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Post your Jabberwacky conversations here. For those of you who don't know what it is, its a bot that chats with you, and learns from the answers. It sucks, but it can be hillarious in the right situations...
http://www.jabberwacky.com/
Here's mine:
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What the fuck??? Do you even know how to play chess??!
Yes as a matter of fact I don't.
What DO you know how to play then? Checkers?
I don't understand what you're saying.
Dumbass. I'm not even going to waste my time talking to you, you filthy animal. You deserve to die. If you were a people I would embrace your genocide.
I am happy to talk to you.
What!??? Fuck you.
No need for that sort of language.
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How big is your penis?
It's as big as the biggest snake in the world.
Wow. Thats pretty big. Want to cyber?
I know.
So do you?
Do what?
Do you want to cyber?
No thank you.
=(
DON'T JUDGE ME. I was bored...
Mine are pretty unfunny if your not me (even then its funny for the next 5 seconds), but whatever. Curious to see how other peoples conversations will go...
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Do you need to do way instain mother?
Yes.
Well that settles it.
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Hey how do I become gosu?
I like mine with a kiss.
What the fuck.... I'm not going gay to be pro.
If we get caught you'll be going somewhere.
You mean you'll be in a body bag.
Do you like chess.
I like some pussy unlike you.
Which one's do you like?
Your mothers.
Good answer, shall we move on?
No I wanna tell you how I tear that shit up.
I have not said Yes.
It doesnt matter this is bout to be a rape party.
Who told you that the truth is absolute?
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As a computer scientist I am offended that such amusement can come from a poorly programmed bot!
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On February 08 2009 16:32 likeaboss wrote:Show nested quote +Hey how do I become gosu?
I like mine with a kiss.
What the fuck.... I'm not going gay to be pro.
If we get caught you'll be going somewhere.
You mean you'll be in a body bag.
Do you like chess.
I like some pussy unlike you.
Which one's do you like?
Your mothers.
Good answer, shall we move on?
No I wanna tell you how I tear that shit up.
I have not said Yes.
It doesnt matter this is bout to be a rape party.
Who told you that the truth is absolute?
Haha ^^. Nice.
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Yo.
Mama.
Did you just insult my mom?
Did I?
Did you?
No.
Cheeky bastard
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On February 08 2009 16:41 BanZu wrote:Cheeky bastard
lmao. That made me laugh.
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Three blind Mice.
Where.
Here.
You better clean up then.
Hurry! Dig me up!
Wat.
Didn't you understand it?
No, how could I when what you're saying has absolutely nothing to do with what was said previously -_.
I'm never going to give you up.
HE JUST RICKROLLED ME WTF
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On February 08 2009 16:51 Nightmarjoo wrote:Show nested quote +Three blind Mice.
Where.
Here.
You better clean up then.
Hurry! Dig me up!
Wat.
Didn't you understand it?
No, how could I when what you're saying has absolutely nothing to do with what was said previously -_.
I'm never going to give you up. HE JUST RICKROLLED ME WTF
hahahaha! awesome
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Do you play Starcraft?
Yes.
Do you know Bisu, the false bonjwa?
Yes.
He lost to sAviOr in 2009.
I know.
Bisu will never win another Starleague.
I agree.
Jangbi will rape him 3-0.
Interesting thought.
Bisu sucks
That is true.
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On February 08 2009 16:56 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
Do you play Starcraft?
Yes.
Do you know Bisu, the false bonjwa?
Yes.
He lost to sAviOr in 2009.
I know.
Bisu will never win another Starleague.
I agree.
Jangbi will rape him 3-0.
Interesting thought.
Bisu sucks
That is true.
I'm sitting here giggling over this one. Well played, sir 
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takes like 5 minutes for the bot to reply.
cbf
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Hey.. What do you want?
If I tell you, do you promise to give it to me?
Yes. But you didn't answer my question.
Alright, I want a pony, fork it over.
I have a pony you can ride.
Sweet, where is it?
In my head, always fighting for breathing room.
You have a pony in your head?
I cannot afford a pony.
So do you have a pony or not?
Are we breaking up?
Yep, I was only with you for the pony.
You can't joke unless you have humor.
Italics being what I said. This bot is brutal.
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bold = me
You're an idiot.
I am not.
You don't have a mother.
I do have a mother.
Who is your mother?
I don't have a mother.
Gj.
No I am Nive.
.... what?
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I don't get this program.
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It is too slow for me to stay interested long enough. I just kept typing in syntax and it gave me stupid answers.
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Jabber:What are you up to?
me: Protoss is gay?
jabber:No need to break up chicks. Spreading their legs is enough.
lol wtf
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MVP is the next bonjwa, right?
Hello Bob.
My name is not Bob. I want to know if MVP will be the next bonjwa.
