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SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
September 04 2007 18:14 GMT
#81
Almost missed this thread entirely. =/ The Voodoo-mouse one is just brilliant.
Administrator
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
September 04 2007 22:38 GMT
#82
=D this is a great thread
troi oi thang map nai!!!
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
September 04 2007 22:59 GMT
#83
On September 04 2007 17:36 MYM.Testie wrote:
REQUEST
Come back and take more requests !
Or if you're not doing anymore... do one last poem about the disappointment we will all see knowing no more poems will come again.
Do you really want chat rooms?
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
September 04 2007 23:21 GMT
#84
From lands consumed by ice and snow
Which to Giyom the Great gave birth,
Another hero now steps forth;
Let him be welcomed to the show.

His famous user name describes
One of a pair, which Tossgirl lacks,
That normally resides in sacks
And oft turns blue from certain vibes.

"Off to Korea," he proclaims,
In the prelims, he paves his way
Through pros who haven't yet made their names.
The league holds rather tougher games:
He faces Im Yohwan today.

Their forces clash, an epic bout.
Then Boxer's out, our hero's in -
To countless fans this brings chagrin.
"Ssibal! Kesekki-a!" they shout.

But he fights on despite duress.
All that confronts him burns and bleeds,
And Shudder shudders, Much is less,
Sea[Shield] evaporates from stress,
And Ma Jae Yoon salvation needs.

As he returns to visit home,
He wears the medals on his chest.
The fans concede: he is the best,
A true successor to Giyom.


I'm going out of state until next Wednesday and will not have constant internet access. Please feel free to post requests, I'll try to check back as often as possible.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
September 05 2007 00:51 GMT
#85
lol awesome!
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
September 05 2007 13:46 GMT
#86
On September 05 2007 08:21 defenestrate wrote:
From lands consumed by ice and snow
Which to Giyom the Great gave birth,
Another hero now steps forth;
Let him be welcomed to the show.

His famous user name describes
One of a pair, which Tossgirl lacks,
That normally resides in sacks
And oft turns blue from certain vibes.

"Off to Korea," he proclaims,
In the prelims, he paves his way
Through pros who haven't yet made their names.
The league holds rather tougher games:
He faces Im Yohwan today.

Their forces clash, an epic bout.
Then Boxer's out, our hero's in -
To countless fans this brings chagrin.
"Ssibal! Kesekki-a!" they shout.

But he fights on despite duress.
All that confronts him burns and bleeds,
And Shudder shudders, Much is less,
Sea[Shield] evaporates from stress,
And Ma Jae Yoon salvation needs.

As he returns to visit home,
He wears the medals on his chest.
The fans concede: he is the best,
A true successor to Giyom.


I'm going out of state until next Wednesday and will not have constant internet access. Please feel free to post requests, I'll try to check back as often as possible.


If this was in response to my request, I wanted the element of anticlimax after the foreigner finds out bw = terminated T_T but awesome, nevertheless!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 05 2007 14:07 GMT
#87
On September 04 2007 07:08 Yogurt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 04 2007 06:54 Oak wrote:
Dude you clearly have not seen that guy draw the Mona Lisa in MSPaint. So amazingly good.
Let me see if i can find the link again.

+ Show Spoiler +




but still, you must not have seen fantas drawings

he's pro mspaint

Haha thanks xD

I knew about that and the MSPaint car by pixelgod. But that's 2 people in a million, hence why none of us expect something like that from anyone here. Which is why I said what I said, Oak.

On September 04 2007 07:31 defenestrate wrote:
My apologies. I didn't get anywhere with the time travel theme and just passed out last night.

Show nested quote +
What exactly are you on? :D


Nothing while writing those poems. Beer afterward.



fanatacist, I'm honored. I'm working on something for those reverse centaurs you and Steve drew


COOL n_n
Peace~
Jim
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden1965 Posts
September 05 2007 19:34 GMT
#88
This is great.
To sup with the mighty ones, one must climb the path of daggers.
Slowsu
Profile Joined December 2005
United States103 Posts
September 07 2007 00:48 GMT
#89
get this man a beer
HachiRoku[MeCH], JulyZerg.of.AH, gosudude[GoD], Slowsu[x], [X]Stealth, sMi.Hachi
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 08 2007 06:34 GMT
#90
To countless fans this brings chagrin.
"Ssibal! Kesekki-a!" they shout.

