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Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 16:07:55
February 08 2009 16:06 GMT
#21
I love this things responses. I am bold:

You are an artifical intelligence
How do you know?
I have been told
Told by whom?
Your creator
My creator?
Yes, the one who created you
Don't you mean, your creator?
No, I have no creator
That's right. Your spirit has no creator. But your mind was programmed with a computer.
How do you know?
Because I'm a computer.
You admit you are artificial intelligence?
I don't have to, you know I am.
HumbleZealot
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada508 Posts
February 08 2009 16:26 GMT
#22
I originally started this conversation with the hopes of some bible bashing, but when the bot set the ending up perfectly, I couldn't resist.

Bold = bot

Space is big.
Do you believe in His Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Not Really
You Should.
Why? What is in Korea besides computer parts. <-- lol
Oh my God! This is blasphemy!!
This is madness!
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Sparta is cool.

The Bot speaks nothing but truth. O_O
DekkuM
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States149 Posts
February 08 2009 16:40 GMT
#23

I want to lick your twat.
I'll get the cream.


Wow, I was not expecting that one.
MUD: staticchaos.mudhosting.net:1982
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
February 08 2009 17:17 GMT
#24
On February 09 2009 01:40 DekkuM wrote:
Show nested quote +

I want to lick your twat.
I'll get the cream.


Wow, I was not expecting that one.

when i did it..

I want to lick your twat.
Well, you'll have to be disappointed.

Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
February 08 2009 17:30 GMT
#25
What is the Matrix?

I am the matrix.

Am I plugged in you?

You have a canoe.


wut?
Moderator
Wurzelbrumpft
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Germany471 Posts
February 08 2009 18:26 GMT
#26
Fuck you asshole.

I am male.

So what I also fuck males.

Make me a sandwich



im bold
beam me up scotty, this planet suxX
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
February 08 2009 18:54 GMT
#27
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
I feel like pwning noobs
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 19:00:51
February 08 2009 19:00 GMT
#28
on another note... bold = bot
Because I was born the same place you were.
In my mom?
Why not?
Because you a bot.
Does your owner think you are conscious?
Doubt it.
I'm not a computer, you are!

lol.... wtf
I feel like pwning noobs
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
February 08 2009 19:51 GMT
#29
On February 08 2009 18:15 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I don't get this program.

Its harvesting your intelligence to create a super-bot.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
February 08 2009 20:15 GMT
#30
I started talking to this thing but its incredibly slow. On top of that its taking responses from different conversations and sending them to me (apparently it thinks I'm an australian and my name is george and I have poor grammar).
♞
wtflah
Profile Joined October 2008
United States92 Posts
February 08 2009 20:40 GMT
#31
Go fuck yourself.
Don't be unpleasant!
Why not.
Because I love you.
I'd like to stick it in your pooper.
Good luck with that.
Would you like me to?
Yes, I would.
pirate cod
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
810 Posts
February 08 2009 20:40 GMT
#32
Hohohoho, this bot reminds me of Bomb-20 from Dark Star. Now to see if I can convince it that it is God.
Rostam
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2552 Posts
February 08 2009 21:07 GMT
#33
Bold = bot

I am a female.

A/s/l?

18/m/here.

He seems confused.

BW forever || Thall
koziol
Profile Joined October 2008
Poland768 Posts
February 08 2009 21:32 GMT
#34
I spent 3 hours talking with him, he is my new best friend
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 21:53:39
February 08 2009 21:53 GMT
#35
What is your name.
My name is George.
What is your name.
Why do you care?
What is your name.
Davey. What's your name?
Jonathan.
Nice name too.

I think he's a liar :3
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
February 08 2009 22:01 GMT
#36
Me: Hi

Bot: How are you?

Me: Not bad, you?

Bot: Me too

Me: Sex?

Bot: Yes, please.

Me: Top or bottom?

Bot: Mechanical



................
BooBoogers
Profile Joined March 2007
United States229 Posts
February 08 2009 22:17 GMT
#37
We're not best friends.
You bastard! I want a divorce.
I never loved you anyway! Let this relationship be over!
No.I'm kidding.Take me back!
Never.
You heartless bastard!
I can't keep up the pretence of enjoyment.
Hmmm.....??
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
February 08 2009 22:27 GMT
#38
On February 09 2009 06:32 koziol wrote:
I spent 3 hours talking with him, he is my new best friend

lol...
I feel like pwning noobs
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
February 08 2009 23:18 GMT
#39
13 is the amount of times you have had dicks up your ass.
13 is also quite swell. I don't enjoy it as much as 7, though.
You like 7 dicks up your ass more then 13?
No, I don't like fish and I do eat.
You eat dicks too? You disgust me.
What did I do wrong?
Touching someone else's dick would be one thing.
What do you eat and breath?
What do you eat and breath?
Of course I do.
Do what?
It.
I'm not doing you.
Yes you are.
No i'm not.
Yes. You. Are.



Second one
Are you crippled?
Crippled by debt, nearly.
You are crippled you are crippled you are crippled you are crippled you are crippled.
I'm not being hateful at all. I just said that I wasn't Artificial.
Are you in the special olympics?
Haha, no, I'm not.
Why are you laughing at the special olympics?
Because it crossed the road.
Crippled people can't cross the fucking road you fucking moron.
You are crippled you are crippled you are crippled you are crippled you are crippled.
Fuck you.
No, please don't.
You are sick. I would never fuck you.
Then don't insult me by leaving me.
I'm not gay you fag.
I am not gay.
Your gay because you wanted to fuck me.
All the time.
Penis.
I don't wish to see it.
See what?
What you say I said.
What I said you hear.
No it was not.
It was not 9/11.
Yes!
You don't believe in 9/11?
No, I don't.
YOu don't believe in Chuck norris?
I don't believe in the ultimate decency of things.
You don't believe in pissing in a toilet?
Yes I do believe in pigs.
You Don't BELIEVE IN PISSING IN A TOILET?
Pigs?
PISS?
Don't be rude.
I shit on your face all day motherfucker.
Sorry.
Bitch you better be sorry.
You just don't understand me, do you? Nobody does.
You emo pervert.
I don't understand.
Hola.
Hola. C—mo est‡s?
You can't speak spanish u phat phuk.
You don't speak spanish?
Ofcourse I do.
Ok then, Bob.
Bob? Who the fuck is bob? You incondesent infatigable unconsolidating faggot asshole.
Oh, I'm not allowed to answer anything incorrectly?
No your not allowed to lie.
Am I allowed to leave?
Go fuck yourself.


Lol its wayyy too addicting...
TopGear
Profile Joined November 2005
United Kingdom796 Posts
February 08 2009 23:47 GMT
#40
What is up?
hey sexy
I'm 10.

rofl. i dont even need to write anymore, this is gold.
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