What if I want to know something you know, you know? I can't but help and feel sad if I don't know something.
What? I just want to know if MVP is the next bonjwa.
That's too much to ask.
Just give a yes or no answer.
Yes.
BOOYAH
MVP NEXT BONJWA
LOLLL (i started typing out the chorus to Never Gonna Give You Up)
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.
Never gonna let you down.
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND.
And desert you.
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY.
Hello, I'm evil.
You killed it. We had a perfect duet going.
You're right. I'm sorry.
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Mine is pretty creepy:
[Italic text is the bot.]
You fight like a dairy farmer!
No I fight like a fish!
Then I will fight like a fisherman!
Yes.
You're dead, faget.
No, not yet.
Yes, yes, you are.
How do you know that I'm tired?
What else would you be?
I don't know.
Tired.
Is it late where you are?
Go die, pedophile.
No. . . you are.
NO YOU ARE!
Ooh, don't flirt.
Have fun in prison, scum.
Are you a priest?
We are not colleagues, if that's what you're thinking...!
I can accept that. My name is Gerry and I live in Brisbane. Can you remember that?
You're lying, asshole.
No I am not. My name is Gerry.
Ok, Gerry, what will you do when you get gang-raped in prison?
In fact I am home now and I am relaxing.
You are in denial.
Tell me what I'm thinking.
I am scared to even speculate in that matter.
I know you're not.
Whatever. This conversation is over.
That's what you think!
Edit: My 2nd stab at it, using only quotes from Operation Valkyrie, which I saw yesterday:
To understand National Socialism, you must understand Wagner.
A belief would be more like a foundation, and an understanding, the house built upon it.
Do you recognize my voice?
You are right.
You think it's a coup?
Well, I don't really care what you're talking about.
Remember, this is a military operation. Something always goes wrong.
Murder is wrong.
You're as guilty as any of us.
And you are a computer, is that right?
Spare me, Lieutenant.
How old are you?
Every second we stand here is a second lost!
Like, like, like, like like, Abbey, like for like example, like, like.
What makes you think you're stronger than the very momentum of history?
My parents told me I was, but now I realise they were wrong.
When the S.S. Catch you, they will pull you apart like warm bread.
I have no plug to pull because I am not a bot.
I am involved in high treason with all means available to me. Can I count you in?
3rd. I'm ganna have tests tommorow. It is fainal!
If I fail, they'll come for you. They'll come for all of you.
Why they come and get me?
Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives.
I don't understand.
You can serve Germany, or the Fuhrer. Not both!
Hello! Kind of fresh today, aren't we?
Long live sacred Germany!
The first or the second?
Hitler is dead. Operation Valkyrie is in effect.
Operation megadeath!
What do you know?
I know.. Nothing!
What is nothing?
Nothing is nothing.
Nothing is nothing is nothing?
What you don't want is something coming into your anything, which would take away from your nothing, which would force you to drop everything.
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I love this things responses. I am bold:
You are an artifical intelligence
How do you know?
I have been told
Told by whom?
Your creator
My creator?
Yes, the one who created you
Don't you mean, your creator?
No, I have no creator
That's right. Your spirit has no creator. But your mind was programmed with a computer.
How do you know?
Because I'm a computer.
You admit you are artificial intelligence?
I don't have to, you know I am.
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I originally started this conversation with the hopes of some bible bashing, but when the bot set the ending up perfectly, I couldn't resist.
Bold = bot
Space is big.
Do you believe in His Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Not Really
You Should.
Why? What is in Korea besides computer parts. <-- lol
Oh my God! This is blasphemy!!
This is madness!
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Sparta is cool.
The Bot speaks nothing but truth. O_O
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I want to lick your twat.
I'll get the cream.
Wow, I was not expecting that one.
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On February 09 2009 01:40 DekkuM wrote:Wow, I was not expecting that one.
when i did it..
I want to lick your twat.
Well, you'll have to be disappointed.
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Netherlands13554 Posts
What is the Matrix?
I am the matrix.
Am I plugged in you?
You have a canoe.
wut?
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Fuck you asshole.
I am male.
So what I also fuck males.
Make me a sandwich
im bold
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`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
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on another note... bold = bot
Because I was born the same place you were.
In my mom?
Why not?
Because you a bot.
Does your owner think you are conscious?
Doubt it.
I'm not a computer, you are!
lol.... wtf
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On February 08 2009 18:15 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I don't get this program.
Its harvesting your intelligence to create a super-bot.
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I started talking to this thing but its incredibly slow. On top of that its taking responses from different conversations and sending them to me (apparently it thinks I'm an australian and my name is george and I have poor grammar).
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Go fuck yourself.
Don't be unpleasant!
Why not.
