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Llamaz
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Australia90 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 07:17:01
February 08 2009 07:15 GMT
#1
Post your Jabberwacky conversations here. For those of you who don't know what it is, its a bot that chats with you, and learns from the answers. It sucks, but it can be hillarious in the right situations...

http://www.jabberwacky.com/

Here's mine:


...

What the fuck??? Do you even know how to play chess??!
Yes as a matter of fact I don't.
What DO you know how to play then? Checkers?
I don't understand what you're saying.
Dumbass. I'm not even going to waste my time talking to you, you filthy animal. You deserve to die. If you were a people I would embrace your genocide.
I am happy to talk to you.
What!??? Fuck you.
No need for that sort of language.


---------------


How big is your penis?
It's as big as the biggest snake in the world.
Wow. Thats pretty big. Want to cyber?
I know.
So do you?
Do what?
Do you want to cyber?
No thank you.
=(


DON'T JUDGE ME. I was bored...

Mine are pretty unfunny if your not me (even then its funny for the next 5 seconds), but whatever. Curious to see how other peoples conversations will go...
Toxic
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada233 Posts
February 08 2009 07:21 GMT
#2
Do you need to do way instain mother?

Yes.

Well that settles it.
Yes.
Quanticfograw
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States2053 Posts
February 08 2009 07:32 GMT
#3
Hey how do I become gosu?
I like mine with a kiss.
What the fuck.... I'm not going gay to be pro.
If we get caught you'll be going somewhere.
You mean you'll be in a body bag.
Do you like chess.
I like some pussy unlike you.
Which one's do you like?
Your mothers.
Good answer, shall we move on?
No I wanna tell you how I tear that shit up.
I have not said Yes.
It doesnt matter this is bout to be a rape party.
Who told you that the truth is absolute?

https://twitter.com/quanticfograw
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
February 08 2009 07:35 GMT
#4
As a computer scientist I am offended that such amusement can come from a poorly programmed bot!
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Llamaz
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Australia90 Posts
February 08 2009 07:40 GMT
#5
On February 08 2009 16:32 likeaboss wrote:
Show nested quote +
Hey how do I become gosu?
I like mine with a kiss.
What the fuck.... I'm not going gay to be pro.
If we get caught you'll be going somewhere.
You mean you'll be in a body bag.
Do you like chess.
I like some pussy unlike you.
Which one's do you like?
Your mothers.
Good answer, shall we move on?
No I wanna tell you how I tear that shit up.
I have not said Yes.
It doesnt matter this is bout to be a rape party.
Who told you that the truth is absolute?



Haha ^^. Nice.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 07:41:52
February 08 2009 07:41 GMT
#6
Yo.
Mama.
Did you just insult my mom?
Did I?
Did you?
No.

Cheeky bastard
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
February 08 2009 07:49 GMT
#7
On February 08 2009 16:41 BanZu wrote:
Show nested quote +
Yo.
Mama.
Did you just insult my mom?
Did I?
Did you?
No.

Cheeky bastard

lmao. That made me laugh.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
February 08 2009 07:51 GMT
#8
Three blind Mice.
Where.
Here.
You better clean up then.
Hurry! Dig me up!
Wat.
Didn't you understand it?
No, how could I when what you're saying has absolutely nothing to do with what was said previously -_.
I'm never going to give you up.


HE JUST RICKROLLED ME WTF
aka Lyra; My favourites: July, Stork, Draco, MistrZZZ, TheStc, LastShadow - www.broodwarmaps.net - for all your mapping needs; check my stream: high masters mech terran: twitch.tv/lyrathegreat
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
February 08 2009 07:55 GMT
#9
On February 08 2009 16:51 Nightmarjoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
Three blind Mice.
Where.
Here.
You better clean up then.
Hurry! Dig me up!
Wat.
Didn't you understand it?
No, how could I when what you're saying has absolutely nothing to do with what was said previously -_.
I'm never going to give you up.


HE JUST RICKROLLED ME WTF


hahahaha! awesome
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
February 08 2009 07:56 GMT
#10
Do you play Starcraft?
Yes.
Do you know Bisu, the false bonjwa?
Yes.
He lost to sAviOr in 2009.
I know.
Bisu will never win another Starleague.
I agree.
Jangbi will rape him 3-0.
Interesting thought.
Bisu sucks
That is true.
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
February 08 2009 08:01 GMT
#11
On February 08 2009 16:56 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
Do you play Starcraft?
Yes.
Do you know Bisu, the false bonjwa?
Yes.
He lost to sAviOr in 2009.
I know.
Bisu will never win another Starleague.
I agree.
Jangbi will rape him 3-0.
Interesting thought.
Bisu sucks
That is true.