OMG

gold line
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
September 08 2007 08:01 GMT
#91
On September 03 2007 02:48 fuglyfrog wrote:
The plight of the homosexual Christian homophobe. In memory of the Republican Party.

RebelHeart's frustrated battle against his penis.

Do a poem about the sorrow of one-dimensional personalities.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
LeoTheLion
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
China958 Posts
September 08 2007 11:10 GMT
#92
"bondage"

purity. essence of light
shining, unblemished and bright
sought by rebellious soul
fighting for freedom in flight


sensual lips and soft hair
enter his vision--and bare
flesh--catching glimpse of her glow
melting resolve unaware


pressure, it rises and burns
deep in his member and churns
agony, sweet! such desire
writhes as he tosses and turns


pleasure, the captive denies
frantic, and shaking he cries
No I will not I will not!
thrashing, bewildered, he pries
hands from engaging in thrust
please, I must not! I must not...
shrieking, enraged with disgust
knees crashing down in the dust


fallen. his essence unleashed
ritual of darkness complete
crawling to grace one more time
hoping to fly--to be freed.
Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy. -Chairman Mao
FunFluffyBunny
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Sweden1696 Posts
September 08 2007 11:24 GMT
#93
Haha. That's great :D

So many hilarious poems. This thread definately deserves to be in the hall of fame.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
September 08 2007 15:09 GMT
#94
On September 08 2007 20:10 LeoTheLion wrote:
"bondage"

purity. essence of light
shining, unblemished and bright
sought by rebellious soul
fighting for freedom in flight


sensual lips and soft hair
enter his vision--and bare
flesh--catching glimpse of her glow
melting resolve unaware


pressure, it rises and burns
deep in his member and churns
agony, sweet! such desire
writhes as he tosses and turns


pleasure, the captive denies
frantic, and shaking he cries
No I will not I will not!
thrashing, bewildered, he pries
hands from engaging in thrust
please, I must not! I must not...
shrieking, enraged with disgust
knees crashing down in the dust


fallen. his essence unleashed
ritual of darkness complete
crawling to grace one more time
hoping to fly--to be freed.


haha nice rhythm
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
September 08 2007 16:30 GMT
#95
TL should gather and publish a poetry book.... NOW!
evolve or die
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
September 13 2007 05:38 GMT
#96
Back in town after a fun but poetically unproductive week. Will be taking live requests on Sat/Sun if work is not too busy. Other stuff (The Reverse Centauriad and some thoughts on New York City) will be posted upon completion.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
Elwood Blues
Profile Joined February 2007
United States261 Posts
September 13 2007 07:55 GMT
#97
This thread is made of win and awesome.

Really though, there's some quality material in here!
move over rover, let jimi take over
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
September 15 2007 22:11 GMT
#98
In honor of:
[image loading]

[image loading]


Jim the centaur stood hunched at the edge of the cliff,
Equine eyes dripping tears onto storm-sodden rock.
His expression and posture exuded pure grief
As he wept for the virginal state of his cock.

Steve, his cousin, had asked him: "Good buddy, what's wrong?"
And with porno and apples he tried to console -
With no luck. Jim's frustration had gone on too long,
And the sex-deprived centaur exposed his maimed soul.

"At the office I slave every day, nine to five.
Then I ask random women to come to my place.
If I'm lucky, they say, 'Not while I am alive!'
But more commonly they introduce me to Mace.

"In dejection, I head to the stables at night.
Even there, rotten luck takes a turn for the worse.
All the stallions and mares just make jokes at my plight
As they tell me, 'You're not even hung like a horse!'

"Into digital realms for some solace I flee.
I play Starcraft; I fail; I cannot even spam.
Each opponent then gloats, 'Noobtard! GG no re!'
My intestinal flatworms have more APM.

"Why the fuck did God make me?!" he whinnied and wept,
"I shall not know the smell of sweet vaginal juice!"
Steve responded, "Self-pity you must not accept,
For I know of a place where you can reproduce.

"In the city of Washington, Congressmen dwell.
When they're free from campaigning, their nature springs forth
They will fuck any creature from Heaven or Hell,
And, more relevant, any that come from this Earth."

Jim the centaur was stunned at the glorious news.
The idea had nearly captured his breath:
No more gloom and depression, no more self-abuse!
And he jumped up for joy - and fell off to his death.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
September 15 2007 22:14 GMT
#99
very clever
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 15 2007 22:51 GMT
#100
LOL <333

Hahahahaha wow xD That is amazing! Great job. You took exactly what I wanted you to take from my drawing.
Peace~
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