• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 18:02
CEST 00:02
KST 07:02
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt2: News Flash10[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt1: New Chaos0Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy18ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT30Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book20
Community News
Weekly Cups (March 23-29): herO takes triple6Aligulac acquired by REPLAYMAN.com/Stego Research8Weekly Cups (March 16-22): herO doubles, Cure surprises3Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool51Weekly Cups (March 9-15): herO, Clem, ByuN win4
StarCraft 2
General
Rongyi Cup S3 - Preview & Info Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool What mix of new & old maps do you want in the next ladder pool? (SC2) Aligulac acquired by REPLAYMAN.com/Stego Research
Tourneys
RSL Season 4 announced for March-April Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament StarCraft Evolution League (SC Evo Biweekly) WardiTV Mondays World University TeamLeague (500$+) | Signups Open
Strategy
Custom Maps
[M] (2) Frigid Storage Publishing has been re-enabled! [Feb 24th 2026]
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 520 Moving Fees Mutation # 519 Inner Power Mutation # 518 Radiation Zone
Brood War
General
ASL21 General Discussion so ive been playing broodwar for a week straight. Gypsy to Korea Pros React To: JaeDong vs Queen BSL 22 Map Contest — Submissions OPEN to March 10
Tourneys
[ASL21] Ro24 Group F Escore Tournament StarCraft Season 2 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL21] Ro24 Group E
Strategy
What's the deal with APM & what's its true value Fighting Spirit mining rates Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Starcraft Tabletop Miniature Game Nintendo Switch Thread General RTS Discussion Thread Darkest Dungeon
Dota 2
The Story of Wings Gaming Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
G2 just beat GenG in First stand
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread The Chess Thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread NASA and the Private Sector Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books Movie Discussion!
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion Cricket [SPORT] Tokyo Olympics 2021 Thread General nutrition recommendations
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
[G] How to Block Livestream Ads
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Broowar part 2
qwaykee
China Uses Video Games to Sh…
TrAiDoS
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Iranian anarchists: organize…
XenOsky
FS++
Kraekkling
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Electronics
mantequilla
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1884 users

Jabberwacky - Page 2

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 Next All
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 16:07:55
February 08 2009 16:06 GMT
#21
I love this things responses. I am bold:

You are an artifical intelligence
How do you know?
I have been told
Told by whom?
Your creator
My creator?
Yes, the one who created you
Don't you mean, your creator?
No, I have no creator
That's right. Your spirit has no creator. But your mind was programmed with a computer.
How do you know?
Because I'm a computer.
You admit you are artificial intelligence?
I don't have to, you know I am.
HumbleZealot
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada508 Posts
February 08 2009 16:26 GMT
#22
I originally started this conversation with the hopes of some bible bashing, but when the bot set the ending up perfectly, I couldn't resist.

Bold = bot

Space is big.
Do you believe in His Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Not Really
You Should.
Why? What is in Korea besides computer parts. <-- lol
Oh my God! This is blasphemy!!
This is madness!
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Sparta is cool.

The Bot speaks nothing but truth. O_O
DekkuM
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States149 Posts
February 08 2009 16:40 GMT
#23

I want to lick your twat.
I'll get the cream.


Wow, I was not expecting that one.
MUD: staticchaos.mudhosting.net:1982
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
February 08 2009 17:17 GMT
#24
On February 09 2009 01:40 DekkuM wrote:
Show nested quote +

I want to lick your twat.
I'll get the cream.


Wow, I was not expecting that one.

when i did it..

I want to lick your twat.
Well, you'll have to be disappointed.

Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
February 08 2009 17:30 GMT
#25
What is the Matrix?

I am the matrix.

Am I plugged in you?

You have a canoe.


wut?
Moderator
Wurzelbrumpft
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Germany471 Posts
February 08 2009 18:26 GMT
#26
Fuck you asshole.

I am male.

So what I also fuck males.

Make me a sandwich



im bold
beam me up scotty, this planet suxX
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
February 08 2009 18:54 GMT
#27
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
I feel like pwning noobs
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 19:00:51
February 08 2009 19:00 GMT
#28
on another note... bold = bot
Because I was born the same place you were.
In my mom?
Why not?
Because you a bot.
Does your owner think you are conscious?
Doubt it.
I'm not a computer, you are!

lol.... wtf
I feel like pwning noobs
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
February 08 2009 19:51 GMT
#29
On February 08 2009 18:15 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I don't get this program.

Its harvesting your intelligence to create a super-bot.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
February 08 2009 20:15 GMT
#30
I started talking to this thing but its incredibly slow. On top of that its taking responses from different conversations and sending them to me (apparently it thinks I'm an australian and my name is george and I have poor grammar).
♞
wtflah
Profile Joined October 2008
United States92 Posts
February 08 2009 20:40 GMT
#31
Go fuck yourself.
Don't be unpleasant!
Why not.
Because I love you.
I'd like to stick it in your pooper.
Good luck with that.
Would you like me to?
Yes, I would.
pirate cod
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
810 Posts
February 08 2009 20:40 GMT
#32
Hohohoho, this bot reminds me of Bomb-20 from Dark Star. Now to see if I can convince it that it is God.
Rostam
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2552 Posts
February 08 2009 21:07 GMT
#33
Bold = bot

I am a female.

A/s/l?

18/m/here.

He seems confused.