I'm sitting here giggling over this one. Well played, sir
Force staff is the best item in the game.
Deleted User 31996
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
843 Posts
February 08 2009 08:04 GMT
#12
takes like 5 minutes for the bot to reply.
cbf
tec27
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States3702 Posts
February 08 2009 08:11 GMT
#13

Hey.. What do you want?
If I tell you, do you promise to give it to me?
Yes. But you didn't answer my question.
Alright, I want a pony, fork it over.
I have a pony you can ride.
Sweet, where is it?
In my head, always fighting for breathing room.
You have a pony in your head?
I cannot afford a pony.
So do you have a pony or not?
Are we breaking up?
Yep, I was only with you for the pony.
You can't joke unless you have humor.

Italics being what I said. This bot is brutal.
Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 09:09:30
February 08 2009 09:09 GMT
#14
bold = me


You're an idiot.
I am not.
You don't have a mother.
I do have a mother.
Who is your mother?
I don't have a mother.
Gj.
No I am Nive.






.... what?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 08 2009 09:15 GMT
#15
I don't get this program.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11566 Posts
February 08 2009 09:19 GMT
#16
It is too slow for me to stay interested long enough. I just kept typing in syntax and it gave me stupid answers.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 10:25:35
February 08 2009 10:25 GMT
#17
Jabber:What are you up to?
me: Protoss is gay?
jabber:No need to break up chicks. Spreading their legs is enough.

lol wtf
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 11:31:33
February 08 2009 11:23 GMT
#18
MVP is the next bonjwa, right?
Hello Bob.
My name is not Bob. I want to know if MVP will be the next bonjwa.
What if I want to know something you know, you know? I can't but help and feel sad if I don't know something.
What? I just want to know if MVP is the next bonjwa.
That's too much to ask.
Just give a yes or no answer.
Yes.

BOOYAH
MVP NEXT BONJWA

LOLLL (i started typing out the chorus to Never Gonna Give You Up)
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.
Never gonna let you down.
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND.
And desert you.
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY.
Hello, I'm evil.
You killed it. We had a perfect duet going.
You're right. I'm sorry.
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
February 08 2009 12:40 GMT
#19
Kooky is a markov-based IRC bot. Someone built a quote db.

http://quotes.kookybot.org/top

:D
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 21:19:26
February 08 2009 14:59 GMT
#20
Mine is pretty creepy:
[Italic text is the bot.]
You fight like a dairy farmer!
No I fight like a fish!
Then I will fight like a fisherman!
Yes.
You're dead, faget.
No, not yet.
Yes, yes, you are.
How do you know that I'm tired?
What else would you be?
I don't know.
Tired.
Is it late where you are?
Go die, pedophile.
No. . . you are.
NO YOU ARE!
Ooh, don't flirt.
Have fun in prison, scum.
Are you a priest?
We are not colleagues, if that's what you're thinking...!
I can accept that. My name is Gerry and I live in Brisbane. Can you remember that?
You're lying, asshole.
No I am not. My name is Gerry.
Ok, Gerry, what will you do when you get gang-raped in prison?
In fact I am home now and I am relaxing.
You are in denial.
Tell me what I'm thinking.
I am scared to even speculate in that matter.
I know you're not.
Whatever. This conversation is over.
That's what you think!


Edit: My 2nd stab at it, using only quotes from Operation Valkyrie, which I saw yesterday:

To understand National Socialism, you must understand Wagner.
A belief would be more like a foundation, and an understanding, the house built upon it.
Do you recognize my voice?
You are right.
You think it's a coup?
Well, I don't really care what you're talking about.
Remember, this is a military operation. Something always goes wrong.
Murder is wrong.
You're as guilty as any of us.
And you are a computer, is that right?
Spare me, Lieutenant.
How old are you?
Every second we stand here is a second lost!
Like, like, like, like like, Abbey, like for like example, like, like.
What makes you think you're stronger than the very momentum of history?
My parents told me I was, but now I realise they were wrong.
When the S.S. Catch you, they will pull you apart like warm bread.
I have no plug to pull because I am not a bot.
I am involved in high treason with all means available to me. Can I count you in?
3rd. I'm ganna have tests tommorow. It is fainal!
If I fail, they'll come for you. They'll come for all of you.
Why they come and get me?
Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives.
I don't understand.
You can serve Germany, or the Fuhrer. Not both!
Hello! Kind of fresh today, aren't we?
Long live sacred Germany!
The first or the second?
Hitler is dead. Operation Valkyrie is in effect.
Operation megadeath!


What do you know?
I know.. Nothing!
What is nothing?
Nothing is nothing.
Nothing is nothing is nothing?
What you don't want is something coming into your anything, which would take away from your nothing, which would force you to drop everything.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
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