland33997 Posts
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
On March 06 2009 09:32 Racenilatr wrote: o ya, also you should really have liek a "spotter" just incase... I am intrigued how you are a enabler for this guy. | ||
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TheOvermind77
United States923 Posts
First of all, I've had experience with both animal and cadaver small scale surgery and wound closure and I'm going into med school. But some of you are right, I'm not yet a doctor so this was probably a bad idea. SO here is the fail story: 1. I tie off the hemangioma because I think it's a good idea 2. I accidentally tie it too tight, causing it to start to bleed. 3. I try to stop the blood everywhere and end up ripping off part of the part I sinched off with dental floss. 4. I run upstairs, stripping off my clothes to avoid getting blood everywhere. 5. My roommate looks at me and goes "WHAT THE FUCK?!" 6. I grab tequila (40%) quickly and scrub the wound with sterile gauze and tequila. 7. I grab my boiled scissors and cut off the excess that's hanging. 8. Roommate walks in, sees blood everywhere and goes "WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?" 9. I close the door on him. 10. Scrub more tequila on it. 11. Use a dishrag to start soaking up blood. 12. Blood everywhere. 13. Kick open door, run downstairs, grab sterile gauze pads and run upstairs. 14. Roommate asks if I need help, has IPA in hand. I take the IPA. 15. Girlfriend calls. Hang up because I can't talk. 16. Rescrub wound with LOTS of IPA, pour it on it. 17. Use one sterile gauze pad to soak blood off wound. 18. Use next three gauze pads to apply pressure on wound. 19. Bandage gauze pads to chest. 20. Laugh, walk downstairs, read how stupid I am on TL.net, and then make this post. It isn't bleeding anymore...or at least I think. Build character, right? | ||
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Myrkskog
Canada481 Posts
Doing it with this builds character. ![[image loading]](http://www.mymoniker.co.uk/images/catalog/Bean_Cigar_Cutter_L.jpg) | ||
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