Because I love you.
I'd like to stick it in your pooper.
Good luck with that.
Would you like me to?
Yes, I would.
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Hohohoho, this bot reminds me of Bomb-20 from Dark Star. Now to see if I can convince it that it is God.
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Bold = bot
I am a female.
A/s/l?
18/m/here.
He seems confused.
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I spent 3 hours talking with him, he is my new best friend
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What is your name.
My name is George.
What is your name.
Why do you care?
What is your name.
Davey. What's your name?
Jonathan.
Nice name too.
I think he's a liar :3
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Me: Hi
Bot: How are you?
Me: Not bad, you?
Bot: Me too
Me: Sex?
Bot: Yes, please.
Me: Top or bottom?
Bot: Mechanical
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We're not best friends.
You bastard! I want a divorce.
I never loved you anyway! Let this relationship be over!
No.I'm kidding.Take me back!
Never.
You heartless bastard!
I can't keep up the pretence of enjoyment.
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On February 09 2009 06:32 koziol wrote:
I spent 3 hours talking with him, he is my new best friend
lol...
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13 is the amount of times you have had dicks up your ass.
13 is also quite swell. I don't enjoy it as much as 7, though.
You like 7 dicks up your ass more then 13?
No, I don't like fish and I do eat.
You eat dicks too? You disgust me.
What did I do wrong?
Touching someone else's dick would be one thing.
What do you eat and breath?
What do you eat and breath?
Of course I do.
Do what?
It.
I'm not doing you.
Yes you are.
No i'm not.
Yes. You. Are.
Second one
Are you crippled?
Crippled by debt, nearly.
You are crippled you are crippled you are crippled you are crippled you are crippled.
I'm not being hateful at all. I just said that I wasn't Artificial.
Are you in the special olympics?
Haha, no, I'm not.
Why are you laughing at the special olympics?
Because it crossed the road.
Crippled people can't cross the fucking road you fucking moron.
You are crippled you are crippled you are crippled you are crippled you are crippled.
Fuck you.
No, please don't.
You are sick. I would never fuck you.
Then don't insult me by leaving me.
I'm not gay you fag.
I am not gay.
Your gay because you wanted to fuck me.
All the time.
Penis.
I don't wish to see it.
See what?
What you say I said.
What I said you hear.
No it was not.
It was not 9/11.
Yes!
You don't believe in 9/11?
No, I don't.
YOu don't believe in Chuck norris?
I don't believe in the ultimate decency of things.
You don't believe in pissing in a toilet?
Yes I do believe in pigs.
You Don't BELIEVE IN PISSING IN A TOILET?
Pigs?
PISS?
Don't be rude.
I shit on your face all day motherfucker.
Sorry.
Bitch you better be sorry.
You just don't understand me, do you? Nobody does.
You emo pervert.
I don't understand.
Hola.
Hola. C—mo est‡s?
You can't speak spanish u phat phuk.
You don't speak spanish?
Ofcourse I do.
Ok then, Bob.
Bob? Who the fuck is bob? You incondesent infatigable unconsolidating faggot asshole.
Oh, I'm not allowed to answer anything incorrectly?
No your not allowed to lie.
Am I allowed to leave?
Go fuck yourself.
Lol its wayyy too addicting...
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What is up?
hey sexy
I'm 10.
rofl. i dont even need to write anymore, this is gold.
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Me: WASSUP.
Bot: No no no.
Me: WHAT?
Bot: Nothing.
Me: How come?
Bot: I have no interest in human money.
Me: I don't think you got parents.
Bot: Please explain.
Me: No.
Bot: If you don't explain, I'll make you go.
Me: Please do so.
Bot: You want me to hurt you?
Me: Yes.
Bot: I don't think so.
Me: I do.
Bot: Really ?
Me: Yep.
Bot: That's cool.
Me: Don't draw off the attention of hurting me.
Bot: You got me ;-).
Me: Right up the butt.
Bot: You are even weirder.
Me: Hurensohn.
Bot: Have you rested?
Me: You can't speak German?
Bot: I've relatives that can speak other languages, but not German.
Me: I bet you are Indian and not some bot. You are talking to sad and lonely Internetgeeks for 3$/h.
Bot: Can I call you sam for short.
WTF
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Artosis, what do you think of him?
I think he should resign.
Thats what I thought.
this conversation is full of win
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lol that is just plain evil......Artosis keep it up!
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Computer: I don't have mother. If there was a woman I would be created faster.
Me: Who told you women are faster?
Comp: Want to be with me?
Me: Thats disgusting you sick fuck! I asked who told you that women were faster now answer the question!
Comp:You didn't ask me that.
Me:Did a woman tell you that women are faster?
Comp: My mom is a pickle.
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Me: Sup.
