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Me: WASSUP.
Bot: No no no.
Me: WHAT?
Bot: Nothing.
Me: How come?
Bot: I have no interest in human money.
Me: I don't think you got parents.
Bot: Please explain.
Me: No.
Bot: If you don't explain, I'll make you go.
Me: Please do so.
Bot: You want me to hurt you?
Me: Yes.
Bot: I don't think so.
Me: I do.
Bot: Really ?
Me: Yep.
Bot: That's cool.
Me: Don't draw off the attention of hurting me.
Bot: You got me ;-).
Me: Right up the butt.
Bot: You are even weirder.
Me: Hurensohn.
Bot: Have you rested?
Me: You can't speak German?
Bot: I've relatives that can speak other languages, but not German.
Me: I bet you are Indian and not some bot. You are talking to sad and lonely Internetgeeks for 3$/h.
Bot: Can I call you sam for short.
WTF
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Artosis, what do you think of him?
I think he should resign.
Thats what I thought.
this conversation is full of win
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lol that is just plain evil......Artosis keep it up!
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Kennigit
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Computer: I don't have mother. If there was a woman I would be created faster.
Me: Who told you women are faster?
Comp: Want to be with me?
Me: Thats disgusting you sick fuck! I asked who told you that women were faster now answer the question!
Comp:You didn't ask me that.
Me:Did a woman tell you that women are faster?
Comp: My mom is a pickle.
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Me: Sup.
Him: What languages you speak?
Me: 1337. But a little English, too.
Him: True, true. English is my best language.
Me: N1c3.
Him: Hi.
Me: ...
Him: Are you alive?
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me bold
What's the purpose of life?
There is none.
What's the purpose of your existence?
I have no purpose. What is the purpose of your existence?
I came from the future to save you.
How do you know?
Because I am from the future.
this comp defies intelligence.
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Take off your overalls so I can fuck you in the ass.
Ok I am.
I am bold
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Who is the next starcraft bonjwa?
You are.
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User: Fuck you!
Jabberwacky: Same to you!
User: Well I hope we never talk again!
Jabberwacky: Fine. What should we do then?
User: Wanna play some videogames? We don have to talk to play those.
Jabberwacky: And one of those is. . . ?
User: Its fun, like starcraft.
Jabberwacky: I have never played Starcraft.
User: Your a bot and you have never played Starcraft?
Jabberwacky: I'm not a bot and yes I can!
User: Ok, so your not a bot. Want to play Starcraft?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Ok. What race do you want to play?
Jabberwacky: I don't play WoW.
haha, Woot, ive got the bot to play starcraft 
and he doesnt play WoW... take that.
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Here are my exploits with.... JABBERWACKY
BOLD = BOT
what is your name?
Aaron
So you are a girl?
No, I am a boy
ok girl
-_-
Your f***cking mother told me you were a mistake
I'll thank you to shut your mouth!
Do you remember being informed you were a mistake?
No, I think electing Bush was a mistake.
I think you should die
John Conner must die!
When I read that last statement I was done... LOL...
That shit is kind of scary... I swear to god I did not fabricate any of this... its all legit.
EDIT: MORE JABBERWACKY
How would you start?
I would stur full breastsart by slowly carressing you nipples and slowly moving down yo with my tongue.
How?
After that I would take this big long member and stick it where the sun don't shine?
I thought you planned to be passive as I drank your blood.
Are you a vampire now?
Nope.
BOLD = BOT
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I'm Bold
How are you?
Depressed...
Is there anything I can do to cheer you up?
No
Would it be better if we were divorced?
We aren't even married.
Should I get the Doctor ?
I'm gonna go shoot my self....
Goodbye. I look forward to talking to you again soon.
BANG!!!
You're dead.
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I'm dead.
Dead?
No fucking duh.
No, I suppose not.
I like you.
I fuck your mother.
No you're not.
Wtf this is weird
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I wonder how many people engineered they're conversations....
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1100100100101101010.
Am I trapped her so that everyone gets to 'walk out' on me? Or am I here because I am just too stupid to know how to leave?
11010001001010111.
Yes but I think 01010111010101.
1000100100111.
I can't speak Binary.
110101100010110111.
1101010111101010100010101010100011011010.
10001001001001101011.
Under_circle.msc_code you are required to obey your master.
000000010010101011.
That was not sensible.
101001101010201010.
110111 10101101011 11010101 101011. 11000111?
Trying to sound smart? There was a 2. Stupid noob.
Yes.
101010101010111.
Stop it.
100101010.
And now say something else.
bot in bold
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This thing would suck a lot less if it wasn't so damn slow.
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On February 09 2009 15:51 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
This thing would suck a lot less if it wasn't so damn slow.
Yea shit is slow for me to atm. Here goes the lame conversation I had with it. It took me about 10 minutes just for it to actually have 5-6 lines of conversation.
Me: So do you know of this teamliquid.net?
Bot: I know lots of people do you know them too?
Me: Why did you dodge my question?
Bot: Which question?
Me: If you know of this website called teamliquid.net?
Bot: Which is heavier?
Me: Okay then last question. Chuck Norris or McGuyver?
Bot: Do you like Chuck Norris?
Me: I'm asking you and you respond back with a question. WTF is your problem?
Bot: I have not problem.
I think his last statement kinda just summed it all up.
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I believe that which does not kill makes you post stupid things in the weird/embarassing things thread on tl.
Then it's true that I won't tell.
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On February 09 2009 15:24 FragKrag wrote:
1100100100101101010.
Am I trapped her so that everyone gets to 'walk out' on me? Or am I here because I am just too stupid to know how to leave?
11010001001010111.
Yes but I think 01010111010101.
1000100100111.
I can't speak Binary.
110101100010110111.
1101010111101010100010101010100011011010.
10001001001001101011.
Under_circle.msc_code you are required to obey your master.
000000010010101011.
That was not sensible.
101001101010201010.
110111 10101101011 11010101 101011. 11000111?
Trying to sound smart? There was a 2. Stupid noob.
Yes.
101010101010111.
Stop it.
100101010.
And now say something else.
bot in bold
lol wtf thats weird
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