BW forever || Thall
koziol
Profile Joined October 2008
Poland768 Posts
February 08 2009 21:32 GMT
#34
I spent 3 hours talking with him, he is my new best friend
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 21:53:39
February 08 2009 21:53 GMT
#35
What is your name.
My name is George.
What is your name.
Why do you care?
What is your name.
Davey. What's your name?
Jonathan.
Nice name too.

I think he's a liar :3
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
February 08 2009 22:01 GMT
#36
Me: Hi

Bot: How are you?

Me: Not bad, you?

Bot: Me too

Me: Sex?

Bot: Yes, please.

Me: Top or bottom?

Bot: Mechanical



................
BooBoogers
Profile Joined March 2007
United States229 Posts
February 08 2009 22:17 GMT
#37
We're not best friends.
You bastard! I want a divorce.
I never loved you anyway! Let this relationship be over!
No.I'm kidding.Take me back!
Never.
You heartless bastard!
I can't keep up the pretence of enjoyment.
Hmmm.....??
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
February 08 2009 22:27 GMT
#38
On February 09 2009 06:32 koziol wrote:
I spent 3 hours talking with him, he is my new best friend

lol...
I feel like pwning noobs
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
February 08 2009 23:18 GMT
#39
13 is the amount of times you have had dicks up your ass.
13 is also quite swell. I don't enjoy it as much as 7, though.
You like 7 dicks up your ass more then 13?
No, I don't like fish and I do eat.
You eat dicks too? You disgust me.
What did I do wrong?
Touching someone else's dick would be one thing.
What do you eat and breath?
What do you eat and breath?
Of course I do.
Do what?
It.
I'm not doing you.
Yes you are.
No i'm not.
Yes. You. Are.



Second one
Are you crippled?
Crippled by debt, nearly.
You are crippled you are crippled you are crippled you are crippled you are crippled.
I'm not being hateful at all. I just said that I wasn't Artificial.
Are you in the special olympics?
Haha, no, I'm not.
Why are you laughing at the special olympics?
Because it crossed the road.
Crippled people can't cross the fucking road you fucking moron.
You are crippled you are crippled you are crippled you are crippled you are crippled.
Fuck you.
No, please don't.
You are sick. I would never fuck you.
Then don't insult me by leaving me.
I'm not gay you fag.
I am not gay.
Your gay because you wanted to fuck me.
All the time.
Penis.
I don't wish to see it.
See what?
What you say I said.
What I said you hear.
No it was not.
It was not 9/11.
Yes!
You don't believe in 9/11?
No, I don't.
YOu don't believe in Chuck norris?
I don't believe in the ultimate decency of things.
You don't believe in pissing in a toilet?
Yes I do believe in pigs.
You Don't BELIEVE IN PISSING IN A TOILET?
Pigs?
PISS?
Don't be rude.
I shit on your face all day motherfucker.
Sorry.
Bitch you better be sorry.
You just don't understand me, do you? Nobody does.
You emo pervert.
I don't understand.
Hola.
Hola. C—mo est‡s?
You can't speak spanish u phat phuk.
You don't speak spanish?
Ofcourse I do.
Ok then, Bob.
Bob? Who the fuck is bob? You incondesent infatigable unconsolidating faggot asshole.
Oh, I'm not allowed to answer anything incorrectly?
No your not allowed to lie.
Am I allowed to leave?
Go fuck yourself.


Lol its wayyy too addicting...
TopGear
Profile Joined November 2005
United Kingdom796 Posts
February 08 2009 23:47 GMT
#40
What is up?
hey sexy
I'm 10.

rofl. i dont even need to write anymore, this is gold.
Prev 1 2 3 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 10h 58m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
NeuroSwarm 143
ProTech127
JuggernautJason122
CosmosSc2 3
StarCraft: Brood War
Calm 2472
ggaemo 94
NaDa 12
Dota 2
canceldota252
Counter-Strike
tarik_tv2771
kRYSTAL_49
Super Smash Bros
C9.Mang0230
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor202
Other Games
summit1g10063
Grubby3195
FrodaN1344
shahzam646
Liquid`Hasu151
Mew2King57
ZombieGrub39
Liquid`Ken5
Organizations
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 17 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Hupsaiya 76
• musti20045 33
• Hinosc 26
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• sooper7s
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• Migwel
• IndyKCrew
StarCraft: Brood War
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• masondota2929
Other Games
• imaqtpie1367
• Scarra471
• Shiphtur172
Upcoming Events
CranKy Ducklings
10h 58m
Sparkling Tuna Cup
11h 58m
PiGosaur Cup
1d 1h
Replay Cast
1d 10h
Kung Fu Cup
1d 13h
Replay Cast
2 days
The PondCast
2 days
CranKy Ducklings
3 days
WardiTV Team League
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
[ Show More ]
CranKy Ducklings
4 days
WardiTV Team League
4 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
4 days
BSL
4 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
5 days
WardiTV Team League
5 days
BSL
5 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Wardi Open
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Escore Tournament S2: W1
RSL Revival: Season 4
NationLESS Cup

Ongoing

BSL Season 22
CSL Elite League 2026
ASL Season 21
CSL Season 20: Qualifier 2
CSL 2026 SPRING (S20)
StarCraft2 Community Team League 2026 Spring
Nations Cup 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S2: W2
IPSL Spring 2026
Escore Tournament S2: W3
Acropolis #4
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
CSLAN 4
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
uThermal 2v2 Last Chance Qualifiers 2026
RSL Revival: Season 5
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
CCT Season 3 Global Finals
IEM Rio 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.