EPTPoetry, O ye who sucketh - Page 5
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
On September 04 2007 17:36 MYM.Testie wrote: REQUEST Come back and take more requests ! Or if you're not doing anymore... do one last poem about the disappointment we will all see knowing no more poems will come again. | ||
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defenestrate
United States579 Posts
Which to Giyom the Great gave birth, Another hero now steps forth; Let him be welcomed to the show. His famous user name describes One of a pair, which Tossgirl lacks, That normally resides in sacks And oft turns blue from certain vibes. "Off to Korea," he proclaims, In the prelims, he paves his way Through pros who haven't yet made their names. The league holds rather tougher games: He faces Im Yohwan today. Their forces clash, an epic bout. Then Boxer's out, our hero's in - To countless fans this brings chagrin. "Ssibal! Kesekki-a!" they shout. But he fights on despite duress. All that confronts him burns and bleeds, And Shudder shudders, Much is less, Sea[Shield] evaporates from stress, And Ma Jae Yoon salvation needs. As he returns to visit home, He wears the medals on his chest. The fans concede: he is the best, A true successor to Giyom. I'm going out of state until next Wednesday and will not have constant internet access. Please feel free to post requests, I'll try to check back as often as possible. | ||
Romance_us
Seychelles1806 Posts
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ilovezil
United States4143 Posts
On September 05 2007 08:21 defenestrate wrote: From lands consumed by ice and snow Which to Giyom the Great gave birth, Another hero now steps forth; Let him be welcomed to the show. His famous user name describes One of a pair, which Tossgirl lacks, That normally resides in sacks And oft turns blue from certain vibes. "Off to Korea," he proclaims, In the prelims, he paves his way Through pros who haven't yet made their names. The league holds rather tougher games: He faces Im Yohwan today. Their forces clash, an epic bout. Then Boxer's out, our hero's in - To countless fans this brings chagrin. "Ssibal! Kesekki-a!" they shout. But he fights on despite duress. All that confronts him burns and bleeds, And Shudder shudders, Much is less, Sea[Shield] evaporates from stress, And Ma Jae Yoon salvation needs. As he returns to visit home, He wears the medals on his chest. The fans concede: he is the best, A true successor to Giyom. I'm going out of state until next Wednesday and will not have constant internet access. Please feel free to post requests, I'll try to check back as often as possible. If this was in response to my request, I wanted the element of anticlimax after the foreigner finds out bw = terminated T_T but awesome, nevertheless! | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On September 04 2007 07:08 Yogurt wrote: + Show Spoiler + but still, you must not have seen fantas drawings he's pro mspaint Haha thanks xD I knew about that and the MSPaint car by pixelgod. But that's 2 people in a million, hence why none of us expect something like that from anyone here. Which is why I said what I said, Oak. On September 04 2007 07:31 defenestrate wrote: My apologies. I didn't get anywhere with the time travel theme and just passed out last night. Nothing while writing those poems. Beer afterward. fanatacist, I'm honored. I'm working on something for those reverse centaurs you and Steve drew  COOL n_n | ||
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Jim
Sweden1965 Posts
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Slowsu
United States103 Posts
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
"Ssibal! Kesekki-a!" they shout. OMG gold line | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
On September 03 2007 02:48 fuglyfrog wrote: The plight of the homosexual Christian homophobe. In memory of the Republican Party. RebelHeart's frustrated battle against his penis. Do a poem about the sorrow of one-dimensional personalities. | ||
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LeoTheLion
China958 Posts
purity. essence of light shining, unblemished and bright sought by rebellious soul fighting for freedom in flight sensual lips and soft hair enter his vision--and bare flesh--catching glimpse of her glow melting resolve unaware pressure, it rises and burns deep in his member and churns agony, sweet! such desire writhes as he tosses and turns pleasure, the captive denies frantic, and shaking he cries No I will not I will not! thrashing, bewildered, he pries hands from engaging in thrust please, I must not! I must not... shrieking, enraged with disgust knees crashing down in the dust fallen. his essence unleashed ritual of darkness complete crawling to grace one more time hoping to fly--to be freed. | ||
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FunFluffyBunny
Sweden1696 Posts
So many hilarious poems. This thread definately deserves to be in the hall of fame. | ||
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
On September 08 2007 20:10 LeoTheLion wrote: "bondage" purity. essence of light shining, unblemished and bright sought by rebellious soul fighting for freedom in flight sensual lips and soft hair enter his vision--and bare flesh--catching glimpse of her glow melting resolve unaware pressure, it rises and burns deep in his member and churns agony, sweet! such desire writhes as he tosses and turns pleasure, the captive denies frantic, and shaking he cries No I will not I will not! thrashing, bewildered, he pries hands from engaging in thrust please, I must not! I must not... shrieking, enraged with disgust knees crashing down in the dust fallen. his essence unleashed ritual of darkness complete crawling to grace one more time hoping to fly--to be freed. haha nice rhythm | ||
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artofmagic
United States1951 Posts
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defenestrate
United States579 Posts
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Elwood Blues
United States261 Posts
Really though, there's some quality material in here! | ||
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defenestrate
United States579 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4206/reversecentaursg0.png) ![[image loading]](http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/2751/tl7du6.th.jpg) Jim the centaur stood hunched at the edge of the cliff, Equine eyes dripping tears onto storm-sodden rock. His expression and posture exuded pure grief As he wept for the virginal state of his cock. Steve, his cousin, had asked him: "Good buddy, what's wrong?" And with porno and apples he tried to console - With no luck. Jim's frustration had gone on too long, And the sex-deprived centaur exposed his maimed soul. "At the office I slave every day, nine to five. Then I ask random women to come to my place. If I'm lucky, they say, 'Not while I am alive!' But more commonly they introduce me to Mace. "In dejection, I head to the stables at night. Even there, rotten luck takes a turn for the worse. All the stallions and mares just make jokes at my plight As they tell me, 'You're not even hung like a horse!' "Into digital realms for some solace I flee. I play Starcraft; I fail; I cannot even spam. Each opponent then gloats, 'Noobtard! GG no re!' My intestinal flatworms have more APM. "Why the fuck did God make me?!" he whinnied and wept, "I shall not know the smell of sweet vaginal juice!" Steve responded, "Self-pity you must not accept, For I know of a place where you can reproduce. "In the city of Washington, Congressmen dwell. When they're free from campaigning, their nature springs forth They will fuck any creature from Heaven or Hell, And, more relevant, any that come from this Earth." Jim the centaur was stunned at the glorious news. The idea had nearly captured his breath: No more gloom and depression, no more self-abuse! And he jumped up for joy - and fell off to his death. | ||
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Lycaeus
United States1420 Posts
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
Hahahahaha wow xD That is amazing! Great job. You took exactly what I wanted you to take from my drawing. | ||
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