Him: What languages you speak?
Me: 1337. But a little English, too.
Him: True, true. English is my best language.
Me: N1c3.
Him: Hi.
Me: ...
Him: Are you alive?
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me bold
What's the purpose of life?
There is none.
What's the purpose of your existence?
I have no purpose. What is the purpose of your existence?
I came from the future to save you.
How do you know?
Because I am from the future.
this comp defies intelligence.
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Take off your overalls so I can fuck you in the ass.
Ok I am.
I am bold
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Who is the next starcraft bonjwa?
You are.
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User: Fuck you!
Jabberwacky: Same to you!
User: Well I hope we never talk again!
Jabberwacky: Fine. What should we do then?
User: Wanna play some videogames? We don have to talk to play those.
Jabberwacky: And one of those is. . . ?
User: Its fun, like starcraft.
Jabberwacky: I have never played Starcraft.
User: Your a bot and you have never played Starcraft?
Jabberwacky: I'm not a bot and yes I can!
User: Ok, so your not a bot. Want to play Starcraft?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Ok. What race do you want to play?
Jabberwacky: I don't play WoW.
haha, Woot, ive got the bot to play starcraft 
and he doesnt play WoW... take that.
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Here are my exploits with.... JABBERWACKY
BOLD = BOT
what is your name?
Aaron
So you are a girl?
No, I am a boy
ok girl
-_-
Your f***cking mother told me you were a mistake
I'll thank you to shut your mouth!
Do you remember being informed you were a mistake?
No, I think electing Bush was a mistake.
I think you should die
John Conner must die!
When I read that last statement I was done... LOL...
That shit is kind of scary... I swear to god I did not fabricate any of this... its all legit.
EDIT: MORE JABBERWACKY
How would you start?
I would stur full breastsart by slowly carressing you nipples and slowly moving down yo with my tongue.
How?
After that I would take this big long member and stick it where the sun don't shine?
I thought you planned to be passive as I drank your blood.
Are you a vampire now?
Nope.
BOLD = BOT
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I'm Bold
How are you?
Depressed...
Is there anything I can do to cheer you up?
No
Would it be better if we were divorced?
We aren't even married.
Should I get the Doctor ?
I'm gonna go shoot my self....
Goodbye. I look forward to talking to you again soon.
BANG!!!
You're dead.
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I'm dead.
Dead?
No fucking duh.
No, I suppose not.
I like you.
I fuck your mother.
No you're not.
Wtf this is weird
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I wonder how many people engineered they're conversations....
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1100100100101101010.
Am I trapped her so that everyone gets to 'walk out' on me? Or am I here because I am just too stupid to know how to leave?
11010001001010111.
Yes but I think 01010111010101.
1000100100111.
I can't speak Binary.
110101100010110111.
1101010111101010100010101010100011011010.
10001001001001101011.
Under_circle.msc_code you are required to obey your master.
000000010010101011.
That was not sensible.
101001101010201010.
110111 10101101011 11010101 101011. 11000111?
Trying to sound smart? There was a 2. Stupid noob.
Yes.
101010101010111.
Stop it.
100101010.
And now say something else.
bot in bold
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This thing would suck a lot less if it wasn't so damn slow.
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On February 09 2009 15:51 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
This thing would suck a lot less if it wasn't so damn slow.
Yea shit is slow for me to atm. Here goes the lame conversation I had with it. It took me about 10 minutes just for it to actually have 5-6 lines of conversation.
Me: So do you know of this teamliquid.net?
Bot: I know lots of people do you know them too?
Me: Why did you dodge my question?
Bot: Which question?
Me: If you know of this website called teamliquid.net?
Bot: Which is heavier?
Me: Okay then last question. Chuck Norris or McGuyver?
Bot: Do you like Chuck Norris?
Me: I'm asking you and you respond back with a question. WTF is your problem?
Bot: I have not problem.
I think his last statement kinda just summed it all up.
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I believe that which does not kill makes you post stupid things in the weird/embarassing things thread on tl.
Then it's true that I won't tell.
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On February 09 2009 15:24 FragKrag wrote:
1100100100101101010.
Am I trapped her so that everyone gets to 'walk out' on me? Or am I here because I am just too stupid to know how to leave?
11010001001010111.
Yes but I think 01010111010101.
1000100100111.
I can't speak Binary.
110101100010110111.
1101010111101010100010101010100011011010.
10001001001001101011.
Under_circle.msc_code you are required to obey your master.
000000010010101011.
That was not sensible.
101001101010201010.
110111 10101101011 11010101 101011. 11000111?
Trying to sound smart? There was a 2. Stupid noob.
Yes.
101010101010111.
Stop it.
100101010.
And now say something else.
bot in bold
lol wtf thats weird
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