EPTOn Why Not to Get Too Drunk - Page 6
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ReTr0[p.S]
Argentina1590 Posts
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Yuljan
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QuanticHawk
United States32021 Posts
On January 29 2008 14:48 Elwood Blues wrote: Heh..I posted a drunken revenge story on the Tucker Max board about a one month party that I sustained over the last summer. The writing is florid but chillingly accurate. please read if you drink lots of jager http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showpost.php?p=569448&postcount=42 I'm new to the whole writing thing so all feedback comes appreciated hahaha, this story is ridiculous for those who didnt read | ||
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pyrogenetix
United Arab Emirates5090 Posts
anyway uhh a couple weeks ago got pretty shit drunk. i remember i had a full bottle of ballentines whiskey and a lot of pepsi and was drinking whiskey mixed with pepsi for a long time. after like 5 glasses i still wasn't feeling the buzz and got impatient and downed 2 whiskey shots. i still didn't feel shit and downed another 2 whiskey shots and suddenly i was really drunk. i start talking about why you never have hot dogs and hotdog buns packaged in same quantities and started a tabasco sauce eating contest with another guy. 6 tablespoons of tabasco later my korean friend decides its time to take matters to a new level and brings me a tablespoon of his korean hot sauce. obviously korean spicy sauce and tobasco differ in strength as much as the respective country's starcraft players. this i failed to see in my enlightened state and wolfed down the korean sauce. i only remember it feeling like someone injected my bloodstream around my neck and face with napalm and lit it on fire. i start screaming and shouting liek a maniac and drank copious amounts of water. blackout ensues and the next day i find myself in bed with my clothes in a neat pile, my key on the hook, my jacked on the clothing rack, my phone on the table and a glass of water and another additional bottle of water beside the bed ready for my dehydrated body to consume. o_O haha oh yea i also see that somehow the pepsi and whiskey also made it back to my fridge. however there wasnt much left of either. | ||
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BombSniffingDog
Turkmenistan107 Posts
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paper
13196 Posts
On January 30 2008 06:27 BombSniffingDog wrote: your friends are manner, mine would have put peanut butter up my ass and then filmed while a mut dog licked it out ( it really happened ) thus your TL id? | ||
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
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ReTr0[p.S]
Argentina1590 Posts
On January 30 2008 05:43 Yuljan wrote: you can even rape your girlfriend. I know its hard to swallow but sometimes your girlfriend doesnt want to have sex when you do. I dont see the relation to giving her alcohol so. I doubt you want to sleep with her after she passed out already. You make too many wrong assumptions, beginning with the fact that I never said you had to have sex with her. I take alcohol as an relaxant (which is what it is), not as a way to get someone so wasted they don't know what they're doing. So far I've only seen my gf drunk once (because she wanted to drink) and it was a great and fun night because when you are relaxed you are more friendly, funny, and open-minded. | ||
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Funchucks
Canada2113 Posts
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Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
On January 30 2008 08:21 Funchucks wrote: Guys just want sex. Girls want sex and excuses from responsibility for the sex. Therefore, guys buy girls alcohol. That is bizarrely true. Women are such tramps, but do whatever it takes to hide it. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32021 Posts
Hangovers are not. | ||
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rpf
United States2705 Posts
On January 30 2008 07:31 ReTr0[p.S] wrote: I take alcohol as an relaxant (which is what it is) Alcohol is an inhibitor. The feeling of relaxation is merely one's perception of not being inhibited. | ||
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SIUnit
China288 Posts
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fanatacist
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