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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-10 22:30:05
July 10 2008 22:29 GMT
#61
On July 11 2008 06:48 L wrote:

Additionally; its not a cracker. Its called the host. If you went and started stealing menorahs from synagogues during passover, then saying "WHAT ITS ONLY A CANDLE STICK" you'd probably get a similar outrage, and people who knew nothing about judaism would probably go "rofl they're so angry over candles, dum morans".

Either way, this was IRL trolling.
I agree, but at what point is it ok to disturb a religious ceremony? What about a scientology meeting?

Also, I think it's perfectly acceptable to tell Jews that staying kosher is fucking stupid.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
July 10 2008 22:34 GMT
#62
ROFL I USED TO DO THAT SHIT ALL THE TIME

fake eat it then quickly slip it into my front pocket then show it to everyone later and be like LOL I GOT JESUS!
why so 진지해?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
July 10 2008 22:38 GMT
#63
those bastards in catholic school confiscated my magic the gathering cards too cause of 'demonic hordes'

then also stole my walkman cuz i had rage against the machine on it

then one time in confirmationclass i was flipping the bible in the air except one time fumbled the catch so it fell straight to the ground and the teacher and everyone in the class went ape shit on me for not handling god with care

WTF
why so 진지해?
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
July 10 2008 22:40 GMT
#64
You dropped god.
lol
O shi he's so pissed I bet.
HF in hell
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
July 10 2008 22:42 GMT
#65
i like catholics because they speak latin
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-10 22:47:35
July 10 2008 22:47 GMT
#66
On July 11 2008 07:38 Rekrul wrote:
those bastards in catholic school confiscated my magic the gathering cards too cause of 'demonic hordes'

then also stole my walkman cuz i had rage against the machine on it

then one time in confirmationclass i was flipping the bible in the air except one time fumbled the catch so it fell straight to the ground and the teacher and everyone in the class went ape shit on me for not handling god with care

WTF

Your such a badass, now go away.
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
July 10 2008 22:47 GMT
#67
Just wondering, are the crackers standard in every church? does the church purchase them or makes the cracker themselves? It is possible to use cream crackers instead? How do they taste like? Do they come in different flavours?
..
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 10 2008 22:48 GMT
#68
and here I was thinking that a hic white man was taken hostage in iraq or something
GoShox
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States1842 Posts
July 10 2008 22:48 GMT
#69
On July 11 2008 07:48 thedeadhaji wrote:
and here I was thinking that a hic white man was taken hostage in iraq or something


LOL, yeah the title of this topic is VERY misleading.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
July 10 2008 22:55 GMT
#70
i was thinking about hte alt band

like the one that made this song

love this song

and LOL rekrul catholicism just raped MTG
posting on liquid sites in current year
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
July 10 2008 22:56 GMT
#71
i pictured some white kid being stolen by some thugs in detriot.

but LOL OHMEEGOD!! THE HOLY CRACKERRRR OMFG IT WAS A WHEATTHIN GET OUR LOW FAT FRIEND BACKKKK!!!
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
July 10 2008 23:00 GMT
#72
On July 11 2008 07:47 Fr33t wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 11 2008 07:38 Rekrul wrote:
those bastards in catholic school confiscated my magic the gathering cards too cause of 'demonic hordes'

then also stole my walkman cuz i had rage against the machine on it

then one time in confirmationclass i was flipping the bible in the air except one time fumbled the catch so it fell straight to the ground and the teacher and everyone in the class went ape shit on me for not handling god with care

WTF

Your such a badass, now go away.


hard to think a little catholic school boy could have been such a rockstar

but what did you expect
why so 진지해?
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-10 23:05:30
July 10 2008 23:04 GMT
#73
On July 11 2008 05:28 Funchucks wrote:
Fundamentally, he is stealing.

If you go to a restaurant and you eat a dinner roll from the basket on the table, you are partaking. If you put a dinner roll in your pocket to eat later, you are stealing. Trivial, right? Nobody cares.

If you go to a fancy party and the host says, "Help yourself to the wine." and you end up drinking a whole bottle by yourself, that is not stealing. But if you put that same bottle in your pocket and leave, that is stealing. Considering the ridiculous prices of some bottles of wine, it could be grand theft.

So if you go to a religious ceremony, and they bless an object and tell you that you may eat it, this is not an invitation to take it and do as you please with it. It has become sacred and priceless, and they have only given you access to their property for this once specific use. This is a crime.

Now we just need an Indiana Jones scene where our hero is chased out of a gothic cathedral by angry spear-wielding parishoners, clutching his sacred wafer and dodging darts shot out of gargoyles.


I don't like your examples...

What if the dinner roll i gave you was blessed...? it was SACRED. PRICELESS.

this roll took me MONTHS to make, and you take it hostage?

even the idea of taking food hostage is retarded.

EDIT: I'm just rambling on and

Rekrul is a pimp.
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
July 10 2008 23:07 GMT
#74
On July 11 2008 06:53 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Church takes it too seriously, btw in my church, we eat 떡


And that's why you go to hell.
DUN DUN DUUUN!!
KaasZerg
Profile Joined November 2005
Netherlands927 Posts
July 10 2008 23:10 GMT
#75
He's going to cut of a piece of the cracker sending it back to the church demanding ransom. Threatening to destroy it unconsumed.

I don't see the problem just excommunicate him and he will go to hell.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 10 2008 23:14 GMT
#76
On July 11 2008 06:59 Kwark wrote:
This topic is what you bailed on me for inc? It's not even a good topic....


oh no I bailed to help a girl I know with her debate homework + gym

If I posted in this thread at that time you should have MSN'd me.. I was here gabbing this shit waiting for her next question.
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
July 10 2008 23:16 GMT
#77
On July 11 2008 07:34 Rekrul wrote:
ROFL I USED TO DO THAT SHIT ALL THE TIME

fake eat it then quickly slip it into my front pocket then show it to everyone later and be like LOL I GOT JESUS!

GOT JESUS O.o
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 10 2008 23:20 GMT
#78
On July 11 2008 08:10 KaasZerg wrote:
He's going to cut of a piece of the cracker sending it back to the church demanding ransom. Threatening to destroy it unconsumed.

Don't talk crazy.

He's just going to dress up in a legionary costume and nail it to a little cross.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
July 10 2008 23:20 GMT
#79
On July 11 2008 07:47 dinmsab wrote:
Just wondering, are the crackers standard in every church? does the church purchase them or makes the cracker themselves? It is possible to use cream crackers instead? How do they taste like? Do they come in different flavours?

I believe it's actually possible to buy a bag of them (unblessed), e.g. to allow students to practice receiving the host before confirmation. The kid was indeed really stupid if that was his intention: he could have easily asked for an unblessed one from the Priest.

imo they taste like ice cream cones -- the cheap, plain, unsweetened kind.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
July 10 2008 23:37 GMT
#80
hahaha this story is beyond ridiculous. Its stories like this that destroy any hope I have in humanity. Some people are just crazy.
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