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crazie-penguin
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States1253 Posts
September 02 2007 23:42 GMT
#41
I'm not surprised just by the quality but the simply how fucking fast you make them. Well, I suck at writing pretty much, though
crazie-penguin
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States1253 Posts
September 02 2007 23:42 GMT
#42
On September 03 2007 08:41 bumpirate wrote:
roses are red

violets are blue

why am i wasting

my fucken time with

this gay poem shit


because you're gay?
Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
September 02 2007 23:44 GMT
#43
bumpirate, you aren't funny and please respect this guys talent, if not the english language you speak.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=104154&currentpage=316#6317
bumpirate
Profile Joined June 2007
United States122 Posts
September 02 2007 23:45 GMT
#44
On September 03 2007 08:42 crazie-penguin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 03 2007 08:41 bumpirate wrote:
roses are red

violets are blue

why am i wasting

my fucken time with

this gay poem shit


because you're gay?



maybe u want me to b gay?!

u lil cocksuckin faggot..

...
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20160 Posts
September 02 2007 23:47 GMT
#45
wow fucking art defenestrate
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
bumpirate
Profile Joined June 2007
United States122 Posts
September 02 2007 23:48 GMT
#46
On September 03 2007 08:44 Dave[9] wrote:
bumpirate, you aren't funny and please respect this guys talent, if not the english language you speak.



didnt mentioned anything about his talent.

english language??

...
distant_voice
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Germany2521 Posts
September 02 2007 23:54 GMT
#47
^
I
This is my truth, tell me yours!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 03 2007 00:10 GMT
#48
Haha wow some of these are great x] defenestrafe, ZaplinG, DhakhaR, props n_n
Peace~
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
September 03 2007 00:47 GMT
#49
Your verbosity is applaudable DhakhaR. I want to join in on the fun, however I also dont want to poop on your thread more than i have. ^^

keep it up.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-03 01:15:34
September 03 2007 01:14 GMT
#50
wow, savior would cry

nice one defenestrate!

On September 03 2007 08:54 distant_voice wrote:
^
I

yes, please
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
September 03 2007 02:53 GMT
#51
On September 03 2007 08:07 Hot_Bid wrote:
write one about Free not making the OSL or WCG and his sad face afterwards


This is for the losers of the qualifiers as a generic entity, as in your video (which was great, btw): http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=58574

It's late in the day and the theme is serious so don't expect it to be as good.

For the Starleague prelims thrice per annum we meet,
Half go on to the Starleagues; half drop in defeat.
They who win in the spotlight shall battle-skills hone.
We who lose fade away. We are many, alone.

Like a racehorse, too old for the victories sweet
Growing slow, turning weak, ever more obsolete,
Newbies fresh out of school, those who once held the throne,
The rejected, the losers, the many, alone.

Some will quit, and reality they shall embrace
And go work in an office and drink into daze,
Slaving just for a paycheck, at home just to moan,
Mediocre, generic, and many - alone.

If depression doesn't set into game-hardened brain,
I can see: in the future, more Starleagues remain.
With more practice, I'll micro, I'll maynard each drone,
And defeat my opponents, the many alone.

From mass solitude each of us aims to ascend
And to prove oneself better than foe and than friend,
Shred the league, as a wolf rips the flesh from a bone
And I'll stand at the summit, completely alone.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
Myxomatosis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States2392 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-03 03:07:50
September 03 2007 03:07 GMT
#52
really nice!

can you write one about the shadow rush?
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36399 Posts
September 03 2007 03:11 GMT
#53
dude you're fricken awesome
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
September 03 2007 03:19 GMT
#54
The SaviOr one is great man.
Moderator<:3-/-<
Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
September 03 2007 03:23 GMT
#55
On September 03 2007 08:45 bumpirate wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 03 2007 08:42 crazie-penguin wrote:
On September 03 2007 08:41 bumpirate wrote:
roses are red

violets are blue

why am i wasting

my fucken time with

this gay poem shit


because you're gay?



maybe u want me to b gay?!

u lil cocksuckin faggot..



this kid needs to get his ass kicked
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
September 03 2007 03:44 GMT
#56
Ah, thank you. Doing one more request tonight before I get sober and lazy.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
MeOwTheMinXi
Profile Joined December 2006
Australia59 Posts
September 03 2007 04:01 GMT
#57
emo gangsters attmpting to kill batman but got pwnt by wow nerds wanting batman for his gosu armour...i duno lol...entertain!!!
sMi rOx
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
September 03 2007 04:09 GMT
#58
On September 03 2007 08:45 bumpirate wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 03 2007 08:42 crazie-penguin wrote:
On September 03 2007 08:41 bumpirate wrote:
roses are red

violets are blue

why am i wasting

my fucken time with

this gay poem shit


because you're gay?



maybe u want me to b gay?!

u lil cocksuckin faggot..


Your name is 'bumpirate'...enough said?

"Ahoy me hearties! Time to plunder some booty!"

Male booty though.

Calling people gay is the highest brow insult ever formulated.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
September 03 2007 04:11 GMT
#59
On September 03 2007 12:44 defenestrate wrote:
Ah, thank you. Doing one more request tonight before I get sober and lazy.



Time travelling TL.neters
Moderator<:3-/-<
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
September 03 2007 04:16 GMT
#60
jeez you're good
Moderatorsloppy little slug
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