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DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
September 02 2007 19:13 GMT
#21
defenstrate lol amazing :D
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-02 19:24:28
September 02 2007 19:23 GMT
#22
do one about me beating savior tvz ez
Moderatorsloppy little slug
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
September 02 2007 19:25 GMT
#23
Call it "dream on"
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
September 02 2007 19:25 GMT
#24
make one about Bisu beging #1 in kespa.

My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
Hans-Titan
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Denmark1711 Posts
September 02 2007 19:25 GMT
#25
Jesus fucking christ, you got skillzz dude!

Do one about the recent liquibition match!
Trying is the first step towards failure, and hope is the first step towards disappointment!
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
September 02 2007 19:32 GMT
#26
wowowow so good :} :} :} !!
Hates Fun🤔
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-02 20:11:21
September 02 2007 20:10 GMT
#27
damn dude

nice
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
zizou21
Profile Joined September 2006
United States3683 Posts
September 02 2007 20:16 GMT
#28
nice =]
its me, tasteless,s roomate LOL!
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32281 Posts
September 02 2007 20:18 GMT
#29
Nice :D
Moderator<:3-/-<
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-02 21:39:57
September 02 2007 21:19 GMT
#30
On September 03 2007 04:23 intrigue wrote:
do one about me beating savior tvz ez



He's the Maestro, Ma Jae Yoon,
You who would face him will perceive:
From KeSPA's height dethroned so soon,
He can still make his foemen grieve.

Each zergling is a violin,
Each mutalisk a silver flute;
The lurkers lead his brass in din
As they pursue their Terran food.

Should you survive that gruesome day
Do not be reckless, don't be proud.
His hive tech enters into play
And scourge will snipe your vessels stray
To the cadenza of the cloud.

Two hundred signs cheer Ma Jae Yoon,
A thousand rabid fangirls scream.
You're no one. Silence is your tune,
You're going down (and none too soon!)
TL dot net observes the stream.

The match has started. SCVs
Begin to harvest, badly split.
Across the Peaks, drones hum like bees
And pave the way for your defeat.

You macro, micro, and control
To stave off minimal harass.
Three-hatch to lurkers? You don't know.
Then mutas come to join the show.
You are much deeper in the hole
And struggle to preserve your ass.

Your comsat sees a morphing hive.
His mutas sing, your rines scream out,
Among the bodies, zerglings thrive
And of the outcome leave no doubt.

You live on, struggling, holding course,
Afraid your arms are going to freeze,
And when the lurkers eat your force,
With all your might, you cut the cheese.

The great Maestro, Ma Jae Yoon,
Caught without gas mask by the fart,
Inflates his cheeks like a balloon
And puts his hands atop his heart.

A thousand fangirls choked and died.
Two hundred signs now grace the dust.
You grin, your chest puffed out with pride:
You won by doing what you must.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6779 Posts
September 02 2007 23:04 GMT
#31
Holy shit.
Graphics
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-02 23:31:45
September 02 2007 23:07 GMT
#32
write one about Free not making the OSL or WCG and his sad face afterwards

edit: the last one was so good holy crap
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
berated-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1134 Posts
September 02 2007 23:09 GMT
#33
You sir are a genius
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
September 02 2007 23:16 GMT
#34
hahah thats funny
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
i.play.ZERG
Profile Joined August 2007
Canada276 Posts
September 02 2007 23:19 GMT
#35
Shakespeare would turn gay for you
gameguard
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Korea (South)2132 Posts
September 02 2007 23:22 GMT
#36
Thats some real talent wow.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
September 02 2007 23:25 GMT
#37
Holy shit, man. Are you an english major?
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
distant_voice
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Germany2521 Posts
September 02 2007 23:27 GMT
#38
AWESOME
This is my truth, tell me yours!
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
September 02 2007 23:40 GMT
#39
write one about Free not making the OSL or WCG and his sad face afterwards


Pics or videos please.

Are you an english major?


I wish. Studying economics right now, but looking at English if I ever do grad school.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
bumpirate
Profile Joined June 2007
United States122 Posts
September 02 2007 23:41 GMT
#40
roses are red

violets are blue

why am i wasting

my fucken time with

this gay poem shit
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